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Even More with Joel McHale
The super stud from "The Soup," Joel McHale examines the downfall of society by dissecting the best of the worst TV clips of the week with Ace and the gang.
  
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More with Joel McHale
Joel McHale, host of E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around and further examines the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Issues with the Ace Man
Teresa and Bald Bryan were caught contradicting Adam when he was out for the day, so the Ace Man opens his mind and listens to the gang come clean about issues they disagree with Ace about.
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John Langely of COPS
The producer and creator of one of the longest running reality shows in history, John Langely of COPS talks to Adam and the gang about revolutionizing television.
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Battle of the Brians
Bald Brian's doppelganger from Portland, Brian 2 calls in with fun and excitement in the form of Adam drops.
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How Say You? Part Deux
In all his infinite glory and wisdom, Adam bestows a crown of insight on the listening audience in an inspirational segment of How Say You.
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How Say You?
Adam opens the phone lines wide open and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Judah Friedlander
He plays the writer on the show 30 Rock, Judah Friedlander sticks around and further explains why he's number one champion of the world with Ace and the gang. See him perform live all this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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30 Rock's Judah Friedlander
One of the stars from one of Adam favorite shows, Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock stops by and chats it up with Adam and the gang. See him perform live all this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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American Idol Recap
Teresa and the gang recap last night's American Idol competition. Good times.
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Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson
We're back in the cooch business, peeps! As Adam and the gang talk to Penthouse Magazine's Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson about her crowning achievement. Check her out at myspace.com/ericaellyson
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Evil Adam
Adam designates his doppelganger Evil Adam to contradict the various issues he normally feels adamantly about.
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How Say You? Part 2
Adam keeps the phone lines open and discusses the fine points of your thoughts and concerns of the day.
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How Say You?
Adam opens the phones lines and talks to the listening audience regarding the good word of the day, which includes an insight from Hi-Pitch Eric from the Howard Stern Show.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Adam on Oprah
Adam recaps the trip he took to Chicago to go on Oprah and the various people who worked their asses off to get him there and back.
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Rap Star, Coolio
The man who brought us one of the most popular rap songs of all time, Gangsta's Paradise, Rapper Coolio talks to the gang about bewing raised in the hood and now his new project Cookin' with Coolio on MyDamnChannel.com.
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Music Hump Day, Part 3
Adam and the gang taper off a spirited round of Music Monday on Wednesday with the number one best and worst songs to propose to you old lady by.
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Music Hump Day, Part 2
Inspired by Teresa's recent engagement, Adam and the gang review the best and worst songs to propose to.
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Music Hump Day, Part 1
Since they didn't get it on Monday, Adam and the gang celebrate hump day by sharing and comparing the best and worst songs to propose to your old lady by.
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Sarah Silverman
Yes, she's still "F"ing Matt Damon, as Sarah Silverman talks to Adam and the gang about the greatest internet video since Two Girls and a Cup.
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Stuttering John Melendez
The one time screener for the Howard Stern Show and now correspondent for Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Stuttering John Melendez talks about his road to fame and fortune. check out his movie "One, Two Many," out April 15th.
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How Say You?
Adam opens the phones lines and talks to the listening audience regarding the good word of the day, which is nothing but Dancing with the Stars.
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LYNN AND ALEX CALL IN
Our favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex call in. They are so excited to hear Adam will be on Dancing With The stars!
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Adam's Big Announcement
After waiting all weekend with baited breath, Adam finally reveals the he will be the next big stud stutting his stuff on "Dancing with the Stars."
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More Paige Hemmis
Adam speculates what his world would be like if he landed a hypothetical romance with Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's Paige Hemmis.
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More with Author Neil Strauss
The author of "Rules of the Game," an all inclusive insight into picking up women, Neil Strauss sticks around and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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More with Author Neil Strauss
The author of "Rules of the Game," an all inclusive insight into picking up women, Neil Strauss sticks around and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Author Neil Strauss
Keeping in similar fashion with the Fm Talk Station's # 1 motivation, Neil Strauss, author of "Rules of the Game" gives the Ace Man an insight on how to become an ultimate pick-up artist.
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How Say You?
Adam blesses this wonderful Presidents Day morning by bestowing a crown of insight on the listening audience in a spirited segment of How Say You.
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Dennis Miller
The high brow comic talks to Adam and the gang about his new show game Amne$ia starting this Friday at 9:00pm.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Joel McHale and Greg Fitzsimmons
Funny man Greg Fitzsimmons continues to chimes in with keywords direct from the AVN awards, as Joel McHale sticks around to share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Joel McHale and Greg Fitzsimmons
While Greg Fitzsimmons sticks around the studio for fun and games, E! TV's host of "The Soup" Joel McHale drops by with the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week in TV.
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Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons
Adam talks to comedian Greg Fitzsimmons about the fun and excitement of hosting the AVN awards with Tera Patrick.
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Natasha Hendstridge Has a Jones for Ace
In an attempt to interview comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, Adam gets a call from the super sexy and talented actress Natasha Hendstridge, who comes clean about her long time crush on the Adam.
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass-full of various issues and circumstances which really make him mad and reviews the best of the week in a spirited round of This Week in Rage.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
In his undecipherable Nicaraguan accent, Ozzy sings the greatest of Heart as callers attempt to determine which song Adam's favorite Nicaraguan is currently butchering for a chance to win a signed Heart guitar.
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Valentines and the Kiddies
Due to the fact that Valentines Day is for lovers, which means it's a day for adults, Adam ponders what Valentines Day means for the kids of America.
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Robin Anton Of The Pussycat Dolls
The creator of the Pussycat Dolls, Robin Antin clues Adam in to her start as a dancer and creating on of the biggest girl bands in history. Check out her new show "Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious" next Monday on the CW.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy hangs out with us. Deaf pitches hysterical ideas for shows he thinks would be a huge success!
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Richard Branson's Ode To Teresa
Since it's the day for lovers and the genesis of sprouting young love, Richard Branson swoops down from heaven and makes another attempt to steal Teresa's heart. Fly Virgin Airlines, people.
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Lynn and Alex of LARagMag.com
The Carolla Show's resident gay couple Lynn and Alex drop by and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang. Check out LARagMag.com for all the frenzied fun with Lynn and Alex.
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Robin Antin of the Pussycat Dolls
The creator of the Pussycat Dolls, Robin Antin clues Adam in to her start as a dancer and creating on of the biggest girl bands in history. Check out her new show "Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious" next Monday on the CW.
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Valentines Day with The Ace of Hearts
In the spirit of the day for lovers, Adam and the gang dispense some relationship advice to the walkers of Lovers Lane in a spirited Valentines Day rendition of the Ace of Hearts.
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How Say You, Part 2
Adam goes back to the phone lines and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns on this lovely Valentines Day.
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Entertainment Tonight's Mark Steines
The dreamy journalist from Entertainment Tonight, Mark Steines talks to Adam and the gang about leaving football and becoming an Emmy winning reporter and now kicking ass on one of the biggest shows on TV.
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How Say You?
In all his infinite wisdom and glory, Adam bestows a crown of insight on the cap of his beloved listening audience in a spirited session of How Say You.
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THE HOFF AND JUSTIN STILL WITH US
David talks about his huge success in Germany, he’s treated like a king there, it’s unbelievable! Justin says he grew up watching David on TV and says it is a “dream come true” now being able to work with him!
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AMERICAN GLADIATOR,TITAN WITH US
American Gladiator, Titan hangs out with us. Titan and Adam’s friend, Ray arm wrestle. Ray promised Adam he would not make an ass of himself this evening, too bad he couldn’t keep that promise! Guess who wins the wrestling match?
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HUGH HEFNER WITH US
The host of the evening, Hugh Hefner hangs out with Adam. Don’t miss Hef’s hit reality show, The Girl’s Next Door which airs on the E! Channel.
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EVIL ADAM
Adam plays one of his favorite characters, Evil Adam and complains about anything and everything!
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Larry Miller, Wolf, and Siren
Comedian and author, Larry Miller is with us as well as Siren and Wolf from American Gladiators which air on Monday nights on NBC. Check out Larry’s new book, Spoiled Rotten America out in bookstores now!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More with Jeff Ross
Comedian Jeff Ross sticks around and delves into his relationship woes. See him live, Valentines Day at the Melrose Improv.
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Comedian Jeff Ross
The new master of the Roast, Comedian Jeff Ross talks about the odd expectations people have of him these days, now that he's considered to me the contemporary Roast Master. See him live, Valentines Day at the Melrose Improv.
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Will Angie Eat It? Breakfast Edition
Inspired by IHOP's National Pancake Day, Adam and the gang attempt to get to the bottom of Producer Angie's particular preference in taste in a spirited breakfast round of Will Angie Eat It.
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More Home Improvement
Adam gets a little help from HGTV's super stud Eric Stromer in dispensing some invaluable advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas.
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Billy Mays
One of the most recognizable faces on TV, Billy Mays, who's the spokesperson for items such as Oxi Clean and Orange Glo, talks to the gang about how he got his big break. On the recommendation of Billy Mays, go get yourself some Muddy Puddy.
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How Say You? Part Deux
Adam and the gang go back to the phone lines and discuss the fine points of National Pancake Day.
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Miss America, Kirsten Hagland
There she is... Miss America herself, Kirsten Hagland talks to Adam and the gang about her road to one of America's highest aesthetic honor.
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How Say You?
In all his infinite wisdom and glory, Adam bestows a crown of insight on the cap of his beloved listening audience in a spirited session of How Say You.
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Ozzy's Movie Review - Fools Gold
Adam best Nicaraguan brother, Ozzy drops by and gives his critique of the new romantic sudo-comedy Fools Gold, in his undecipherable Nicaraguan accent. Good times!
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Grammy Recap and Music Monday
Teresa recaps last night's Grammy awards and then the gang share and compare the best and worst TV themes song in a spirited Music Monday.
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Grammy Recap
Teresa recaps all the fun and festivities from last night Grammy presentation.
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Last Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass-full of various issues which really get under his skin and reviews the top 5 from last week in a spirited round Last Week in Rage.
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Nerds and the News
The gang finishes up playing a round of Nerd Walking, then Teresa tackles the news.
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Nerd Walking with Mike Cioffi
One of the Carolla Show's many resident nerds, Mike Cioffi goes out on the town and asks manly-man questions of nerdy men in a spirited round of Nerd Walking.
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How Say You? Part Deux
In all his infinite wisdom and glory, Adam bestows a crown of insight on the cap of his beloved listening audience in a spirited session of How Say You.
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The Seattle View and How Say You?
The Ace Man talks about the fun festivities from the Seattle Event and then opens up the phones lines and delves in to the thoughts and concerns of his lovable listening audience.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David Got a Lady Visitor!
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated Prisoner David talks to Adam and the gang about the amazing experience of having a woman visit him in the big house. Check him out at Myspace.com/prisonerdavid.
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More with Joel McHale
The hilarious Joel McHale sticks around the studio and shares the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale, Host of E! TV's "The Soup"
He's back! Bright eyed and bushy tailed for yet another great romp throught the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with host of E! TV's "The Soup" Joel McHale.
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Tia Carrere
You might remember her as the smoking hot love interest in Wayne's World, now Tia Carrere is topping the charts with her new venture as a Luau Singer, which she's nominated for a Grammy.
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Comedian Harland Williams
The hilarious Harland Williams sticks around the studio and chats it up with the gang. Go to HarlandWilliams.com for all his work and see him live at the Melrose Improv today and Saturday, Feb. 9th.
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Harland Williams and the News
Harland Williams sits in as Teresa reviews the news. See Harland Williams at the Melrose Improv today and tomorrow, Feb. 9th.
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Jessica Alba
One of the hottest women to grace the Earth, Jessica Alba talks to the gang about her future ambition in the business and the fine points of her new movie "The Eye".
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
A caller attempts to determine what song Ozzy is butchering in his heavy Nicaraguan accent in hopes to win Grammy tickets.
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How Say You? Part Deux
In all his infinite wisdom and glory, Adam bestows a crown of insight on the cap of his beloved listening audience.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phones lines and delves in to the thoughts and concerns of his lovable listening audience.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Ace of Hearts, Part 2
The Ace Man continues to channel that minute romantic stored deep down in his soul to help him dish out relationship advice to callers with love troubles.
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Ace of Hearts, Part 1
Adam delves back into his romantic psyche and dispenses some invaluable relationship advice to listeners with relationship woes with Norm MacDonald.
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Norm MacDonald
He saved the show when Adam was out at the end of last year, now Norm MacDonald is back, talking to the Ace Man and listeners about being the funniest man on the planet. See him tomorrow at the House of Blues, Las Vegas.
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Flava Flav and Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald sticks around the studio as Adam and the gang talk to the greatest hype man in hip-hip history Flava Flav, about his big time reality show, "Flava of Love 3."
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Javier Bardem of "No Country For Old Men"
He scared the hell out of anyone who went to the theater this year and saw "No Country For Old Men," now the Oscar nominated actor Javier Bardem, chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Listeners call in and attempt to stump the Ace Man by proposing delightful issues and concerns they feel he just can't complain about.
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How Say You?
Bald Bryan battles his doppelganger Bald Bryan 2 as Adam blows through calls of the day in a spirited round of How Say You.
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Brian Austin Green
The kid from one of the most popular TV shows of all time, Brian Austin Green talks about life after Beverly Hills 90210 and teases his new role in the new series, Terminator, The Sarah Conner Chronicles.
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Doggie Howser, Courtney Oliver
The ten year old veterinary assistant talks to Adam and the gang about holding the job that all her other 10 year old friends dream about.
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Germany or Florida?
Adam and Allen Covert review a bunch of odd-ball headlines that they can't logically wrap theirs minds around and attempt to determine if they derived from Germany or Florida.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"? with Allen Covert
The gang and Allen Covert peruse the sales adds from Craigslist and talk to a bunch of posters to attempt to determine who the "F" sells this "S." Go see "Strange Wilderness" in theaters now.
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Allen Covert of "Strange Wilderness"
The hilarious actor from Grandma's Boy and a slew of Adam Sandler films, Allen Covert talks to the gang about his new movie, "Strange Wilderness."
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Adam's Bucket List
Adam delves back into that infinite psyche of his and shares his deepest desire of what he wants to do before he kicks the bucket and dies.
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How Say You?
This is that portion of the day where the Ace Man blows the phones open and talks his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Off to T.J. with Ray
Adam recounts his experience going south of the border to TiJuana, Mexico with his primate pending pal, Ray.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Laura Silverman
The sister of the reigning Queen of Comedy, Laura Silverman is all excited about her role on House, airing tonight, and talks to Adam and the gang about being in the shadows of a great sibling.
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Hobo Power, Part 2
Think of a fat cat who just ate a pound of blue cheese and took a movement on a hot hibachi. That's Hobo Power!!!
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Hobo Power, Part 1
Is a measure of stick measurement determined by the Ace Man. Adam gives his Hobo Power to callers who have unbelievably gross tales to tell.
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TJ Miller of Cloverfield
He played Hudd in the action hit "Cloverfield" as TJ Miller discusses shooting 1/3 of the movie himself and his road to Hollywood stardom.
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How Say You, Part 2
Adam goes back to the phones and talks to callers who wish to discuss the good word of the day and wish to be inspired by the Ace Man.
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Actor Kal Penn
The funny man from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Kal Penn gives Adam and insight into how he made it in Hollywood and encourages all the listeners to go out and VOTE!!!
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience about what's on the minds of those in Radioland.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Giant Wins for the Betting Man
Adam delves into the various gambling he conducted for the Super Bowl and talks to callers about what they won or lost from making Big Game bets.
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Kat Von D
The hottest and most demanded tattoo artist in America, Kat Von D discusses her road from New Mexico to Miami Ink, then getting her own Hollywood Tattoo Parlor, High Voltage in Los Angeles. Check out Kat Von D.net
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Actor, Jeffery Tambor
The hilarious actor from the Larry Sanders Show and Arrested Developement, Jeffery Tambor talks to Adam and the gang.
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Last Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass-full of various issues which really make him angry. he's reviews the top 5 from last wee in a spirited round of Last Week in Rage.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Getting ready for most exciting "Super" day which we can think of, Adam and the gang review the best and worst Presidential Candidates and the songs which will be bolstering their supporters.
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Music Monday, Part 1
In the spirit of the upcoming Primary Elections on Super Tuesday, Adam and the gang reviews the best and worst politically driven music tunes.
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How Say You, Part 2
Adam goes back to the phones and talks to callers who wish to discuss the good word of the day.
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Losing It... On a Jet Plane
Adam dissects his weekend trip to British Columbia and the hassle of having to deal with the BS of having to deal with people and the odds rules of modern day air travel.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding yesterday's Big Game and what's on the minds of those in Radioland.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang talk to the winner of the Wing Bowl and wrap up today's show with Joel McHale.
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The Wing Bowl Kick Off
Teresa introduces the contestants of the first annual Adam Carolla Show Wing Bowl, a spirited contest of pure poultry gluttony, presented by Wingnuts.
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Joel McHale of "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale drops by in his usual Friday appearance and dissects the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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John Elway, NFL Legend
The greatest Quarterback of all time, John Elway discusses his journey to eventual NFL glory by winning the Super Bowl and encourages the Carolla audience to go one stop shopping at Sam's Club.
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Lisa Loeb
The cute little indie rocker Lisa Loeb stops by the show and serenades the crew with a little ditty from her latest album. See her perform live tonight at Barnes and Noble at the grove, Beverly Hills.
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Aisha Tyler Rules the World!
The coolest chic on the planet, Aisha Tyler sticks around the studio and discusses the finer points of flatulence with Adam and the gang. See her live tonight and Saturday at the Brea Improv and visit her at Myspace.com/AishaTyler.
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Aisha Tyler is a Rock Star
The thinking man's woman, Aisha Tyler drops by the Carolla studio and proves why she's the hottest, yet the coolest chic on the planet. See her live tonight and Saturday at the Brea Improv and visit her at Myspace.com/AishaTyler.
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How Say You? Part 2
Adam keeps the ball-a-rollin' and continues to talk to the audience regarding the good word of the day.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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News and Larry Miller
Teresa reads the news as Comedian Larry Miller sticks around the studio and give his insight on the day.
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Comedian Larry Miller
The one true comedian who's made a success in film, Larry Miller tells a tantalizing tale about fellow actor Dennis Farina. Check out his book Spoiled Rotten, now on paperback.
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Reenactment
Adam and Teresa reenact a dialog between the woman who microwaved her baby and the subsequent conversation thereafter.
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More with Julie Benz
From the new hit movie Rambo, Julie Benz sticks around the studio and discusses her roles Stallone's latest Rambo installment and the thriller TV show, Dexter.
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Julie Benz of Rambo
The hot as hell actress from the latest Rambo installment, Julie Benz talks to Adam and the gang about her road to the silver screen and her role in Rambo.
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How Say You? Part 2
Adam keeps the ball-a-rollin' and continues to talk to the audience regarding the good word of the day.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Kurt Busch
The Racing superstar Kurt Busch is kicking off Race Week in Las Vegas and talks to Ace and the gang about the upcoming events. Check him and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones at the Pearl Theatre on February 29th
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American Idol Insight
Adam delves back into his psyche from 1991 and has Teresa amaze him with a detailed description of what people are tuning in to watch in the future
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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John O'Hurley
The hilarious actor from the smash Broadway hit Spamalot and host of Family Feud, John O'Hurley talks to Adam and the gang about his big part in one of the biggest shows in Las Vegas. See him live by going to WynnLasVegas.com.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam's had as ass-full of various types of people and blow hard celebrities and beckons his pet pterodactyl Terry to toss them into the Carolla Show Volcano.
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The Tease of Terry
Adam tries to start throwing people in the volcano, but gets side tracked in a discussion with comedian Todd Glass.
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Comedian Todd Glass
Funny and a nice guy to boot, comedian Todd Glass talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming appearance on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. Check out his upcoming projects at BigShotLive.com.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Actor Steve Zahn
But most people know him as "That Guy," as actor Steve Zahn talks to Adam about his initial success being directed by Tom Hanks and gets into the fine points of his new movie, Strange Wilderness.
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Choose Your Weapon - Or Candidate
Adam, Teresa and Bald Bryan took a survey which indicated which candidate they would most likely vote for the Presidential nomination and share the results with a Coke and a smile.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"?
Have you ever wondered who the "F" sells the various oddities people post on Craigslist.com? Well Adam sure as hell has as he talks to various Craigslist posters and attempts to determine who the "F" is selling this "S."
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Jerome Bettis
One of the swiftest footed big-man running backs in NFL football history, Jerome Bettis talks to Adam and the gang about finally winning the Super Bowl and now throwing the biggest tailgate party in history this Thursday.
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Blah, Blah Blog
Adam and the gang review various anonymous blogs and attempt to determine which blow hard celebrity is wasting everyone's time with this drivel.
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The Ace of Hearts
Adam delves into his romantic psyche lodged way in the back of his brain and dispenses some serious relationship advice to callers with relationship woes.
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How Say You? Part Deux
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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How Say You?
As the day breaks once again on another broadcast day, Adam opens the phone lines and talks to the audience regarding the good word of the day.
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Movie Monday
Adam and the gang review the best and worst sports themed movies of all times in the spirit of the upcoming Super Bowl.
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More with Dr. Gary Alter
The Carolla Show's sexual reassignment specialist and Dr. 90210 himself, Dr. Gary Alter guides some inquisitive callers through there concerns regarding sexual reassignment.
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Gary Alter, Dr. 90210
Dr. 90210 himself, Dr. Gary Alter stops by and talks to Adam and the gang about the ins and outs of sexual reassignment surgery.
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Kevin Sorbo
You might remember him as the almighty Hercules, but these days he's starring in the number one movie in America, Meet the Spartans, as Adam and the gang talk to Kevin Sorbo.
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Do Yourself a Favor...
Adam sheds all apprehensions and explains how to handle your hygiene regarding razor burn.
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How Say You? Part Deux
The Ace Man keeps the ball rolling and continues to talk to callers about what's on the mind of those out there in Radioland.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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This Week In Rage
Adam's had it up to his bushy brown brow with various issues which really make him mad. He reviews the best 5 of the week in a spirited round of This Week in Rage.
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Mark Malkoff, the IKEA Kid
The guy who lived in IKEA for a week, then visited all of New York City's 171 Starbucks chains in one, Mark Malkoff shares his story with Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale, Host of E! TV's "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale makes his typical dreamboat, stud-muffin Friday appearance on the show with the best of the worst reality TV clips of week in tow.
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The Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, The Deaf Frat Guy who spearheaded the almighty Delta Fu frat house, talks to Adam and the gang about who he's supporting for the nomination of President. Check him out at DeafFratGuy.com.
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Matt Reeves, Director of "Cloverfield"
The Director of the new kick ass smash blockbuster action film "Cloverfield," Matt Reeves talks to about finally making a giant monster movie that works. Good times!
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This Week in Rage?
Adam's had an ass-full of various issues which really get under his skin. He attempts to review the top 5 of the week, but gets side tracked and goes off on a topic which REALLY makes him mad.
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How Say You? Part Deux
Adam talks to a caller who sets him off regarding the odd employee practices of Zankou Chicken and then goes back to the phones To review the soothing sounds of Gary Pucket.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phone lines and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Shirley Phelps
Religious nut job, Shirley Phelps talks to Adam and the gang. Jesus Christ...
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Darren from AshleyMadison.com
The guy behind the website which urges others guys to get behind your wife's, well, behind, Darren from AshleyMadison.com talks to Adam and the gang about his controversial new dating site.
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Atheism ala Adam
Inspired by religious nut job Shirley Phelps, Adam explains why he's an Atheist and delves into the psyche of those who've scared themselves into believing in a higher being.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Adam and the listening audience attempt to guess what Jimi Hendrix songs Ozzy is butchering in his heavy Nicaraguan accent in a spirited round of Nicaraguan Name That Tune.
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Zankou... F.U! and News
Adam is incensed with the people who work at the Van Nuys Zankou Chicken, who have taken it upon themselves to determine who can and can't get chicken alongside their shwarma plate.
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Vince MaMahon and the News
The man behind the greatest wrestling company in the world, Vince McMahon talks to Adam and the gang about the big match up coming up this weekend.
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Paxton Galvanek
Partner of the advertising agency Galvanek & Wahl LLC, Paxton Galvanek discusses how he saved lives due to the tutelage of video games.
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Ace Man on Jay Leno. A Recap
Adam recounts last nights appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and delves into the do's and don'ts of late night talk show etiquette.
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How Say You?
The Ace Man blows the phone lines wide open and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Dr. Drew Pinsky
The genius behind "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" and just one of the greatest doctors on the planet, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Ace's old Loveline co-host, talks to the gang about the latest from Celebrity Rehab. Good times.
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Prisoner David and the News
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David gets on the horn and conducts another great episode of Jailhouse Idol with his buddy 3 Stiker Rick from the Big House. Check out PrisonerDavid.com or Myspace.com/prisonerdavid
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Mary Carey Madness
Insightful as she is talented, Mary Carey reunites with her family on air, as she talks to her ailing mother and father who are both in their respective nursing homes. Check out MaryCarey.com
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More Mary Carey
The lovely and talented Mary Carey sticks around the studio and gives Adam an insight into her turbulent life of dancing, Playboy, porn and Politics. Check out MaryCarey.com
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Mary Carey
Porn star turned political pundit and now a personality on the new hit reality TV show, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Mary Carey talks to Adam and the gang about her upbringing and her subsequent road to stardom. Check out MaryCarey.com
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
The super HGTV stud from Home Improvement with Eric Stromer, Eric Stromer sticks around and further helps the Ace Man dispense some invaluable advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phone lines and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Actor, Jeff Conway
The famed Kenickie from Grease, Jeff Conway, who's now appearing on the profound reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, talks to Adam and the gang about his drug addiction and his new rap venture with girlfriend Vicky.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
The Carolla Show's resident gay, Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op goes out on the town and asks burley questions of squirrelly men in a spirited round of Gay Walking. As Ace and the gang play to win an XBOX 360 for designated callers.
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Dolph Lundgren
The Universal Soldier, Drago and the guy who holds a Ph.D in Chemical Engineering, Dolph Lundgren talks to Adam and the gang about his new film out now on DVD, "Missionary Man."
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Dicky Barrett and Joe Gittleman
The gruesome twosome from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dicky Barrett and Joe Gittleman stick around the studio and chat it up with Ace and the gang.
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Oscar Nominations
Teresa and the gang review the announcement of the 80th Annual Academy Awards and give their thoughts and opinions regarding the big announcement.
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How Say You, Herpes?
Adam stays on the line with Joanne and works out her dilemma with giving a married man herpes, as Adam reveals that he might had the disturbing virus himself.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phone lines and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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How Say You? Part 2
Adam shifts gears and opens the phones for another edition of How Say You for the 9 o'clock hour.
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Ozzy's Movie Review - Cloverfield
Adam's best Nicaraguan play cousin Ozzy, drops by the studio and gives his critique of the new blockbuster hit film Cloverfield, in his indecipherable Nicaraguan accent.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further reviews the best and worst songs to march to, in the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and get support from the listening audience. Good times!
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam, Teresa and Bald Bryan review the best and worst songs to rally by, in the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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The Ace of Hearts
Adam delves back into his romantic side lodged deep in the depths of his psyche in an attempt to dispense invaluable advice to callers with relationship woes.
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Totally Topical TiVo Trivia
Adam, Teresa and Bald Bryan are designated to guess movie titles based on plot lines for callers who wish to win an XBOX 360.
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The 9th Step
Adam and the gang talk to a group of callers who need to be forgiven for their past transgressions.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phone lines and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day. Happy Martin Luther King Day!
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More with Joel McHale
Just one of the greatest guys in show business and host of "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio and further reviews the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with the gang.
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The Dodgers' Nomar Garciaparra
The Dodgers All-Star third baseman Nomar Garciaparra talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming Celebrity Soccer Challenge, January 26 at the Home Depot Center.
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Jay Mohr
Wow, this guy is FUNNY! For some reason people act surprised when they associate Jay Mohr with comedy as the actor/comedian talks to the gang. Check him out at the Irvine Improv this Sunday.
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Author Andrew Morton
The man who brought you "Diana: Her True Story in Her Own Words," Author Andrew Morton talks to Adam and the gang about his controversial new book, "Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography."
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Stephen J. Cannell
The man who brought you such classics as The A-Team, 21 Jump Street and Rockford Files, Stephen J Cannell talks to Adam and the gang about his new book, "Three Shirt Deal: A Shane Scully Novel."
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had it up to his bushy brown brow with various issues which really make him mad. He reviews the best 5 of the week in a spirited round of This Week in Rage.
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How Say You? Part Deux
Adam continues to take calls from the audience, which leads to a dual between Bald Bryan and a listener's drops. God times!
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How Say You?
Adam and the gang critique the new hit movie Cloverfield, as Sir Mark the Poet serenades the audience with a What Can't Adam Complain About Poem.
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Basic Cable Classics with Bill Simmons
ESPN's Sports Guy Bill Simmons sticks around and reviews Karate Kid 3 with the Ace Man, as Adam's wife has had it with hearing about Karate Kid and calls Adam to get him to cut if out.
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Another American Idol Recap
Teresa is lent a helping hand from ESPN's sports guy Bill Simmons as the gang continues to recap last nights episode of American Idol.
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Hot Boxed Cops
Adam tells the tale of the time he was wasted and got into his car to drive home in front of a couple of cops who appeared to be hot boxing their patrol car.
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Lisa Lampanelli
The Queen of Mean, the Rock Star of Raunch and just the most awesome comic on the scene, Lisa Lampanelli takes the black guy out of her cavities for a moment and chats with the gang. See her live, February 8th at the Arlington Theater in Santa Barbara.
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Dr. Brady Barr
He's happy about hippos. Dr. Brady Barr talks to Adam and the gang about his show Dangerous Encounters with Brady Barr.
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Jon Cryer
The lovable "Ducky" from Pretty In Pink and now star of the hit CBS show "Two and a Half Men," Jon Cryer discusses his latest film "Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God... Be Back by Five," on DVD next Tuesday.
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How Say You?
Adam busts the phone lines wide open and talks to a beloved caller from New Zealand and reviews a little Gary Puckett for your listening pleasure.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Motoring FM
Traffic, news, weather, news, traffic, weather…. It’s Motoring FM.
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More Dana and Huell Howser
Adam and the gang further review the latest from everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser, with the help from comedian Dana Gould. See Dana Live all this weekend in Philadelphia at Helium Comedy Club.
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Dana Gould and Huell Howser
The comedian's comedian, Dana Gould drops by the studio and channels the spirit of Huell Howser in another exercise in Good Times. See Dana Live all this weekend in Philidelphia at Helium Comedy Club.
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He Dropped a Bomb on T... Baby!
Teresa dangerously delves back to the time when her ex-boyfriend squashed her heart and reveals that this little douche is now married after not even a year of being separated.
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American Idol Recap
Adam, Teresa and the gang review the various oddities from the last nights American Idol auditions. Good times.
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J.J. Abrams
The man behind the upcoming blockbuster "Cloverfield" and the beloved creator of "Lost," JJ Abrams talks to Adam and the gang about the secrecy of Cloverfield and the upcoming Start Trek film.
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Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend
Teresa drops a dime about the intrinsic value of diamonds, after some serious wedding ring research for her upcoming union to Batman.
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How Say You, Doug Benson?
Adam continues to chat it up with the listening audience with comedian Doug Benson in studio. Good times! See Doug perform live in Seattle this weekend at the laugh comedy spot.
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How Say You?
This is the time in the morning when Adam opens the phone lines to the listening audience and addresses the issues on the mind of America.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Flick Picks
Ace and the gang further review the most over and underrated movies of all time.
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UFC Champ, Matt Hughes
Arguable the greatest UFC Champ of all time, Matt Hughes talks to Adam and the gang about longevity in the ring, after years of kicking serious ass. Check out his new book, “Made in America: The Most Dominant Champion in UFC History.”
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Change! Oh What's in a Name?
Inspired by one of the more famous name changes by Lew Alcindor to Kareen Abdul-Jabbar, Adam and the gang discuss the famous people that should have changed their names and the ones who shouldn't have.
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
The Laker Captain of all Captains, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar talks to Adam about his relationship with Bruce Lee, his secret to longevity in the league and discusses his new book "On the Shoulders of Giants: My Journey Through the Harlem Renaissance."
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phones lines and talks to listeners about your thoughts and concerns.
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This Week In Rage
Adam's had it up to his bushy brown brow with various issues which really get under his skin. He reviews the worst of the week in This Week in Rage.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, The Deaf Frat Guy makes the big announcement that he is getting into real estate to suppliment his Delta Fu ventures. Hell Yeah... Go to DeafFratGuy.com for all your favorite Delta Fu merchandise.
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Do Yourself a Favor
Adam gives some serious advice to those who have trouble dealing with a flat tire.
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Jimmy and Jay: Together At Last
Adam and the gang review the ground breaking interviews of Jay Leno on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and then Jimmy's appearance on the Tonight Show. Good times!
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More Robert Schimmel
Comedian Robert Schimmel sticks around the studio and delves into the finer points of Two Girls, One Cup. Good times! Check out his new book in February, "Cancer on 5 Bucks a Day."
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Robert Schimmel
One of the great comedians of this era and just a great person to boot, Robert Schimmel talks to Adam about the various BS that happens when your in Mexico on vacation. See him perform live at the Brea Improv.
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Teresa's Wedding Ring Woes
Teresa's relationship with Batman is getting pretty serious, so the couple is going out ring shopping this weekend and gets advice from Ace and the audience.
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Wide Open Phones
Adam gets a little derailed from all the awesome listeners calling in the show and takes callers thoughts and opinions of the day.
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First Shift Free-4-ALL!!!
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to the listening audience about what's on the mind of America.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Rich DeMuro at CES
Bald Bryan's college roommate Rich DeMuro of KCAL 9 is a correspondent at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas and gives insight about the event.
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The Ace of Hearts
Adam delves back into his psyche and channels the romantic within as he and Teresa dispense some love advice to love sick callers.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Adam's good buddy Jimmy Kimmel talks to the gang about his ground breaking interview with Jay Leno tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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The Teutuls of Orange County Choppers
That wacky family from the famed reality show "American Chopper," Paul Sr., Paulie Jr. and Mike Teutul from Orange County Choppers drop by the studio and give insight to life with the Teutuls. Check out the new season of "orange County Choppers."
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Christopher Titus
Comedian Christopher Titus sticks around the studio and tells the greatest story in show business history about Bruce Springsteen. See Titus perform live all this week at the Irvine Improv.
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Tracey Morgan and the News
Teresa reads the news and Adam talks to Tracey Morgan about his relationship woes and his new movie with Ice Cube, "First Sunday."
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Bryan Still Gay?
Adam talks to a caller who has a serious crush on Bald Bryan and wants a chance to turn him from his homosexual ways.
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Wide Open Phones
Adam busts the phone lines wide open and talks to the listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns.
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Wrap Up
Adam Wraps up today’s show.
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More Home Improvement with Eric Stomer
Eric Stromer of HGTV sticks around and further helps Ace dispenses advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas. Check out Eric's book, "Do-It-Yourself Family: Fun and Useful Home Projects the Whole Family Can Make Together."
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
The super stud from HGTV, Eric Stomer stops by the show and help the Ace Man dispense some home improvement advice to troubled callers. Check out Eric's book, "Do-It-Yourself Family: Fun and Useful Home Projects the Whole Family Can Make Together."
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Same Name Game
Adam and the gang receive help from callers in trying to match up dichotomous famous people who share the same name.
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Scott Baio
From Chachi to Charles and now a newlywed and father, Scott Baio talks about his road from child stardom to becoming a total recluse.
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Germany or Florida?
The gang reviews a variety of news stories and attempt to determine if these wacky tales are derived from Germany or Florida in hopes to win callers an XBOX 360.
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Wide Open Phones
Adam goes around the horn and talks to a slew of callers as the phones lines are broken wide open.
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Teddy the Phone Funnel
Adam blows the phones wide open and instructs Teddy the phone screener to just throw every call that comes in to the show, on the lines, as the Ace Man is feeling frisky.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Stupid or Lying?
Adam reviews his past conversation with attourney Gloria Alred regarding the Michael Richards scandal at the Laugh Factory and attempts to determine if this woman was lying or just stupid.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"? Part 2
The gang continue to talk to the people out there who post oddities on Craigslist in an attempt to understand who the "F" sells this "S".
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"?
Adam and the gang peruse the Craigslist pages and attempt to determine who the "F" sells this "S" as they talk to the people of Craigslist.
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Los Angeles Traffic Department
Adam's had an ass-full of getting BS tickets which don't do anything but make rich cities wealthy and calls the LA Traffic Department to get to the bottom of this mess.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Adam and the gang get a little help from the listening audience in trying to decipher what Jimi Hendrix tune Ozzy is butchering in his heavy Nicaraguan accent.
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Ice Cube
Amerikkka's most wanted rapper turned mogul who writes comedy movies, Ice Cube talks to Adam and the gang about his road to silver screen glory and his new film "First Sunday."
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Ace on Danny on Leykis
Adam answers questions from the audience regarding Danny Bonaduce's controversial appearance on the Tom Leykis Show.
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More With Kathy Griffin
She started on the D-List, but this A-List comedian Kathy Griffin sticks around the studio and discusses the new season of "Kathy Griffin: MY Life on the D-List." See her perform live, January 10-12 at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Cancel the AD Counsel
The Ace Man's had it up to his bushy brown brow with Public Service Announcements and attempts to talk to various personnel from the Ad counsel to stop this madness of unnecessary anti-smoking adds.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further share and compare the best and worst songs to blow on the horn at a football tailgate party. Good times.
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Music Monday, Part 1
In the spirit of the end of the football season, Adam and the gang share and compare the best and compare the best and worst songs to hear at your tailgating party.
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Kathy Griffin
The Queen of contemporary comedy, Kathy Griffin talks about the break up with her long time love Matt Moline and her new romance with Apple co-founder Steven Wozniak with Adam and the gang. See her perform live, January 10-12 at the Kodak Theater in Holl
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Are You Smarter Than A Raiders Fan?
Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op hits the town and asks trivia questions of Raiders fans, then Adam and the gang talk to callers who attempt to determine if they are smarter than these wizards of trivia.
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Banned at the Buffet
Adam and the gang talk to a Las Vegas buffet goer, Ricky Labit who was thrown out of the Chinese Buffet for being bigger than the average consumer and taking more than his fill at the buffet line.
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Act Like You Know
With her tentative appearance upcoming on the show, Adam sings the praises of the Kathy Griffin and discusses the great work Sean Penn did in his role as Jeff Spicoli in the movie, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
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Wrap Up with Joel McHale
Adam wraps up today's show. See Joel McHale perform live, all this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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Joel McHale, Host of "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale drops by to share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang. See him all this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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Fun with Waterboarding
Adam and the gang discuss the controversial issue of waterboarding as a torture technique.
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ESPN's Chris Fowler
The host of ESPN's College GameDay, Chris Fowler talks to Adam and the gang about the prospects college football glory.
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New Years Resolutions
Instead of having people call in and explain how they will improve themselves for the new year, Adam dispenses his own New Years resolutions to very deserving listeners.
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Last Year in Rage
Adam had an ass-full of various issues over the past year, and reviews the top 5 from Last Year In Rage.
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The Ace of Hearts, Part 2
Adam and the gang further dispense love sick callers advice regarding their turbulent relationships.
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The Ace of Hearts
Delving back into his romantic psyche, prompted from his Love Line days, Adam dispenses some invaluable relationship advice to love sick callers.
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Where's the Message Board?
One of the only outlets to give listeners a voice as to what they want to hear on the show, has been pulled from the website and Adam wants to get to the bottom of this debacle.
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To The Volcano With You!
Adam and the gang continue to order Ace's pet pterodactyl Terry to drop blow hard celebrities into the Carolla Show volcano.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Ozzy's Movie Review - The Bucket List
Adam best Nicaraguan buddy Ozzy drops by to give his critique of the new Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman film , "The Bucket List," in his thick Nicaraguan accent.
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More with Lynn and Alex
The Carolla Show's resident gay couple, Lynn and Alex stick around the studio and discuss the debauchery from their holiday Christmas Party and review the Gay Yellow Pages with Adam.
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Lynn and Alex of LARagMag.com
America's favorite gay couple from the Amazing Race and LARagMag.com, Lynn and Alex drop by and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam's had an ass-full of various blow hard celebrities and commands his pet Pterodactyl, Terry to drop these douches in the Carolla Show volcano.
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Back to Late Night
Adam and the gang review the late night line ups which finally went back on the air last night, in the midst of the current writer's strike.
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New Years Tips
The Ace Man delves back into that infinite psyche of his and dispenses some invaluable New Years tips for the listening audience.
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Blah, Blah Blog
Adam and Teresa help a couple of listeners win an XBOX 360 by trying to decipher which blow hard celebrity is writing these terrible, terrible blogs.
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Packing a Rose Bowl
Adam and Teresa delve into the great festivities of the Rose Parade and discuss the various happenstances included with New Years Eve.
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Tera Patrick and Greg Fitzsimmons
Not just the most beautiful women in porn, but one of the greatest beauties to walk the planet, porn star Tera Patrick talks to the gang about getting her start in porn with Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons. Check them out at the AVN Awards.
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Music Monday, Part 2
In an attempt to rue the Earth from eve having to hear "Auld Lang Syne" ever again, Adam and the gang review the best and worst New Years Eve songs.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and Teresa share and compare the best and worst songs to ring in the New Year by, which should replace "Auld Lang Syne."
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Teresa Strasser: Knocked Up
Teresa recounts the story from her childhood where her high school principal thought she might have been pregnant and addressed the issue personally with Teresa.
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Doing It Without the Duce
Adam talks to listeners with concerns about the direction the show has taken, now that Danny Bonaduce is out the door.
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Clearing the Air, On the Air
Adam shoots his listeners straight about the new direction the Adam Carolla Show has taken, now that Danny Bonaduce has been moved to his own time slot.
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Crank Yankers and the Wrap Up
Danny attempts to life a 470 pound monster named Ernie. Then the gang wraps up the show with a little Crank Yankers.
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Dr. Gadget
Dr. Gadget strolls by and dispenses some great holiday gifts in the spirit of the season. Thanks Dr. Gadget!
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Pros vs. Hoes and The Jesus Off
Danny awards a free “booty pass” to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to the audience member who best resembles Jesus and gang then plays, “Pro’s vs. Hoe’s” where stippers and hookers go head to head to see who gives the best lap dance.
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Curse of the Christmas Carolers
The Christmas Carolla audience is treated to the rauchy sounds of innappropriate Christmas Carols from Dickens and Company.
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Nog Bongs with the Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, The Deaf Frat Guy gets under the skin of his arch-nemesis The Duce, then treats some lucky listeners in the crowd to take down Egg Nog Bongs. Good times!
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More with Dana Gould
Comedian Dana Gould sticks around and talks about how during the Christmas seasons of the past, he shop lifted for the Lord.
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Song of the Year
Which one of Ozzy's heavy Nicaraguan accented song renditions will be awarded with best song of the year, on the Adam Carolla Show? Or Will Rich Banks take the gold again? Listen now!
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Caller of the Year
Danny, Teresa and Bald Bryan get a little help from Norm MacDonald in distributing the Ace Award for caller of the year.
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Best Fight of the Year
Danny vs. Chuck Liddell, Teresa Strasser, Shirley Phelps, Deaf Frat Guy or Sugar Ray Leonard? Which clebrities contributed to the best fight of the year, on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Best Impression
Adam's Bill Simmons? Listener Doug as the Duce? Bill West as Tony Soprano? Bald Bryan's Jack Silver or Jay Mohr's Tracey Morgan? Which one of these are going to win the Ace Award for best impression of the year?
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Best Interview
The show has had a slew of great guests over this past year and Teresa, Danny and Bald Bryan give the Ace Award out the to the best interview of the year on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Rant Of the Year
Adam has had an ass-load of various issues which have made him angry this year, so we present the Rant of the Year award to the best of the bunch.
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Drop of the Year
The Carolla Show owes a debt of gratitude to Bald Bryan for hitting all the drops, but "F" him, we're giving away the Ace Award for the best drop of the year, on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Guest of the Year
Norm MacDonald is presented with the Ace Award for the best guest of the year on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Best Musical Performance
Danny, Teresa and Bald Bryan give out the Ace Award for the best musical performance of the year.
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Best Dressing Down
Angie's hatred for Cherries, Bald Bryan on Adam's Jim Rome Appearance or Mike Dawson screwing up the intro to "Will Angie Eat it," who wins for the best dressing down, on the Ace Awards.
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The Ace Awards Kick Off
Even with the absence of our fearless leader Adam, Teresa and Danny present the winner of the best new bit on the Adam Carolla Show, the least factual statement to be proclaimed on the air and the worst guest of the year.
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I Knew I Was Gay When...
In a cheap attempt to get Amy to sleep with himself and another girl, Danny talks to callers about the time they knew they were meant to be with their same sex.
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What Can't Danny Complain About
Adam's out, so Danny is pinch hitting for the Ace Man, as callers attempt to stump the Duce with issues they feel he just can't complain about.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Adam's favorite Nicaraguan, Ozzy drops by the studio and allows callers to attempt to guess what Christmas song he's butchering, in his hefty Nicaraguan accent, in a spirited round of Nicaraguan Name Than Tune.
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More with Robert Schimmel
Comedian Robert Schimmel sticks around the studio and further talks to callers about their work force pet peeves. See him this weekend at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas.
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Robert Schimmel
One of the greatest comedians of our day, Robert Schimmel is celebrating the seventh anniversary of beating cancer and helps Danny and Teresa talk to people regarding the pet peeves they've developed in the work force. See Robert this weekend at the Mont
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Worried in the Work Force
In the spirit of their coworker being absent, Danny and Teresa take the time to talk to callers about the horrific habits of the people they work with, which really tick them off.
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
Even with the Ace Man absent, the gang utilizes Eric Stromer's expertise to dispense some invaluable advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas.
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Ace, The Absent
For the first time in the history of the Carolla Show, Adam managed not to show up. So Danny, Teresa and Bryan take over the Adam Carolla Show.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David's Christmas Jailhouse Idol
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David gets on the horn with his cell-block buddy Robert, who serenades the Carolla audience with the smooth sounds of the fiddle, in celebration for the holiday season. Check out MySpace.com/PrisonerDavi
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Nerd Walking with Mike Cioffi
The Carolla Show's resident nerd, Mike Cioffi takes a walk down radio row in Las Vegas, at the Mayweather fight and asks manly questions of dweeby radio IT guys in spirited round of nerd walking.
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Adrianne Curry is in Playboy!
The reality star and super model Adrianne Curry is featured in this upcoming month's issue of Playboy with her friend Andrea, as they both stop by the studio and tempt the entire Carolla staff and the audience with their sex appeal.
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Mr. Skin
The man behind the all access website dedicated to hot celebrity ass, Mr.Skin talks to Adam and the gang about the top 5 nude scenes of 2007. Check them all out for yourself at MrSkin.com.
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Talk About Festive...
Apparently, Adam reached some new level of celebrity status because when he got home yesterday, Ozzy was decorating the Christmas tree without the family. Ace wonders if he's even needed around the house anymore...
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Jerry Rice
The greatest Wide Receiver in NFL history, Jerry Rice speculates the takeover of his 22 touchdown in 12 games record by Randy Moss, who might reach 22 touchdowns in 16 games. Which means that Jerry Rice will always remain the greatest receiver of all tim
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Dennis Miller
The comedian who keeps everyone laughing, just because they're scared to look stupid from not understanding his jokes, Dennis Miller talks to Adam and the gang about having the power to do his show from his living room.
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Rich Eisen
The wealth of knowledge from the NFL Network, Rich Eisen talks to Adam and the gang the various football players who've taken time off, then come back to the NFL top kick major ass.
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Getting Ready for Rich
Adam talks about LaDainian Tomlinson as he gears up to speak to the NFL Network's Rich Eisen.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
After yet another disappointing loss to the Packers yesterday, The Raiders' Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about the last positove prospect of his NFL season; The Pro Bowl. Vote for your favorite Defensive player, Inside Linebacker Kirk Morriso
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Actress Rachael Harris
The actress from ABC's "Notes of the Underbelly," Rachael Harris talks to Adam and the gang about her journey from growing up in Columbus, Ohio, moving to New York and becoming the object of every nerd's desire (Sorry Bald Bryan).
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Music Monday, Part 2
Ace, Teresa and Danny further share and compare the best and worst songs to dance to at your Holiday Christmas party with the listening audience. Good times!
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs that could be playing at the Holiday Christmas party in a spirited round of Music Monday.
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Comedian Doug Benson
The little stoner that could, Doug Benson who won Stoner of the Year by High Times Magazine talks to the gang about his cool cannabis crown. See him all this week performing live, Tuesday through Saturday in San Francisco at the Punchline.
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Worst Gift Ever
Adam and the gang discuss the worst and cheapest present they were ever gifted for a special occasion with the listening audience.
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Frank Caliendo of Frank TV
The man of a thousand voices, Frank Caliendo of "Frank TV" channels the spirit of Dr. Phil, John Madden and President Bush as he chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Rolling with the Sports Guy
Adam talks about his weary weekend in Las Vegas with ESPN's Sports Guy Bill Simmons and efforts involved in getting home on a Sunday night from the City of Lights.
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Wrap Up
The Ace Man wraps up today’s show.
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass full of various issues which really boil is blood. He reviews the top 5 in a spirited round of This Week in Rage.
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Actor Joe Pantoliano
Ralph Cifaretto from the Sopranos, Joe Pantoliano talks to Adam and the gang about his struggles with bi-polar disorder and his subsequent substance addiction with Adam and the gang. Check out his new film "The Amateurs."
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More with Joel McHale
The larger than life host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio and shares why this world, driven by raunchy reality TV, is going to hell in a hand basket. Good times, Joel!
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Joel McHale, Host of "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale makes him usual grand Friday appearance on the show to share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Pearl Harbor Survivor, Lee Soucy
Adam talks to one of the few men who where there on December 7th, 1941 when the Japanese attacked the USS Pennsylvania, Lee Soucy recounts the events which took place at Pearl Harbor.
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Forgiveness Friday
In all his infinite wisdom and glory, Adam dispenses his forgiveness to a bunch of sinning listeners who wish to be absolved of their treacherous ways.
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Airport Security
People, do we really have to go through the charade of having to deal with airport security every time we hit the airport, based on a couple of bad apples from 2001? Adam was inspired by Danny's trip to Las Vegas.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David's Jailhouse Idol
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David gets on the horn and treats us to another great episode of Jailhouse Idol with a couple of rapping brothers from the big house. Check him out at MySpace.com/PrisonerDavid.
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Actor, Crispin Glover
Actor Crispin Glover sticks around the studio and discusses the perception of being an eccentric actor in Hollywood and the motivation for choosing the types of acting roles he takes on. Check out his new projects "What Is It?" and "It Is Fine. Everythi
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Crispin Glover
You might remember him as Marty McFly and he's now in the new hit Beowulf, Crispin Glover talks to the gang about his new projects "What Is It?" and "It Is Fine. Everything is Fine!"
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Blah, Blah Blog, Continued
The gang further reviews a bunch of anonymous blogs and attempt to guess which blow-hard celebrity took time out of their precious time to write insights no one will ever care about.
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Blah, Blah Blog
Adam and the gang attempt to decipher which blow hard celebrity wasted their, and in turn, wasted the universes time by writing these anonymous blogs.
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Reenactment
The Ace Man and Bald Bryan reenact a locker room conversation involving Mike Jones' Father, regarding Larry Craig's close encounter of the "other" kind.
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Rich Eisen of the NFL Network
The coolest guy on the NFL Network, Rich Eisen talks to the Ace Man about the current football season. Check out his book "Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe," which he'll be signing Monday at Book Soup in Los Angeles.
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Ace, Man on a Mission
Adam is focused on what he has to do for the day, even after the show, so when he doesn't mention that he's going to be on Kimmel to his wife, it's because the man has his eye on the prize and didn't factor having to check in with anyone else.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold delves into the finer points of the meat packing and service industry, which he use to work before he hit it big. See him this weekend at the Long Beach Convention Center at the Big American Heart Ride.
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Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold drops by the studio and discusses his awkward character during high school and the odd jobs he held until hitting big with Rosanne. Check him out this weekend at the Big American Heart Ride, a motorcycle event for charity.
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Adam Carolla's Punch Out, Part 2
The smallest, nerdiest and whitest guy of the bunch, punches his way to Mayweather vs. Hatton glory as one of Ace's listeners wins tickets to the big fight after kicking some serious ass.
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Adam Carolla's Punch Out
Adam puts three of his listeners to the test as they drop by the studio and hit the punch machine in attempts to get high scores for a chance to win tickets to the Mayweather vs. Hatton fight.
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Home Improvement with the Ace Man
Adam delves back into the infinite tool chest in his mind and dispenses some invaluable advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas.
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Designated Ranter
Listeners call in with the issues which really tick them off, then Adam takes over and utilizes he's ranting expertise to finish where these ranters left off.
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Clearing the Air
Adam attempts to clear the air regarding his immigration rant from yesterday and talks to caller Ron, a black guy about the uneven state of American intolerance.
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A Little Help with Hanukkah
Inspired by Danny's craigslist Menorah, Teresa clears the air and gives Adam insight into the Jewish festival of lights, Hanukkah.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Danny’s Chanukah Menorah
Danny goes to West Hollywood to pick up a Chanukah Menorah from the guy who posts oddities on Craigslist.
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Rich Man / Poor Man
Adam and the gang compare the endless dichotomy of living style shared by the extremely rich and totally poor in a spirited round of Rich Man, Poor Man.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"?
Adam scans the craiglist adds for the odds and ends people post for peanuts and poses the question, "Who the "F" Sells This "S"?" for your listening pleasure.
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More Janice Dickinson
The super model of all time, Janice Dickinson sticks around the studio and discusses her reality show, "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency."
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Janice Dickinson
The self-proclaimed world's first super model Janice Dickinson talks to Adam and the gang about her road to runway glory and teases Danny with sex he'll never get.
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On the Fence with the Carolla Show
Adam and the gang continue to discuss the illegal immigration issue in America and speculate if a fence is the way to go to thwart illegal crossing of the U.S. border.
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The Immigration Issue
Inspired by some very controversial ideas about the immigration issue in America, Adam and the gang talk to callers regarding the what we should do with our borders.
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Pat Buchanan
Adam and the gang talk to long time Republican turned moderate, Pat Buchanan about his new book, "State of Emergency: The Third World Invasion and Conquest of America," and the audacity of America to invade foreign countries based on faulty intelligence.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
The Raiders star linebacker, Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yet another win for his beloved team. Vote for Kirk Morrison to go to the Pro Bowl as a star defensive stopper at ProBowl.com.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam's had an ass-full of various blow-hard celebrities and has his pet Pterodactyl Terry drop their ass in the Carolla Show Volcano.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs to suddenly wake up to when your on the doctor's operating table.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Ace and the gang review the best and worst songs to come on the horn when your on the operating table and wake up unexpectedly for this spirited round of Music Monday.
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Ozzy's Movie Review: "Awake"
Adam's best Nicaraguan friend, Ozzy strolls through the studio and gives his critique of Jessica Alba's new thriller, "Awake," in his heavy Nicaraguan accent for you to try to decipher.
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Guy Ritchie
The Director of such great movies as "Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch," Guy Ritchie talks to Adam and the gang about his new smash action flick, "Revolver," and his marriage to superstar Madonna.
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Trouble with Teddy
Adam delves into the story of the kid who named his Teddy Bear Mohammad and gives his opinions and insight on the confrontational matter.
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Mr. Brightside
So your mother is dying from an infectious tumor and you got a second D.U.I after driving drunk when your girlfriend left you. Let Mr. Brightside place a sunny spin on the terrible turbulence going on in your life.
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The Last Minute Loss
Inspired by this weekend's football games, Adam delves into the psyche of the fans who show up at their own stadium, just to be disappointed at the last minute by a score that sends 72,000 fans going home crying.
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Wrap Up
Adam and Joel McHale wrap up today's show.
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More with Joel McHale
Joel McHale, host of E! TV's "The Soup," sticks around the studio to share and compare the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week for your listening pleasure. See Joel all this weekend at the Brea Improv.
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Joel McHale, Host of "The Soup"
E! TV's super stud host of "The Soup," Joel McHale drops by to share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang. See him all this weekend, live at the Brea Improv.
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Dr. Drew Pinsky
Adam's old Love Line partner, Dr. Drew talks to Adam and the gang and discuss his new show "Celebrity Rehab, with Dr. Drew."
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The Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, The Deaf Frat Guy drops by with one of his Delta Fu brothers Skeeter and discusses the troubles he's haveing with his website. If you want to help, go to DeafFratGuy.com.
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Forgiveness Friday
The Ace Man pulls on his angel wings and dispenses some forgiveness to a bunch of dispicale callers who've broken their perosonal moral codes.
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass-full of various issues which really boil his blood. He reviews the most recent in This Week in Rage.
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Jason Statham
The mega-star from "The Transporter" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels," Jason Statham talks to Adam and the gang about his road to super stardom and his new film, "Revolver."
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The Bonaduce Break In
Danny gets his gun, hides Amy in the bathroom and goes after the guy who broke into his house the other night. Don't mess with the Duce, my brother!
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Driving Me Crazy
Literally. Adam can't stand to be driven around in cars he's not driving, even when studios offer to send him a limo. Why? Because limo drivers cruise like they have a stick up their ass.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Roseanne
Yes, that Roseanne. She talks to Adam and the gang about the very low residual checks she gets from her sitcom of the same name and discusses her upcoming comedy show with Sarah Silverman, tonight at USC for charity.
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More with Lynn and Alex
Adam's favorite gays from LARagMag.com stick around and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Lynn and Alex of LARagMag.com
Everyone's favorite gay couple from the Amazing Race and the creators of LARagMag.com, Lynn and Alex dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang, which includes a sighting of John Travolta in a gay bath house.
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From Huell to Dana Gould
Funny man Dana Gould sticks around to further review the great adventures of Huell Howser, as he takes another exciting trip to Death Valley. See Dana Gould this weekend at Giggles Comedy Club in Seattle, this Friday and Saturday.
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Huell Howser in Death Valley
Dana Gould sticks around to review the latest from everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser, as he takes another exciting Road Trip to Death Valley to be wowed, once again by everything he sees. Good times!
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Comedian Dana Gould
The comedian and Simpsons Producer Dana Gould talks to Adam and the gang about the current writers strike and teases the listening audience with a little bit of Huell Howser. See Dana LIVE at Giggles Comedy Club in Seattle, this Friday and Saturday.
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Problems with PSA's
Adam reviews a couple of generic public service announcements, made for radio, and speculates the need for such an unnecessary production.
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Rich Eisen
The coolest sports guy from the NFL Network and former EPSN correspondent, Rich Eisen talks to Adam and the about tonights upcoming game with the Packers and the Cowboys. Good times.
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Just End It Now
If your the type of person that's getting paid an egregious amount of money for doing basically nothing but give orders to people who already know what to do, just end it now and kill yourself. Your services are no longer needed.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Danny's Calorie Count
Adam's been keeping tabs on what Danny's been consuming this morning and wonders how the Duce stays so damn fit regardless of what he eats.
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Much Ado About Dick
Andy Dick and his son Lucas stick around the studio and discuss the time Lucas slept with his father's girlfriend. Good times! Check out his directorial debut, "Danny Roane: First Time Director."
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Andy Dick
The Dick of them all, Andy stops by with his son and talks about his years of drug and alcohol addiction. Check out his directorial debut, now on DVD, "Danny Roane: First Time Director."
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More with David Alan Grier
Adam's favorite black, DAG sticks around the studio and explains how to make a prime piece of cured ham for your eating pleasure. See him live at the Ontario Improv.
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David Alan Grier
Adam's favorite black guy, David Alan Grier harnesses the power of Peanut. See him live at the Ontario Improv in California.
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Lee Majors
The Six Million Dollar Man himself, Lee Majors talks to Adam and the gang about his illustrious career in TV and film. He's now giving away free weekend getaways from Tahiti Village.
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Ace and Eric Stromer on Home Improvement
HGTV's studliest carpenter from "Over Your Head," Eric Stromer sticks around and further helps Ace dispense Home Improvement advice to weary listeners with their carpentry troubles.
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
HGTV's super stud carpenter Eric Stromer stops by and helps Adam dispense some invaluable advice to callers with home improvement dilemmas.
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Squirrel Crap
Inspired by seeing the new trailer for the Chipmunks movie, Adam delves back into his psyche and tries to remember if he had ever seen a squirrel defecate. The answer? NO!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David with Lady Jay
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David thanks Adam for building the female traffic on his myspace page, then introduces one of the baddest bitches on C-Block, Lady Jay. Check out Prisoner David at www.Myspace.com/PrisonerDavid.
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Danny's Penthouse Prospects
Danny's a little embarrassed about the circulating penis pictures which he feels doesn't represent his true manhood, so they talk to Chauncy from Penthouse about the propect of Danny posing naked for the magazine.
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Darfur... For Sure
Inspired by a particular story from CNN, Adam and the gang discuss the terrible happenings in Darfur, Sudan.
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Hobo Power
This is the unit of stink measurement, decided by the Ace Man to the most disgusting story from very odd listeners. Imagine a hooker with a colostomy bag, dying in the street after getting handled by 4 guys. Now that's a unit of stink measurement!
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Danny's Dopey Drug Dilemma
After almost keeling over off his high chair, Danny explains why he was so dopey yesterday and almost knocked out over the air.
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Wrap Up with Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
The Raiders kick ass linebacker Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about his winning performance yesterday and discusses his chances of going to the Pro Bowl. Vote for Kirk to go to the Big Pro Bowl game at ProBowl.com.
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Did Angie Eat It?
In the tradition of all the assortment and various foods accompanied with the Thanksgiving meal, Adam and the gang attempt to determine if Producer Angie, with her particular preference in food put her discriminating taste to the test over the holiday.
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Music Monday, Part 3
Ace Man and the gang conclude their review of the best and worst songs to come on when your getting ready to take flight on a plane.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further share and compare the best and worst songs that could be playing when your plane is on the tarmac and getting ready to take flight.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang review the best and worst songs that could be playing when you're on an airplane and getting ready to take off the runway.
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Ozzy's Movie Review – Enchanted
Adam's best Nicaraguan brother Ozzy drops by and gives his heavy accented review of America's number one movie, "Enchanted."
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Nickname Game
Adam uses his hyper-vigilant insight to give deserving callers the nicknames their friends never dispensed to them.
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Adam's Thanksgiving Recap
Adam discusses all the wieght he's gained in the days leading up to Thanksgiving and has vowed not to touch another piece of pumpkin pie until after his big commercial shoot.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's Thanksgiving show.
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Danny's Mom, Betty Bonaduce
The nicest woman to ever raise a spawn of the Devil, Betty Bonaduce talks to Adam and Teresa about turbulent life of her little angel, Danny Bonaduce.
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Rich Eisen of the NFL Network
The coolest guy from Sportscenter and just one of the best minds in sports, Rich Eisen talks to Adam and the gang about the dominating Patriots and speculates who the hell can beat this powerhouse of a football team.
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Maya Angelou Blesses the Thanksgiving Table
Harnessing the power of the blacks, Maya Angelou gives her blessing over the Adam Carolla Show Thanksgiving table. See David Alan Grier at the Brea Improv next week, LIVE!
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David Alan Grier
Adam's favorite black, David Alan Grier stops by and gives Teresa a rouse about having a new boyfriend and warns her that she might be getting a little hefty.
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Scatting with the Ace Man
Adam's old Pop, Jim Carolla, sticks around the studio and gives the audience a sample of his vocal Jazz stylings with his good son, the Ace Man.
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Cornucopia of Jim Carolla
Adam's old Pop, Jim Carolla discusses the events subsequent to breaking up with Adam's Mom as he gears up to blow the horn on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Secret of the Sauce
Adam gives the listening audience the secret of his world famous cranberry sauce and is informed that both Danny and Teresa are not going to be having a traditional Thanksgiving.
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Pondering the Pie
Adam is worried the simple instructions he gave his mother regarding bringing the pie to the Thanksgiving party, will get seriously screwed, just because it's his mother and she can't be trusted to not think for herself and just take the Ace Man's word on
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David brings the Mariachi sounds of prison to the air waves and discusses the traffic on his MySpace page.
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Are You Smarter Than A Raiders Fan?
Adam and the gang attempt to see if their listening audience is up to par with the average Raider fan, as they play a spirited round of Are You Smarter Than a Raiders Fan.
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Ice-T, The Original Gangster
The original gansta himself, Ice-T talks to Adam and the gang about how he met his smoking hot wife, Coco and the secret to being the gangster who broke into Hollywood.
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Tazer Talk and Pie Propaganda
Adam discusses the various variables involved when one gets tazered, then talks about the best pie in the spirit of Thanksgiving.
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Angel Adam / Devil Danny
Listeners call in and recieve a dichotomy advice from those pillars of personal knowledge perched on the shoulders of all of us in radioland, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Cross Country Driving Record Holder, Alex Roy
He averaged 95 mph going across the country in just over 31 hours and now holds the record of cross country driving, Alex Roy talks to Adam and the gang about his monumental run and the car which took him there.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Listeners call in and attempt to decipher what the hell Ozzy is singing in his heavy Nicaraguan accent, for a chance to win Ozzy Osbourne tickets.
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Counting Calories
Adam reviews a story put out by 60 Minutes which details the amount of calories which is packed into the healthy alternative choices provided by fast food chains.
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An Ode to the Uni-Brow
Adam goes to the phones line this morning and talks to Mark the Poet who shares his musings on Adam's bushy brown brow, then talks to Jim Carolla, Adam's dad, who's planning on playing the trumpet in honor of Thanksgiving.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
The Raiders star linebacker Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yet another disappointing loss for the Raiders. But it isn't all a loss, our favorite Raider is up to go to the Pro Bowl and you can vote for him at ProBowl.com. Good luck, Kirk!
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam, Danny and Teresa further review the best and worst family songs in the spirit of the upcoming holiday season. Good times!
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst family songs just in time for the upcoming Holiday season.
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Ozzy's Movie Review: BeoWolf
Adam's best Nicaraguan brother, Ozzy drops by and in his heavy accent gives Adam and the gang an in depth critique of the new film, "Beowolf."
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Listeners call in and attempt to stump the Ace Man with issues they feel that he just shouldn't be able to complain about. But of course, the American Genius himself finds a way...
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Boo to The View
Adam reviews the blow hard shenanigans Barbara Walters keeps spewing on The View.
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Blah, Blah, Blog
Adam and the gang attempt to decipher which blow hard celebrity has taken time out of their busy schedule to bless the literate world with their insightful musings in this spirited round of Blah, Blah, Blog.
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Your Momma!
Inspired by Kanye West's deep love for his mother, Adam talks about the luke-warm feeling most white people have for their mothers in relation to the black community.
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The Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane
The creator and voice of the Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane talks to Adam and the gang about the current writers strike and effect it's having on his shows.
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Further Fun with Joel McHale
One of the greatest guys in show business, Joel McHale sticks around the studio to further review the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang. Watch "The Soup," Fridays at 10pm on E!.
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Joel McHale, Host of E! TV's "The Soup"
The Host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale drops by the Carolla studio and reviews the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang. Watch "The Soup," Fridays at 10pm on E!.
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Comedian Dom Irrera
Comedian Dom Irrera talks about the egregious amount of money some comedians make for performing at private corporate events and discusses his role in "The Big Lebowski."
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This Week in Rage
Adam's got about a million things which really make him mad. He reviews the top ones from this week in a spirited rendition of This Week in Rage.
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Nerd Walking with Mike Cioffi
One of the many Adam Carolla Show's resident nerds, Mike Cioffi our production dweeb goes out to the picket line and asks manly questions of self deprecating, pussified Writers Guild strikers.
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Guilty or Innocent
If all arrows point to a man being guilty, but there's no real concrete evidence he's done the crime, should we still attempt to convict him and put him away for life? Adam wants to know.
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Frank Caliendo of Frank TV
The man of a thousand impressions, Frank Caliendo discusses his new hit show that hasn't even aired yet, Frank TV.
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Danny Bonaduce, Child Star
Adam talks to Danny, who's currently in Chicago on the phone line, about the trials and woes of being a child star who can't get work after the big break.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Comedian Marc Maron
The hilarious comedian Marc Maron explains the in's and out's of his non-existent work out regiment and attempts to understand how the woman he loves left him out of the blue. See him live this weekend at the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas.
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Home Improvement
Adam is an old hand at, well, being a handyman. So this segment he dispenses invaluable advice to weary listeners regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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Trials of the 10th Grade
Adam, Danny and Teresa recall the year they were in the 10th grade and the turbulent times which ensued in those years of wonder.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Listeners call in and attempt to decipher what rendition of Ozzy Osbourne tune's Adam's Nicaraguan brother Ozzie is currently butchering with his heavy accent for tickets to the big show.
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Debi Mazar of Entourage
The hot as hell vixen publicist from "Entourage," and star of such great movies as "Goodfellas," Debi Mazar talks to Adam and the gang about her friendship with Madonna and the great role she's got on Entourage.
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Avocados and Huell Howser
Adam and the gang further review the latest adventure from everyone's favorite ex-marine Californian, Huell Howser, as he makes another exciting adventure to an avocado farm.
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Huell Howser's Avocado Adventure
Everyone's favorite ex-marine Californian, Huell Howser goes out on another exciting adventure to an Avocado farm. Adam and the gang share the excitement with you, the listening audience, from "California's Gold."
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Cramming... Bring It On!
Adam and Danny discuss the minimum amount of effort they put forth when they are on the set and need to learn their lines, where as Teresa read the whole script of "Bring It On 3" for her minor role as a sideline reporter.
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Running Late, So He's Running Red Lights
Adam discusses the variable of options he's given himself when he's running late and gives examples on how he'd get to his destination, breaking laws, while avoiding being stopped by a traffic officer.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla SHow's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David talks to the gang about passing the piece pipe along with Native American Inmates and goes on a flashback evoking the spirit of jailhouse drug abuse. Good times!
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A Jim Florentine and Harland Williams Serenade
The great voice behind Crank Yankers, Jim Florentine receives a little help from Harland Williams in a Carolla Show rendition of "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off" as the duo belches and bird caws their way into radio gold with Adam on the lead vocals.
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Terry the Pterodactyl with Harland Williams
With the indelible help of the great Harland Williams, Adam and the gang once again throw a slew of blow-hard celebrities into the Volcano with the help of Terry the Pterodactyl.
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Comedian Harland Williams
The hilarious comedian from "Half Baked" fame, Harland Williams celebrates his birthday by stopping by the Adam Carolla Show.
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Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild, Calls from Jail
The mastermind behind the giant adult DVD franchise "Girls Gone Wild," Joe Francis explains to Adam and the gang that the government has a vendetta to keep him down and in jail. Even with $100 million, he can't get the hell out of jail. Good luck, Joe.
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Tales of the Cheap
A family is too cheap to buy paper towels, so they pass the communal cloth around the table. This is one example of the cheapest attempt to save a buck, as Adam and the gang rplay a spirited round of Tales of the Cheap.
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What to Do Without the Duce?
Adam is sad and dejected that his favorite red head, Danny Bonaduce isn't in studio today. Ah well, the show goes on...
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Beau Boeckmann of Galpin Auto
He owns the Pimp My Ride auto place from the famed MTV show, Beau Boeckmann talks to Adam and the gang about the great life of working with cars
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John Fuglesang from TV Watercooler
Teresa Strasser's co-host of the TV Guide Channel's "TV Water Cooler," John Fuglesang talks to Adam and the gang about working with blow hard female co-hosts. See his one man show "All the Wrong Reasons," live this Thursday and Friday at the Brentwood Th
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Last Week in Rage
Well, we didn't get to it last week, so here it goes... Adam's had an ass-full of various people and even more dumb-ass issues which really make him angry. He reviews 5 of these issues in last weeks, Week in Rage, with a little help from Dana Gould.
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Dana Gould
The one time writer for the Simpsons and just an all round hilarious comedian, Dana Gould stops by to discuss the current writers strike. See him live, this Saturday at the Comedy Festival at Cesars Palace in Las Vegas.
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Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach
In the same fashion as his new animated series, Danny goes out on the town and dispenses his personal life advice for weary walkers on the street.
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Are You Smarter Than a Raiders Fan?
Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op goes out on the town and asks academic questions of sports minded individuals, in a spirited round of Are You Smarter Than a Raiders Fan. Good times!
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Don't Put a Label On Me
Unless your using the Brother P-Touch. Adam talks about all the uses he has for his personal label maker.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison
The Raiders Middle Linebacker, Kirk Morrison suffered another loss yesterday as the Raiders lost yet another game. He discusses his football woes with Adam and the gang.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst doctor and/or medically themed music.
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Chris Elliot
The great comedian and comedy writer from SNL, David Letterman and Get a Life, Chris Elliot talks to the gang about the current writer's strike and his new book, "Into Hot Air: Mounting Mount Everest."
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Mr. Carolla and the Car
Adam can't figure out why is father insists on driving the old piece of crap car he's always driven, even though Adam leased him a brand new Jaguar, Mr. Carolla still get behind his trusty CRV.
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A Lease and a Thank You
Adam still can't understand his father's odd tendacies regarding the car he leases for him. Why can't some people just accept things for what they are and say thank you?
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Kibosh of the Snake Bath
Danny was gearing up to attempt to break the world record for sitting the bath tube with over 86 snakes, but the legal department of CBS radio has thwarted the effort.
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The Carolla Show's Vegas Vacation
While Danny was performing his comedy act at the Palms Hotel and Casino this weekend in Las Vegas, Adam was 30 floors up partying it up in the Hardwood suite for Jimmy Kimmel's birthday bash. Good times!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Further Fun with Lynn and Alex
Flamboyant and fun to boot, Lynn and Alex of LARagMag.com stick around the studio and continue to dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Lynn and Alex of LARagMag.com
America's favorite gay couple from the Amazing Race and now LARagMag.com, Lynn and Alex stop by and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang. They reveal that billionaire Richard Branson has a serious crush on Teresa. Go for it, T!
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Andy Dick Performs Live
This is his directorial debut, "Danny Roane: First Time Director," and Andy Dick sticks around and performs his Hebrew loving song accompanied by guitarist Tim Walsh, live on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Andy Dick on Phil Hartman
Andy Dick sticks around the studio and discusses the controversy which surrounded him when his mentor Phil Hartmen died.
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Andy Dick
The controversial comedian drops by the studio and relates how similar his childhood was, compared to the Ace Man.
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Further Forgiveness Friday
Adam and the gang further absolve listeners who are going to hell, of their sins in a spirited continuation of Forgiveness Friday.
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Forgiveness Friday
The Carolla Show audience is comprised of deviants and miscreants, so Adam gives them a chance to absolve their sins by confessing to the Ace Man and The Duce.
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Muscle Car Madness
Inspired by his trip to the Peterson Auto Museum for the celebration of Carol Shelby, Adam delves into the fine points of muscle cars, since the muscle man Bonaduce is late getting into the studio.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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PSA Madness
Adam's had it up to his bushy brown brow with Public Service Announcements and relates his woes on the matter with the gang.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Listeners call in and attempt to guess the Bon Jovi song Adam's best Nicaraguan buddy is butchering, in a spirited round of Nicaraguan Name That Tune for Bon Jovi tickets.
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David Arquette
From the famous Arquette family, David Arquette discusses growing up in a household full of thespians and his road to becoming a silver screen star. Check out his Directorial debut film, "The Tripper," out now on DVD.
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Revisiting Don Imus
Adam and the gang talk to "Don Imus" regarding the his comments about the Rutgers Women's Basketball team.
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Richard Lewis of "Curb Your Enthusiasm
The greatest mensch of our time and just one of the funniest guys around, Richard Lewis is performing at the Peter Boyle Tribute hosted by Ray Romano, this Saturday, November 10 at the Ebell Theatre at 8pm. Also check out the season finale of "Curb Your
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Danny Whips Out the Snake
Inspired by the new Guinness Book of Records stunt where a man sat in a bath tub with about 86 snakes, Danny decided yesterday that he would one-up the act by getting into a tub with 87 rattle snakes, so Adam and the gang draw this plan out further.
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The Responsible Duce Drop
Adam can't understand how people can't get on a regualr schedule, regarding dropping a duce in the morning, then come to work and start dumping on company time. Be responsible and drop those duces on your time, people.
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On the Job Duce Decorum
Adam got into work this morning and found the microwave he uses to heat his coffee was greasy and the timer wasn't set back to clear. Furthermore, get yourself on a good duce dropping schedule before you get to work, damn it!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Danny's Tub Full of Snakes
Inspired by the new record of sitting in a bath tube with 86 snakes, breaking the previous Guinness World Record, Danny decides that he wants to break the record himself and announces his plans to bathe with 87 rattle snakes.
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Pill Popping with the Parents
Inspired by Dada's song which details dropping acid with the lead singer's father, Adam and the gang talk to the audience about the times the got high with their parents.
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Slash the Guitarist
From Guns and Roses and now Velvet Revolver, Slash, one of the greatest guitarists of our time talks to Adam and the gang about the genesis of Guns and Roses and his new book he's written with Anthony Bozza, "Slash."
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
The Carolla Show's resident homosexual, Bill the Board Operator goes out on the town and asks silly man questions of frilly clad men in a spoof of Leno's Jay Walking.
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Improving Your Home with Eric Stromer
HGTV's mega stud, Eric Stromer sticks around the studio to help out the Ace Man dispense invaluable advice to listeners with home improvement dilemmas.
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
Ace dispenses some invaluable advice to callers who have home improvement dilemmas with a little help from HGTV's super stud, Eric Stromer.
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Wide Open Telephones
This is the moment in the Carolla morning where you the listener can dictate where we're going until we take the reigns and ride this baby all the way to the end of the show. Wide open phones on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Cookies, Cops and Paparazzi
Danny is on the picket line at CBS studios and pretends to cross the picket line, insighting hungry writers who are starved for residuals.
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Danny at Your Door
Danny is out of the studio and shows up at Craigslist.com poster Gage's house, where Danny plans to buy old Partridge Family 8-Track tapes.
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More Terry The Pterodactyl
Adam and Teresa conclude to drop blow-hard celebrities into the Carolla Show Volcano with the assistance from helpful listeners.
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Terry The Pterodactyl
Adam has had an ass-full of various blow-hard celerities and beacons his pet pterodactyl Terry to drop these douches in the Carolla Show volcano.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"?
Have you ever been rummaging through the listings on craigslist and wondered, "Who the "F" sells this "S"? Well, we're talking to a bunch of odd people who are hocking even odder items.
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Ace at the Round Table
Adam talks about his night out at his restaurant Amalfi' s with Teresa and her boyfriend Batman, as they send Danny out of the studio to figure out what's going on with the writers strike.
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Ace Has the Answers... Don't Argue
Because he has a level of intelligence, Adam's hyper vigilant mind is exercised in many various fields of expertise. So when he contradicted the so-called expert about the Writer's strike and turned out to be right, Adam goes off on sudo-experts and thei
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison
The Oakland Raiders' star defensive linebacker Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yet another troubling loss and what the Raiders are going to do to get back into the good graces of the NFL standings.
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Music Monday, Part 3
Adam and the gang conclude reviewing the best and worst songs to get out of bed to with a little help from the listening audience.
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Music Monday, Part 2
The Ace Man, Danny and Teresa further share and compare the best and worst songs to wake up to, then start taking calls from the audience.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare best and worst songs to wake up to in the morning.
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Nikki Finke of LA Weekly
She's one of the writers right now in Los Angeles who actually has a job, as Adam and the gang talk to LA Weekly writer Nikki Finke about the writers of Hollywood going on strike.
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The Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, the Deaf Fray Guy is a little perturbed that his role on the Adam Carolla Show has been dwindling over the last months, so the Ace Man gives the President of Delta Fu a chance to redeem himself.
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Blah, Blah Blog part 2
Adam, Danny and Teresa further attempt to guess which blow hard celebrity has written these self serving musings, as they continue their spirited round of Blah, Blah Blog.
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Blah, Blah Blog
Adam and the gang attempt to get to the bottom of which celebrity blow-hard has written these blogs which blow even harder, in a spirited round of Blah, Blah, Blog.
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Wrath of the Weary Writers
The members of the Writers Guild of America are underpaid and unappreciated, and have now officially gone on strike. Adam and the gang delve into what this means for Hollywood now that there's no one around to write the jokes.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show.
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Further Fun with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio and discuss the various oddities people are doing to get themselves on TV these days.
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E! "The Soup" Host, Joel McHale
Everyone's favorite reality TV watching funny man from E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale stops by the studio after a long absence to review the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass full of the various issues which relly make him angry. He gives an in depth review in This Week in Rage.
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Jason Chambers
The host of the History Channel's "The Human Weapon," and quite a bad ass martial artists himself, Jason Chambers chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Rich Eisen
The Sportscenter super stud from ESPN, Rich Eisen talks to Adam and the gang about the NFL season and delve into Rich's new book, "Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe."
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Are You Smarter Than a Raiders Fan?
Bill the Gay Board Op went out on the town and asked simple questions of even simpler people; Raiders Fans. Are you smarter than these guys? .
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Joey Chestnut, America's Masticator
He took over the world record for eating the most hot dogs when he defeated Kobayashi at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship, and is now the glory of this nation, as Joey Chestnut talks to Adam and the gang.
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The Evolution of Lazy
Adam delves into the various oddities his family got used to from being lazy and not straightening up the house for 40 years. As a child, he stuck a fruit roll-up on the side of the wall... And it's still there.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show with Sugar Ray Leonard.
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Sugar Ray Leonard
One of the greatest fighters of all time is putting on one of the best shows on television, Sugar Ray Leonard talks to Adam and the gang about his smash hit, The Contender.
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Hobo Power
Hobo power is the unit of stick measurement that's calculated based on the nasty ass stories listeners call in with regarding the tale of terrible stench.
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Home Improvement
Adam dispenses some invaluable advice to a slew of callers who need help with their home improvement dilemmas.
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Joe Rogan
The man from Fear Factor and the guy that took over Adam's place on the Man Show, Joe Rogan talks to Adam and the gang about the variables of narcotics. See him live all over Los Angeles, this weekend.
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Your Tales of the Cheap
Adam and the gang talk to callers who have hilarious stories of scrimping for cash to save a couple of bucks. John from Sacramento used to cut up brown paper bags in lieu of buying toilet paper.
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Tales of the Cheap
Adam and the gang reflect on the cheap tricks their parents used to perform to save a couple of bucks, in a time when money was a major issue.
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Excused Absence with John Liddell
These guys will get you out of any job related jam your slacking ass needs an excuse for, as John Liddell from myexcusedabsence.com talks to Adam and the gang.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Halloween Trailers
Adam and the gang share and compare the best Scary Movie Trailers of all time and manage to splice in various trailers from the Blackspoitation films.
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Who the "F" Sells This "S"?
Have you ever wondered who the hell sells the various oddities on craigslist? Well, we've got'em on the line as Adam delves into the psyche of people who post weird items on Craigslist and the Penny Saver for under ten dollars.
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Adam's Romp Through Candyland
Well, we geared ourselves up for Rich Eisen, but he fell off so Adam switches gears and talks about the best candy bars in the world with the listening audience in the spirit of Halloween.
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Will Angie Eat It?
With predilection for drinking copious amounts of alcohol and her aversion to anything healthy, Adam and the gang attempt to get to the bottom of Producer Angie's particular preference in taste, in a spirited round of Will Angie Eat It.
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Shirley Phelps
The female head of the racist, hateful Voltron that is the Phelps family, Shirley Phelps talks to Adam and the gang about the sin of Halloween and all the hateful, racist activities we'll all be going to hell for.
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Adam's Costume Dispensary
Just in case you can't figure out what to be for Halloween, Adam is giving out costume suggestions to weary listeners who can't think for themselves what to don for All Hallow's Eve.
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My Daughter the Daredevil
Adam reflects on his daughters fearless nature and her twin brother's ability to be the wuss of this dynamic Carolla duo.
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Gay Walking Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up their spirited round of gay walking, then conclude the show.
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Tommy Lasorda
Adam and the gang talk to the old time Dodger great Hall of Fame manager, Tommy Lasorda about Los Angeles not having a Little Italy and his new book, "I Live for This!: Baseball's Last True Believer."
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Exerpt from Extra
Adam reviews the latest and greatest news about Jermaine Dupri, from everyone's favorite television source of entertainment news, Extra.
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More Dana Gould
The funny as hell comedian sticks around the studio to chat it up with Adam and the gang. See him LIVE at the Mayan Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles in the show Lucha Va Voom.
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Comedian Dana Gould
The comedian who lends his voice to The Simpsons, Dana Gould stops by the studio to crack up the Carolla crew. See him LIVE at the Mayan Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles in Lucha Va Voom.
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Mr. Brightside
The Ace Man places a delightful spin on on dreadful situations as he steps into the shoes of Mr. Brightside.
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Huell Howser's Roadside Manner
Adam and the gang review everyone's favorite Californian, Huel Howser's adventures in the Golden State as he scans the freeways for roadkill.
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I Dare to be in Therapy
Adam, Danny and Teresa all have had their fair share of therapy and help a caller out in finding a good shrink to get over his personal problems.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
The Raiders superstar talks to the gang about the toubling times going on for the Raiders and why the hell they can't win and why the hell the Patriots can't lose.
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Music Monday, Part 3
Adam and the gang wind it down and play their favorite choices for Music Monday, for the best and worst songs that could be playing when your children go out for Halloween.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs that could be playing when your child goes out on the town for Halloween and the creepy guys open his house door.
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Music Monday, Part 1
In the spirit of Halloween and on their first year going out trick or treating by themselves, Adam and the gang discuss the best and worst songs to be playing in the house your kids are visiting.
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Actress Kristen Bell
She's one of the new stars of the hit show "Heroes," Kristen Bell talks to Adam and the gang about dropping out of NYU to pursue her acting career, which is going along swimmingly.
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Homework Hotline
Adam steps into his role as everyone's mentor and dispenses sound tutorial advice to the youngsters regarding their homework problems.
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Virtual Playboy Tour
Adam, Danny and Teresa treat the listening audience to an audio virtual tour of the Playboy Mansion, then speculates the the motivation of the lack of pubic hair on women these days.
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Damn, It's Hot
Adam's air conditioning is still on the fritz and the Ace Man discusses what's it's like to be millionaire without the amenities of modern living.
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Wrap Up
Adam and that gang wrap up the show from the second Annual Blotto in the Grotto, Live at the Playboy Mansion.
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This Week In Rage
Adam's got an ass-full of a million and one issues which really make him angry. He reviews five in great detail in this rendition of This Week In Rage, Live at the Playboy Mansion.
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Holly, Hugh Hefner's Girlfriend
Adam and the gang talk to Hef's main squeeze, Holly about life living in the Playboy Mansion and her new direction in life.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Inebriated guests at the Playboy Mansion receive a dichotomy of advice from those little voices of reason perched on the shoulders of those out there in radio land, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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DAG and That Naked Chic
Adam picks up where he left off with his favorite black guy, David Alan Grier, then Danny picks up a naked chic who's climbing all over the studio equipment and throws her ass in the pool.
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Hugh Hefner Gets Blotto in the Grotto
Adam and the gang talk to the international Playboy himself, Hugh Hefner and delve into the various nuances of being the man every other man wishes they could be.
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The Deaf Frat Guy Costume Contest
Adam gets a little help from the Deaf Frat Guy, Bonaduce and David Alan Grier in conducting the second annual Blotto in the Grotto costume contest. The Winner: Scantily Clad Hot Chicks!
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David Alan Grier is the Devil
Satan himself makes an appearance at the Playboy Mansion and channels himself through Adam's favorite black guy, David Alan Grier.
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Blotto in the Grotto - Intro
Adam and the gang speculate all the debauchery which is about to ensue at The Adam Carolla Show Blotto in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Women in Society
Adam can't figure out why women in this society have given up. WHY!?!
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Rich Man, Poor Man
Adam delves into the psyche of the extremely rich and the dirt poor, and relates the issues this dichotomy of social-economic characters have in common, even though the phone lines were down.
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The Ace Team Stoner
Adam gives out the last couple of tickets for the Ace Team at this evening's Blotto in the Grotto to Mike Dawson's stoner companion.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam's had an ass-full of a bunch of celerities, Jenny McCarthy taking the cake on this one, so the Ace Man has his pet Pterodactyl, Terry throw these blow hards into a Volcano.
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Comedian Robert Schimmel
The great comedian Robert Schimmel discusses his past sessions in therapy and the experience of going on late night talk shows with Adam and the gang. See him this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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More of Your Calls
Adam seemed inspired by the calls coming through this morning so we're taking an arbitrary turn and letting you, the listener dictate what the hell we're doing this segment.
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Now's the Time
If you want to arbitrarily speak the Ace Man or the rest of the crew, now's your chance because once this train gets rolling, it's going to be hard to get you on board. Give us a call! .
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Home Improvement with Mr. Birchum
Adam's grumpy old shop teacher, Mr. Birchum stops by studio to give listeners belligerent advice with their home improvement dilemmas.
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Taboo 2
Adam and the gang play and mull over a clip from the best song in the world.
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Blah, Blah, Blog - part 2
Teresa continues to mull over a bunch of anonymous blogs, while the gang attempts to guess which blow-hard celebrity was the scribe to such dreck.
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Blah, Blah, Blog - part 1
Teresa reads an anonymous blow-hard blog from some type of celebrity as Adam and the gang attempt to guess who the hell wrote this crap.
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Sloppy Drunk Winner
Adam and the gang talk to Candace, who's sloppy drunk picture won her a trip to the Blotto in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion.
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Father Figure, Part 2
Adam dispenses some fatherly advice to his children out there in his radio land household, who've otherwise haven't been afforded the guiding hand of their parents.
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Father Figure, Part 1
Ace is the head of this radio household we all tune in to in the morning, and has decided to pass on some fatherly advice to all his children out there in radio land.
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Damn, This Sucks
Adam talks about the various positions people are working where they have to answer to back handed douche bags for a compensation that's not even worth it in the first place.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Sounds of Silence with Mr. Carolla
The Ace Man's father, Mr. Carolla gives the show a call in the waning moments of the broadcast to discuss his lecture he's giving at a prison this coming Thursday.
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Kevin Nealon
An allumnist of SNL and now one of the stars on Weeds, Kevin Nealon gears up for the upcoming new season of everyone's favorite stoner show. See him live in Las Vegas on November 17th at Caesar's Palace.
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Janet Jones Gretzky
She married the Great One and is now conducting an estate sale for charity, as Janet Jones Gretzky stops by the studio to discuss her 20 year relationship with the greatest hockey player of all time, Wayne Gretzky. Check out OaksChristian.org for more es
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Wayne Gretzky and Carbon Footprints
The Great One, Wayne Gretzky gives Adam and the gang a buzz in a set-up of his wife Janet Jones Gretzky making an appearance on the show. Plus, Adam gives us an insight into carbon footprinting.
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Jimmy Kimmel, Media Work Horse
Adam's good buddy Jimmy Kimmel calls in the show and explains his turbulent schedule this week, flying back and forth to guest host Regis and Kelly, then coming back to Los Angeles to host his own show, Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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Angie's Lush-A-Like
We have the guys with big heads to make Adam look better, the big nose chick to make Teresa look even hotter and we're easing Danny's insecurity with a shirt red head to follow him around. Now all we need is a sloppy lush who'll make Producer Angie's dru
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Breaking Bald Bryan
With his lightning fast drops and ability to flow concurrently with the show in real time, Adam gets to the bottom of Bald Bryan's indelible ability to keep the show in stiches with his great sound clips.
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The Show of All Shows
Adam and the gang talk to a hand full of grateful listeners who share their appreciation for the Adam Carolla Show and the magic which ensues.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
He's one the highest rated linebackers in all the NFL, Kirk Morrison recaps this weekends game and talks to the gang about his plans for this weeks big match up.
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60 Minutes Recap
Adam recaps last night's episode of the best news show on TV, 60 Minutes, which detailed the contaminated water in Niger, Africa and the people who are suffering as result.
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Dana Carvey
The man of a million voices and one of the best comedic impersonators of all time, Dana Carvey talks to Adam and the gang about his amazing career. See him at the Grove of Anaheim, get your tickets at Ticketmaster.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further examine the best and worst songs to enter the Playboy grotto to, then take your choices on the subject. Good times!
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam, Danny and Teresa share and compare the best and worst songs that could be playing when you're at the Playboy Mansion and entering the Grotto.
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Steve Schirripa
One of the greatest characters from the Sopranos, Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri's Steve Schirripa talks to Adam and the gang about his role of a lifetime and his new cooking show Steve Schirripa's Hungry.
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Tail Between the Legs
Adam shares an intimate tale of his dog Molly pussing out of a situation most wonder mutts would revel in.
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Are You Smarter Than a Raider Fan?
Alright people, this is your chance to exercise that elementary LAUSD education and prove that you are smarter than a Raiders fan, and if you have half a brain in that void you call a head, then you're going to the Playboy Mansion!
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Forget the Fire
Adam's house in Malibu was threatened this weekend from the blazing outbreak of fire along the coast line, but what the hell could he have done about, he was chilling out, smoking a doobie at his buddies bachelor party. Relax, man...
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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NFL Picks
Adam and the gang attempt to determine this upcoming weekend winners of NFL football.
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Red Headed Step Winner
Adam and the gang give away tickets for Blotto in the Grotto to the lucky miniature redheads who are going to make Danny look tall, if that's at all possible.
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Zachary Levi from "Chuck"
This guys is going places. Track him now so you can say you knew him when... As the star of the new hit show "Chuck," Zachary Levi talks to Adam and the gang about his new smash show.
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More Carl Weathers
One of the baddest actors of all time, Carl Weathers sticks around the studio and discusses his new film "The Comebacks" with Adam and the gang.
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Carl Weathers
From the bad ass Apollo Creed from Rocky and Action Jackson himself, Carl Weathers stops by the studio and discusses his illustrious career.
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Sean Penn
One of the greatest actors of our time, Sean Penn discusses his illustrious career encrusted with cinematic gold and his new movie venture, "Into the Wild."
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More Weed Walking
Adam and the gang delve further into the minds of b-list celebrity stoners, as Mike Dawson hits the green carpet at the High Times Stonie awards and plays a spirited round of Weed Walking.
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Weed Walking with Mike Dawson
One of the many KLSX stoners, Mike Dawson takes a gander down the green carpet at the High Times Stonie Awards and asks coherent questions of burned out stoners in a spoof of Leno's Jay Walking.
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Hey, Check My Narcissism
Adam talks to about people's ability to listen while other people are talking and the people who just tune out.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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John Barsamian is Selling Hitler's Globe
He is a World War II veteran who kicked in Hilter's door in Nazi Germany when America finally invaded, took Adolf's personal desk globe and is now selling it at auction. John Barsamian is a bad mother...
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam and the gang receive calls from people who have requests of people they wish to be thrown in the volcano by Adam pet pterodactyl Terry.
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More with Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler, from E! TV's "Chelsea Lately" discusses her trials and tribulations with the men in her life and then slightly mentions that she's going to be at the Brea Improv this Friday night, performing live.
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Chelsea Handler, Comedian
The funniest woman on television, Chelsea Handler discusses how no men hit on her, despite her being smoking hot and hilarious, then delves into her road to comedy stardom. Check her out weekday nights on E!, "Chelsea Lately."
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Extra, Extra!
Adam and the gang review the various entertainment news stories from the show, Extra!
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Come On... Gravy?
While waiting for Marshall Faulk to not call in the show, Adam continues his rant about the amount of slop America is now consuming, due to this new Hardy's breakfast burrito doused in gravy.
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Country Bumpkin Burrito
Alright, I guess gravy is nice on a real chicken fried steak, but when you're throw that slop on your breakfast burrito, it's a sure indication that America needs an enima.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Musician, Brian Setzer
Alright folks, it's time to jump, jive and wale as the Swing Musician from the Stray Cats and now with his own orchestra, Brian Setzer stops by the Carolla studio and discusses his long journey in the music business.
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More Weed Walking with Mike Dawson
Mike Dawson goes out on the town to the Stonie Awards and ask coherent questions of incohereent potheads in a spoof of Leno's Jay Walking. Good (high) times!
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Weed Walking with Mike Dawson
One of the Carolla Show's most prominent stoners, Mike Dawson goes out to the Stonie Awards and asks coherent questions of inclhereant pot heads, in a spoof of Leno's Jay Walking.
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
The super stud from HGTV, Eric Stromer stops by the studio and assists Adam in dispensing some sounds advice to listeners with home improvement dilemmas.
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She Can Smell the Victory
Adam and the gang announce the winner of the big nose to the Mansion contest, Aimee, who's large honker won her a ticket to the Carolla Show's Blotto in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion.
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Head Over 5 Inch Heels
Inspired by Danny thrusting Johnny Faceplant over his head at the reality awards, listeners call in and request for Danny to toss other celebrities over his rambunctious red head.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David drops by the phone lines with a couple of friends Stan and Mike who play a spirited round on Jailhouse Idol with the gang.
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Blah Blah Blog, Continued
Teresa once again reads an annonymous blog to tease the gang into guessing which celebrity wrote this "s".
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Blah Blah Blog
Teresa reads a heavy handed annonymous blog to which the rest of the gang attempt to guess who it was scribed by.
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Teasing the Mansion
Adam and the gang further inspect the various people who wish to attend the Blotto in the Grotto party at the Playboy Mansion.
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The Road to the Playboy Mansion
Adam and the gang announce the winner of Adam's big headed posse who signed up to go to the Playboy Mansion, then talk to other prospective freaks who would like to attend in similar fashion.
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The Tune Belter, Lynette
Deena from the Penny Saver puts her daughter Lynette on the line, and then the 11 year old belts a tune that sheds a tear down the face of the Ace Man.
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Deena from the Penny Saver
Adam talks to a previous guest Deena, who we found selling laundry baskets on the Penny Saver, who teases us with the vocal stylings of her 11 year old daughter.
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Tesla Electric
Adam takes a call from a listener who is eager to find out the Ace Man's opinion of the Tesla Electric Car, so Carolla lets him have it...
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
The Raiders' star linebacker Kirk Morrison recaps this last weekend's football game and discusses his relationship with wide receiver Randy Moss.
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Actor David Koechner
The hilarious comedic actor from "Anchorman," David Koechner discusses his journey to cinematic stardom and delves into his new sports movie to kill all sports movies, "The Comebacks."
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Wooly Bully
Adam and the gang discuss a story of a kid gone wrong and then determine what should be done about the situation and who's to blame.
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Music Monday, Part 2
What are the best and worst songs that could be playing when you're laying our on the mat in the middle of your boxing match? Adam and the gang share and compare their picks with the listeners.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs that could be playing when you get knocked down during a boxing match.
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Director, Eli Roth
The director of such horror films as "Cabin Fever" and "Hostel," Eli Roth talks to Adam and the gang about his slippery bloody slope to horror's fortune and fame.
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Tony Hawk
What can we say, he's the greatest of all time. Tony Hawk talks to Adam and the gang about his longevity in the skateboarding world and discusses his hot new game, "Tony Hawks Proving Ground."
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Big Heads and Huge Noses
Adam and the gang review all the big heads people submitted to go to the Playboy Mansion and then announces that they're looking for girls with huge noses to accompany the big headed freaks. Good times!
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The Burning Boca
Adam burned his tounge the other day and delves into the finer points of how microwaves are a huge contributing factor to this under appreciated injury.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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NFL Picks
Adam and the gang attempt to determine who's going to come out victorious from this upcoming weekend of NFL action.
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This Week in Rage
Adam reviews the issues which really make him mad as he lists this week's, week in rage.
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Who the Hell Buys This Crap?
Well, if your the sidekick of Adam Carolla, Danny Bonaduce does. Danny goes to one of the craigslist sellers' house and picks up some one of a kind gift bags.
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Who the Hell Sell This "S"? Continued
Adam and Teresa talk to Michael, who's selling a marijuana container on craigslist. Michael, apparently used to be a lawyer, then had a brief stint in the porn business and now sells crap on craigslist. Good times.
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Who the Hell Sell This "S"?
Have you ever been rummaging through the craigslist classifieds and seen all the odd items people are selling. Well, we're talking to some of these oddities; the people of craigslist.
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Who's Got a Big Head?
Apparently not us, because you submitted pictures to Adam Carolla.com, but we don't have our "s" together to actually put in on the web for you to access.
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Actor, Sean Astin
The actor from great films as "The Goonies" and "Lord of the Rings," Sean Astin talks to Adam and the gang about his new independent venture, "The Final Season." Go see it this weekend.
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Bonaduce in a Bind
Adam calls Danny out for being late, but little did he know that the Duce was in the hallway being served court papers. But amidst all the controversy in his life, he still reaches out to a troubled caller who needs some serious help.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Recruiting for Adam's A-Team
Adam is putting together his A-Team to bring to the Playboy Mansion for our Blotto in the Grotto Party. This time we're looking for guys with huge heads. go to Adam Carolla.com to submit a picture of your huge cranium.
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Big Shots Star, Christopher Titus
The star of the new show which has been described as Desperate Housewives for men, Christopher Titus sticks around the studio and discusses his new show, "Big Shots."
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Christopher Titus
The actor/comedian Christopher Titus stops by and talks to Adam and the gang about his turbulent childhood, which eventually fueled him to be the funny man he is today.
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Traffic Sucks
Adam attempts to review the latest from Huell Howser, but gets sidetracked by the ridiculous way people drive in this damn city due to all the traffic.
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Molly Sims
The smoking hot star of "Las Vegas" stops by and talks to Adam and the gang about, well, being such a smoking hot star, model and actress. Damn she's HOT! DAMN!!!
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More Fatherly Advice
Adam instills some sense into a handful of listeners who either weren't given a grateful guiding hand as a child or need help raising their kids.
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Advise Me Father, For I am Lost
Adam dispenses some fatherly advice to some weary listeners who either haven't been afforded the guiding hand of some who loves them or need help raising their own rambunctious rug rats.
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Wide Open Phones
This the one time of the day you can call in and talk about whatever you want, because once the Ace Man gets some momentum, this train ain't slowing down for no one.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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20/20 on McDonalds
Adam reviews a story off of 20/20, where a female teenage McDonalds employee was forced to perform odd acts for her manager over the phone. People are so odd...
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Nerd Walking Continued
The segments was interupted by Richard Branson calling the show back and hitting on Teresa, so Bryan further goes out on the town asks manly questions of nerdy men.
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Richard Branson
The billionaire business mogul of Virgin, Richard Branson delves into his efforts to build yet another rocket ship for space travel and the finer points of the X-Prize, which is an incentive for people to make the world a better place.
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Lynn and Alex
Everyone's favorite gay couple from the Amazing Race and LARagMag.com, Lynn and Alex drop by the Carolla studio and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Dr. Brady Barr
National Geographic's Dr. Brady Barr talks to Adam and the gang about his close encounter with a man eating snake. Check him out Sundays on "Dangerous Encounters."
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Home Improvement
Adam dispenses some very sound advice to weary workers regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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Is Your Brain Connected?
Adam wonders what the hell is wrong with people who can't dial in what to do with their hands when they want to gesture to other drivers in the car.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Deborah Norville
The host of "Inside Edition" and now "Deborah Norvill Tonight," Deborah Norville stops by the Carolla studio and delves into the secrets of conquering depression and her new book, "Thank You, Power."
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Tom Arnold
The one time husband of Roseanne Bar, Tom Arnold stops by the Carolla studio and discusses his new project “The Final Season.”
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Jeff Bridges
"The Dude" himself, Jeff Bridges from "The Big Lebowski" talks to Adam and the gang about the release of the animated hit comedy "Surf's Up," which the great actor lends his voice.
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Playboy Pass Giveaway
Adam screens through the phone list and decides who's really deserving of going to the Playboy Mansion for the second annual Blotto in the Grotto.
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Jerry O'Connell
The cool as hell actor from "Stand By Me" and "Kangaroo Jack," Jerry O'Connell chimes in about Danny's run-in with Fairply and briefly mentions his new show, "Carpoolers."
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Sculpting Her Fat Ass
A spriteful female listener calls in a receives some indispensable advice concerning the ways to eliminate her cellulite encrusted fat ass.
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Playboy Announced
Adam lets listeners know that the Carolla Show will be at the Playboy Manion for the Blotto in the Grotto party and in the opposite fashion, gives some advice to a needy fat chick.
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Reenactment
Adam and his best minion Bald Bryan reenact an incident at a dog shelter, which involved some type of animal love not suitable for to scribe. Good times.
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Nice Persperation, Sweat Head
Adam talks about how he used sweat profusely from his head, which lead him to get a procedure to eliminate the drip, but now the Ace Man sweats from every other part of his body.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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NFL Picks
Adam and the gang review their NFL picks from the past week's winners and determine who has the best ability to get behind the victors.
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Ozzie's Movie Review - "The Heartbreak Kid"
Adam and the gang attempt to decipher what the hell Ozzie is saying in his heavy Nicaraguan accent, as he stops by the studio and critiques the new film "The Heartbreak Kid," with Ben Stiller.
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More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further share and compare the best and worst songs which have people's first names in the title.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs that have names in the titles. Good times!
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Comedian, Michael Ian Black
One of the stars of "I Love the 80's," comedian Michael Ian Black talks to Adam and the gang about his ability seem gay despite being an alpha heterosexual. See him this month all up and down the West Coast as he performs his comedy act live. Check out h
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The Staisha McMuffin
Adam talks to a woman who has birthed two sets of twins for her friend who can't have kids, so Adam gives her the nick name "McMuffin," due to all the eggs she's been dispensing.
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The Same Nick Name Game
Adam further flexes his ability to create the perfect title for deserving listeners as the Ace Man further dispenses nick names to the audience.
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Nick Name Game
Adam has the uncanny ability to dispense appropriate nick names to the people he's close to and decides that he will give a couple of lucky listeners a personalized title ala the Ace Man.
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Think Tank Recap
Adam recalls last Friday's broadcast of the FM Think Tank, where his morning job was extended another hour, but then realizes that sitting around and shooting the "s" really isn't considered work to most.
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Ben Stiller
The man of comedic gold films as "Something About Mary" and "Reality Bites," Ben Stiller talks to the gang about the time he met Danny Bonaduce on the Partridge Family set and then remembers to mention his new movie coming out today, "The HeartbreakKid."
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Danny Plays Fair
Teresa just received an update from one of the head honchos from TMZ that Danny will not be prosecuted by the DA, so the gang quickly washes over the subject of The Duce flipping Johnny Fairplay at the Fox Really Awards.
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This Week In Rage
Adam goes off on a slew of topics which really make him mad as he reviews the best topics from This Week In Rage.
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The Race Card
Adam incites the black community by throwing out yet another controversial topic which isn't too well received the African-American community. Good times.
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Anthony Anderson
One of the coolest guys in show business, Anthony Anderson talks to the gang about his new show "K-Ville," which takes place in New Orleans, so they discuss the damage that's still prevalent from Hurricane Katrina.
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Forgive Me More for Yom Kippur
Adam and the gang continue to forgive our downtrodden no good listeners for their sins, in the tradition of the Jewish day of atonement, Yom Kippur.
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On the Phone and Need to Atone
In the tradition of the Jewish day of forgiveness, Yom Kippur, Adam and the gang take calls from listeners who need to atone for their sins.
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Too Hot for Radio
Teresa was a little dejected this morning due to an internet blogger making nasty comments about her this week, but we all know she's the hottest thing in radio and now that she's on TMZ, the hottest on TV for that matter.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Waiting for Mencia
Adam starts talking about people's motivation for going to the movies, regardless of how terrible cinema is these days, as he waits for Carlos Mencia to show up on the phone, but eventually cancels. Was Mencia scared to face the Ace Man after his intervi
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More Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan sticks around the studio and delves into his ongoing battle with Carlos Mencia, who apparently steals all, and I mean ALL, of his comedic material.
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Joe Rogan
The former host of Fear Factor and one hell of a fighter himself, Joe Rogan discusses the altercation between Danny and Johnny Fairplay with Adam and the gang.
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Danny's News - October 4, 2007
I guess there's something else going on in the world, but all that's going over the airwaves is Danny Bonaduce vs. Fairplay, as Adam and the gang talk to Adrianne Curry and Yul Kwon about the events at the Reality TV Really Awards.
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George Carlin
The greatest comedian of our time, or since Lenny Bruce, George Carlin talks to Adam and the gang about the process of creating some of the greatest diction ever written for the comedic stage and his upcoming show at the Gibson theater.
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Homework Hotline with Don Imus
It's the beginning of the new school year, so the Ace Man is dispensing advice to the kiddies to gear them up for a great new semester of diligent education with a little help from Don Imus.
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Kyle Chandler
The coach from "Friday Night Lights," Kyle Chandler talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming season of his hit football show.
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Taking Out the Trash: A Review
Adam and Teresa review Danny's violent episode of throwing the unknown reality whore Johnny Fairplay over his head at the Fox Reality Really Awards and speculate as to what legal ramifications might follow.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Big Headed Boxers
The men behind big headed boxers drop by the studio and share their new undergarments with Adam and the gang. Good times.
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William Baldwin and Who the Hell Sells This "S"
Adam and the gang play a very spirited round of "Who the Hell Sells This..." with a woman who's attempting to sell a laundry basket for a couple bucks, then talks to William Baldwin about his upcoming project, "Dirty, Sexy Money."
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Home Improvement with Eric Stromer
The Ace Man gives some troubled callers sound advice regarding their home improvement dilemmas with a little help from Eric Stromer, the ready and abled carpenter from "Home Improvement with Eric Stromer."
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Celebrity Brawl Fest 2007
Inspired by Danny's romp with Johnny Fairplay last night, Adam recalls a celebrity fight between Green Day and Third Eye Blind.
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A Rare Day for Fairplay
Danny further examines his violent encounter with Johnny Fairplay with Adam and the gang. Then Adam chimes in with a tease of a celebrity altercation of his own.
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Bonaduce Plays Fair...
But if your Johnny Fairplay, the reality show star from Survivor, then your probably singing another tune, because Danny body slammed him last night at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards.
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A Little Discretion Would Be Appreciated
Adam's a regular guy. No pretention there. But when you have to go out in public and go pick up your medication from the pharmacy, it would be nice if the people who recognised him would keep their nose out of his prescription package.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David talks to Adam and the gang about his myspace page and the joys of living life in the big house. Check out him out at PrisonerDavid.com
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Mark Burnett
The man who brought you The Apprentice, Survivor and a slew of other shows which keep America glued to the TV, Mark Burnett talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice.
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More Volcano Dropping Pterodactyl Talk
Adam and the gang further talk to people who have requests for those they wish to be dropped in the blow-hard volcano by Adam's pet pterodactyl, Terry.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam and the gang talk to callers regarding the ordinary people and celebrities they wish Adam's pet pterodactyl Terry to drop into the blow-hard volcano.
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Peter Farrelly
One of the brothers from one of the most hilarious director duos in cinema history, Peter Farrelly talks to Adam and the gang about his first R Rated movie in over seven years, "The Heartbreak Kid" with Ben Stiller.
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A Talk with Dr. Drew
Adam talks to his old Love Line buddy of over ten years, Dr. Drew about the prospect of the Ace Man possibly having aspergers disorder.
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Overcoming "Not My Thing"
Adam and the gang wind up the six o'clock hour by further talking to people who have overcome the obstacles that seemed insurmountable and now have incorporated these dilemmas in their everyday lives.
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"Not My Thing" Success Stories
Adam and the gang talk to people who were faced with insurmountable obstacles that were once "Not Their Thing," but have now found the motivation to push on and overcome.
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The "Not My Thing" Argument
Adam concludes that when people are faced with serious dilemmas which they love versus a task that is "not their thing," the latter will prevail, as the Ace Man discusses his wife taking the kids out for a stroll at night without light reflectors on the s
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison
He keeps getting prettier and prettier in the eyes of the Ace Man, as the gang talks to the Raiders defensive stopper Kirk Morrison about his father refusing to change his seeason ticket seats now that his son is a famous football star.
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Bruce McCullough
From "Kids in the Hall" fame, Adam and the gang talks to Bruce McCullough about his new show "Carpoolers" which is airing tomorrow on ABC.
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Music Monday part 2
Is it time to get the party started? Well Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs to jump off the good times to and then take your opinions on the matter.
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Music Monday Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs to play to get the party started.
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Angel Adam / Devil Danny Continued
Listeners call in and reveice a dichotomy of advice from those pillars of influence perched on the shoulders of all of us in radio land, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Angel Adam / Devil Danny
Listeners are treated to a dichotomy of advice from those pillars of good and evil advice perched on the shoulders of all with a conscious, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Betty Bonaduce and Friends
Adam talks to Danny's mom, Betty Bonaduce about the characters who were influential in Danny's life when he was a young rambunctious Bonaduce.
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Friends of the Family
Adam discusses the power he now has to call up Kimmel and get his family friend's son a job on a whim, which is a luxury his parents never bestowed upon the Ace Man who had to work to reach his success.
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More with Joel McHale
Joel McHale sticks around the studio and continues to share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Fun with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale stops by and proves why he's the one in Teresa's life who got away and shares the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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The Vows
Teresa and her prospective husband exchange vows and make their union official. Sorry guys, all that wishful thinking can end now.
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Mr. Carolla on the Horn
Adam's dad, Mr. Carolla stops by and treats the audience and entertains his son with a little medley from his trumpet in honors of Teresa's big day.
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Carolla Serenades the Bride
Adam treats his most esteemed co-host to a rendition of John Mark Carr's "Falling," accompanied by the great Rich Banks. Good times.
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The Sit Down with Batman
The gang brings Teresa's prospective fake-husband in the studio and grind the man with questions regarding his motivation for marrying Teresa.
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Wedding Objections
Adam and the gang take calls from people who are opposed to Teresa's fake wedding to Batman.
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Teasing the Big Day
Today is the day Teresa Strasser gets fake-married, so Adam and Danny get ready for the festivities.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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The Gilded Dessert
Adam and the gang discuss the viability of having a dessert that cost a fortune, such as all these restaurants who are now advertising food items adorned in diamonds to gain business.
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman
Adam and the gang talk to Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman about all the fun they're having in their lives. Check out the Sarah Silverman Program coming up after the new spisode of South Park and see everyone at the San Janero street festival in LA. Go
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Danny DeVito
Adam and the gang talk to Danny DeVito about his upcoming appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where he plans to get drunk on Lemoncellos, as they talk to Jimmy and Sarah Silverman on the ISDN line. ps... "Its' Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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Extra, Extra!
Listen to Adam rant all about it! The gang reviews some clips from extra that were bleeped due to curse words, so Adam gives his thoughts and feelings regarding the things this dumb-ass society attempts to hide from children.
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Planning Teresa's Wedding
Teresa and the gang talk to an handful of listeners who wish to donate goods and services for Teresa's upcoming fake wedding.
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The Office's Kate Flannery
The fiery roasted red head from everyones favorite sitcom "The Office," Kate Flannery stops by the Carolla Show and discusses the current state of terrible television, then contrasts by explaining the great environment she work in on the Office.
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Guess the Movie Quote with Ozzie
The gang further gives callers a chance to win box sets of Spaghetti western movies by attempting to guess Clint Eastwood movie quotes in Ozzie's heavy Nicaraguan accent.
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Ready for Spaghetti
Adam and the gang give listeners a chance to win box sets of Spaghetti westerns by attempting to guess Clint Eastwood movie quotes performed by Ozzie.
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The Secret of His Success
Being that his parents weren't as successful as the Ace Man eventually became, Adam explains how he made it to fame and fortune by doing the exact opposite of what his parents would have done.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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20/20, Another Recap
Adam and the gang further examine the 20/20 special from last week where a man got a rocket launched in is torso.
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20/20 Recap
Adam recaps last Friday's episode of 20/20 where a man got a rocket launched into his person. Good times.
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Preparing for T's Wedding
Teresa and the gang talk to a bunch of helpful listeners who want to help out for Teresa's fake wedding.
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Howie Mandel with Lynn and Alex
The classic comedian who brought you "Bobby's World" and now the host of "Deal or No Deal", Howie Mandel talks to Adam and the gang about tonights revamped episode of his famed game show. Lynn and Alex conclude dishing the celebrity dirt.
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Lynn and Alex
America's favorite gay couple from LARagMag.com, Lynn and Alex stop by the studio to share their lucrative booty they were given from the Emmys and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Further Home Improvement
Adam continues to give sound advice to confused construction workers regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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Home Improvement
Adam gives a hand full of weary workers some tasteful tips regarding their home improvement woes.
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Teresa's Trying Time
Teresa's brother is going through a hard time, due to a back surgery he's realized he has to undergo, so Teresa discusses this though period her family is going through as they rally behind her brother.
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Get Your Motor Runnin'
Adam talks about the motivation one must have to get yourself going in life and compares the differences between the rally gene of men and women.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Into the Mind of Marriage
Adam recalls his courtship with his current wife Lynette, but then she calls in and gives the real story as the gang talk about marriage.
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More Fun with Huell Howser
Huell takes a trip to Cool, California, which according to call-in listeners, is anything but. But this doesn't stop the Ace Man from reviewing everyone's favorite mundane Californian, Huell Howser on his latest adventure through California.
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Huell Howser Fun
Adam and the gang review the latest from everyone's favorite exaggerated Californian Huell Howser, who takes us on yet another exciting adventure detailing California's Gold.
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A Purchase from the Penny Saver
Have you ever asked, "Who the hell sells this stuff," well Adam has, as he and the gang answer a hand full of craigslist.com listings of items that should be found in the dollar bin of your local Salvation Army. Good times.
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More with Ed Ugel
Adam just can't wrap his mind around how the government won't allow a free enterprise gambling circuit, but passes out lottery tickets like flowing water, so Adam stays on the line with Ed Ugel who gives an insight to the history of the lottery.
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Ed Ugel - The Lotto Guy
The author of "Money for Nothing: One Man's Journey Through the Dark Side of Lottery Millions," Ed Ugel talks to Adam and the gang about history of the lottery and the pros and cons it presents to our society.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
He's leading the AFC in interceptions this year, Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yesterday's first Raiders win of the season.
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David Spade
The ex Saturday Night Live star talks to Adam and the gang about his life being a Hollywood player and discusses his new role on "Rules of Engagement" which premiers tonights on CBS.
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Comedian Doug Benson
Comedian Doug Benson drops by the studio and talks to Adam and the gang about his romp through the ranks of "Last Comic Standing," which has catapulted him to the status of sixth funniest comics on the planet.
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Music Monday - Part 2
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs that could be playing when the bride is dancing with her Dad at a wedding.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs that could be playing when your dancing with your parent at your wedding.
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Warming Up for Teresa's Wedding
Teresa is having her fake wedding later this week, so Adam's best Nicaraguan handyman Ozzie drops by the studio to help plan the menu for Teresa's big fake day.
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Your Van Halen
Adam and the gang take calls from Van Halen fans who attempt to play classic riffs from their favorite group to try to win tickets to their upcoming concert.
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Designated Ranter
Just as Adam has his views on issues which really make him mad, so does the listening audience. So Adam gives callers a chance to chimes in with their personalized rants in a spirited round on designated ranter.
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Long Snapping the Chili Bowl
Adam recalls his brilliant long snapping he did on the NFL network with Rich Eisen, which brings him back to a time when all one needed in life was a little football and a bowl of chili. Good times.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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NFL Picks
Adam and the gang attempt to guess the winners from upcoming NFL games this weekend.
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More Fun with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio to crack up the audience and share the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Joel McHale of E! TV's "The Soup"
The host of the best clip show on television, Joel McHale from E! TV's "The Soup" drops by in his usual Friday appearance on the show to review the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Adam talks to wrestling great turned actor, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson about his history playing football and his new Disney film out next week, "The Game Plan."
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This Week in Rage
The Ace Man reviews the issues which really make him mad as he reviews the top 5 rants of the week in a spirited segment of "This Week in Rage."
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Rich Eisen
Adam was on his show yesterday, so we got him today, the NFL expert from the NFL Network, Rich Eisen talks to Adam and the gang about the finer points of NFL football and discuss Rich's new book, "Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe.
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On the Phone and Need to Atone
Adam and the gang further talk to listeners who've called in to atone for their past sins, in the spirit of this weekend's holiest Jewish day of the year, Yum Kippur.
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Forgive Me Ace Man, for I Have Sinned
This weekend is the Jewish day of atonement, Yum Kippur so Adam and the gang talk to a bunch of wrong doers who have requested to be forgiven for their sins.
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Oh, What's In a Name?
Adam talks to a caller with an odd name and determines her character based on a couple of tid-bits she throws at the Ace Man.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Seth and Rachael McFarlane
The creator of "The Family Guy" and "American Dad," Seth McFarlane and his sister Rachael, who's also a cast member of "The Family Guy" discuss growing up in the midst of musical theater, which they still have a love for today and it shows in their most r
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The Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy stops by the studio to share and compare the top ten cougars on the market these days.
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Jay Mohr
Comedian Jay Mohr drops by the Carolla Show and evokes the spirit of Tracey Morgan. See him live this weekend and the Brea Improv.
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Ass Gas Fever with Jay Mohr
Adam recalls the best laugh, and possibly the best moment of his life when he farted in an empty can of coffee and introduced the new blend to Jimmy Kimmel.
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Dino George's Assessment of Terry
Adam and the gang talk to Dino George, and expert on Pterodactyls, who assesses which one of our favorite blow-hards are too big and heavy to be lifted by Terry. But we can still try, can't we?
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Five Times in 25
Danny talks about his sexual prowess and his ability to go 5 times in a day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Chuck Liddell
One of the greatest UFC fighters of all time, the Ice Man, Chick Liddell sits down with the Ace Man, Adam Carolla and talks about his upcoming bout.
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Home Improvement
Adam puts his home improvement expertise to good use and gives some sound advice to some weary listeners regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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OJ and Oprah
Adam gives his insight on the OJ situation and reviews Oprah's brilliant comments on the matter.
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More Vibrator Songs
Inspired by the caller who owns an online sex toy shop, Adam and the gang review the best and worst mp3's to download into your singing vibrator.
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Good, Good, Good... Good Vibrations
Adam goes impromptu and decides that they're going to play a little music Wednesday. What are the best and worst songs to play while your girl is using her video-rigged vibrator?
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Sex Toy Talk
Inspired by a story from the news, Adam talks to a woman who owns an online sex toy shop and delves deep into her line of merchandise.
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More Homework Hotline
Adam and the gang continue to help the kiddies alleviate the stress of the new school year by helping them with their homework dilemmas.
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Homework Hotline
It's about that time of the year to go back to school, so the Ace Man is helping the kiddies with their homework to alleviate the stress of the new school year.
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Relatively Rich and Famous
Adam talks about the people who are receiving fame and fortune from throwing home videos up on YouTube and the relative wealth they've accumulated compared to the truly wealthy.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David calls in the show and introduces us to Mexican Mario, who is worried about the number of illegal immigrants in prison who are being transferred against their will.
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Wedding Bells-A-Ringin'
Teresa's love life is getting pretty serious, so Adam and Danny give Teresa's man the old what-for, as they talk to Daniel about their future wedding plans.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
Once the most revered wrestler on the circuit, Stone Cold Steve Austin stops by and talks to Adam and the gang about "The Condemned" which is out on DVD today.
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Who the Hell Sell This Crap?
Adam talks to a handful of guys who are selling weird oddity items for peanuts, which poses the question, who the hell takes the time to sell this crap?
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Cheap Skates Preview
Adam talks to a couple of guys who are attempting to sell odd house hold items over the internet for a bargain price.
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Danny Aiello
The actor from great movies as "Do The Right Thing" and "Moonstruck," Danny Aiello talks to Adam and the gang about how he started out in show business and his new movie "Stiffs," premiering at the Boston Film Festival today.
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Muse of the Century, Pattie Boyd
The muse of the Beatles and then married to George Harrison with a brief encounter with Eric Clapton, Pattie Boyd talks to Adam and the gang about her new autobiography "Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton, and Me."
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
The big man on that Raiders defensive line, Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yesterday's bitter loss to the Denver Broncos on a messed up time-out call at the last minute.
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Music Monday, Part 2
David Alan Grier joins the gang in reviewing the best and worst the football team should charge the field to.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs that your football team should charge on the field by.
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Andrea Kremer, NFL Sideline Reporter
She's been reporting the NFL news since the 80's and Andrea Kremer now gives the Adam Carolla Show an insight into the real circumstances surrounding life on the NFL sidelines.
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David Alan Grier
Adam's favorite black guy, David Alan Grier stops by the studio and teases Teresa about never being seen in her new entertainment journalism role on TMZ TV.
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Emmy Recap
Teresa dives deep into the audio vault and recaps the Emmy Awards from last night.
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Chevy and Jayni Chase
The actor/comedian from Saturday Night Live and "The Three Amigos," Chevy Chase and wife Jayni talks to Adam and the gang about the derivative of his very odd name and discusses his fund raiser for charity where a lucky bidder will be able to go to lunch
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A Weekend with the Kiddies
Adam discusses his children's predilection for playing with items that weren't even meant to be toys, such as the TV remote control and his alarm clock, and how their real toys are about 13th on the list of things they like to play with.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Mr. Carolla on the Horn
No, not Adam... Jim Carolla, Adam's Father gives the show a call and serenades the audience with the smooth sounds from his trumpet.
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Jon Stossel
One of the most notorious TV journalists of our time, Jon Stossel talks to Adam and the gang about the state of the human condition and examines what people can do to improve their lives.
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Further Fun with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around and further examines the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale, Host of E! TV's "The Soup"
Just the greatest guy in show business, Joel McHale from E! TV's "The Soup" makes his usual Friday appearance and shares the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Comedian Dave Attell
The funniest insomniac in the world, Dave Attell stops by the Carolla studio and chops it up with Adam and the gang. See him perform live this weekend at the Irvine Improv.
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Wolfgang Puck
One of the greatest culinary masters of our time, Wolfgang Puck talks about his unprecedented rise to fame and fortune after a poor and turbulent childhood.
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Wayne Root, NFL Handicapper
Adam and the gang talk to the world's best NFL handicapper Wayne Root and attempt to pick this weekends football victors.
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Wide Open Phones on The Adam Carolla Show
Today's show is packed to the gills with great guests and fun segments, so this might be your only chance of the day to talk to the Ace Man about what's on your mind. Wide open phones on the Adam Carolla Show.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show.
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Al Roker
Once the biggest guy on "Today," Al Roker talks to Adam and the gang about his drastic weight loss and delves in to his new show in the Food Network, "Heavyweights."
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Will Angie Eat It?
Adam is still disturbed that Angie has the diet of a 11 year old school child and attempts to get to the bottom of his Producer's particular preference in taste in a spirited round of "Will Angie Eat it."
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Suing Southwest
A woman is suing Southwest Airlines because she was offended that her slutty, under dressed ass was hanging out during a flight and was asked to cover up. Adam and the gang delve deep on this one.
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Comedian Dana Gould
A regular guest voice on The Simpsons and just a funny guy, Dana Gould examines the state of the current human condition with Adam and the gang. See him live this Friday and Saturday night at the Melrose Improv in Los Angeles.
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"Over Your Head's" Eric Stromer
One of the handiest handy men on TV, Eric Stromer from "Over Your Head" stops by the Carolla studio and has his carpentry knowledge put to the test when he goes head to head with the Ace Man.
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NFL Picks. A Recap
Adam and the gang mull over this past week's NFL standings and determine who's the best in studio sports handicapper.
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Danny Dumps. The Bike, That Is
Danny just got into an accident and calls in with witnesses to talk about the collision he got into right in from of the job site.
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Bryan's Boring B-Day Bash
It's Bald Bryan's birthday today and Adam discusses the non-existent party Bryan threw for himself last Sunday, which inspires Adam to delve into the advantages of serving pie at a party over the traditional cake. Good times.
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Tom from MySpace
Everyone's friend from the biggest online community in the world, Tom from Myspace takes a minute from his 200 million friends and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Home Improvement
Adam, the master carpenter, gives some sound advice to callers regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm's, Jeff Garlin
Just a big ball of self-esteem wrap in a big tub of fun, Jeff Garlin from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" sits down with Adam and the gang to discuss his role on one of the greatest television shows of all time. Plus, Jeff confronts Danny about their turbulentpas
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Mr. Brightside
Is your life going to hell in a hand basket? Don't have a reason to live? Give Mr. Brightside a call and turn that frown upside down with a refreshing spin on your terrible dilemmas.
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Mila Kunis
She's set for life from her work on "That 70's Show" and "The Family Guy," but she's still grounded and cool as hell, Mila Kunis stops by the Carolla studio and discusses her new role in the movie "Moving McAllister."
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Adam's Grandmother
Adam delves back into the days of old and recalls a memory of his grandmother which will make you say, "Dude."
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Bill Rancic, On Giuliana DePandi
Literally. The winner of the Apprentice, turned business mogul and just a great guy, Bill Rancic talks to Adam and the gang about his marriage to today's guest host Giuliana DePandi and sings her praise for such a big-name celebrity changing her last nam
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Her Name or the Surname?
The host of E! News, Giuliana DePandi is sitting in for Teresa Strasser, but has decided that she is going to change her last name to Rancic, since she recently married Apprentice winner Bill Rancic, so Adam and Danny determine whether the change is a wis
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Perez Hilton
The Queen of the Hollywood gossip scene, Perez Hilton discusses the premiere of his show "What Perez Sez" and reviews all the debauchery which took place at the MTV Video Music Awards this past weekend.
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Remembering 9/11
Adam recalls what he was doing when the event that changed the world occurred and reflects upon the ramifications of the attack on the towers of the World Trade Center.
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Sugar Ray Leonard
The Champ, Sugar Ray Leonard, one of the greatest fighters, NO!, athletes of all time, drops by the Carolla studio and discusses his involvement in the reality boxing show "The Contender," and one of the most prolific boxing careers of all time.
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Dan Fogler
The actor from the new comedies "Balls of Fury" and "Good Luck Chuck," Dan Fogler talks to Adam and the gang about a life of monogamy and delves into all the projects he has coming up in the near future.
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Going Green - The Big 3
Tracey Metro gives us the 3 big tips that everyone can do to keep the Earth clean and green. Here are some links to get you started: www.usedcardboardboxes.com (discount code: adamc or danny), www.kleankanteen.com, www.uniteforsight.org, Treepeople.orga
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Riding the Metro to Greenville
Tracy Metro is an avid recycler and an expert in knowing how to live to keep the environment green and clean. Here are some tips to make your world a better place for the future.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Perceptive listeners give Adam a ring and attempt to stump the Ace Man with issues they feel he shouldn't be able to complain about.
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Pulling Your Weight
Adam gets a nice chunk of change to show up at the butt crack of dawn to put on a good radio show, and you won't see him at work, hung over and not ready to perform. So why is everyone so easy to excuse Brittany Spears for being a fat-ass during her come
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
The Oakland Raiders middle linebacker Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about yesterday’s game and discusses the prospect of the Raiders road to Super Bowl glory.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick the Deaf Frat Guy is a little more than upset that he wasn't asked to fill in to report the news, being that Teresa Strasser is off today in preparation for the launch of TMZ TV tonight. Check out all the good times at DeafFratGuy.com.
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More Music Monday
The gang continues to review the best and worst songs that could be playing when you’re being picked up from your first day of school and takes picks from the audience.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs your parent is listening to when you’re being picked up from the first day of school.
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Going Green
With our self proclaimed energy efficiency expert Tracy Metro who hosts a show called Green Gadgets, Adam and the gang discuss the various ways people can go green and help save the Earth from our past destruction.
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Sports Super Agent, Leigh Steinberg
The inspiration behind the movie classic Jerry Maguire, Leigh Steinberg delves into his prolific career as one of the most successful sports agents in sports history.
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Sean William Scott
The actor from American Pie "Stickler" fame, Sean William Scott talks to Adam and the gang about his road to cinematic success working at Home Depot and discusses his new film with Billy Bob Thornton, "Mr. Woodcock."
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The Really Red Headed, Bonaduce
Danny showed up this morning with blood streaming down his face, so the Duce explains how he got one of the weirdest injuries he ever experienced.
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Suicidal Tendancies
Adam is disturbed with the rate of suicide amoung young people today, so the gang delves deep in an attempt to save the world.
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More Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio and delves into the psyche of "Mystery," the self-proclaimed ladies man from the new reality show "The Pickup Artist."
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Joel McHale, Host of E! TV's "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" and just one of the greatest guys in show business, Joel McHale makes his usual Friday appearance on the show and brings with him the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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The Bonaduce Rap
Inspired by Puff Daddy's uninspired musical career, Danny takes to the stage and gives his rendition of what terrible hip-hop should really sound like. Good times!
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NFL Picks with Wayne Root
Adam and the gang attempt to predict the forthcoming NFL season's standings with professional sports handicapper Wayne Root.
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James Brolin
The long time actor and boyfriend of singer superstar Barbara Streisand, James Brolin talks to Adam and the gang about his new role in the upcoming movie thriller "The Hunting Party."
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Kyra Sedgwick
The actress from the hit TV show "The Closer," Kyra Sedgwick talks to Adam and the gang about how she's changing the face of the TNT network and delves into her relationship with superstar actor Kevin Bacon.
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The Weary Wake Up
Adam is incensed with the fact that he has to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, as his wife insists upon guilt tripping the man for disturbing her while he's getting ready to make the money which enables her to kick back at the mansion and sleep in.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show and thanks all those who made the day that much more colorful.
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Lynn and Alex Dish Celebrity Dirt
America's favorite married gay couple Lynn and Alex drop by the Carolla studio and dish the celebrity gossip from the good times they had while hanging out at the Brittany Spears Las Vegas bash with Adam and the gang.
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Billy Zabka and Bill Simmons
The greatest villain to ever shed his image on the silver screen, Billy Zabka talks about the casting process for the Karate Kid, which led him to be typecast as the coolest 80's bad boy for the ages.
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Chris Elliot, The Great
One of the greatest comedy writers of our generation and just pretty damn funny guy himself, Chris Elliot talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming pilot he's about to shoot for comedy central, which coincidentally is being produced by Jimmy Kimmel an
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Will Forte of SNL
The talented sketch comic from Saturday Night Live talks to the gang about the fun times working on one of the longest running shows on TV and discusses his upcoming movie, "The Brothers Soloman."
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More Sex Injury Stories
Adam and the gang further talk to callers about the terrible injuries they acquired while having sex.
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Sex Injury Stories
Inspired by the various prospects of Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op's eye injury, Adam and the gang talk to callers about the odd injuries the accrued while having sex.
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What Happened to Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op's Eye?
Butt pirate has taken on a whole new meaing as Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op showed up to work on Monday with an eye patch on, so Adam tries to guess what the hell happened to the Carolla Show's resident gay.
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Losing Focus... Pads, That Is.
The mind of the American genius is boggled this morning as Adam can't seem to figure out why the great footage of him working out with the contestants from the boxing show "The Contender," was cut to make him look like a shmoe.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show.
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Huell Howser
The highest vocal influx on an ex-marine, Huell Howser takes a trip to the Blue Bird Society and places his special touch on the moment with yet another one of California's hidden jewels.
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More with Seth Green
Seth Green sticks around the Carolla studio and discusses his life long career in the entertainment business and takes a trip down memory lane as Adam plays an old clip of Crank Yankers featuring Seth Green.More with Seth Green
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Seth Green
The creator of the hit show Robot Chicken and one of the most recognizable personalities on TV, Seth Green stops by the studio and talks to Adam and the gang.
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Terry the Pterodactyl
Adam and weary listeners conclude which tired up personalities need to be thrown into the fiery pit of a volcano by Terry the Pterodactyl.
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Taken By Terry
Adam's number one minion, Terry the pterodactyl is ready to pounce on the people Adam's just had it up to his bushy brown brow with, then sicks his danger Dino on listener's most hated personalities.
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More Home Improvement
The master of craftsmanship, Adam further gives troubled listeners some sound advice regarding their home improvement dilemmas.
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Home Improvement
Adam, with his infinite wisdom in the world of carpentry, gives listeners some sound advice with their home improvement dilemmas.
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Don't Worry, It's Paid For
Adam talks about the luxury car he bought his father, which sits in the garage and collects dust because Old Man Carolla isn't used to such a lucrative automobile and is scared to take it out on the road.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
Prisoner David chimes in with the solution for the overcrowding in the California prison system; Give inmates conjugal visits so more than 600 prisoners will volunteer to be transferred out of state. Good times.
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Music Monday, On Tuesday
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs to blare over the speakers while you’re hanging out in the doctor's waiting room.
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Teresa's Love Life, Concluded
Once where there was a void where Teresa's heart once resided, now lives a sweltering plume of swollen love as Teresa is infatuated and planning her wedding with her new man of 3 months. Good times...
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Jeff Lewis is Flipping Out
The anal retentive real estate flipper from the hit reality show Flipping Out, Jeff Lewis sits down with the gang and discusses the ineptitude of people who work for him, which makes Adam realize that he and Jeff Lewis are cut from the same over-demanding
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Teresa on TMZ
Our very own Teresa Strasser, who does an amazing job on the radio, has been given a position on TMZ's new TV show, so Adam and the gang discuss the ins and outs of people a paparazzi reporter.
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On My Summer Vacation...
The gang delves into the fun times they had with ten days off from having to wake up at the butt-crack of dawn, which entailed Adam taking his kids to the zoo.
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Beware the Weather
Although Ace lives in a palatial estate, there's no air conditioning strong enough to fill and cool the entire house, as the gang discusses the scorching heat wave going on in Los Angeles.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio and shares the best of the worst reality TV clips of the week.
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Joel McHale, Host of "The Soup"
The greatest guy in show business, Joel McHale of E! TV's "The Soup," discusses his speed racing trip with Adam a couple of weeks ago and shares the best of the worst reality clips of the week.
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Man Waxers
Inspired by Gina the bro-zilian man-waxer, Adam talks to a slew of straight guys who have gone through the trying ordeal.
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More with Tom Lennon and Ben Garant
The amazingly talented actors from Reno 911 are featured in the upcoming comedy flick, "Balls of Fury," which they also wrote. We learn that these guys share the same talent agent as Adam, so they share their war stories of life in show business.
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More with Petros Papadakis
The man, the myth, the former USC football player sticks around the studio and talks football with Adam and the gang.
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Petros Papadakis
The former USC football player turned radio host, Petros Papadakis drops by the Carolla studio and talks football with Ace and the gang.
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A Crock of Carrots
Adam's wife Lynette started stewing beef in a crock pot with veggies and Ace almost couldn't contain devouring the dish before it was ready. Good thing, because when he got back from walking Molly, he saw on the news that the carrots from the market they
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Wrap Up
Adam Wraps up today's show.
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Will Angie Eat It?
Adam and the gang attempt to get to the bottom of Producer Angie particular preference in food, since she has the diet of a 6 year old as they play a spirited round of Will Angie Eat It.
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Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue
The bassist for the great rock/glam band Motly Crue, Nikki Sixx stops by and discusses his last six years of being soberand the life of a rock legend. Check out his new book; The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star.
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Billy West, The Voice Master
The man of a million voices including Droopy Dog, Philip J. Fry and Zoidberg, Billy West stops by the studio and channels the spirit of Leona Helmsley, Merv Griffin and Michael Vick's slain and abused dogs.
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"Balls of Fury" Actress, Aisha Tyler
Not only one of Maxim's Top 100 hot chicks for 3 years. Not only a talented actress and the only other recognizable host of "The Soup" besides Joel McHale, but this woman is also capable of brewing her own beer. The entire Carolla crew is now in love wi
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The Nick Name Game, Concluded
Adam is a master at understanding the human psyche and translates his indelible ability into giving well deserving people nick names. What should yours be?
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The Nick Name Game, Continued
Adam has an uncanny ability to surmise the character of interesting people and converts that knowledge into interesting nick names, and is giving away fun titles to lucky listeners. Get yours now, .
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The Nick Name Game
Adam has been giving his buddies nick-names since he was a kid to guys who he still calls Snake and has decided that he's going to give a bunch of lucky listeners their own personalized titles ala the Ace Man.
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All Gay in the Face
Danny went out on a faux date with America's favorite gays Lynn and Alex, which prompts Adam to contend that gay guys tend to throw the liberties women give them back in straight guys' faces, such as playing grab-ass.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Home Improvement
Adam gives some troubled listeners some very sound avice concerning their home improvement dilemmas.
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Ray-enactment
Adam's ape-like buddy Ray drops by the Carolla studio and delves back in time and recalls his life of debauchery with The Ace Man.
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Director, Rob Zombie
The awesome rock legend and the Director of the upcoming remake of the horror film "Halloween," Rob Zombie discusses his transition to being a pretty damn good film director.
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Gabe Kaplan
The star from the famed series, Welcome Back Kotter, Gabe Kaplan sits down and discusses his new book "Kotter's Back: E-mails from a Faded Celebrity to a Bewildered World," with Adam and the gang.
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Another Ask Adam Anything
Adam's still dispensing some invaluable adive, as a Navy woman's husband was cheating on her while she was at boot camp and a poor bastard's wife would rather play Warcraft than have sex with him.
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Ask Adam Anything
Adam and the gang open up the phones to the audience and let you, the listener determine what invaluable advice the Ace Man is going to beseach upon us this beautiful morning.
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Donnie Wahlberg
The former heart throb from New Kids on the Block turned thespian, Donnie Wahlberg talks to Adam and the gang about his 2-hour season finale of Spike TV's "The Kill Point, airing Sunday at 9.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy drops by and dreams of living the life of Scott Baio. Plus, the clear air between DFG and Danny might have gotten a little murky, as Danny calls Maverick's progeria ailed friend Bobby a scrotum.
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Scott Baio
Chachi, Charles in Charge, whatever you call him, he's tapped more blond ass than anyone else in Hollywood. Scott Baio drops by the Carolla studio and discusses his turbulent love life.
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A Name Fit For the Fetus
Teresa's speculating the various names for children and seeing if they will apply to her unborn, non-impregnated fetus and receives help from the audience.
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Name That Baby
Teresa and her boyfriend have decided that 2008 is the year to mate, so they're speculating what her baby's name will be.
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Reenactment - Dead Mets Mom
Adam and Bald Bryan reenact the terrible events which proceeded, after the adamant Mets fan killed his mother, subsequent to his favorite team's loss to the Astros.
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Vanessa Williams' Tragic Tail
What a tragedy. We're talking a bloody shame... Apparently Vanessa Williams' dog was "abducted" and the world should officially be coming to a stand still. Where would we be without Inside Edition?
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Radio People
Once again, Danny's late, but Adam excuses his fire-crotched co-host because we all know the Ace Man is the first voice we hear everyday in the opening of the show. Then, the gang gets a little radio inspiration from caller Doug. Thanks Doug!
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Ozzie's Movie Review - Superbad
Adam's oldest and dearest Nicaraguan brother, Ozzie strolls through the Carolla Show and gives his critique and review of the new comedy, "Superbad."
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Your Music Monday - Daughter's First Date Songs
We hear the gang's number one worst song that could be playing on the radio when the guy comes to pick your daughter up for their first date and then callers chime in with their personal best and worst. Good times!
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Dr. Alter
The sexual reassignment specialist, Dr. Gary Alter talks to Adam and the gang about the advances in liposuction and gives some sound advice to a special sexual pre-operative caller Jackie, who fears her future vagina might close up if she doesn't use it.
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Angel Adam / Devil Danny
Listeners call in and receive a dichotomy of advice from those pillars of reason perched on the shoulders of all of us in Radio Land, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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UFO Guy, John Greenwald Jr.
Adam and the gang dissect the mind of UFO/conspiracy theorist John Greenwald Jr. and attempt to understand the psyche of hypothetical extraterrestrials that are among us. See for yourself at TheBlackVault.com.
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Hygiene Prep-Time
Adam touches upon his weekend of high powered sports cars and then delves deep into the time it takes to wash up and go to bed.
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Wrap Up
Adan wraps up today's show.
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Jonah Hill of "Superbad"
The star of the upcoming cult smash "Superbad," Jonah Hill talks to Adam and the gang about Seth Rogen's ability to write hilarious movie scripts and his hopes of this flick becoming comedy classic. Good luck, Jonah!
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David Alan Grier's Love Hour
Adam's best black, David Alan Grier sticks around the studio and gives Teresa some invaluable love advice regarding her new man.
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David Alan Grier
Adam's best black buddy, David Alan Grier drops by the studio and causes chaos and commotion for your listening pleasure. Good times!
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The Vibrating Consumer Report
Danny gets his girlfriend Amy on the line and has her explain to the Ace Man the benefits of certain sex toys. Then the show hits a new low as the gang delves a little far into the sex trade issue.
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Revisiting Vibrators
So nice we had to do it twice. Adam is still amazed about the amount of vibrators being openly used and talked about these days and gets your opinions and insight on the matter.
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Irks and Quirks
Adam and the gang further share and compare the little idiosyncratic instances that really bother them.
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It's the Little Things...
The big things that bother us in life seem to be more manageable than the small issues which really irk us, as the Ace Man rants about the minute circumstances that get under his skin.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Extra, Extra!
Where's the news? Adam rants upon the issues in entertainment which for some reason, get construed as news these days. Who really cares that Brad Pitt's trainer took a private plane?
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Comedian Ralphie May
The comedian from Last Comic Standing, Ralphie May discusses the issues which attributed to his severe weight gain, then talks about the time he opened for Sam Kinison when he was 17 years old. See Ralphie at the Brea Improv, Thursday the 16th through Au
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Ray-Enactment
Before diving into the past to reminisce about his history with Adam, Ray challenges Danny to a boxing match, which they have planned for the upcoming show at the Playboy mansion. Then Adam and Ray talk about the time they whooped some serious ass.
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Terrence Howard
The amazingly talented Oscar-nominated actor from Hustle and Flow, Terrence Howard impresses the entire audience and solves the Earth's ecological problems with the gang and creates a great argument for human sanitation. Is there anything this guy can't
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The Hilarious Rachel Dratch of SNL
One of the stars from Saturday Night Live, Rachel Dratch talks to Adam and the gang about the audition process for SNL and then delves in to her non-existent love life.
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Actress Ali Larter
The hot as hell actress from Heroes and Varsity Blues, Ali Larter talks to Adam and the gang about her new movie, Marigold.
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Home Improvement
Adam gives some troubled listeners some sound advice regarding their home improvement issues. Good times!
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Ranting on Rome
Adam was a guest host on the Jim Rome Show yesterday and delves in to the bountiful rants he came up with on the spot which included the Seattle Supersonics moving to Oklahoma City.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today’s show.
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Hanson - The Band
The 3 brothers from Hanson drop by the studio and discusses their MMMBop fame with Adam and the gang. Plus, they discuss the intricacies of making it in the music business and their new album "The Walk."
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Women and Gay Porn
Adam and the gang talk to a slew of women who exclusively watch gay porn and gives details as to why.
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Gay Walking? No! Gay Porn!!!
Adam and the gang get side tracked when they were introducing the Gay Walking segment and attempt to understand the motivation for watching gay porn.
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Flipping Out with Jeff Lewis
Adam and the gang talk realty with the star of the new hit reality show "Flipping Out's" Jeff Lewis, who informs the Duce that he's asking way too little for his house which he's currently trying to sell.
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Recap of the Flava Flav Roast
Adam and the gang review the celebrity roast of everyone's favorite char-broiled crack head, Flava Flav. YEEEeeEEAAAAaAAAaaHHHHhHHhhhh BOooOOoIiiiIiii!
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Where's the Damn Kitchen Timer?
Danny finally walks in, 30 mintues late, so Adam wonders why the hell he's not using the kitchen timer he gave the Duce months ago, and uses this opportunity to delve into the times he's been late and why he's none his best not to repeat the same mistakes
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Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Because Danny is extremely late this morning, Adam and Teresa can only speculate that the Duce has fallen into some hard times, due to the money he's now shelling out over his divorce and delve into the points of penny pinching.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David chimes in with insight about living life in the big house and clears up any confusion about his website, PrisonerDavid.com.
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Super Groupie - Pamela Des Barres
The woman who claims to have hooked up with a slew of rock stars and famous actors, super groupie Pamela Des Barres discusses her famous love life with Adam and the gang and mentions her new book, "Let's Spend the Night Together: Backstage Secrets of Rock
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Music Monday - Part 1
Inspired by Ryan, the Dump Guy's terrible ring tones, Adam and the gang review the most embarrassing ring tones one could download on their phones.
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On Re-Entry, It Burns
Adam talks about the space shuttle's front panel burning upon reentering the atmosphere and speculates how many Greyhound buses it would take to weight as much as the shuttle. Good times.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Invested listeners call in the show and attempt to stump the Ace Man with issues they feel he shouldn't be able to complain about as they play a spirited round of what can't Adam complain about.
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More Bad Break-Ups
So nice we had to delve in twice, as Adam and the gang further dissect some of the most horrid break-up moments with nihilistic listeners.
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At the Point of Separation...
Inspired by Danny's recent break-up with 25 year old teacher Amy, Adam and the gang talk to callers about the terrible incidences which took place while they were breaking up with their significant others.
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The Birthday Bonaduce
It's Danny's Birthday and he'll cry if he wants to, as he explains to the gang that it's just another manic Monday. Is the attitude attributed to his recent break-up with Amy?
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Wrap Up with Chad Johnson
We finally got Chad Johnson on the phone to talk abou this touchdown dance competition, but now we have to go, as Adam wraps up the show.
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Waiting for Chad
NFL football star Chad Johnson should have been on the line, but he obviously felt Jim Rome was more important. So we wait...
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On the Gay Side of Life
The fact that homosexuals comprise about 10% of the American population doesn't mean that the rest of us have to bend over backwards to make them feel comfortable. That said, let anyone who wants to get married, marry who the hell they want without havin
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A Dash of Spice
Teresa plays clips of Scary Spice, who's planning on having a kid with Eddie Murphy. Then Adam rants on people who don't have the drive to do what they really desire for themselves.
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Cuba Gooding Jr. and Lisa Lampanelli
Adam and the gang talk to Academy Award winning actor, Cuba Gooding Jr. and delves into his history of boxing at the same gym Danny goes to. Plus, the actor discusses his new movie, "Daddy Day Camp." Plus, raunch comedian Lisa Lampanelli chimes in about
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Ass-Full of These Names
Adam further discusses the names he just can't stand anymore, such as the confusion entailed with pronouncing a named like Tara, then talks to callers about the names that really tick them off.
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Knights of Douche Baggery
Yesterday Adam was informed that radio talk show hosts, Opie and Anothony where calling the Ace Man a douche, so Adam recalls the time when he met one of these guys in New York, which was a pleasant meeting. As a result, Adam wonders what the hell is wro
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I'm More Ghetto than You Are...
Inspired by the upcoming guest, Cuba Gooding Jr., Adam dissects the ghetto names he's come across in his day and wonders why the hell rich people are now giving their children ghetto-fied hybrid names like LaRisha (derived from Larissa and Trisha).
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Thoughts from the Kitchen
Adam was deep in thought yesterday while standing in his kitchen and had a great thought about killing the time. The Ace Man shares...
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Corey Feldman
The superstar from such cinema classics as Goonies, Stand By Me and The Lost Boys, Corey Feldman drops by and discusses a possible Lost Boys sequal, and delves into the fine points of his new reality show with long time teen heart-throb buddy Corey Haim,"
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Huell Howser Delivers the California Love
Adam and the gang review the latest episode of everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser of "California's Gold," as he takes a trip down to San Diego for some very exciting fun in the sun.
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America's Favorite Gay Couple, Lynn and Alex
Everyone's favorite gay couple from the Amazing Race, Lynn and Alex stop by the Carolla studio and discuss the worst celebrity tippers with Teresa and the gang. Plus, Adam is inspired by the couple and comes up with a new term for gay sex: Alex or Lynn?
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Mr. Brightside
The Ace Man places a light hearted spin on caller's terrible dilemmas, as the gang plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside for troubled listeners.
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Resolving the Conflict
Adam and the gang talk to callers about what our culture must do to be accepted by the rest of world, especially after we've shoved our foot in our mouth, letting this war get out of hand. Thank you Mr. President.
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Judge Cicconetti
Adam and the gang discuss the long arm of the law with Judge Mike Cicconetti.
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Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
A 4.5 earthquake hit Los Angeles last night, so Adam and the gang discuss the bed-rocking experience, which leavesthe door open for Teresa to bring up the great time she's having with her new man.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Crank Yankers
Adam and the gang review a few classic Crank Yanker moments provided by Jim Florentine.
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Ray-enactments
Adam and his good ape-like buddy Ray take a trip down memory lane and discuss the various debauchery they encountered in their youth.
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Home Improvement with Mr. Birchum
The Carolla Show's resident home improvement bad-ass, Mr. Birchum gives some weary listeners with serious construction problems, some very sound advice with no love in his heart.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, The Deaf Frat Guy drops by and attempts to figure out the inner workings of cougars everywhere and then represents his new chapter of Delta Fu in Folson, California.
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Applications of "The Secret"
Adam and the gang talk to caller Jay, who claims that the insightful teachings of "The Secret" worked to turn his life around for the better.
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"The Secret" Debunker - Rick Marschall
One of the minds behind the self-help film and book "The Secret," Rick Marschall talks to Adam and the gang about being able to achieve anything that can be visualized, utilizing one of the oldest secrets of human kind.
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Chicken "S" Tickets
Just mention the term meter, maid, traffic or ticket and the Ace Man will take you for a ride you'll never forget as Adam and the gang rant about chicken "s" tickets.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
Adam and the gang play a spirited round of Gay Walking, with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op who goes out on the street and asks manly questions of flamboyant men. Super!
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Perez Hilton
Adam and the gang talk to the reigning Queen of Hollywood gossip, Perez Hilton as he dishes the celebrity dirt about Rosanne, Whoopi and Brittany Spears.
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Angel Adam / Devil Danny
Weary listeners receive a dichotomy of advice form those pillars of wisdom perched on the shoulders of everyone in radio land, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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NFL Legend, Jerry Rice
One of the greatest football players of all time, Jerry Rice talks to Adam and the gang about the secret to such a fierce longevity, playing impeccable football for 20 years in the NFL and also discusses his new video game, "All-Pro Football 2K8."
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Same Name Game
Adam and the gang share and compare a dichotomy of famous people who share the same name with a group of very insightful listeners.
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Why is All My Stuff Still Here?
Inspired by Danny leaving his car window down, Adam reflects to a time where if you left your window down, your car stereo would be gone by the time you get back from using the ATM. But for some reason, people aren't stealing stuff like they used to.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
Probably the nicest guy ever incarcerated, Prisoner David talks to Adam and the gang about life in the big house and puts his inmate buddy Dungeon Dan on the line to delve into the bright side of prison life.
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Spinal Tap's Harry Shearer
The great actor/comedian from "This is Spinal Tap" and all the great Christopher Guest movies(A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, etc) Harry Shearer sticks around the studio and discusses his new CD, "Songs Pointed and Pointless," whichwill
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The Great Harry Shearer from The Simpsons
From some of the greatest roles in American TV and cinema, the Simpsons' Harry Shearer drops by the Carolla studio and talks about his various roles (Mr. Burns, Reverend Lovejoy, etc) in The Simpsons Movie with Adam and the gang.
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Designated Ranter
Adam gets cued from a barrage of disturbed listeners who give the Ace Man fuel to finish their thoughts from their very personal rants.
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Rant of the Commoner
Adam allows the listeners to call in and expound on the issues that really make them mad as the Ace Man hands the ranting over to the people. Hale to the king.
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The Baby Diary
Adam talks about the diary his wife keeps for his kids on the constant chance that they do something cute, which is all the time, and feels as though she needs to document these events for posterity.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Danny's Back!
Adam talks to a couple of callers who once attended Mr. Mallon's plastic shop class, with similar feelings as the Ace Man. Plus, Danny strolls back into the studio after going off to Nicole Richie's house.
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This Week in Rage
Adam makes a determination about the most annoying issue he's ranted upon this week: Shop Teacher Mr. Mallon, Turning left on Yellow lights, news stories regarding coffee, boxers or briefs and gambling rules.
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Radio Rant for the Ages
Teresa recaps the OJ Simpson interview. Then Adam gives a brilliant rant on the state of radio.
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Danny at Nicole Richie's House
Danny rolled up to the Nicole Richie estate with his posse of paparazzi. To our surprise, she opened the door and gave Danny an opportunity to actually present her with a gift for her unborn baby. Good times!
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Goodbye to T's V
After she announces that she's planning on moving in with her new man, Teresa discusses the various concerns she has regarding the her union, as 49% of the listening audience becomes dejected and sad that their favorite co-host is off the market.
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Teresa's Love Life
Teresa drops a bomb and announces that she's going to be moving in with her new man.
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Crank Yankers Preview and the BS News
Adam previews another hilarious clip from Crank Yankers, which airs Fridays on MTV2. Plus, the Ace Man goes off on BS news segments that don’t have anything to do with the actual news.
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The Advice Dispensary
Adam gives some very weary listeners some sound advice about the dilemmas which are afflicting their lives and can't handle themselves.
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Simply the Best: Teresa Strasser
When compared to the other female co-hosts on popular talk radio, there's simply no comparison when it comes to the wit, beauty and talent of Teresa Strasser, as Adam gives his esteemed colleague all the praise she deserves, with some accompaniment fromlo
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Wrap Up
Adam, very carefully, wraps up today's show.
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Will Angie Eat It?
Puzzled by Producer Angie's particular preference in produce and many other culinary favorites, Ace tries to determine what she will actually bring herself to eat, being as she has the diet of a 5 year old.
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More with Mr. Deetz
The photographer who was there when Brittany Spears' bodyguard harassed the paparazzi, Andy Deetz sticks around the studio and talks the ins and outs of being a celebrity hunter.
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Confessions from a Video Vixen
Teresa recaps the story of the ass-shaking video girl who wrote a book about her experiences with having sex with Rap superstars while on the set of various video shoots.
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The OJ Interview
Adam and the gang delve into and discuss OJ Simpson’s most recent interview and how he has a predilection for listening to Howard Stern.
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Her Cycle and Vicodin
Adam and the gang talk to female callers about using their period to get out of work and them talks to a guy who claims to ingest over 100 Vicodin a day and still operates heavy machinery.
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The Headache Excuse
Adam talks about the various excuses women will make to get out of living up to their responsibilities, such as complaining about being on their period to alleviate themselves from work.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Interviewing OJ
Teresa shares and dissects OJ Simpson's interview from yesterday, where the call screener kept of allowing infuriated anti-OJ calls through the line.
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Constantine Performs Live
The American Idol star sticks around the studio and serenades Teresa and the gang with a medley from his brand new debut album, Constantine, which drops in stores next Tuesday, August 7.
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American Idol's Constantine
One of the mega-stars of American Idol, Constantine stops by the studio and discusses his new album which is released on his own record label, 6th Place Records.
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Stickers on Fruit
Adam just can't stand having to peel off those stickers that the manufacturers place on produce and rants his ass off about the issue.
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Rant of Ray and Assistant Jay
As a residual reaction of reminiscing with his good buddy Ray, Adam sticks to the topic at hand and talks to an old Jr. High buddy who claims that Ray saved him from getting his ass kicked as a kid. Plus Adam recalls the time Ray gave his assistant Jay a
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Ray-enactments
Adam takes a stroll down memory lane with his primate-like buddy Ray, as they delve into all the fun and debauchery they engaged in while attending Jr. High School together.
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Screening with the Deaf Frat Guy
The Carolla Show is still on the hunt for the new phone screener, so they give Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy a shot as they secretly record the session and now replay it for you listening pleasure.
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Danny, Stern About Undergarments
Danny made an appearance on the Howard Stern Show this morning, which entailed having a camera crew show up at his house around 3:00am and of course, The Duce takes the opportunity to attempt to get naked for the King of All Media, which spawns a discussi
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Huell Howser's Audio Gold
Adam and the gang further review the latest outing from everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser as he goes out on another outing in "California's Gold."
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Audio Gold with Huell Howser
Adam reviews his favorite Californian's latest outing throughout the Golden State, as Huell Howser goes off the pig-ear farm and shares his experiences in "California's Gold."
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Deaf Frat Guy
The leading member of Delta Fu Fraternity, Maverick the Deaf Frat Guy drops by the show and attempts to take over as the Carolla Show phone screener.
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Nerd Walking with Cioffi
The Carolla Show's resident pocket protecting dweeb, Mike Cioffi goes out on the town and asks nerdy questions of semi-burly men in a parody of Leno's, Jay Walking.
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Reenactments
The Ace Man and Bald Bryan reenact a terrible tale of necrophilia. Good times.
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Wedding Woes
Adam and the gang discuss the weddings they've been to or have in involved with, where the whole reception went awry and then take calls from listeners regarding their weary wedding tales.
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Odds That Your a Douche...
Are pretty high if your a driver in Los Angeles, as Adam excuses himself for cutting off a fellow bandit driver, due to the fact that most people in LA drive like pussies and don't usually take control of the road like the Ace Man.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David with Brother Daniel
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David gives Adam and the gang an insight o life in the big house and introduces the gang to his uplifting prison buddy, Brother Dan, who is a prison pastor with an insight on looking at the sunny side of
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Your Music Monday - Work Out Songs
Cued by Adam and the gang's most liked and disliked songto work out to, listeners call give the Ace Man a call and chime in with their best and worst motivational work out songs.
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Home Improvement with Birchum
Adam gives listeners some sound home improvment advice as everyone's favorite down-trotten construction worker, Mr. Birchum, as the show tests Asian Screener Steve on his perspective position.
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Steve the Asian Screener
The Carolla Show is still looking for a phone screener, so Adam and the gang interview Asian Steve, who feels he's the right man for the job.
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More Terrible Tales of Sleepless Nights
How can we talk about sleepless nights without delving into psychedelic experiences, as Adam talks about his relationship with mushrooms and takes call from the audience concerning their terrible tales of sleeplessness.
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Worst Night Ever
Inspired by Adam's sleepless night, the gang takes calls from weary listeners who share stories about their worst night ever being alive.
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Who's To Blame?
The Ace Man got no sleep last night due to his daughters turbulent sleeping habit, so Adam and Danny discuss the various ways they can pass off any form of blame over to their respective partners, based on the mountains of money they make compared to thew
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Screener Tease
Adam opens up the phone lines and les people call in to audition for the phone screener position.
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Maria Menounos
The lovely and talented Maria Menounos drops by the Carolla studio and chats it up with the gang.
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Joel McHale Gives "Rock of Love" Insight
Joel McHale, host of E! TV's "The Soup," sticks around the studio and delves into the finer points of VH1's new reality love show, "Rock of Love" with Poison front man Brett Michaels.
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Garry Marshall and Further Fun with Joel McHale
A legend in television, Garry Marshall discusses his vast history in show business, plus the host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around the studio and further dissects the best and worst reality TV clips of the week and Adam and the gang.
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Host of E!'s "The Soup," Joel McHale
The coolest guy in show business, Joel McHale of E! TV's "The Soup" drops by and reveals the best, well, actually the worst reality TV clips of the week to Adam and the gang.
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Motorin' FM
The Adam Carolla Show has flipped formats this segment and is committed to only play a portion of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger, as Adam parodies the worst form of radio on the air waves.
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Nicaraguan Name That Tune
Listeners call the show in an attempt to determine what Lynyrd Skynyrd song Ozzie is butchering in a little game we call Nicaraguan Name That Tune.
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The Scarborough Contender
Adam discusses his appearance on Scarborough Country last night and further delves into another appearance he's making in the future on the boxing reality show, "The Contender."
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Wrap Up
Ace and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Danny's Apology
In an attempt to be a good friend while defending Teresa, Danny apparently threatened one of the listeners who was talking ill of his female counterpart, leading to the police showing up at his house and cuing the Duce to apologize to the supposed victim.
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Dr. Joan Teno and the Killer Kitty
Adam and the gang are covering a story where a cat is apparently the cause of death for many people at this certain hospitol. so they get on the line and talk to Dr. Joan Teno to get to the bottom of this ordeal.
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Another To Catch A Predator Recap
Teresa and the guys further share and compare clips from everyone's fun-filled, favorite insight to pedaphilia, "Dateline: To Catch a Predator," hosted by Chris Hansen.
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To Catch A Predator Recap
Adam and the gang attempt to delve into the mind of sick puppies all over the country who've got it into their heads thats it's a good idea to show up at underage children's houses for sex, then catch program director Jack SIlver in the act.
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Kenny Mayne from ESPN's Sportscenter
The long time anchor of ESPN's SPortscenter and just an all around funny guy, Kenny Mayne talks to the gang about the prospect of Barry Bonds breaking the home run record and gives his insight on sports in general.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Listeners call in with dilemas in search for a dichotomy of advice from those pillars of reason perched on our shoulders, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Pass Those Genes
Inspired by his son Sonny's love for going fast, Adam and the gang talk to callers about the various traits and foibles they have passed to their kids.
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Sonny's Need for Speed
Adam discusses his predeliction for high-adrenaline, full throttle driving, which he apparently has passed on to his boy, Sonny, who just love's being pushed or pulled at full speed ahead.
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Tony the Black Guy at the Harry Potter Release
The Adam Carolla Show's ambassador to the hood, Tony the Black Guy hits the streets and interviews all those nerds who stood in line to buy the new Harry Potter book the night it was released in theaters.
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Adam DeLaPena
The one-time writer of The Man Show and an old constituent of the Ace Man, Adam DeLaPena drops by the studio and discusses his new show on the G4 network, Code Monkeys.
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Ray-enactments
Adam's good buddy Ray talks to the gang about his predilection for urinating on the people he likes. Then Adam and Ray reminisce about their history of debachery.
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Rich Man, Poor Man
Adam and the gang examine and dissect the various similarities shared between the extremely rich and the dirt poor, in a dichotomy of economics we call Rich Man/Poor Man.
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Adam at the Anchor
With all these reports going out on CNN and other news channels regarding the security in American airports, Adam takes the anchor position and talks to callers about the state of safety in the U.S.
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Prove Your Love
Adam and the gang talk to listeners who went to extensive extremes to prove their love.
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The Tattoo ala Amy
Danny discusses the events leading up to and then the subsequent act which led to getting his new girlfirend Amy's name tattooed on himself.
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What the Hell is that Smell?
Ace walked into the studio this morning to a plume of manly deodorant which Danny was bathing in and provides a rant on people who wear too much perfume and all other odor covering solutions.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Ron the Veteran
Adam talks to war veteran Ron about his trial and tribulations he experienced while going off to fight the war in Iraq.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Adam takes calls from listeners trying to stump the Ace Man on issues they feel their favorite radio host just shouldn't be able to complain about.
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Janice Dickinson
Adam and the gang talk to the self-proclaimed world's first supermodel Janice Dickinson about her upcoming open model casting call this weekend and then dishes the celebrity dirt with Lynn and Alex.
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Lynn and Alex's Celebrity Dish
America's favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex drop by the studio and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang and review the good time they had working the red carpet at the Playboy Mansion.
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Who Hates Who?
Adam and the gang further take calls from the audience regarding who they think is the most entertaining for the show.
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From Lindsay to Danny
Teresa talks about Lindsay Lohan's run in with the law last night, then for some reason, listeners call in a give their opinion on who's better for the Carolla Show; Adam, Danny or Teresa.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Shirley Phelps
Adam and the gang talk to America's favorite gay hating, fun-loving song singing racist mother, Shirley Phelps, who chimes in on the moral discrepancy of Adam Sandler's new movie, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry."
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Music Monday, Part 3
The gang finally gets to their best and worst songs performed by girl bands and turns to the audience to see what their choices are for the best and worst songs performed by girl bands.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adm and the gang further share and compare the best and worst songs performed by girl bands.
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Teddy the Phone Screener
Adam and the gang introduce the Carolla Show's prospected new phone screener Teddy, who's odd aesthetic and enigmatic nature has been creeping the Carolla gang out for the past 7 months.
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Teresa's Love Life
Teresa talks about how she was making out with her new man at his parent's house and felt as if she was in grade school all over again when she kept hearing noises and got nervous that her parents might walk in.
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Your Gay Stories
Adam takes gay calls from heterosexual listeners regarding the times they engaged in homosexual relations with other men.
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People in Los Angeles Can't Drive
With the streets wet with an odd summer morning rain, Adam talks about how people in Los Angeles, no matter how much they do it over the coarse of their lives, just can't drive.
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Goodbye
Adam and the gang say goodbye to Kyle the Phone Screener.
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Name That Tune
Ozzy plays "Name That Tune" with callers for fun and prizes.
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More Joel McHale
Joel has a couple more clips to share, but Adam has a question: Does Walker Texas Ranger actually exist?
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E! TV's "The Soup" Host, Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale rolls through the studio and shares the best reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang. Plus, Bald Bryan drops a clip that makes Teresa blush in front of Mr. McHale.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Rocking that sporty "Cougars Xing" t-shirt, Deaf Frat Guy drops by the studio and talks about the hot older woman migration to the beach, now that it's summertime.
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Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler calls in the show and talks to Adam and the gang about his new movie, "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,' plus proves why he's still the coolest and most down to earth guy in show business.
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Taylor Hicks
One of the previous victors from American Idol, Taylor Hicks talks to Adam and the gang about his ascension to super stardum.
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Too Many in the Mansion
Adam and Danny talk about the amount of people you will find in your home when your wealthy and have a thousand people on your pay roll, as Danny calls in the show from Atlanta.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Bonaduce's Bagels at the Beckhams
Danny finally makes to the Beckhams estate and gives the Bonaduce bagels to one of the security guards, plus Adam takes calls from listeners who have opinions about Natalie's prospected tattoo.
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Stalker Natalie's Tattoo with Norm MacDonald
The woman who wanted a tattoo of Adam Carolla on her stomach, Natalie drops by the studio and reveals to Teresa and Norm MacDonald that she's really not all that mentally equipped to make the decision to get the tattoo on her own.
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More Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald sticks around the studio and helps Adam and Teresa interview Fiona, the new potential phone screener from Australia.
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Norm MacDonald
Humor follows this guy everywhere as Norm MacDonald talks to Adam and the gang about last night's episode of "Dateline: To Catch A Predator" and attempts to delve into the mind of messed up pedophiles.
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John Lequizamo - The Kill Point
The actor/comedian with range to play everything from troubled cops to old yentas, John Lequizamo talks to Adam and the gang about his new show "The Kill Point," which will air on Spike TV.
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Emmy Nominations
Adam and the gang review this morning's Emmy nomination announcements and determine that HBO has mostly cornered the trophy collecting market this year, considering that the Sopranos will receive the bow-out gracefully votes for ending the show.
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Seat Belts in School Buses
Adam has had it up to his bushy-brow with feeling like he has to put on his seatbelt because school buses haven't jumped on the mandatory seat belt bandwagon. Plus, turn that damn seat belt ringer off in my car!!!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Rant of the Terrorists
Adam rants and raves about the inconveniences the rest of the people in America have to deal with, due to the heightened airport security since the attack of 9/11.
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More with Patton Oswalt
The world renown comedian and star of the new animated hit "Ratatouille," Patton Oswalt talks to Adam and the gang about his new book "Werewolves and Lollipops."
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Patton Oswalt from "Ratatouille"
The star from the new hit animated feature "Ratatouille," Patton Oswalt drops by the studio and cuts it up with Adam and the gang.
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Head - Korn's Former Guitar Player
The former lead guitarist from the mega-group Korn, Brian 'Head' Welch talks to Adam and the gang about his spiritual rebirth and his success with kicking drugs and alcohol. Check out his book; Save Me from Myself: How I Found God, Quit Korn, Kicked Drugs
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Will Angie Eat It?
Adam and the gang exercise a new game where they try to determine what the junk food gobbling Producer Angie will eat, due to her extremely particular preference in food.
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Fun with Huell Howser
Adam and the gang explore the world of Huell Howser, everyone's favorite Golden State ex-marine from "California's Gold."
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Stalker Talk
Inspired by Chris Hansen's upcoming appearance on the Carolla Show, Adm and the gang attempt to delve into the mind of a stalker.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Win Phone Screener Kyle's Job
Phone Screener Kyle is moving on to go work on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and Adam is filling the position. Give us a call at (866) 901-ADAM and tell The Ace Man why your qualified for the position.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
Adam, Danny and Teresa play a spirited round of everyone's favorite Jay Leno Show spoof Gay Walking, where Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op goes out on the town and asks straight question of gay men.
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Actor Kevin James
Actor Kevin James, star of "The King of Queens" talks to Adam and the gang about his new movie with Adam Sandler, "I Now Pronounce You Chunk and Larry."
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More Cat Fights
Adam and the gang talk to callers about their worst and most brutal girl fight stories.
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Cat Scratch Fever
Inspired by Danny destroying the emotional status of the women in his life, Adam talks to callers about the cat fights they've seen or been involved in.
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Please Danny, Don't Hurt'em
Danny talks about how he's making all the women in his life cry, from daughter Isabella, all the way to the top of the chain to Gretchen.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Running of the Bull Brothers
Adam and the gang discuss an incident in Madrid, Spain where a couple of brothers who attended the running of the bulls, were gored by the same bull at the same time. See the picture at www.adam.freefm.com
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More Robert Wuhl
The star of Arliss, Robert Wuhl sticks around the studio and talks about his new show "Assume the Position 201 with Mr. Wuhl."
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Actor/Comedian Robert Wuhl
The actor from such classics Batman, Bull Durham and Arliss, Robert Wuhl talks to Adam and the gang about his new project, "Assume the Position 201 with Mr. Wuhl."
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Your Mama - Meeting the Parents
Adam and the gang talk to callers regarding the times they met their significant other's parents, and the horror stories their new associated family put them through.
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Mother of Mayhem
As romantic as Danny is; flying up to Sacramento to escort his girlfriend Amy on her returning flight back home, the gesture almost meant nothing when he met Amy's mother who turned out to be scarier than Clint Eastwood.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan sticks around the studio and laughs it up with Adam, the gang and his good buddy WOP.
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Tracy Morgan
Wow! Talk about high energy. Actor/comedian Tracy Morgan drops by the studio with his buddy WOP and discusses his ankle bracelet. Good times!
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Superstar - Joel McHale
Just the coolest guy in the business, the host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale sticks around and shoots the ess with Adam and the gang.
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Adam's Health Care Plan
Inspired by Michael Moore's scheduled appearance on the Carolla Show, Adam rants about the state of health care in America.
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Rant of the Meter Maid
Adam has had enough of these chicken-ess meter maids all over Los Angeles issuing chicken-ess tickets and has decided that we the people should take a stand against the man.
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Home Improvement
Adam gives a hand full of lucky listeners some invaluable home improvement advice for their personal projects.
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Ready For My Close-Up Mr. DeMille
Adam's been trying to get in shape and eat right for his upcoming photo shoot for Los Angeles Magazine and dissects what people put themselves through to lose a little weight.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Billy West: The Voice Master
The master of the voice over and father of such great characters as Philip J. Fry, Ren and Stimpy and Dr. Zoidberg, Billy West drops by the studio to entertain the nation.
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Comedian Larry Miller
Comedian Larry Miller drops by the Carolla studio and discusses terrorist virgins with Adam and the gang.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Listeners call in to the show and receive a dichotomy of advice from those little voices of reason perched on our shoulders, Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Hair Raising Radio
Sound Guy, Bald Bryan talks to the gang about losing his hair at an early age and Adam dissects the difference between hairstyles when he was growing up in the 70's, versus the punk looks of the 80's which freaked him out.
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Wrap Up
Adam and David Alan Grier wrap up today's show.
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David Alan Grier
Adam's best black friend David Alan Grier stops by the studio and talks about his creepy encounter with Teresa the one time they went out on a date.
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Ken Burns and Hiroshima
Documentary filmmaker Ken Burns, director of the new PBS series "The War," hangs out with Adam and the gang and delves into the intricacies of the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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WWII Atrocities with Ken Burns
Director of the new PBS series "The War," Ken Burns sticks around and discusses the various outrages of WWII with Adam and the gang.
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Documentary Filmmaker, Ken Burns
Adam talks to director of the new PBS documentry film "The War," Ken Burns and gets an insight to the history of was regarding the United States.
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Taming Your Fat Ass
Adam and the gang are inspired by Peter King's recent weight loss and discuss the various ways regular people can get off their asses and lose their own hefty loads.
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Let's Get To Work!
Adam's all excited to get this day rolling because Documentary Film Maker Ken Burns is coming in studio to discuss his new film "The War," and Adam just can't wait.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More with Kevin Pereira
G4 TV's Attack of the Show host Kevin Pereira sticks around and entices Adam and the gang with his wealth of technology knowledge.
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Kevin Pereira of G4 TV
The host of G4 TV's Attack of the Show Kevin Pereira talks to Adam and the gang about the great advantages of owning an iPhone.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Adam gives callers a change to stump the Ace Man's whimsical rant on various pet peeves by providing topics Adam just shouldn't be able to complain about.
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Falling Off the Wagon
Danny further discusses his threat to start drinking while on a trip to Maui with girlfriend Amy, which spawns a discussion with Adam and callers about the struggle to not pick up the bottle.
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Danny's Summer Vacation Recap
Danny goes further into depth about his turbulent holiday vacation to Maui with his girlfriend Amy, who took a stand to the Duce when he threatened to jump off the wagon.
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Scanners and Jammers with Richard Rawlings
The man who holds the fastest time to drive from one coast to the other, Richard Rawlings talks to Adam and the gang about the technology it took to fend off the highway patrol, while hauling ass across the country.
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Bed Wetters
Adam and Teresa recall the times they were staying at their boyfriend/girlfriend's place overnight and accidentally wet their partner's bed.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Music Monday, Part 3
Adam and the gang further review and discuss the best and worst songs you can get stuck in your head.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam, Danny and Teresa further review the terrible songs they just can't stand to get stuck in their heads.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam, Danny and Teresa review the best and worst songs people get stuck in their heads.
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Nerd Walking with Sound Guy Bryan
Sound guy, Bald Bryan varies the usual Carolla themed Gay Walking and turns it into a test of nerdy questions proposed to regular Joes.
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Terrible Travel Tales
Inspired by Danny downward spiraling trip with Amy, Adam talks to callers about the nightmare vacations they took with family and friends.
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Danny's Maui Disaster
On his trip to Maui with his girlfriend Amy, Danny was slipped a shot of Rum and figured that it couldn't get much worst so threatened to start drinking when he got to the beach, which led to his first real fight with Amy.
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On My Summer Vacation...
Teresa fell deeper within the bowels of love with her new man, Adam finally bonded with his kids after a year of them being alive and Danny teases us with his Maui holiday disaster.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Crank Yankers Preview
Adam previews some hilarity and plays a bunch of Crank Yankers clips for the kiddies.
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Reality Review
The gang talks about all their favorite reality shows and Adam reveals that he has a man-crush on Blow-Out star Jonathan Antin.
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Paula Abdul Review
Teresa watched Paula Abdul's new show last night, where the pop star prepared for the Grammy Awards and let her dogs almost eat an expensive diamond ring. Sounds fun...
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Comedian Robert Schimmel
Comedy great Robert Schimmel drops by the studio and talks to Adam and the gang about his current health condition and his upcoming comedy shows.
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Mac and Die Hard's Justin Long
The mac guy and actor in the new Die Hard movie, Justin Long talks to Adam and the gang about his romp through the Hollywood scene and his upcoming projects.
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Poor and Penny Pinching
Teresa recalls the times as a child when her family would exclusively shop at the Salvation Army for all their household necessities and shopping needs, because they were poor and pinching pennies.
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Live Free or Die Hard Review
Adam recently saw the new Die Hard installment and gives his opinions on the film. Plus, the gang speculates the whereabouts of actor Justin Long, who plays an integral role in the movie and is also the Mac guy.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
Adam and the gang talk to the show's resident incarcerated about life in the big house in an attempt to understand what Paris might have gone through in jail.
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Vince Neil
Vince Neil of Montley Crue stops by to talk to Adam and the gang about his line of Tequila and his upcoming rock ship tour, Montley Cruise.
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Hot Dog Champ, Joey Chestnut
The world record holder of the most hot dogs eaten in competition, Joey Chestnut talks to Adam and the gang about taking out prior champion Kobayashi and the upcoming hot dog bout.
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Paris. Plus Holly From The Meth Clinic
As Adam and Teresa wait for an update from Danny, they speak with caller Holly, who was committed to a Methadone clinic and talks about the crazy lesbian meth addicts she encountered during her time in the big house.
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Paris' Gardener Exclusive
Danny finally makes it to the Paris Hilton estate, where there's nothing going on. So he conducts a compelling interview with a couple of the heiress' gardeners.
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Danny's on the Road
Adam and Teresa talk to Danny, who's currently on his way, via Harley Davidson to the Paris Hilton house to assess the media frenzy.
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Danny's Off to Paris
With the whole media swarming around the Paris Hilton story, Jimmy Kimmel chimes in and suggests that Danny goes to Paris' house to get an up close and personal take on the situation. So Danny goes off on his bike to the Hilton estate.
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Paris on Larry King
Adam and the gang review the first Paris Hilton interview since being released from jail, on Larry King last night.
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Sex with Strangers
Adam talks about the pros and cons of having sex with strangers and then the gang delves in to the Paris Hilton story.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Huell Howser
Adam and the gang go back to the vault and play some serious Huell Howser audio nuggets and speculate if the coolest Californian will ever make an appearance on the show.
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Fun with Huell Howser
Adam plays audio clips of everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser from "California's Gold."
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Listeners get treated to a dichotomy of advice from those little voices of reason perched on our shoulders; it's Angel Adam and Devil Danny.
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Comedian Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis, one of the greatest mensches of all time, talks to Adam and the gang about being sober for over 13 years and discusses his upcoming season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
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Conspiracy Theories
Fueled by Adam conversation about JFK, the gang takes your calls regarding the conspiracy theories you think are most overdrawn and haven't even been delved into. Of coarse, 9/11 is the topic of choice.
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Manson Prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi
The guy who brought us Charles Manson in the form of the world famous book "Helter Skelter" talks to Adam and the gang about conspiracy theories and discusses him new book “Reclaiming History,” which is about JFK.
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I Blame Florida
Adam is convinced that any crime could be directly connected in some way to Florida, and what do you know, the wrestler who killed his family and then committed suicide, Chris Benoit was found with prescriptions drugs derived from Florida.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Lynn and Alex
The Amazing Race's greatest gay couple stick around and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Character Developement
What were the terrible work-force experiences which actually turned in to be a better opportunity than what you were doing when everything went awry?
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More Deal Breakers
Adam and the gang talks to you about the things that your significant other might have done to make you think twice about the current relationship.
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Danny's Deal Breaker
Danny has mostly fallen in love with his currently rebound girlfriend, but she said something the other day which gave the Duce second thoughts about pursuing this relationship further. Don't mess with a man and his music.
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More Rich Man, Poor Man
Adam and the gang further detail the similarities between the very rich and the very poor, with no exceptions in between.
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Rich Man, Poor Man
Adam talks to callers about the similarities shared between the extremely wealthy and the dirt poor. Multiple cars, sending money out of the country and slackers are detailed.
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Here's a Pie... Eat It!
The Ace Man's on a diet to get himself back into the same shape he was in before he left for Europe for Los Angeles Magazine, but everyone keeps trying to feed him his favorite sweets. Plus, Adam rants about the loyalty his kids have to the maid.
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Music Monday, Part 3
Adam, Danny and Teresa delve into and dissect the best and worst patriotic songs.
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Music Monday - Part 2
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst patriotic songs in their respective audio libraries.
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Ozzie and Ray's Movie Review
Adam's oldest and dearest buddies Ozzie and Ray drop by and give their professional critique of "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer."
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Adam's European Vacation
Adam talks about all the fun he had while he was vacationing in Europe this past week with fast cars and good friends.
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Ice Road Trucker, TJ Tilcox
He's new to the ice roads, but that doesn't stop this bad-ass from making the long-haul across a frozen body of water in an 18-wheeler, as TJ Tilcox talks to Adam and the gang.
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A Turn in Teresa's Love Life
What a difference a break makes, as Teresa reveals that she might be falling in love, after her week break romp with her new man.
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Back From the Break
Adam relates how much he missed his kids while he was in Europe (plus gives his wife Lynette an honorable mention), Danny talks about his throat surgery and Teresa teases us with a tidbit from her love life.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Elite XC Fighter, Frank Shamrock
Bad Ass, Frank Shamrock talks to Adam and the gang about his brother, Ken Shamrock who is also an kick ass fighter and hypes up his upcoming fight with Phil Baroni.
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Danny At Life Springs
Danny talks about the time he visited the post hippy behavior modification resort Life Springs and the events which ensued.
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More with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio to chop it up with Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale from E! TV's The Soup
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" and one of the greatest guys around, Joel McHale makes a visit to the Carolla studio to discuss the best and worst TV clips of the week.
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Get That GIrl In Here! NOW!!!
Just as Teresa is about to tackle the news, Adam spots one of the smoking hot girls from Deal or No Deal walk by the studio window and demands to get her in to talk to her right away.
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The Brian McKnight Encounter
Teresa was explaining to Gene Simmons the turbulence in her love life and then found herself being set up with singing superstar Brian McKnight, who was dragged in the studio from the WAVE station by the KISS mega-star.
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NBA Phenom Adam Morrison
Adam and the gang talks to NBA rising star Adam Morrison about his days playing at Gonzaga, where he was famous for crying after losing the big game and discusses the issue of living with diabetes.
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13 Super Stars... Did Anyone Read the Script?
Adam still can't get over how terribly bad Ocean's 13 was, and wonders if anyone even reads these scripts and even more importantly, do all those superstars like Clooney and Brad Pitt hire people who lie to them?
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More Family Jewels
Long time couple Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed stick around and talks to Adam and the gang about the first time they met, Shannon’s hot sister Tracey Tweed and delve into the vast array of women that the KISS front man has ran-through in his day.
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Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed
The larger than life front man of KISS, Gene Simmons drops by with long time life partner and B-Movie superstar Shannon Tweed, along with a dozen camera people and chat with Adam and the gang about their reality show, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels.”
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The Voice Master, Billy West
The master of the voice over, billy West sticks around to runs through a plethora of different characters with Adam and the gang.
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Billy West as Tony Soprano
The man of a million voices, Billy West drops by the studio and brings Tony Soprano with him, who tries to seduce Teresa over the air.
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More Government Blunders
Adam and the gang further talk about the intellectual ineptitude of people working in government service industries and contend that if they were to attempt to search out work in the private sector, we’d have a whole bunch more people on unemployment.
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911 is a Joke
Yes, Flava Flav said it best, as Adam and the gang delve into the story of a woman who called 911 from the hospital, because she was vomiting blood and wasn’t given any medical care.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
Adam swings it over to Bill the Board Operator who goes out to the Spice Adult Film Awards and asks gay questions of straight men. Included are Artie Lang, Wrestler Goldberg, Joanna Krupa (ex-Juggie) and Tracey Morgan.
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Blow-Hard Flicks
Keeping in rhythm with Ocean's 13, Adam reflects on movies he's seen that just really suck and takes your calls regarding your most hated movies including, Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather, Twister and Armageddon.
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At the Movies
Adam went to go see "Knocked Up" yesterday, but got the times confused and ended up watching "Ocean's 13," which in the Ace Man's opinion, was a two hour leading man cluster-"f".
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Jessica Alba Rant
Adam believes that Jessica Alba is stupid and can’t understand why people with such a low quotient of understanding can command such a demand in television, movies and print. Ever here of Paris Hilton?
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More with Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross sticks around to chat it up with Adam and the gang. They then take calls from listeners who have their own impersonation they want to share with Jeff Ross.
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Comedian Jeff Ross
Master of the comic roast, Jeff Ross stops by the Carolla studio and talks to Adam and the gang about “The Next Best Thing: Who Is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?”
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Birchum's Home Improvement
Adam gives listeners a treat by breaking out Mr. Birchum and then helps callers through some tough home improvement dilemmas.
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The Olly Girls of Sunset Tan
The smoking hot girls from Sunset Tan, the new reality show on E!, Holly and Molly, “the Olly Girls,” talks to Adam and the gang about the glamorous life of spraying celebrities in Hollywood, then share and compare tattoos with Danny.
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Polygamist Love Game
Fueled by his wife’s love of the hit HBO show Big Love, Adam talks to callers about their polyamorous lifestyles and the scandal which comes from getting it on with more than one person at a time.
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Name that Nicaraguan Tune
Adam and the gang play everyone’s favorite guessing game, Name That Nicaraguan Tune, where callers attempt to guess what classic Police song Ozzie vocally butchers.
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Cookie Cutter Society
Adam reflects to a time when women were individualistic and possessed a certain personal style and compares that type of lifestyle of wanting to be unique to the cookie cutter women walking around these days who all look the same.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Crazy Hat
Adam talks about his brother in law who wear a weird type of hat which is an indication to everyone who notices of how crazy this guy really is.
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Comedian Ant
The comedian and host of the greatest reality show, Celebrity Fit Club talks to Adam and the gang about the life of a gay celebrity and attempts to help Teresa with her turbulent love life.
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Reversal of Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
The Carolla Show's resident gay, Bill, goes gay walking at the Spice Channel's Gay Choice Awards and reverses the game by asking gay questions of straight celebrities which include Artie Lang, Will Forte, Goldberg and Tracey Morgan.
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More with Dana Gould
Dana Gould sticks around the studio and discusses his upcoming comedy shows at the Steve Allen Theater and genereally cracks up the entire Carolla staff.
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Comedian Dana Gould
The comedian's comedian, Dana Gould, who was once a writer on The Simpsons, talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming stand up shows and generally cracks the crew's funny bones.
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Reactions from the Bonaduce Fight
Danny rounds up his assessment of the fight against famed attorney Robert Shapiro and answers a call from one of the women at the bout, Valentina, who breaks down the breakdown of Bonaduce.
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Bonaduce vs. Shapiro
Danny further discusses his fight with Robert Shapiro, who broke the Duce's nose after taking the fight seriously in the second round.
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Where's the Duce?
Danny wasn't in studio to discuss his fight with Robert Shapiro to start the hour, so Adam reflects to a time when he would ride his bike to the Sherman Oaks Fashion Center to get free cookies from his buddy who worked at "Snacks, Fifth Avenue."
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Author, Dan Clark
The author of "Chicken Soup for the Soul," Dan Clark drops by the studio and talks about his uplifting revolution provided by his self help books.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam, Danny and Teresa further share and compare the best and worst songs to play at a funeral.
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Tony Soprano Talks to the Gang
He's here, from the Sopranos, Tony Soprano calls in and speculates the future of the Soprano family with Adam and the gang.
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Teresa's Birthday Date
Teresa's Birthday was last Friday, and she went out on a date with the new guy she's been seeing. She explains that this was one of the greatest dates she had ever been on, but doesn't want to get too excited and ahead of herself.
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The Sopranos' Frank Vincent
The Sopranos' Phil Leotardo, actor Frank Vincent calls in and discusses with Adam and the gang the bitter sweat series ending episode of The Sopranos and sadly parts with their most esteemed guest who's off to get his effing shine box.
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Bonaduce vs. Stallone
Danny went to a celebrity kids party over the weekend which was attended by a coupled Brittany Spears and K-Fed, Denzel Washington who was dropped in the dunk tank and Danny Bonaduce sparred with Sylvester Stallone in preparation for his upcoming fight.
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Adam's New Digs
Danny and Teresa give the Ace Man kudos and praise for creating such a beautiful new home in Malibu, just in time for the twins' party this weekend.
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Teresa's Birthday Wrap Up
Before Adam finishes up with the daily recap, the crew sings Happy Birthday to Teresa and presents her with a cake and best wishes for her 29.75th Birthday.
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More with Robert Shapiro
The famed attorney Robert Shapiro sticks around the studio and throws some gloves with Adam and delves further into his charity boxing match against Danny "Boom Boom" Bonaduce.
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Robert Shapiro
The Lawyer who got OJ Simpson off the hook and once a Golden Gloves Boxer, Robert Shapiro drops by to discuss his upcoming boxing match against Danny "Boom Boom" Bonaduce for charity.
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More Joel McHale
Our favorite TV personality Joel McHale from E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio to discuss the weeks best reality clips and gives Teresa some invaluable dating advice.
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TV Talk with Joel McHale
From E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale drops by with the weeks best reality TV clips and then talks to Teresa about her upcoming Birthday date.
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"Knocked Up" Star, Seth Rogen
The star from the new movie "Knocked Up," Seth Rogen calls in the show and talks to Adam and the gang about his new found stardom, plus, all the work being thrown his way now that he's being recognized as big time celebrity.
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Daddy Adam
Adam's wife Lynette calls in and gives clues and examples of the Ace Man's fathering abilities.
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Sopranos Predictions
Due to Frank Vincent giving clues on Monday that "Heads will roll," Adam, Danny and Teresa speculate on who's going to be killed and who's going to be the new reigning head of the Sopranos family in the final episode of everyone's favorite gun-toting soap
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Teresa's Birthday Date
Teresa met a guy a couple of weeks ago at a bar while she was out with friends. This is the guy she's decided to spend her birthday with. Good luck and Happy Birthday T!
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Douching Out The House
Adam's getting his Malibu house ready for his twin's Birthday party and gives an insight into getting your place clean on a narrow time frame.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
Adam talks to inmate David, who’s serving a life sentence in prison, who shares some revealing poetry from his prisoner buddies, designed to swoon Teresa in her moments of woe.
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Maxim's Hot 100
Adam and the gang mull over and give their opinions on Maxim’s Top Hot 100 girls of 2007.
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More With Billy West and Bill Bellamy
Adam and the gang return with the master of all voices Billy West, who serves up a little Cancer Danny and talks to Bill Bellamy about hosting the show Last Comic Standing.
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Hanging with the Bills, West and Bellamy
Billy West, the master of the voice over and Bill Bellamy from Last Comic Standing drop by the studio and discuss the Paris Hilton story with Adam and the gang.
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Daddy's Little Girl, The Paris Saga Continues
In the news once again, Paris Hilton was set free from her 45 day prison sentence and placed on house arrest for the next 40 days. Adam and the gang speculate the sentence this silver spooned princess would serve if she wasn't raised by millionaires.
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Danny vs. Hervé Villechaize
Danny tells the story of the time he was on the set of Fantasy Island and was approached by a mad, drunken Hervé Villechaize, who threatened to shoot Danny in the stomach.
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The Carolla Tattoo
Adam talks to listener Natalie, who reveals that one of her deepest desires is to have The Ace Man sign his name on her hip, then making the signature permanent by having it tattooed.
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Birchum's Home Improvement
Adam reveals that his popular, well loved character Mr. Birchum is am amalgam of all the bad shop teachers he had from Jr. High to High School, then answers your home improvement questions in the famous shop teaching cadence.
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The Rally Gene
Adam talks about the type of person who has the drive to succeed, versus the rest of the schmoes of society who get nowhere with their lives.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Don Rickles
Adam plays the clip of the interview he conducted with Don Rickles while he was at home in his bathrobe. The master of the insult joke gives Adam his secret to such a raunchy longevity.
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Mr. Skin
Mr. Skin, from MrSkin.com talks to Adam and details a variety of hot actresses who have been naked in film.
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More Overrated/Underrated
Adam and the gang further detail all the overrated hacks in the movie, music and television industry who get too much praise and therefore work for the mundane acts the attempt to contribute to society. Included are Jessica Alba and Prince.
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Overrated/Underrated
Adam and the gang detail all the celebrities and famous people who just get too much damn credit for the mundane acts they perform.
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Name That Nicaraguan Tune
Adam and the gang take calls from the audience trying to determine the jumbled song lyrics being belted out by Ozzie's heavy Nicaraguan accent. Plus, Adam tells a story of a woman he used to work for him who was convinced that she couldn't be fired.
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Taming Teresa Strasser
Saddened by the e-mail she was sent on MySpace from her ex-boyfriend's new girl, Adam details all the positive aspects of Teresa's character, then determines that she will ultimately be better off without such a douche, who would allow such caddy behavior
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Teresa's MySpace Message
Teresa was sent a nasty e-mail from her ex-boyfriend's new girl over MySpace, spitefully detailing their new found love and was descriptive and conniving enough to include a picture of this little tramp licking her ex, square across his cheek.
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The Offensive Booby
If it's an FCC regulation to keep perky female breasts off the prime time TV channels, then they shouldn't be able to allow a thousand pound man-boob to hang loose on daytime television, as Adam rants on silly regulations.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Tony the Black Guy
Tony the Black Guy drops by and gives Adam a fresh perspective from the hood as he rolls through South Central with his Paris Hilton audio nuggets and gets the local reaction.
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Lynn and Alex
The Carolla Show's favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex drop by and dish the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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More Deal Breakers
Adam and the gang further examine the the terrible traits people have that will completely turn them off from pursuing a sexual relationship.
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Deal Breakers
Adam and the gang discuss the various oddities people will exhibit which totally turn them off from pursuing the relationship further.
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Ben Folds
The talented musician from the Ben Folds 5 band talks to Adam and the gang about his cruise, the Ben Folds Experience, which is planned to set sail for Jamaica. Tickets go on sale June 13.
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Dodging Danny at "The Hammer" Premier
In an attempt to be a good friend to his co-host Teresa Strasser, Danny construed Teresa's buddy Doug Benson as being her date and advised the comedian, under no circumstances, to toy with Teresa's heart or else The Duce would take violent action.
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The Faux News
News programs which outline the odd and ends of safe travel and tips to cuts corners during the summer driving season, just isn't news, as Adam demands that the stations we rely on for the insight going on in the world, actually broadcast the news!
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"The Hammer" Premiers in Los Angeles
Teresa and Danny give the Ace Man praise for his indelible role as Jerry Ferro in his feature film "The Hammer" and delve into the fine points of the film, which actually made Danny cry, as he brought Gretchen to the premier.
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Wrap Up
The Ace Man wraps up today's show.
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Rubbernecking on the Freeway
Adam just can't stand the type of person who makes a bad situation worse, as people on the freeway will stop to look at car accidents and even worst, the people who were in the accidents need to be shot, who leave their vehicles in the middle of the road
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang further the review and discuss the best and worst summer songs.
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Jack Kevorkian Conversation
With big Jack Kevorkian out of jail on giving interviews to Mike Wallace, the issue of euthanasia surfaces once again in America.
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Author Christopher Hitchens
The author of "God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" talks to Adam and the gang about the state of religion in the U.S.
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Sopranos Update with Frank Vincent
It's winding down and Frank Vincent, who plays Phil Leotardo on The Sopranos talks to Adam and the gang about everyone's favorite gun slinging gangster soap opera.
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Boxing Bonaduce, The Saga Concludes
We learn that taking on "The Duce" isn't a wise idea, as Danny beat the hell out of that smack talking sudo-DJ, Lee Honis in San Diego. All praise "Boom Boom" Bonaduce!
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Recap of the Bonaduce Bachelor Party
Danny and the gang discuss all the debauchery which took place at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party at the Key Club and gives us insight as to what type of woman will be able to win over Danny's heart.
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More Pros Vs Hos
Danny picks a winner for the best lapdancer live at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party
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So, What Have We Learned?
Adam recites all the insight and wisdom accumulated from the show and gives us a happy feeling for the rest of the day.
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Miller Chill Spokesperson
The people from Miller Beer drop by and share their new product, Miller Chill with Adam and the gang.
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Christian Okoye
Adam talks to the NFL bruiser Christian Okoye and attempts to get the man to impregnate his wife to help expedite the Ace Man's offspring heading to a fat NBA contract down the line.
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Ben Lyons' Movie Review
E!s Ben Lyons drops by the Carolla studio and talks about the best and worst movies about to hit theaters.
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Sarah Silverman
Smart, sexy and satisfying, Sarah Silverman talks to Adam and the gang about her upcoming gig, hosting the MTV Movie Awards live this Sunday.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick is upset that our courageous co-host is in the dumps and threatens to put the idiot who threw her heart in the gutter, out to stud.
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Dating Danny... An Update
Danny talks about his impending divorce and the percentage of his estate which he's giving up to his beloved Gretchen, although his soon to be ex was cavorting with his new girlfriend and playing dress up.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
Adam talks to the show's resident incarcerated about living life in the big house.
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Mary Lynn Rajskub's Love Life
Inspired by Danny and Teresa's concurrent woeful relationships, 24's Mary Lynn Rajskub divulges the turbulence of her love life. See her one woman show "Confessions of Purchasing a Poodle Pillow" at the Steve Allen theater.
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24's Mary Lynn Rajskub
The star from 24 and Punch Drunk love reveals that she once had a brief encounter with our previous guest, Harland Williams and then tries to help Teresa with her relationship woes.
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A Tranny for Danny
Adam and Danny shift gears and talk to transsexual Jenn about her motivation for showing up at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party.
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Harland Williams
The comedian from Rocketman and Halfbaked drops by the studio and brings a little levity to this otherwise relationship entrenched broadcast.
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Teresa's Infamous E-Mail
We finally learn the details of the e-mail which wwas sent to Teresa by her ex-boyfriend, which is basically a blow-off letter, after Teresa cut him off three months ago. Adam and the gang try to determine the motivation behind this guy's disinterest.
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Teresa's Love Life
Teresa is dejected today because she was sent a very disturbing e-mail yesterday from her ex-boyfriend, as Adam and the gang try to delve deep into their co-host's love life.
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Author, Stephen Kinzer
The intelligent and charming Stephen Kinzer, author of "Overthrow: America's Century of Regime Change from Hawaii to Iraq," talks to Adam and the gang about the climate of American politics at home and abroad.
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Big Yellow Taxi Theory
"Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?" Where Teresa's heart used to be a loving paradise, now lies a bulldozed, empty parking lot, as she talks about the events leading up to a heartbreaking e-mail from the ex.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Edward Herrmann
The actor from Lost Boys and narrator of about a thousand History Channel specials, Edward Herrmann chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Bob Odenkirk
The more than talented actor/comedian Bob Odenkirk talks to Adam and the gang about his new project, "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!," and the slew of other great projects he's taken part in.
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Ass Full of Sunday Driving
As the gang presses on with the silly things people do that annoy them, Adam rants on the thought of people out on a stroll who are considered to be Sunday drivers. What the hell is going on?
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Had It Up To Here With...
Adam and the gang rant and rave upon the issues they just had an ass-full of at this point in life. What the hell is up with Sunday driving?
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Build-Up to the Bonaduce Bachelor Party
Danny projects the good time he and everyone else is going to have this Thursday, May 31st at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party at the Key Club in West Hollywood.
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Danny 101
Inspired by finding a picture of Tom Leykis' head on his desktop wallpaper, Danny delves into the rules and regulations he's abiding regarding the women he's seeing, while going through a divorce with his wife.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op goes out on the street and asks manly questions of gay men, parodying the Tonight Show's Jay Walking. Adam and the gang try to determine what the gay guy knows.
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More with Terence Winter
The writer of the Sopranos sticks around and talks about the odds and ends of being a writer in the business with Adam and the gang.
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Sopranos Writer, Terence Winter
The writer of the Sopranos, Terence Winter talks to Adam and the gang about the dichotomy of writing a show like Sister, Sister to writing a mega-hit like The Sopranos.
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TV Talk with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's The Soup and one of the nicest guys around, Joel McHale drops by the studio and relates the best reality TV clips of the week.
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More Naughty Neighbors
Adam and the gang further discuss the weirdest neighbors they've encountered, then take your calls on the matter.
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Naughty Neighbors
Adam thinks back to the weirdest and most outrageous scenario he's seen a neighbor engage in and takes your calls regarding the subject.
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You Are 40 Something, Going on 14...
And Adam can't believe the climate of the modern adult male, who wears cargo pants with flip flops and gets jealous that he wasn't served the office sheet cake that Peggy Sue got for her birthday. Go up you pussies!
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Tabloid Talk with Elizabeth Kast
Elizabeth Kast, author of "Tabloid Prodigy: Dishing the Dirt, Getting the Gossip, and Selling My Soul in the Cutthroat World of Hollywood," sticks around the studio and dishes the celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Tabloid Talk with Elizabeth Kast
Elizabeth Kast, author of "Tabloid Prodigy: Dishing the Dirt, Getting the Gossip, and Selling My Soul in the Cutthroat World of Hollywood," further talks with Adam and the gang about certain celebrity scandals.
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Elizabeth Kast
The woman of everything tabloid, Elizabeth Kast, author of "Tabloid Prodigy: Dishing the Dirt, Getting the Gossip, and Selling My Soul in the Cutthroat World of Hollywood," chats with Adam and the gang about some certain celebrity scandals.
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Texting Teresa Strasser
Teresa, Danny and Adam delve back into the issue of Teresa's ex-boyfriend playing the unattached role and simply texting her after 3 months of not communicating.
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Big Pimpin' with Bishop Don Magic Juan
The pimp of the universe and Snoop Dog's wing man, The Bishop Don Magic Juan sticks around the studio and chats with voice over master Billy West and the gang.
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Bishop Don Magic Juan
With green for the money and gold for the honey, Bishop Don Magic Juan stops by the studio and pimps Adam and the gang.
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Billy West, Voice Over Master
Terribly talented and one of the coolest guys around, voice over master Billy West drops by and talks it up with the Carolla gang, Ren, Stimpy and a slew of other famous characters.
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The News and More Over Rated Hacks
The News. Plus, Adam and the gang further discuss the various entertainers who are over rated and get way too much credit for the position they hold.
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Who's Over Rated?
Adam and the gang discuss the famous people who get too much credit and way too much employment in the entertainment industry.
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Danny's Apology
Danny apologizes to his Teresa for grilling his co-host about the status of her relationship with her ex-boyfriend.
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Texting Teresa
After 3 months of not talking to each other, Teresa's ex-boyfriend sent her a text message, which prompts Adam to think back to a time when men would personally talk to the people they wanted to communicate with.
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Thinking Back
Adam, Danny and Teresa go back in time and divulge what they were doing back in the day to get them to where they are now.
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Teresa Reaches Month 3
Today's the day Teresa has planned to finally talk to her ex-boyfriend after 3 months of no contact and Adam and Danny try to coach their co-host with her tumultuous love life.
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Donny Osmond
He's still a little bit rock and roll as Donny Osmond talks to Adam and the gang about finishing his 55th album.
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The News with Shirley Phelps
Teresa attempts to give listeners an insight to the headlines of the day, but who wants news when America's favorite intolerant family of racists call in and want to sing songsof merriment. Thanks Shirley Phelps!
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Silver Spoon Hand Out
The son of a wealthy car dealer, Maxwell tracked Adam down at the Tribeca Film Festival and begged the Ace Man for a job on the show, which he said he'd do for free. He's now on the Adam Carolla Show pleading his case.
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Danny's Party Prospects
Danny and Adam take calls from the audience from people who are dying to get into The Bonaduce Bachelor Party, plus Danny makes some tentative plans for the evening with some very lucky ladies listeners.
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Boxing Bonaduce
Danny discusses the events which lead to him setting up, then hating the man he's going to box on June 1, in San Diego.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Laziness and Rich People
Adam details the type of life people lead when they are dirt poor, compared to the lifestyle others carve for themselves when they have money to spend on whatever whim they want.
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Jorge Garcia of "Lost"
One of the stars from one of America's favorite shows, Jorge Garcia from Lost stops by to chat with Adam and the gang.
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Hyper Vigilance
Adam reveals his heightened sense and awareness of his environment and relates his abilities to great men with the same affliction.
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Bernard Hopkins
Boxing great, Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins talks to Adam and the gang about kicking some serious butt.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam gives callers a sunny perspective on their horrible circumstances as the Ace Man plays the role of Mr. Brightside.
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Known as the toughest sheriff in the country, Joe Arpaio from Arizona is putting an end to all those hoity-toity jail resorts we're used to out here in California.
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Worth the Rate
Adam talks about the lack of service provided these days by people working in service industries and delves into the psyche of people who travel and wait for certain products and services, just to save a buck.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam and the gang mull over and review their favorite songs which reflect life lessons.
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More Gallagher
The watermelon smashing comedian sticks around the studio to talk about his various humanitarian projects.
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Gallagher
The famed watermelon smasher drops by the studio and basically gives his version of a broadcast lullaby.
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Sopranos Update with Frank Vincent
Phil Leotardo from the Sopranos, Frank Vincent makes his usual appearance on the show and talks to Adam and the gang about last night's episode of The Sopranos.
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Home Improvement
Adam gives the listening audience advice regarding their home improvement projects.
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Suspending Reality
Adam makes a distinction between people who watch TV/movies and get emotional versus the people who are grounded in reality and won't let swelling music get them aroused.
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Wrap Up
Adam and Orel Hershiser wrap up today's show.
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Orel Hershiser
The Dodger legend drops by the studio and talks baseball with Adam and the gang.
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More Colin Quinn
The actor/comedian sticks around the studio and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Colin Quinn
The actor/comedian chats with Adam and the gang about the various pressures of putting on a good roast.
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Further Insight with Henry Rollins
Not only a talented actor and musician, Henry Rollins makes us all feel like we're not doing enough, as he talks to Adam and the gang about his various philanthropic interests.
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Henry Rollins
The Rocker/Actor/Philanthropist rolls by the studio and talks to Adam and the gang about his various projects he's working on.
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Craig Shoemaker
Comedian Craig Shoemaker drops by the studio and talks to the gang about his days in youth sports and how today's kids are just too pampered.
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All About the Family
Adam explains how he's a good Dad, although he was passed the nihilist gene from his parents and Danny just doesn't care for any of the people involved in giving him the gift of life.
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The Daddy Gene and Yo Momma
Teresa finally got invited to the Carolla house and saw what a good father Adam is, which leads to a discussion about the emotional void Danny has carved for his mother.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Inside Edition's Deborah Norville
Deborah Norville from Inside Edition talks to Adam and the gang about her exclusive with the most famous man on trial of the day, Phil Spector.
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More Justin Guarini
The American Idol star sticks around the studio to discuss the ins and outs of being a reality superstar.
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Justin Guarini
From American Idol fame, Justin Guarini drops by the studio to talk about the trials and tribulations of being an American Idol star and proves to the guys that he's a real man.
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Teresa's Blind Date
Teresa went out on a blind date with Mike August's friend Andy and gives all the details as the guy calls in to talk about it with Adam and the gang.
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Lisa Lampanelli
The raunch comedian Lisa Lampanelli talks to Adam and the gang about her role in the new movie "Delta Farce," and gives the dump guy a run for his money.
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Bonaduce vs DFG
Deaf Frat Guy stops by to talk to Adam about confronting Danny once again about their ongoing feud and then drops the bomb that he has restraining order against our resident red-head.
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Bonaduce Bachelor Party
Danny and Adam screen calls of prospected party girls who want to hook up with Danny at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party.
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Cavalcade of Gay
Sound guy Bryan was offered a spot in the Gay Pride Parade, which fuels a debate about the advantages of being homosexual and famous.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Crank Yankers
Adam and the gang play a little Crank Yankers for your listening pleasure.
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American Idol Recap
Teresa, Danny and Adam review and mull over last nights American Idol competition.
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Walking for Cheese and Crank Yankers
Adam tells the story of how he got his daughter to take her first steps by tempting her with string cheese and plays a clip of Crank Yankers featuring Jimmy Kimmel's son, Kevin.
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Screening for T's "V"
When he's not booking guests for the Adam Carolla Show, Mike August is trying to set up his friends with Teresa, as prospected love interest Andy calls in the show and tries to sway Teresa's interest.
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John Ratzenberger
The man from Cheers and now Made In America, Tuesdays on the Travel channel calls in and talks machinery with Adam and the gang.
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Dodging Traffic Tickets
With Danny sliding out of his speeding ticket this morning, Adam and the gang talk about the various ways people can butter up police officers and get out of tickets.
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Danny's Running Late
So he also ran red lights on the way to work and got pulled over, but for some reason was able to get out of being written a ticket.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Maxim's Top 100 Girls
Adam and Danny review Maxim's top 100 girls of the year and give their insight on the matter.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny Part 2
Listen to those wise little pillars of reason perched on your shoulders, as Angel Adam and Devil Danny give listeners a dichotomy of advice to live by.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Listen to those wise little pillars of reason perched on your shoulders, as Angel Adam and Devil Danny give listeners a dichotomy of advice to live by.
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Chuck Barris
The man behind the television gold of The Gong Show and The Dating Game, Chuck Barris talks about his new book "Bad Grass Never Dies: The Sequel to Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" and refuses to answer the question regarding his history with the CIA.
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Survivor Winner, Earl Cole
The winner of this season of Survivor, Earl Cole talks to Adam and the gang about being a big victorious stud and then having to give up almost half your winnings in taxes.
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Gone Astray?
Adam and the gang further talk to listeners regarding the times they've cheated or been cheated on.
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Your Cheating Stories
Adam, Danny and Teresa talk to callers who wish to share their personal cheating stories.
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Cheating Rationalizations
With Pamela Druckerman giving us every excuse to cheat on our significant others, Adam and the gang delve deep into the issue of cheating and polygamy.
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Pamela Druckerman - Lust In Translation
Relationship specialist and author of "Lust in Translation: The Rules of Infidelity from Tokyo to Tennessee," talks to Adam and the gang about the current state of "affairs" in America and abroad.
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Playboy Pot Party
Adam doesn't abide by the smoke, but doesn't mind if you do as the Ace Man talks about his part in the legalization of marijuana.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Music Monday, Part 1
Adam, Danny and Teresa share and compare their best and worst songs to hear while going to the prom.
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David Koechner
The actor/comedian from the Anchorman, The Naked Trucker and T-Bone Show and some of the most popular movies of the 21st century, David Koechner drops by the studio and focuses on a worthy cause.
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Mother's Day Drama
Adam, Danny and Teresa discuss all the drama that is entailed when dealing with Mother's Day.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Crank Yankers and News
Adam reviews tonight's upcoming episode of Crank Yankers and Teresa finishes up the news.
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Booking for T's "V"
Jimmy Kimmel calls in and suggests that the Carolla Show take a page from their own book and use the template for the outbook August competition and translate that over to Teresa's love life.
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NBA Great, John Salley
The man of a plethora of championships, John Salley drops by the studio and proves that he's not your average jock. This guy actually has a brain!
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Adam's Mother's Day Dilemma
Adam seemed to be free not to do anything for hismother for Mother's Day, but realizes that he and his wife recently had kids and has to scramble to figure out what he'll get his wife.
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Rutger Hauer
The star from Blade Runner talks to Adam and the gang about growing up in the Netherlands and being a part of the Merchant Marines.
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Bad Reviews
Adam, Danny and Teresa share and compare all the bad reviews that have been written about them over the years.
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Bill Engvall
The man froom the Blue Collar Comedy Tour talks to Adamand the gang about his new movie, out today, "Delta Farce."
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Back Up Alarms
With the power out in Danny's neighborhood he almost over slept, so Adam reminds him of the kitchen timer he bought for Danny to regulate his smoke breaks.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David calls in and sheds some light on life in the big house.
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Custom Strip-O-Grams
Adam gives some very lucky lady listeners custom strip-o-grams for their voice mail.
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Danny Bonaduce Vs. Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy rolls through the studio and confronts Danny about slandering his name and talks trash over the air. Please Danny, don't hurt him.
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Survivor Host Jeff Probst
The host of Survivor, Jeff Probst talks to Adam and the gang about the ins and outs of the Survivor series.
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The Squeaky Clean, Wayne Brady
Comedian Wayne Brady sticks around the Carolla studio and proves that he's just a great guy with a lot of depth and not just a squeaky clean comedian.
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Wayne Brady
One of the coolest superstars around, Wayne Brady drops by the Carolla studio and sheds a little light on his "squeaky clean" image.
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Arena Football's LA Avengers
The LA Avengers' Sonny Cumbie and Josh Jeffries drop by the Carolla studio and talks football with Adam and the gang.
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Kyle Vincent Brains Farts on the Air
The man behind FreeParis.org can't answer one simple question, with one simple answer so Adam hung up on him and decided to reflect on the days he played pop-warner football, leading up to the next segment with the LA Avengers.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up the show with Krista Ayne.
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Yes! More with Krista Ayne
The Penthouse Pet sticks around and delves into her past relationship with Jared Leto and further discusses her sex life with Adam and the gang.
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Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne
Arguable one the hottest women to grace the studio, Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne makes an appearance on the Adam Carolla Show.
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E! TV's Ben Lyons
Arguable the coolest and best film critic around, Ben Lyons drops by the studio and talks movies with Adam and the gang.
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More with Dr. Gary Alter
As Adam tries to get to the bottom of the logistics of transitioning from a man to a woman, one of Dr. Alter's patients calls in to shed some light on the matter.
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Dr. Alter
The sexual reassignment surgeon stops by and talks about hacking off the male member with Adam and the gang.
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More Huell Howser
Not even everyone's favorite Californian could take this one seriously, as he just can't take any more bunnies at the Bunny Museum.
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Huell Howser at the Bunny Museum
Everyone's favorite Californian, Huell Howser takes a trip to the world famous Bunny Museum in Pasadena and Adam has all the wonderful audio nuggets from the trip.
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Burning Bonaduce
As Danny's personal world comes crashing down, last night he was informed that so might his house, as Griffith Park is currently burning down.
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American Idol's Elliott Yamin
American Idol finalist, Elliott Yamin stops by the Carolla studio and discusses the intricacies of becoming an American Idol contestant.
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Judge Glenda Hatchett
The famous TV judge, Judge Glenda Hatchett sticks around the studio and talks to Adam and the gang about the life of being a famous judge.
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Larry the Cable Guy
While Judge Glenda Hatchett drops by in person, Larry the Cable calls in and talks to Adam and the gang about the success of a true redneck.
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Dookes of Hazard and the Community Kitchen
Adam is furious that people use the community workforce kitchen like they were at home and wonders what type of personality regularly takes a crap at work. Conduct your personal routines at home, people!
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The Airport Doobie
Adam reflects on the time when he was given a joint as gratuity, and decided to take it back to L.A. through the airport where he was almost busted.
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Taking the Fall
Inspired by the news that Paris Hilton is about to be locked up, Adam talks to callers about the times they took the fall for someone else, and actually served jail time for a crime they didn't commit.
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The Thrill Seeking Gene
Adam reflects on the crazy antics he exercised when he first got his license at 16 and worries that he passed his thrill seeking genes on to his children.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Fossil Fuels
Adam rants on American's dependency on fossil fuels.
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More Joel McHale
Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup sticks around the studio and further reveiw the best reality TV clips of the week.
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Joel McHale - "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's The Soup, Joel McHale drops by the studio and shares the past weeks most outrageous reality TV clips.
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Ozzie and Ray - Drunk in San Diego
Adam's good buddies Ozzy and Ray drop by and relate their drunken party stories from their trip to San Diego with the Adam Carolla Show.
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Drunken Vomit Stories
Inspired by his fun-loving trip to San Diego with Ozzie, listeners call in a relate their personal drunken vomit stories.
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On the Road Again
Danny talks about going to Chicago for his aunt's funeral and Adam reflects on his hellish road trip to San Diego with Ozzie and the gang.
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Freddie Roach and Jenna Putnam
Adam talks to boxing trainer Freddie Roach and surfing model Jenna Putnam. Plus, a member of the live audience proposes to his girlfriend on the air.
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Ray's Enema Story
Well, we lost Freddie Roach from the phone, so Adam's friend Ray treats us all to the story of when he got an enema.
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Ray's Enema Story
We lost Freddie Roach on the phone, so the listening audience gets treated to the soothing lullaby of Adam's friend Ray sharing his story of getting an enema.
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What Can't Adam Complain About?
Adam and Teresa play a spirited round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where audience members attempt to throw out topics the Ace Man shouldn't have trouble with.
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The Bonaduce-Off
With the resident red-head off to Chicago, Adam and Teresa crown a new Bonaduce for the day, while they're in San Diego.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy is in the house and before he crowns his Miss Delta Fu, he shares an episode of Crank Yankers.
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Dick and Jack Leinenkugel
The men from the Leinenkugel Brewing Company drop by the Carolla studio with tasty brewed treats for Adam and Teresa. None for you, Danny.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Pre-Op Board-Op
Bill the board-op goes out on the New York streets and tries to figure out how the gay guy will answer manly questions, in the Carolla Show's parody of Jay Leno's Jay Walking.
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John Stossel
ABc's rouge journalist talks to Adam and the gang about being an anchor bad-ass.
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Matt Hasselbeck
The Seattle Seahawks Quarterback talks to Adam and the gang about the pressure of being a football star and the misconceptions he faces dealing with people who think he's intimate with his famous sister Elisabeth Hasselbeck, from The View.
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Joel McHale - "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's The Soup drops by the studio and shares the past week's best reality TV clips with Adam and the gang.
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Kenny Mayne
The Sportscenter stud and Dancing with the Stars half-stepper discusses the various reality TV headlines with Adam and the gang.
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American Idol Recap
Teresa and the gang review and discuss last nights American Idol competition.
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Volleyball's Karch Kiraly
One of the pioneers of beach volleyball, Karch Kiraly drops by the studio and discusses the great life of being a professional volleyball player.
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The Guilded Dildo
While shopping around during the Tribeca Film Festival, Adam can't believe the inflated prices of some very specific novelty items that normally cost a couple of bucks.
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Outbook August Overview
Adam tries to decide who is the best guest booked in April, as $10,000 of his cash is up for grabs.
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Outbook August Recap
With his $10,000 on the line, Adam mulls over the prospected winner of Out Book August in April.
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Tribeca Bill the Board-Op
Bill the pre-op board-op went to the Tribeca Film festival with Adam for the premiere of "The Hammer" and brought back some great audio nuggets from his celebrity interviews from the red carpet.
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What A Nightmare...
Listeners call in and divulge their terrible nightmares, but nothing compares to the hellish reality Danny is going through with his impending divorce.
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Reoccuring Dreams
Adam, Danny and Teresa discuss the odd dreams they've been having and can't seem to understand why.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang share and compare the best and worst songs designed to be inspirational.
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Adam, On Howard Stern
When he was in New York for the premier of "The Hammer" at the Tribeca Film Festival, Adam dropped by to see Howard Stern and the gang. He gives insight on his experience.
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Wolfgang Puck
The master chef Wolfgang Puck talks to Adam and the gang about the great life of creating world-class culinary perfection.
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Sopranos Update with Frank Vincent
The Sopranos Phil Leotardo, Frank Vincent recaps and reviews last nights episode, and gives insight into being a part of the series in general.
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The Insider's Lara Spencer
The co-host of The Insider, Lara Spencer talks to Adam and the gang about working with Pat O'Brien, who turns out to be the world's greatest Dad.
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"The Hammer" Premiers at Tribeca
Adam shares his experiences from the Tribeca Film Festival in New York, where his movie "The Hammer" premiered this weekend to warm reviews.
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Wrap Up
Jimmy, Danny and Teresa wrap up today's show, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.
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Joe Pesci
The actor from The Good Shepard and Goodfellas almost puts a hit out on Bonaduce for questioning his daily routine, then talks to Jimmy Kimmel and the gang about the day in the life of a famous bad-ass.
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Billy West, Voice Over Master
The master of the voice over universe and voice of some of the greatest animated characters of all time, Billy West drops by the studio and talks to Jimmy Kimmel and the gang. Cancer Danny's in the house!
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Teri Hatcher
Desperate Housewives star, Teri Hatcher mesmerizes the whole crew as she chats with Jimmy and the gang.
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More Greg Fitzsimmons
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons sticks around and talks it up with Jimmy Kimmel and the gang.
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Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons tells Jimmy the story of the time he started dating our very own Teresa Strasser, then totally blew her off at one of his shows he invited her to attend.
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Deaf Frat Guy and the News
Deaf Frat Guy clears the air regarding his beef with Danny, and Teresa covers the news headlines of the day.
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George Lopez, DFG and the News
Deaf Frat Guy reprimands Danny, Teresa attempts to cover the news headlines of the day and Comedian George Lopez talks to Jimmy and the gang.
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More Super Dave
Bob Einstein sticks around and talks to Jimmy and the gang about the time he worked on the Red Foxx variety show and the brilliantly hilarious events which ensued as a result.
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Super Dave Osborne
Super Dave Osborne, Bob Einstein revels in the tumultuous insight into the life of a madman given by Danny in Breaking Bonaduce.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Give A Cry
Adam and the gang take a call from from a soldier stationed in Iraq who lost his pregnant wife in a car accident, while stationed over seas. The gang cries it out.
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Sydney Tamiia Poitier
The daughter of acting great Sydney Poitier, Sydney Tamiia Poitier from Quentin Tarantino's new film Grindhouse talks to Adam and the gang.
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Boxing Chuck Liddell
The UFC champ sticks around the studio and puts the gloves on, as he and Adam work out some boxing maneuvers. Plus, Danny gets the hell kicked out of him , and actually bleeds.
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Chuck Liddell
The UFC champion drops by the studio to talk about kicking serious butt with Adam and the gang.
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Same Name Game
Adam and the gang play the game where they name a dichotomy of famous people who share the same name.
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American Idol Recap
Teresa and the gang review and discuss last night's episode of American Idol.
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Driving Danny, Naked
Siting expediency, Danny gives explanation why he drove to work dripping wet, and naked.
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Emmanuel Lewis
The greatest disposition held by an ex-child superstar, Emmanuel Lewis stops by the studio to show Danny how it's done, chats about his history with Michael Jackson and talks about his new movie Kickin' It Old Skool.
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Boxing Bonaduce
As Danny gears up to pound Robert Shapiro in the ring, Adam reflects to a time when boxers got away with sporting comb-over hairdos which would waft around in the wind, while boxing.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Porn Star Gina Lynn
Porn's Gina Lynn drops by the studio with a bag of goodies for Adam and the gang.
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Huell Howser - California's Gold
Adam and the gang mull over and dissect public television's favorite ex-marine Huell Howser, as he takes us on a tour in "California's Gold."
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Buzz Aldrin
One of the first men on the moon, Buzz Aldrin talks about being on top of the world and aviation with Adam and the gang.
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Morgan Freeman
Arguably one of the greatest actors of all time, and just the coolest guy on the planet, Morgan Freeman indulges Adam's dream of being best friends with a celebrity like himself, and then talks about his new movie out now on DVD, "10 Items or Less."
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Teresa's Love Life, with Josh Blue
Is just not happening because Teresa's just not feeling the guy, but it's a good thing his personal assistant is hot as hell, as Adam redirects the focus from Teresa's love life to Josh Blue's smoking assistant.
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Harvey Levin - TMZ
The man who brought us the clip of Alec Baldwin on the phone with his daughter, talks to Adam and the gang about running a celebrity gossip website.
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Technological Busts
Are there any instances where the technology we acquire to make our lives easier, have been used to catch you or catch your loved one cheating? Listeners call in with their side of the story.
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Bill Goldberg
The ex-wrestler talks to Adam and the gang about his love of cars and his new roadster show, Bullrun, which is a reality show for car guys.
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Sometimes I Just Think Funny Things
Adam explains why he's too self-conscious for stand-up, although he's a factory for churning out new comedy bits, where as other comedians are a warehouse of jokes that they keep reverting back to, to keep their act going.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's very own convict, Prisoner David talks to Adam and the gang about life in the big house.
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Jamie Kennedy
Jamie Kennedy stops by the studio and talks about his new project, "Kickin' It Old School."
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William Shatner
From Star Trek to Boston Legal, the man who continually redefines himself, William Shatner stops by the studio to chat with Adam and the gang.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang mull over and comment on the most annoying songs ever produced.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
From wrestling to Hollywood, Stone Cold Steve Austin talks to Adam and the gang about his new movie "The Condemned."
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Sopranos Update with Frank Vincent
The Sopranos Phil Leotardo, Frank Vincent brings his effing shine box and recaps last nights episode of the Sopranos with Adam and the gang.
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Teresa's Blind Date
Did women's liberation destroy chivalry? There might not be any gentlemen left in Los Angeles as Teresa gets set up on a blind date with an aloof a-hole.
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Danny's On the Pill
To avoid spiraling down the bottle again, Danny has been taking a pill which will make him sick if he attempts to hold down a sip of alcohol and we find out that Teresa has been championing this exercise.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Joel McHale - "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's The Soup makes his usual appearance and reviews the best reality clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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David Duchovny
A devilish smile, plus the intelligence and charm to match, David Duchovny of the X-Files talks to Adam and the gang about his new independent film The TV Set.
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Deaf Fray Guy
On this very gloomy 4/20, Deaf Frat Guy drops by the studio to brighten everyone's day.
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Comedian Doug Benson
The hilarious Doug Benson drops by to discuss the rank nature of bong water, and just generally crack up the entire crew and audience.
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Does the Government Give a Crap?
If it takes an exorbitant amount of money from it's citizens. Adam comments on the wicked ways the Government will financial rape it's citizens by focusing on mundane issues like giving out parking tickets and putting social necessities such as recycling
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CSI - Bonaduce
Danny talks about his role in the upcoming episode he's shooting for CSI.
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Wrap Up
Adam and a call-in listener wrap up today's show.
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More with Jeff Ross
Comedian and master of the roast, Jeff Ross sticks around the studio and talks it up with Adam and the gang. See the comedian this weekend, April 21 at the Morongo Casino in Cabazon for the Danny Bonaduce Comedy Show.
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Roast Master, Jeff Ross
The master of the roast, comedian Jeff Ross waited very patiently and finally gets a word in edgewise.
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The News - Part 3
Teresa finally wraps up the news after trying to get a word in edgewise for the last 2 segments.
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From Eddie Griffin to David Arquette
As Teresa tries to wrap up the news, both Eddie Griffin and David Arquette call in the show and talk to Adam and the gang. Just be patient, Jeff Ross.
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Where's Gretchen?
Danny tries to get to the bottom of the love letter correspondence he hasn't been a part of for the last two years, and tries frantically to get Gretchen on the phone to clear the air.
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Danny Is Red, Violets Are Blue
Danny reveals that his soon to be ex-wife Gretchen has been posing to be Danny and has been responding to a woman who sends Danny love poems for the past two years. This is news to our resident red head who wants to clear the air on the matter.
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Mo'Nique
The host from VH1's hit show "Charm School" talks to Adam and the gang about her terrible encounter flying United airlines and the lawsuit she filed as a result.
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The Unreliable Red Turn Run Through
One of Adam's avid listeners calls in to complain that he got ticketed for driving through a red turn arrow, as he seemed to be advised by the Ace Man, and Adam clarifies why he was stupid enough to get caught and then offers to pay the fine.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Bottom Out Stories
Inspired by Danny's drunken romp which eventually led him to become sober, listeners call in and relate their personal experiences with hitting rock bottom and the subsequent backlash.
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Downward Danny
Danny tells the tale of the time when he drank too much at Gretchen's dinner party and started to get really inappropriate, singing Tom Jones songs at the top of his lungs, which finally made him believe that he really had a problem and eventually led him
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Good Crap Schedule
Adam can't figure out why some guys get to work, then decide to go to the bathroom. Why can't some people get on a schedule where they're able to handle their business at home, before they arrive at the workplace? Who wants to crap at work?
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The Sopranos' Aida Turturro
Janice Soprano from the smash hit show, Aida Turturro talks to Adam and the gang about life after being on the Sopranos and what she has planned next for her career.
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More Virginia Tech Calls
Adam takes calls and gets various insight from the audience regarding the terrible happenings at Virginia Tech.
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Virginia Tech Insight
Adam gives his insight on the tragedy at Virginia Tech and deduces that the news coverage of this whole story, which just focuses on the reactions from people in the surrounding area and not on the facts of the events which ensued, isn't news.
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Adam, on John and Jeff
Adam reflects to a time when Jimmy Kimmel made a prank call to the John and Jeff Show utilizing his best parodied black voice, and the third shifters unknowingly said something so racist, Adam questions why everyone is making such a big deal over Imus.
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Thoughts From the Ace Man
Adam shares his opinions on the gruesome state of affairs which occurred yesterday at Virginia Tech.
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Perez Hilton
The man with the insight on everything Hollywood talks to Danny about his impending divorce and delves into the hardships of being a gay man who just can't score.
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Sean Stewart, Son of Hollywood
Famed singer Rod Stewart's son Sean drops by the Carolla studio to discuss the trials and tribulations of being the son of a superstar and taps into his new reality show, Sons of Hollywood.
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Camera Man from Virginia Tech
The student who captured the video and audio of the shooter on his camera phone, Jamal Albargouti talks to Adam and the gang.
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Wrap Up
Adam and Danny wrap up today's show.
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More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs to break-up to.
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Music Monday Part 1
Adam and the gang review the best and worst songs to listen to while going through a break-up.
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Alexandra Wentworth
From In Living color to George Stephanopoulos, Head Case's Ali Wentworth stops by the show and talks to Adam and the gang.
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More False Accusations
Fueled by the Duke Lacrosse's trial dismissal, Adam and the gang talk to listeners about times they have been falsely accused and the hell which ensued because of it.
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False Allegations
Fueled by the Duke Lacrosse team's trial dismissal, Adam talks to listeners about the horrid accusations that have been placed on undeserving patsies.
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Fun In Fresno
Adam and Sound Guy Bryan went to Fresno last Friday for a meet and greet with fans and executives and relay all the fun they had on their friendly voyage.
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Robin Quivers
The voice of reason to the King Of All Media, Robin Quivers chats it up with Adam and the gang. With their turbulent history with Don Imus, Robin and the rest of the Howard Stern crew couldn't be more pleased with the current conditions surrounding thesc
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Sarah Silverman
The reigning queen of comedy, Sarah Silverman talks to Adam and the gang about what's coming up on her current schedule of events.
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Crank Yanking with Joel McHale
Joel McHale sticks around the studio and help Adam and the gang preview tonights upcoming episode of Crank Yankers on MTV2.
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TV Talk with Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup," Joel McHale makes his usual appearance on the Carolla Show and reviews the best reality TV clips of the week.
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Miss USA Rachel Smith
Adam and the gang talk to Miss USA Rachel Smith who joins them in the studio and discusses her brief stint working for Oprah and the trials and tribulations of being blatantly gorgeous.
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Home Improvement
With his vast experience in the realm of construction, Adam answers home improvement questions from the audience.
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Creepy Sex Advances
Adam gives sound guy Brian a hard time for trying to mentally molest Rachael Harris, who came on the show and also delves into the issue of peope who are just too creepy for sex.
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Meet and Greets
Adam talks about the tedium of having to go out and do meet and greets with executives, especially when the DJ is playing techno music too loud and you just can't hear the person your standing with, trying to talk.
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Wrap Up
Adam wrap up the day's show.
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Tom Green and DFG
Tom Green sticks around the studio and discusses his divorce from one time wife, Drew Barrymore and also chops it up with Deaf Frat Guy.
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Tom Green
Adam talks to celebrity talk show host Tom Green about his program he broadcasts out of his house and also chops it up with Deaf Frat Guy.
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Kobe Bryant Replay
So nice we had to air is twice; Adam talks to the greatest basketball player in the world, Kobe Bryant about his current playoff run, Shaquille O'Neal and gives his opinions on the Don Imus scandal.
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Ray Liotta
One of Adam's favorite actors from arguably the greatest gangster movies ever, Ray Liotta from Goodfellas talks to the gang about being the man and discusses his upcoming projects.
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Jamie Foxx Replay
So nice we're airing it twice; Adam replays yesterday's interview with Jamie Foxx, who talks about the amazing life of being a celebrity bachelor.
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Know Thy Self
Recognize and accept your limitations and the world could be your oyster. Adam delves into the psyche of the average laborer who worked his ass off to reach farther than his initial means.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Openly Gay, George Takei
One of the greatest speaking voices ever recorded, George Takei sticks around the studio and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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George Takei of Star Trek
Once Sulu from Star Trek, George Takei talks to Adam and the gang about being an openly gay man in the entertainment business.
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Kobe Bryant
The best basketball player in the world, Kobe Bryant talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming playoff battle, the past issues with ex-teammate Shaquille O'Neal and gives his opinions on the Don Imus scandal.
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Jamie Foxx
Producer Angie comes through with Academy Award winning actor Jamie Foxx, who talks to Adam and the gang about the great life of being a famous bachelor.
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4 Words Which Broke Danny's Heart
Just as Danny's feeling great about himself and talking to a really cool girl, the waiter who's taking his drink order breaks his heart when his lovely companion offers to buy the drinks by saying, "Your Father Already Paid."
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More Outbook August in April
Adam's $10,000 is on the line and so is Mike August's reputation and Producer Angie is looking good as she books Jamie Foxx on the show. Go Girl!
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Outbook August in April
Everyone's coming out of the woodwork to win Adam's $10,000 and make out booking Agent Mike August feel terrible about his existence. Intern David booked Kobe Bryant and Tom Green.
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Rich Man, Poor Man
Adam, Danny and Teresa examine the dichotomy of characteristics shared between extremely rich and poor people.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Downward Danny
After relaying to the audience that Gretchen has filed for divorce from her husband of over 15 years, Danny goes further in depth about his current love-sick condition.
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More Rachael Harris
The actress from "Notes from the Underbelly" sticks around the Carolla studio and impresses everyone with her beauty, brain and brawn.
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Rachael Harris
The actress/comedian from "Notes from the Underbelly" stops by the Carolla studio and enamors the entire staff and crew with her indelible charm and wit.
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Divorcing Danny
Danny announces that the love of his life, Gretchen, sent him an e-mail stating that she has filed for a divorce from her husband, and he feels compelled to share his feelings on the matter over the air.
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Bobcat Goldthwait
From Police Academy fame and once a writer for the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Director Bobcat Goldthwait drops by the studio to discuss his new film, "Sleeping Dogs Lie."
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More Social Security
Adam further tries to inspire listeners by reviewing his social security statement and letting people know that they too can go from making relatively no money, to becoming a millionaire with a little elbow grease.
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Social Security
Adam tries to inspire listeners by reviewing his social security statement and letting people know that they too can go from making relatively no money, to becoming a millionaire.
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Guilty Pleasure Bands
Adam and the gang mull over the bands they love, but are embarrassed to admit they actually listen to.
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All Eyes on Imus
With old-time shock jock Don Imus making racist and sexist comments, causing a stir in the media, Adam and the gang wonder if anyone was listening in the first place. How slow must the news day have been to report of story on Don Imus?
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Even More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further delve into the best and worst songs to listen to while on a road trip.
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More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs to listen to while on a road trip.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang review the best and worst songs to listen to while on a road trip. Ramble On!
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Outbook August in April
If you can. Because he won last week for booking former Presidential nominee Senator John Kerry, beating out Producer Angie's booking of "Blades of Glory" star Jon Heder. But his butt is still on the line so book your best guest and win Adam's $10,000.
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Family Feuds
Danny relates the time when he was at the end of his rope with a relative who took a friendly game too seriously and ended up in a physical altercation for the ages. Plus, listeners chime in with their stories.
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How Much Longer Do I Have?
Adam is outraged with the inaccuracies with his distance until empty gas gage on his car and wonders why manufacturers can't make an ergonomic device that actually works for the consumer.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Outbook August in April
The Adam Carolla Show's booking agent isn't getting the job done, so you do it! Book the best and brightest guests in the month of April and win $10,000 of Adam's cash.
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More Joel McHale
E! TV's host of The Soup sticks around the studio and brightens everyone's day.
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Joel McHale - "The Soup"
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" sits down once again with Adam and the gang to discuss and review the week's best reality TV clips.
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Kevin Nealon
One of the stars of Weeds on Showtime and an ex-SNL cast member, Kevin Nealon stops by the studio and talks to Adam and the gang about his upcoming gigs and his garden watering clogs.
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Jon Heder - Blades of Glory
The star of Napoleon Dynamite talks to Adam and the gang about the genesis his famed role which made him famous and discusses his new film with Will Ferrell, Blades of Glory.
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Near Death Stories
Inspired by Danny's near death experience yesterday, listeners call in and relay their personal near death stories.
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Danny's Near Death Experience
Danny almost died yesterday because he had a piece of meat lodged in his esophagus and wouldn't have done anything about it if it hadn't been for the friendly advice to see a doctor from a MySpace friend, who ended up saving his life.
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The Sopranos' Frank Vincent
The Sopranos' Frank Vincent who plays Phil Leotardo, talks to Adam and the gang about the last season of the Sopranos and makes Danny go get his frickin' shine box.
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The Name Game
Adam has no middle name and wonders if anyone else is afflicted with parents that just didn't care to entitle their kids with a typically full title.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Pat Dollard, Iraq Documentary Film Maker
The man behind "Young Americans," a documentary chronicling the life of Americans in the Iraq war, Pat Dollard drops by the studio with marine CPT Iglesias and tries to set the air clear about the reality of the war in Iraq.
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Custom Strip-O-Grams
Adam gives some very lucky ladies personalized raunchy messages for their voice mail.
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Deaf Frat Guy and OJ Simpson
Inspired by the Outbook August in April contest, Deaf Frat Guy claims to have a connection to OJ Simpson and says he's going to be taking Adam's $10,000.
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Deaf Frat Guy
He can't hear a damn thing but will answer your questions anyway. Deaf Frat Guy stops by the studio to give Adam and the gang hell.
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Outbook August in April
The Adam Carolla Show's booking agent isn't getting the job done, so you do it! Book the best and brightest guests in the month of April and win $10,000 of Adam's cash.
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Is Anime Sexy?
Danny tells the gang that he took his daughter to Japan because she's such a big fan of Japanese anime cartoons, which leads to the issue of the overt sex depicted in anime cartoons.
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Sweet Jesus!
Adam and the gang talk to artist Cosimo Cavallaro, who has sculpted a life-sized crucified Jesus out of chocolate and is stirring a yummy controversy among avid catholics. The President and CEO of the Catholic League, Dr. William Donahue, chimes in and re
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Adam Saves The World
Inspired by his conversation with Senator John Kerry, Adam gives his opinions of where the country is heading environmentally and shares his viewpoints as to how we can save the world.
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Outbook August in April
Mike August, the Adam Carolla Show's booking agent isn't getting the job done, so you do it. Adam is offering $10,000 for the person who book the best guests in April.
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American Idol Recap
Teresa reviews and gives her opinions of last night's American Idol competition.
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Dr. Gadget
Dr. Gadget swings through the studio with some new hi-tech items we're all going to want; a keyboard made of smart-material which can fit in you pocket. Cool!
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Manicure..? Man I'm Cured!
Danny got his back waxed yesterday and although it was some of the worst pain imaginable, he feels like a million bucks today. Adam and the gang take calls from men regarding male personal grooming procedures.
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Please Danny, Don't Hurt'em
Danny talks to Adam about being a real man and avoiding getting into fights, even if it means having to be intimidating to do so.
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March Madness Madness - The Champion!
After a month of bracketing the issues which really make Adam mad, National Pride wins in a landslide over Red Turn Arrows as the Carolla show's March Madness Madness Champion!
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More Hobo Power
Adam and the gang further measure the high levels of putrid stench with callers in a little segment we call, Hobo Power.
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Hobo Power
Adam and the gang measure the levels of putrid stench with listeners visceral descriptions of powerful odors.
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March Madness Madness - Recap
Adam goes into detail about the various brackets the gang has gone through during the show's March Madness Madness competition, and Teresa announces the championship round.
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Near Match DNA
Should "the man" be able to prosecute possible criminals based on near match DNA results, where different DNA is mixed together on a crime scene? New laws have determined that only a 50% match could constitute a probable cause warrant for the impending s
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Big Brother is Watching
Adam and Danny explain why they are for security surveillance cameras in public arenas and delve into the issue of using DNA testing to prosecute criminals.
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Home Improvement
Adam answers questions from the audience regarding their personal home improvement issues.
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Ice Cube
The man of a thousand genres talks to Adam and the gang about his new movie "Are We Done Yet," and discusses his climb from being a gangster rapper to becoming a box-office draw and a role model for youngsters.
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Danny Bonaduce Vs. Robert Shapiro
With Danny tentatively engaged to fight famed lawyer Robert Shapiro, who was once a Golden Gloves champion, in a celebrity boxing match, Danny asks his good buddy Adam Carolla to train him for the big bout.
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March Madness Madness - Final Four
As the final four winds down, Adam and the gang further bracket the issues which make Adam really mad; Recycling Commercials vs. National Pride.
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Outbook August in April
Mike August, who books guests for the show, isn't getting the job done, so Adam's turning to, well, everyone else. The person out there who books the best guests in April will win Adam's prize-purse of $10,000.
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April Fools with Jimmy Kimmel
After Adam and the gang talk about their best April fools Tom-Foolery memories, Jimmy Kimmel gives the gang a call and previews a long time plotted prank he's going to be sharing on the Jimmy Kimmel Show tonight.
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More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further review the best and worst songs to make love to your old-lady by.
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang discuss and review the best and worst songs to make love to your old-lady by.
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R. Lee Ermey
Adam interviews R. Lee Ermey, Sgt. Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket," about his new show on The History Channel.
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MySpace
Danny talks about his MySpace fans, their threats, and the secrets he reveals to them...like Adam's "Man of the Year" award.
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TiVo
Adam and Danny discuss the miracle of TiVo and its many features.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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More Crank Yankers
Adam further talks about and previews tonights upcoming episode of Crank Yankers on MTV2. Also Don't forget about the Carolla Show's March Madness Madness bracketing.
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Zack Snyder - Director of 300
The man behind the blockbuster hit 300, director Zack Snyder talks to Adam and the gang about his recent success, his interest in graphic novels and his upcoming project "Watchmen."
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David Alan Grier
Still one of the funniest comedians around, David Alan Grier drops by the studio to talk to his good buddy Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" stops by the studio to share and compare the best reality TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Jenny McCarthy
The ex-Playboy Playmate of the year and one of the funniest hot-chicks on the planet, Jenny McCarthy just won't get her superstar boyfriend, Jim Carrey on the phone to talk to his idol, Danny Bonaduce. Furthermore, for some reason Jenny just can't stop t
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More Funeral Fun
Adam tells the story of when he went to Jimmy Kimmel's Grandfather's funeral in Las Vegas.
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Funeral Fun
It's weird what dirty laundry people will throw out into the open at a funeral when they get a little liquor in their system, as Adam talks about going to his mother-in-law's funeral yesterday.
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Knock Me Out, Doctor
Adam argues that if dentists and doctors have the advances in medicine to kill the pain before a hurtful surgery, why do they make such a fuss when you ask for it and compare you to the nine year old girl who went through the same procedure without any ni
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Billy West, Voice Over Master
The man of a million voices talks to Adam and the gang about the weekend success of his new film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and sites how hard it is these days to get good voice over work with all the roles going to big budget Hollywood actors.
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Deaf Frat Guy vs. Kobayashi
With the upcoming UFC fight coming this Saturday, Deaf Frat Guy and Kobayashi exchange some serious unintelligible trash talk.
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More Damaged Goods
Inspired by Eddie Griffin's recent destruction of a 1.5 million dollars Ferrari Enzo, Adam further talks to callers regarding the most expensive things they've ever wrecked and then shares his personal story on the topic.
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Damaged Goods
Inspired by Eddie Griffin's recent destruction of a 1.5 million dollars Ferrari Enzo, Adam talks to callers regarding the most expensive things they've ever annihilated.
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Gus Johnson on March Madness
The voice of March Madness for CBS Sports, Gus Johnson discusses the prospects of this weekend's Final Four basketball games and goes in depth into the high educational aptitude of Ohio State's star center, Greg Oden.
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All Hail Danny Bonaduce
After watching an in depth biography of The Partridge Family, Adam gives praise to Danny's versatile acting ability and gives examples why our ex-child star is superior in every way to The Brady Bunch.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Crazy Carolla with a Personal Story
Adam tells the story of when he was jumped by a group of guys and hit with a bat and the subsequent retaliation which came to the batter over a year later.
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Comedian Lisa Lampanelli
The greatest female raunchy comedian talks to Adam and the gang about her sex life and her upcoming gig at the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills.
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Arsenio Hall
The actor/comedian talks to Adam and the gang regarding his longevity in show business and his relationship with AMerican Idol's Paula Abdul.
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Doug Ellin, Creator of Entourage
One of the heads of the coolest show on cable, Doug Ellin talks to Adam and the gang about his hit series Entourage, and actually invites Adam and Danny to make guest appearances.
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Burn Baby, Burn
As Adam sticks with the topics of terrible break-ups, Danny delves into the relationship he once had where he burned all of his girlfriend's belongings, resulting in almost burning an apartment building down, plus your calls.
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Crazy In Love
Danny talks about the crazy women he's been with, and the disastrous break-ups which subsequently ensued.
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The Frantic Ferrari
Adam talks about Eddie Griffin's destruction of a 1.5 million dollar Ferrari, then advises Carolla listeners regarding the most affordable Ferrari's on the market.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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March Madness - The Elite Eight
We're down to the elite eight as Adam and the gang further brackets the issues which really make Adam mad; Poker Tournaments on TV vs. National Pride.
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Sugar Ray Leonard
One of the greatest boxers of all time, Sugar Ray Leonard talks to Adam and the gang.
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The Nicaraguan Pink Floyd
In exchange for tickets to see Pink Floyd's Roger Waters, callers try to identify Ozzie's rendition of Pink Floyd lyrics.
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More Cult Classics
Adam and the gang further take calls from the audience regarding their personal experiences associated with cults.
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Cult Classics
With the 10 year anniversary of the Heaven's Gate cult dawning upon us, Adam and the gang take calls from the audience about their personal experiences in a cult.
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March Madness Continues
Adam and the gang further bracket the issues which really make Adam mad; Required Front License Plates vs. Guys Who Flush the Toilet with Their Foot.
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Home Improvement
Adam answers questions from the audience regarding their personal home construction issues.
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Tell Me Your Deepest Secret
Adam talks to the audience about other people's secrets they allowed to spill into their social circle when they weren't supposed to.
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The Secret Service
Adam talks about how people will serve out their friend's secrets, regardless of whether they promised to keep it under wraps or not.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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March Madness Continues
Adam and the gang further bracket the issues which really make the Ace Man angry; Required Front License Plates vs. Guys Who Flush the Toilet with their Foot.
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Your Music Monday
The audience chimes in with their musical choices as Adam and the gang further review the worst songs to play while entering the boxing ring.
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More Music Monday
Adam and the gang further review the worst songs to play while entering the boxing ring; "Man Eater," "Kumbaya," and "The Facts of Life."
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Music Monday
Adam and the gang review the worst songs to play while entering the boxing ring; "Puff the Magic Dragon."
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March Madness Continues
Adam and the gang further bracket the issues which really make Adam mad: Shoe Laces That are Too Long Vs. Dress Socks That Look Like Hose.
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Greg Gumble
Adam talks to everyone's favorite sportscasting Gumble, Greg, who delves into the finer points of March Madness with the gang.
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Gumble Vs. Gumble
Adam and the gang discuss the Blow-Hard nature of upcoming guest Greg Gumble's brother, Brian, who apparently wears the crown of broadcasting blow-hards.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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Mark Wahlberg Replay
Adam replays his interview with Mark Wahlberg who invites Adam and Danny to make appearances on his show "Entourage" and talks to the gang about his new movie "Shooter", which opens this weekend.
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March Madness Continues
Adam and the gang further bracket the issues which really make Adam mad; Poker Tournaments on TV vs. Flavored Coffee.
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More Joel McHale
E! TV's "The Soup" host Joel McHale sticks around to further delve into and review the best TV clips of the week with Adam and the gang.
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Joel McHale
The host from E! TV's "The Soup" sits down with Adam and the gang to review the best reality TV clips of the week.
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March Madness Continues
The gang further bracket the issues which really make Adam mad; Red Turn Arrows vs. Back-Up Beepers.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force's Dave Willis and Dana Snyder
Two of the gentlemen behind the smash cartoon "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," Dave Willis and Dana Snyder talk to Adam and the gang about the show's upcoming movie and their controversial promotional scandal in Boston.
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UFO Stories
As France gets ready to open it's secret UFO files, Adam takes calls from the audience regarding their personal UFO experiences.
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Mark Wahlberg
One of the biggest players in Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg invites Adam and Danny to make appearances on his show "Entourage" and talks to the gang about his new movie "Shooter", which starts this weekend.
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Give Us A Call
Adam and the gang realize they need to converse more with the audience and encourages listeners to give Adam a call, especially if they have a differing opinion from the Ace Man.
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March Madness Continues
Adam further brackets the issues which really make him mad; Length of the Baseball Season vs. Speed Bumps.
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Deaf Frat Guy Has Big News!
Deaf Frat Guy stops by and announces that his Delta Fu Productions will be partnered with UFC fighter Mike "Quick" Swick in his upcoming bouts.
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More Drunk Driving Stories
Adam and the gang further take listener's calls regarding their worst drunk driving episodes resulting in receiving a DUI.
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Drunk Driving Stories
Adam takes calls from the audience about their personal experiences driving drunk and getting tagged with a DUI.
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Comedy Legend Eric Idle
The man from Monty Python fame, Eric Idle talks to Adam and the gang about the various successes the actor/comedian has had throughout his career.
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March Madness Continues
Adam further brackets the issues which really make him mad; Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" vs. Recycling Commercials.
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More Transient Tales
Adam and the gang talk about the lengths they go to give to the bums who live close by to them and then develop a game where they will take regular, college age people and send them out on the town as bums to see how much they'll earn.
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The Hobo Junction
Adam and Danny talk about the bums who panhandle and dwell close to their own homes and the tactics they use to either discernibly hoard or happily give to their respective neighborhood transients.
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Wrap Up
Adam and Danny wrap up today's show.
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Prisoner David
The Carolla Show's resident convict talks to Adam and the gang regarding the various levels of the prison yard hierarchy.
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More March Madness
Adam further brackets the subjects which really make him mad; National Pride verses the Airline Classical Music DJ.
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Comedian Robert Schimmel
A legend on the stand-up circuit, comedian Robert Schimmel stops by to chat with Adam and the gang.
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Budweiser's Real Men Of Genius
The incredibly hilarious gentlemen from the infamous radio spots, Budweiser's Real Men Of Genius Peter Stacker and Dave Bickler stop by and talk to Adam and the gang.
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March Madness
Adam asks the audience to visit his website and vote! Help him narrow the Sweet 16 down to the Elite Eight their version of March Madness.
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Angel Raich
Adam talks to marijuana mom Angel Raich, a brain tumor patient who's able to use medical marijuana but is being denied access by the Federal government.
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Time
Adam talks about wake up alarms and how people spend their lives trying to beat the clock instead of making peace with it.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up today's show.
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More Amputee Stories
Inspired by Heather Mills' one-legged romp on Dancing with the Stars, Adam further takes calls from the audience regarding their personal horrors of losing a limb.
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Amputee Stories
Inspired by Heather Mills' one-legged romp on Dancing with the Stars, Adam takes calls from the audience regarding their personal horrors of losing a limb.
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Perez Hilton - Hollywood Gossip Queen
The man with the insight on everything Hollywood talks to Adam and the gang about the trials and tribulations of our favorite stars, including Brittney Spears' early exit from rehab.
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Sexual Exploits and The News
Teresa tries to execute the news but gets derailed when the gang starts talking about sexual exploitation and the best circumstances for having sex in public places.
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Sweet Talking Teresa
Teresa reveals the pick-up line that eventually got her in the sack and gives insight into the best ways to sweet talk women.
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Going Out with Grandma
Danny tells the tale of the time he had sex with a hot older woman on the Partridge Family set and ran into her 30 years later as an old lady with grandchildren.
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Hale to Howard Stern
After he's given his seal of approval to the Carolla show, Adam and Danny talk about their respective relationships with Howard Stern and ultimately lend their reverence and praise to the "King of All Media."
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up the days show.
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March Madness
Adam takes calls from the audience which make him extremely mad.
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Angel Adam, Devil Danny
Advice from Angelic Adam and Devious Devil Danny perched on the shoulders of mentally exhausted listeners.
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Saint Danny's Day
Danny talks about his non-stop weekend of St. Patrick's Day festivities.
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Kobayashi Returns
World Champion eater Kobayashi relates to Adam and the gang that the rest of the world are just amateurs when attempting to cram down a record amount of wieners.
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More with Black Guy Tony
The show's resident black guy, Tony sticks around the studio and gives us an insight into St. Patrick's Day in the hood.
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More with Joel McHale
Joel McHale from E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio and mulls through the most outrageous TV clips of the week.
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Deaf Frat Guy
The Carolla shows favorite inebriated mental-defective relates to the gang the finer points of proper beer-bong etiquette.
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March Madness
Adam takes calls from the audience which enrage the Ace Man.
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Ring the Alarm
Adam insights that if one has a back-up alarm clock to wake to, because people wake up so early that they might sleep through the first one, then society is just waking up too damn early.
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More Bad Parenting
Adam tackles the issue of the country's lowest common denominator being too irresponsible to raise the abundance of children they're having.
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Bad Parenting
Adam talks about the story reported on CNN with the 7th grader gone terribly wrong.
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Frank Shamrock fom the IFL
International Fight League warrior Frank Shamrock talks to Adam and the gang about his most recent fight ending in a controversial decision.
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Billy West, Voice Over Master
The man of a thousand voices, some including the voices of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie talks to Adam and the gang about Howard Stern and of coarse, cancer Danny.
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Gay Walking with Bill the Board-Op
Our resident homosexual Bill the Board-Operator gives a delightful spin on Leno's Jay Walking with our gay constituents in West Hollywood.
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Shawn Wayans
One of the members of the famous Wayans family, comedian Shawn Wayans clears up some misnomers regarding authentic comedy routines.
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Bill Allin is "Turning it Around"
Or so he says, as the super nerdy and socially inept try to catch up with the happiness attained by the rest of America's slacking, beer drinking, yet gregarious of personalities.
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Ultimate Bar Fights
Adam speculates that there would be no better boxing circuit that one which includes all the great American stereotypes associated with low-down and dirty bar fighting.
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Adam the Predator
Adam dives into the mind of a psychopath and imagines himself as one of the most dangerous predators on the planet.
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More Bobby Trendy
Designer to the stars, Bobby Trendy sticks around the studio to talk about his life in the fast lane.
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Famed Designer Bobby Trendy
The personal designer to the stars talk to Adam and the gang about his personal experiences with Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern.
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Ted Nugent Talks Back
From Cat Scratch Fever to Super Group, rock n' roll icon Ted Nugent sticks around the studio and takes calls from the listening audience.
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Tough Talk with Ted Nugent
Rock legend Ted Nugent sticks around the studio and discusses gun ownership and the best ways to protect ones family.
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Ted Nugent
One of the most influential figures in rock, Ted Nugent stops by the studio and talks about dogs, elephants, Federal Marshals and hot blondes.
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Who Goes to Jury Duty?
Adam and Danny discuss the types of personalities which show up and attend jury duty and conclude that because of this element, the legal system is flawed.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Gender reassignment specialist Dr. Gary Alter stops by the Carolla studio and gives us an insight, therefore a deeper appreciation of man-boobs.
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Annie Laurie Gaylor
Freedom From Religion Foundation's co-founder Annie Laurie Gaylor talks to Adam and the gang about the ongoing depletion of our American civil liberties.
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The Host with the Most
Adam and Danny discuss the differences between hosting verses appearing as a guest on radio and TV talk shows.
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Massage Therapy
Adam reflects on going to the massage parlor and tries to understand the rationale behind becoming a masseur.
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NPR's Sarah Vowell
One of the great minds of the next generation, National Public Radio's Sarah Vowell stops by the studio and talks about "The American Life."
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Mr. Bright Side
Adam places a sunny and delightful spin on the terrible conditions afflicting the listening audience.
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Shut Up and Dance
Adam reflects upon the stripper who talked his ear off and subsequently lost out on her $20 because after hearing about her children for 15 minutes, all the Ace Man could see was a head case with baggage.
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Vegas Recap
Adam and Danny recap their trip to Las Vegas.
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Roulette Wrap Up
Adam gives one of the Vegas audience members a chance to win $50,000 and then wraps up the show.
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The Amazing Johnathan
Adam and the gang talk to one of Las Vegas' most popular magicians, The Amazing Johnathan.
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Minka the Big Boob Queen
Adam talks to our favorite tennis pro Minka, who in her spare time happens to be the "Asian Big Boob Queen."
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Life With Ozzie
Adam talks about the influence his maid Olga and Ozzie have on his kids, who will grow up thinking they're Hispanic.
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Carrot Top
Adam interrogates and tries to make sense out of the anomaly which is the prop-comedian, Carrot Top.
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Off To Vegas, with Ray
Adam talks about the time he took a road trip to Las Vegas in the back of a pick-up truck with his buddy Ray.
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Rock Legends, Great White
Known for their huge hairstyles and skin tight leather pants, Great White rolls through the Carolla studio and plays a live cover of a Led Zeppelin classic.
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To Catch A Predator Recap
Teresa and the gang recap last night's episode of everyone's feel-good pedophile news show, "Dateline: To Catch A Predator" with Chris Hansen.
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More with David Alan Grier
One of the funniest men on the planet, David Alan Grier sticks around and talks further with Adam and the gang.
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David Alan Grier as Peanut
Adam talks to David Alan Grier's character Peanut and reminds us all why he's still one of the funniest comedians on the planet.
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Drug Tests... Got Urine?
Adam talks to callers and then consults with our resident user Danny regarding the best ways to pass a drug test.
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Hair Bands
Adam and Danny discuss the intricately styled hair from our favorite spandex wearing rock bands of the 80s.
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More with Michael Madsen
The actor sits down to talk about his new book of poetry "The Complete Poetic Works of Michael Madsen, Vol. I: 1" and delves into the troubling passing of his good friend Chris Penn.
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Actor Michael Madsen
The infamous Mr. Blonde, Michael Madsen sits down to chat with Adam and the gang.
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Dave Attell
The comedian behind "Insomniac with Dave Attell" stops by the studio and learns to appreciate the subtle nuances of "California's Gold" star, Huell Howser.
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Huell Howser
Adam and the gang mull over clips from everyone's favorite Marine from "California's Gold," Huell Howser.
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Is That a Foot in Your Mouth?
Adam takes calls from the audience regarding moments when they've said the worst utterance imaginable, and placed their foot in their mouth.
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Technology and Radio
Adam rants about the leaps and bounds made in technology since he's made his splash in the radio business.
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Andrew "Dice" Clay, Undisputed
The undisputed king of comedy, Andrew Dice Clay rolls through the Carolla studio and talks about his comeback to comedy.
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Same Name Game
Adam takes calls from listeners trying to tie together the same surnames of a dichotomy of famous people.
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Stephen Flynn - Nation Security Expert
The author of "The Edge of Disaster: Rebuilding a Resilient Nation" talks to Adam and the gang about the impending national dangers Americans aren't ready for.
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Adam's Rant: The Baseball Bus Accident
Adam is disgusted with the lack of seat belts provided for students and children on school buses, especially with emphasis on individual safety in this country.
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"The Soup's" Joel McHale
One of the coolest guys on this side of the planet, Joel McHale stops by the Carolla studio and shares this weeks most outrageous and funny TV clips.
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Danny, On Teresa's Date
Teresa further details her date with the MySpace guy, and we find out Danny played a role in last night's dinner engagement.
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These Boots Were Made for Talkin'
Morning talk radio just isn't the same without three-inch heels. Danny misplaces his infamous cowboy boots and explains how without them, he feels insecure and emasculated.
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Custom Strip-O-Grams
Adam gives some very lucky lady listeners a personalized strip-O-gram for their voice messages.
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Tera Patrick
The amazing Tera Patrick drops by with husband/manager Evan Seinfeld to discuss their upcoming projects.
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Mr. Bright Side
Adam plays a spirited round of everyone's optimistic game, Mr. Bright Side.
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More Conspiracy Theories
Adam further takes calls from conspiracy theorists discussing the Patriot Act, the war in Iraq and the current condition of politics in America and abroad.
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Conspiracy Theories
After delving into middle eastern war policy with author Claire Berlinski, Adam takes calls from conspiracy theorists regarding the current climate of American politics.
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The Chin-up Bar
Adam is good at a myriad of home improvement tasks. Danny, however...not so much.
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Boxing Great Floyd Mayweather
Possibly one of the only men who could intimidate Bonaduce, boxing great Floyd Mayweather drops by the Carolla studio and kicks Adam's butt.
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Ray Manzarek, The Doors
The keyboardist from one of rock and rolls greatest bands, The Doors' Ray Manzarek talks to Adam and the gang about finally getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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To Catch A Predator Recap
Adam and Teresa recap last night's episode of "Dateline: To Catch A Predator." Plus, actor turned religious fanatic, Stephen Baldwin calls into the show.
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Mr. Skin
The king of celebrity nudity calls in and talks about the 8th Annual Anatomy Awards.
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Jean Twenge, Psychology Professor
Adam talks to the San Diego State Professor about the unwavering entitlement passed onto the most recent generations of children, and how future adults will be pampered, narcissistic brats.
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Relative Satisfaction
After waking up at 4am and feeling wretched, Adam thinks about all the people who are up hours earlier and have to wait for the bus in the cold, and all of a sudden his world doesn't seem so bad.
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Tommy Lee
The man behind M�tley Cr�e and the host of "Rock Star: Supernova" calls in and talks to Adam and the gang.
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What Is Adam Thinking?
Callers try to guess what's roaming around Adam's infinite psyche for a chance to win a trip to Las Vegas.
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Perez Hilton
The Carolla shows man behind Hollywood gives listeners an insight into whats going on in Tinsel Town.
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Home Improvement
Adam answers home improvement questions from the audience and gives away a trip to see the show in Las Vegas.
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Eric Roberts Vs. Adam Carolla, Round 1
On Monday, Eric Roberts related his personal dislike of Adam Carolla to Free FM hosts Frosty, Heidi and Frank, and the Ace Man tries to figure out why.
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Baggage Claim or Victim
Adam poses that people who claim to be victimized within their current relationship are usually holding baggage from their childhood and allowing their personal afflictions to spill over onto their current partners.
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Movie Music Monday
Adam and the gang mull over the best and worst music from Oscar movies.
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Teresa'a Oscar Recap
Teresa Strasser highlights the best and worst moments of last night's Oscar ceremony.
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Oscar Talk
Adam and the gang discuss the highs and lows of last night's Oscar ceremony.
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More Crank Yankers
Adam gives listeners another taste of what's to come tonight on the new episode of "Crank Yankers."
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E TV's, Ben Lyons
Red Carpet Oscar Correspondent, Ben Lyons stops by the show to discuss and critique some of the greatest and worst movies of all time.
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more Joel McHale
The host of E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio and shares more hilarious reality TV clips of the week.
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Crank Yankers Preview
Adam plugs and previews tonight's upcoming episode of everyone's favorite irreverent puppet show, "Crank Yankers."
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Best Movies Ever
Callers try to win a trip to Vegas by sounding-off their personal favorites movies of all time. Adam agrees with Fargo, Reservoir Dogs and Casino.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Adam figures a way to get himself out of the house and invites himself to go to The Spirit Awards this weekend with Jimmy Kimmel.
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Who's Got the Dump Button?
Adam and Teresa get lonesome when they realize their the dump button whipping-boy Lance, is not the studio today.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Joe Rogan Vs. Carlos Mencia
Redban, a Joe Rogan employee, talks to Adam and the gang about the long standing beef the Fear Factor host has with Carlos Mencia's plagiarized comedy act, and brings clips to prove it.
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The Office's Kate Flannery
The charming and talented Kate Flannery stops by the Carolla studio to discuss her role on "The Office."
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Misguided Chivalry
Adam and the gang talk about the man who busted into his neighbor's apartment when he mistook high-volumed porn for domestic abuse.
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Jeff Probst, Host of Survivor
The host of Survivor, Jeff Probst drops by the studio and talks to Adam about being part of one of the longest running shows on TV.
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Shaving Bonaduce Replay
Hilarious is an understatement, when Danny challenges the woman who backed out of shaving her head for Las Vegas tickets, to trim his pubes instead.
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X-Prize Foundation's, Tom Van Der Ark
One of the men behind America's entrepreneurial incentive programs, Tom Van Der Ark talks to Adam and the gang about how his foundation is creating accessible new technology.
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Danny's Pubes
Danny drops his drawers and gets his pubes shaved on the air.
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Shaving Marlene
Marlene, who said she would get her head shaved on the air backs out, but then agrees to shave Danny's Pubes.
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Brian Posehn and Steve Agee
The Sarah Silverman Program's Brian Posehn and Steve Agee drop by to laugh it up with Adam, Danny and Teresa
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Mike Bribiglia
Comedian Mike Birbiglia drops in to laugh it up with Adam and Danny
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Missing Work
Adam and Danny rant about people calling in sick to work.
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Andy Dick
Andy Dick drops by with his band and discusses his various drug abuses, his borderline underage girlfriend, and oh yeah, mentions his new album "Do Your Shows Always Suck?," which drops today.
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Billy West, Man of a Million Voices
The man behind some of the most recognizable voices in cartoons, Philip J. Fry (Futurama) and Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy), drops by the studio and mesmerizes the crew.
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Is Your Man Worse Than Danny?
The Carolla Show's lady listeners call in and describe how their men are even more horrible to be matched with than Danny, in hopes to win a trip to Las Vegas.
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Erica Chevillar
"Hot for Teacher" transcends to new heights when educator turned Playboy model talks to Adam and the gang.
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Impossible Movie Stunts
Adam and Danny not only question the realistic nature of film stunts, but contend that an audience which buys into the audacious imagery portrayed in movies, is actually more annoying than the actual gimmick itself.
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More Crank Yanking
Adam gives listeners a further preview of tonight's upcoming episode of "Crank Yankers."
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Debbie Matenopoulos
E! TV's Debbie Matenopoulos gives Adam and the gang a call to discuss what's new in the entertainment world.
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Gina Carano, Elite XC Fighter
The lovely yet dangerous Xtreme Combat fighter Gina Carano drops by the Carolla studio and drop kicks the hearts of the entire crew.
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Unfortunate Lotto Luck
Wayne Schenk, who was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer and has an estimated 14 months to live, won 1 million dollars in the NY lottery, but is being denied his full payment.
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The Downfalls of Luxury
Adam and Danny decipher whether steam rooms or saunas are more conducive to living a lavish lifestyle.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy romps through the Carolla studio and cracks up the crew.
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More Christopher Titus
Comedian Christopher Titus sticks around the studio and chats it up with Adam and the gang.
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Reno 911: Miami
The cast from Reno 911: Miami drops by the studio to discuss their crime fighting experiences.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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To Catch A Predator Recap
Adam and the gang discuss last night's episode of Chris Hansen's gift to the world, "Dateline: To Catch A Predator."
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FHM's Leeann Tweeden
Arguably one of the world's most beautiful, yet intelligent women graces the Carolla studio and melts the staff.
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Dr. Gadget, David Dettman
Dr. Gadget rolls through the studio with some future necessity items, which once consumers know are available, won't be able to live without.
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The Red Arrow Run-Through
Adam illustrates to the Traffic Guy that for the past 20 years he's been ignoring the red left-turn arrow and makes his left-hand turn regardless of the traffic law.
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Marginal Therapy
Adam and Danny discover ways to avoid passing on to their kids the negative traits their parents handed down to them.
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More Debbie Schlussel
The political expert sticks around and differentiates Sunnis and Shiites for Adam and the gang.
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Perez Hilton
Adam's resident Hollywood insider talks to the gang about Brittney Spears' debauchery and then transfers all his attention upon Teresa's love life.
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Mr. Bright Side
Adam tries his hardest to shed a sunny perspective on dark and twisted circumstances.
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more Charlie LeDuff
The man behind the revitalization true masculinity, sticks around the studio to talk about the "de-manification" of the American male.
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Charlie LeDuff
The Pulitzer Prize winner and author of "US Guys: The True and Twisted Mind of the American Man" sits down to with Adam and the gang to discuss the decline of masculinity in America.
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Protective Gear
Adam rants on how the lineage of protective gear, such as leather, is still stuck in the industrial revolution and really hasn't advanced much in the last hundred years.
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Sweet Musings from Ozzie
Ozzie sticks around the studio and treats us all to the true tale of when he stabbed a man in the hand with a fork.
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David Spade
After Adam rants about his date with a Dixie Chick, David Spade calls in the show and talks to Adam about music and last night's Grammy awards.
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Teresa and Danny's Date
Teresa talks about taking a lucky Marine to the Bonaduce manor for a double date dinner party.
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Gloria Allred at Ladies Night
Adam discovers that the famous feminist lawyer Gloria Allred, was partying it up during ladies night, at Adam's restaurant Amalfi.
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More Crank Yankers
Adam gives us more samples of everyone's favorite irreverent puppet show, Crank Yankers.
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Best Songs of All Time
Adam gives callers a chance to pin point some of the best songs of all time, in exchange for Grammy tickets.
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Custom Strip O' Grams
Adam gives listeners a treat of a lifetime and personalizes strip o grams for some lucky ladies.
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Sex Tape Sales
Adam ponders the ins and outs of pornographic distribution.
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Vanessa Marcil
The gorgeous star of the series, "Las Vegas" talks to Adam and the gang.
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Crank Yankers
Adam and the gang anticipate the new season of Crank Yankers, premiering tonight.
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Geeks
Pick on someone your own size! Adam and Danny discuss fair fighting.
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Patrick Warburton
The funny man behind such classic characters as The Tick and Seinfeld's Puddy, drops by the studio to talk about his new show, "Rules of Engagement."
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Gay Walking
Adam plays a spirited round of everyone's favorite impromptu homosexual street game.
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From Elmo to Emo
Danny forewarns Adam about the tumultuous fatherhood years ahead when children begin to want piercings and start thinking for themselves.
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Snow Days
Adam divulges the ultimate metaphor to excuse anyone from school or work without guilt.
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Super Bowl Champion, Dwight Freeney
Hot off his recent Super Bowl victory, Indianapolis Colts' defensive end talks to Adam about winning the big ring, but not being selected to the Pro Bowl.
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More with Sarah Silverman
One of the funniest women in show business sticks around the studio and chops it up with Adam and the gang.
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Sarah Silverman
The reigning Queen of comedy stops by the studio to talk about her new show, "The Sarah Silverman Program."
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Nick Swardson
The co-star of the upcoming movie "Reno 911!: Miami" talks to Adam and the gang.
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American Idol Recap
Adam and Teresa recap the best and worst moments from last night's American Idol auditions.
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Porn's Shelf Life
With the abundance of adult entertainment at everyone's disposal these days, has the shelf life of porn become premature due to a higher turnover rate?
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Pro Bowl or Super Bowl?
Adam discusses the pros and cons of playing in the Super Bowl versus playing in the Super Bowl.
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Jimmy Kimmel vs Andy Dick
Jimmy Kimmel calls into the show and talks to Andy Dick for the first time since their controversial run-in on the Kimmel Show.
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Andy Dick
The controversial comedian stops by to talk to Adam and the gang.
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Jim Florentine
The Crank Yanker drops by the studio and swoons us all with his vocal stylings.
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Home Improvement Advice
Adam gives callers an insight into tough home improvement dilemmas and describes his ingenious recycling set-up.
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Extravagance
Adam talks to Danny about Danny's extravagance, especially regarding the gifts Danny lavishes upon his wife.
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Beverly Hills
With the sole motivation to belittle rich white guys, is there a more negatively portrayed town than Beverly Hills? Adam thinks not!
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang mull over the best and worst songs created by the same artists.
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Superbowl Breakdown
Adam and the gang discuss the big game, more importantly, critique the day's best commercials.
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Family and Joel McHale
Adam talks about the problems in having multiple guests - including family and friends - coming to his home.
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Penelope Ann Miller
The starlet of "Carlito's Way" and "Big Top Pee-Wee" fame, stops by to talks about her new project, "The Messengers."
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More with Joel McHale
The host from E! TV's "The Soup" sticks around the studio to share his feelings with Adam and the gang.
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Carlos Mencia
Adam's Ambassador to La Rasa clears up many Hispanic stereotypes that have been troubling our co-hosts.
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TV Talk with Joel McHale
Resident funny-man from E! TV's "The Soup" dissects this past weeks most outrageous television clips.
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Comedian Dana Gould
Long time funny man and "The Simpsons" writer Dana Gould stops by the studio and chops it up with Adam and the gang.
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Repetition
Adam deduces that stupid people respond positively to repetition, which is why songs like "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett became popular in the first place.
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Adam's Son
Adam talks to his wife, Lynette, and give the update on his son.
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Oscar Nunez
Adam talks to Oscar Nunez from "The Office."
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Dr. Gary Alter
Adam talks to gender reassignment surgeon Dr. Gary Alter.
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Profiling
Adam rants about people who don't stop complaining about how the government works with crime.
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Home Improvement
Adam takes calls and gives advice about various home improvement questions.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up today's show.
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Slice of Life
Adam gives listeners an insight into selecting a medical protective helmet for his son.
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Gay Walking
Adam and the gang play a round of everybody's favorite game, where they try to guess what the gay guy says.
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To Catch A Predator
Adam makes us all question who our neighbors are and recaps yesterday evening's "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen.
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Hobo Power
Adam shares a visceral description of various putrid odors.
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Aptitude vs. Attitude
Adam talks about how much your internal attitude matters in making your dreams come true.
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The Invisible World
Adam says that people are becoming hypersensitive to the world around them...and for no good reason.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up the show with a little help from Gene Simmons.
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Gene Simmons
Adam and the crew sit down with the KISS mega star to discuss his reality show and the world's biggest comic book.
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Gretchen Bonaduce
Gretchen Bonaduce talks with Danny and the gang about her relationship to the controversial child star.
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Gambling
Adam gives us an insight into real sports gambling.
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Tyra Banks
Adam delves into the issue of the Top Model gaining over 30 pounds.
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Germany or Florida
Adam and the gang try to decipher whether or not Mike's outlandish stories derive from Germany or Florida.
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NFL Films' Steve Sabol
The man behind the legendary NFL films talks to Adam and the gang about the NFL and his ninety-plus Emmy Nominations.
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Teresa's Date..?
Didn't happen. Teresa talks to Adam and Danny about getting stood-up by a stand-up comic.
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Buy Early
Adam gives listeners an insight into buying prized items that will appreciate in value.
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Perez Hilton
The gang's insight into everything Hollywood calls in and dishes the dirt.
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Grand Theft Auto
Adam talks to listeners about their most exciting stolen car moments.
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Angel or Devil
Angel Adam and Devil Danny dispense advice to all those seeking their wisdom.
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Penn Jillette
The talking half of Penn and Teller speaks with the gang about identity.
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Steve O
The Jackass star stops by to discuss his new project and really impresses Teresa.
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Jewel
Adam talks to singer Jewel about the new direction her career is veering in the new show "Nashville Star".
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Worst Mistake You Made
Adam talks to callers about the worst mistakes they've made and how guilty they feel as a result.
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Strip Club DJ
Using callers identities as fuel for his imagination, Adam plays Strip Club DJ.
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Strip Clubs
Adam reveals how some men get there engines running and aren't able to turn them off.
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Dinesh D'Souza
The controversial author of "The Enemy at Home" speaks with Adam and the gang.
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Holy Crap
To win a case of Teresa's toilet paper, all Adam wants to hear is the best relationship story where someone got their heart crapped on by their partner.
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Cheaters
Adam and the gang debate the appropriate reactions to have when finding out your significant other is cheating.
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Partnerships
Adam delves into Danny's relationship with his wife, Gretchen.
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American Idol Recap
Adam and the gang review the various "talent" from last night's "American Idol" auditions.
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Kelly Hu
The gang talks with Kelly Hu from "In Case of Emergency".
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Do I Need a Shrink?
Adam talks about his celebrity status and how he hates to be seen in public.
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Alexandra Pelosi
Adam speaks with creator of the documentary "Friends Of God" and daughter of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
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Huell Howser
Adam reveals his obsession with ex-Marine and host of "California's Gold".
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Stalk Talk
Adam and Danny share and compare stalker stories.
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Oscar Talk
Leo Quinones, host of The Film Freak Show, talks to Adam and the gang about the recent Oscar nominations.
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Teresa's Date
Teresa tells Adam and Danny about her date last night.
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Huell Howser
Adam talks about "California Gold" and the cutting edge.
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Prisoner David
Adam gets an insight into life in the big house from Prisoner David.
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Best Jobs
Adam and the gang discuss the best jobs to have.
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Kurt Rambis
The Los Angeles Lakers Assistant Coach discusses the team's progress.
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Ozzie Reviews
Ozzie Reviews Helen Mirren's Golden Globe performance in "The Queen".
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Racism
Adam wonders if we're trying to make ourselves more racist than we really are in society.
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Negativity
Adam feels that he can make the negative forces of nature interact with others through the sheer power of his will alone.
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The Marines
Adam tries to set Teresa Strasser up with one of the Marines at the Playboy Mansion.
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The Girls Next Door
Hugh Hefner's trio of girlfriends Holly, Bridget and Kendra discuss their relationship to the Playboy giant.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel and David Alan Grier discuss their encounters with reality diva Omarosa.
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More Games
Adam plays the game "What Can't Adam complain About" at the Playboy Mansion.
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Donald Trump Jr.
The heir to the Donald Trump fortune plays "Name That Dad" with Adam.
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Ivanka Trump
Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka makes an appearance at the Playboy Mansion.
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Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner talks with Adam and Danny at the Playboy Mansion.
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Donald Trump
Donald Trump discusses his feud with Rosie O'Donnell.
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Attire
Adam makes fun of Danny's outfit at the Playboy Mansion.
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Bill Rancic
Adam talks franchises with the Season One Winner of "The Apprentice".
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Joel McHale
Adam talks TV with the host from "The Soup."
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Home Improvement
Adam answers basic home improvement questions from the audience.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam talks to Deaf Frat Guy about the Playboy Mansion.
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Presley Conkle
Adam talks to a man who wants to remove "Community" from "Community College."
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The Man
Adam wants to know if anyone knows how to turn off those alarms in vehicles that "The Man" had installed for the general populace.
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Do You Like Me
Adam talks about the difference between white collar and blue collar workers when you start a job.
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Entertain Us
Adam gives callers a chance to win tickets to the Playboy Mansion...if only someone could entertain him and the crew.
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Donal Logue
Adam talks to "Mack" from the upcoming Ghost Rider movie, Donal Logue.
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Blacking It Up
Adam talks about how he hates it when white men try to "black it up" when talking with black men.
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Angel or Devil
Adam and Danny take their respective roles as they give callers advice.
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Erik Estrada
Adam talks to "Armed & Famous" participant Erik Estrada.
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Bragging Rights
Adam wonders what guys brag about today, other than their movie and comic book knowledge.
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Name Teresa's V
Adam talks to callers about the best television show names that could be used to name Teresa's "V."
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Kelly Perdew
Adam talks to the winner from season two of "The Apprentice," Kelly Perdew.
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Best Naked Stories
Adam talks to callers about their best "naked" stories for a chance to win a Gibson Guitar.
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Loaded
Have you ever gotten loaded with a family member? Adam wants to know!
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Pain
Adam wonders what hurts worse: stubbing your toe or cutting off your thumb.
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Music Monday Part 1
Adam, Teresa and Danny play the best and worst songs that were based on real life events.
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Peanut
Adam talks to Peanut "The Receptionist"
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Men's Fantasys VS Women's Fantasys
Adam believes that men typically fantasize about things they would do if they could, and women fantasize about things they would never really do.
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Cold Rant
Adam rants about how unbelievably cold it has been getting in LA in the last few days.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Strip Club DJ
Call in and get your very own Carolla customized Stripper Call.
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Shaun Alexander and the Teutuls
Adam talks to the Seatle Seahawks' Shaun Alexander about his new book, "Touchdown Alexander," and then interviews the Teutuls from TLC's American Chopper.
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California Gold, Part 2
Adam talks about Huell Howser's show, its entertainment value and why communism simply doesn't work.
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California Gold, Part 1
Adam talks about Huell Howser's show, its entertainment value and why communism simply doesn't work.
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Work Faux Pau, Part 2
Adam wants to know if you've ever been busted doing something you shouldn't be doing at work.
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Work Faux Pau, Part 1
Adam wants to know if you've ever been busted doing something you shouldn't be doing at work.
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Capabilities
What are people capable of? Adam believes that the same person who is capable of nothing is also capable of doing amazing things.
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5-5-9
Adam wants more money because the radio job requires him to be in the studio at 5:59am now, instead of the contractually agreed upon 6:00am start time initially agreed upon.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Fat Chick or Tranny?
Adam and the gang discuss: would you rather sleep with a fat chick or a tranny?
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Dr. Gary Alter
Adam talks to gender reassignment surgeon Dr. Gary Alter.
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Roy Dow
Adam talks to Caltech Basketball Coach Roy Dow.
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Records
Adam talks about records that, once set, are meant to last forever...or until someone breaks them.
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More on The Man Crush
Adam takes calls and gives fans a chance to win tickets to the Playboy Mansion for the best man crush.
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The Man Crush
Adam and Danny discuss their own personal man crushes.
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Name That V
Adam discusses possible movie title names for Teresa's "V."
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Glenn Reynolds
Adam talks to Glenn Reynolds about the CES (Consumer Electronics Show) and new gadgets coming out.
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Pliable or Malleable
Adam, Danny and Teresa debate the definitions of pliable and malleable, determining when each should be used in conversation.
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The Flu
Adam talks to Brendane Phillips, flu expert, about how to avoid the flu this season.
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Happy Hour
Adam listens to the best drunk stories he can find, giving callers a chance to win tickets to the Playboy Mansion.
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Body Type
In the wake of the Donal Trump/Rosie O'Donnell feud, Adam discusses why it's still okay to make fun of fat people.
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Family
Lots of families are dysfunctional, and Adam notes that one parent always becomes the enforcer.
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Golden God
Adam talks to Danny about the morning workout routine, and what it really takes to be a "Golden God."
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Prisoner David
Adam gets the scoop on what's happening in the big house from Prisoner David.
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The Apprentice
Adam talks to callers about last night's episode of "The Apprentice" and gives them a chance to win tickets to the Playboy Mansion.
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Jessica Drake
Adult film star Jessica Drake talks about her upcoming gig hosting the AVN Awards.
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Freedom Writers
Ozzie reviews the number four box office winner from the weekend, "Freedom Writers."
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Mormons
Adam discusses interventions...like the one where the Mormon husband and wife kidnapped their 21-year-old daughter before she could get married.
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Dave Undis
Adam talks to Dave Undis of LifeSharers.org, where organ donors donate to other organ donors.
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Working Out
Adam talks about the hurtle of getting up in the morning to do anything...especially working out.
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Hobopower, Part 2
Adam continues his talk about his own personal unit of stink measurement with callers.
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Hobopower, Part 1
Adam talks about his own personal unit of stink measurement with callers.
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Donald Trump
Adam talks to "The Donald" about The Apprentice L.A.
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Ray Heilwagen
Adam talks to Ray Heilwagen, a man who had his wallet returned to him 60 years after losing it in Normandy during World War 2.
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Joel McHale
Adam talks television with "The Soup's" Joel McHale.
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Angel or Devil
Adam and Danny give advice in a new show feature called "Angel or Devil."
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Yul Kwon
Adam talks to "Survivor" winner Yul Kwon.
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Reuben Garay
Adam talks to the webmaster of WorldOfBritney.com, Reuben Garay.
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On Being Late
With Danny running a little behind this morning, Adam talks about the radio business and how there are certain jobs you simply can't be late to.
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Wrap Up
Adam and the gang wrap up the show.
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Conforming
Adam talks about the dangers of conforming because he doesn't want his child to wear an orthopedic helmet to correct his misshapen head.
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Wesley Audrey
Adam talks to Wesley Audrey about risking his life to save a man on subway tracks.
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Darrin Malsack
Adam talks to Darrin Malsack, the man that hung onto a getaway car roof after men walked out of his store with a portable DVD player.
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Alarms
Adam rants about the things that just don't make sense with alarms in modern life.
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Danny Sings Karaoke
Danny gets officially initiated into the show when he sings his karaoke song.
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Adam's Cop Show Rant
Adam and Danny complain how people on TV can't just solve crime. they have to solve crime...and be (insert stupid job)
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Giuliana DePandi
E! Television's Giuliana DePandi Joins Adam In The Studio To Talk About Her Alleged Big Head And Her Recent Engagement.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton dishes the celebrity dirt with Adam
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The Weed Rant
Adam and Danny rant about how today's marijuana is just too potent.
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The Wheel of Destiny, Part 2
Adam and Jimmy Kimmel spin "The Wheel of Destiny," giving contestants a chance to either win a trip or take a dunk.
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Booty Pass Winner
Adam and Dennis Hof and Jimmy Kimmel present the winner of the ugliest guy contest with his holiday booty pass to the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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Dennis Hof
Adam and Dennis Hof hold a contest for the ugliest guy to win a booty pass at the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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The Cast of Beerfest
Adam and the cast of 'Beerfest' help the audience get into the holiday spirit by getting people to chug massive amounts of eggnog.
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More with Eric Roberts
Eric hangs out with Adam and the gang as Teresa administers a Hanukkah test to give audience members a chance to win an iPod.
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Music Monday
In this special Thursday night edition of Music Monday, Adam and the gang discuss the best and worst Christmas songs ever produced.
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Shirley Phelps
Shirley Phelps calls into the show to explain to Adam the true meaning of Christmas.
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Adam and Ozzie
In the City of Industry, Adam and Ozzie open the show because everyone else on the show is stuck in rush hour traffic.
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Ace Awards
Adam reveals the Ace Awards categories. Callers chime in on what should make the cut.
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Robert Schimmel Continued
Adam and Comedian Robert Schimmel read an open letter to Michael Richards. Jamie Masada from the Laugh Factory makes a surprise phone call.
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Adam's Tips
For the holidays, Adam gives everyone a gift: tips to help you live your life.
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Humiliating Sex Stories, Part 2
Adam talks to callers about their most humiliating sex stories for a chance for someone to win a pass to the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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Humiliating Sex Stories, Part 1
Adam talks to callers about their most humiliating sex stories for a chance for someone to win a pass to the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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Adam's Advice
Adam has a great piece of advice for everyone: if it doesn't make you money or make you happy, don't burn calories thinking about it.
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Wrap Up
Adam wraps up the show and talks about the Mac Book.
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Perez Hilton
Gossip Queen Perez Hilton dishes all of the Hollywood dirt.
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Basic Cable Classics
Adam and the gang review "Gremlins," and discuss Adam's only major problem with what's an otherwise great film.
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Holiday Parties
Adam and the gang talk about holiday parties and events gone south.
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Brushing at Work
Adam says that 40% of men brush and floss their teeth at work, and they're not discreet about it at all.
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The Who Game
Callers try and guess what song by "The Who" Ozzie sings in order to win tickets to see "The Who."
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Adam Loves McDonald's
Adam tells a personal story about the troubles he had back in a time when he worked the grill at a McDonald's.
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Kevin Cronin
REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin stops by the studio to sing some parody songs for Adam and the gang.
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang bring REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin into the studio and unveil their number one picks for songs you never have to hear again.
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Music Monday, Part 1
This week for music Monday, Adam and the gang talk about the songs you never have to hear again.
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Captain Blowhard
Captain Blowhard steps into the studio to give callers some free advice.
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The Keys To Life
Adam divulges the keys to life: you should have a few things in life that you can do without spinning out, and get the biggest Christmas tree you can afford.
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Joel McHale
It's time for TV Talk with "The Soup's" Joel McHale.
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Hard Luck Stories, Part 2
Adam and Dennis listen to callers' hard luck stories as they strive to win a trip to the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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Hard Luck Stories, Part 1
Adam and Dennis listen to callers' hard luck stories as they strive to win a trip to the World Famous Bunny Ranch.
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Worst Gifts Ever
Adam talks about Christmas at the Carolla household when he was growing up, and then talks to callers about the worst gifts they've ever received.
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Reverend Jarrett Maupin
Adam talks to Reverend Jarrett Maupin. He's the "Al Sharpton of Arizona" and takes issue with the police having black men rap in order to get out of a ticket.
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Birthdays
Adam says there are two types of people: those who don't want a big fuss made out of their birthday, and those who want everyone to celebrate their birthday more than once.
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Patton Oswalt VS Lisa Lampanelli
Patton Oswalt and Lisa Lampanelli have it out because Patton retaliated against remarks she made about him during her last show appearance.
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Guy Aoki
Adam asks Guy if Rosie�s latest �Ching Chong� rant is as bad as saying the �N� word.
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Crispin Glover
Adam talks to Musician/Actor Crispin Glover. He asks Crispin if he feels alienated for the Hollywood scene. Crispin talks about his controversial film �What is It?� that stars actors with Down Syndrome.
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Christmas is Back
Adam talks about how using the phrase �Merry Christmas� is back in lieu of the politically correct �Happy Holidays,� meaning that tradition is coming back into vogue.
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More with Kirsten Price
Kirsten Price and Adam act out a scene from �When Harry Met Sally� because her mind is filled with classical acting training.
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Kirsten Price
Adam talks to Playboy TV�s Kirsten Price. She�s in the new show on FOX reality channel called �My Bare Lady,� where they train porn actresses with classical acting methods for three weeks.
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Same Name Game
Adam plays the �Same Name Game,� finding people with the same last names who couldn�t look more different.
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Greetings
Adam says he stopped saying �Nice to meet you� because of the potential embarrassment of having actually met someone before and not remembering. Now, it�s much simpler to simply say, �Nice to see you.�
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A Surprise
Adam talks about his new need for sweat pants.
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A Personal Story
Adam tells a personal story about the time he was poisoned with carbon monoxide.
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The Jerk List
It's that time of week again! Time for Dave to sound off and read the Jerk List.
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Soul Search Recap, Part 2
Adam reveals the winner of the "Soul Search" competition, and Adam gives the winner his first assignment.
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Fox News or CNN
Adam says he needs a news outlet that's somewhere between CNN and Fox News. Also, he ponders why non-issues even qualify as news.
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Navageddon
Adam pitches his newest movie idea to McG.
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Director McG
Adam talks to McG, the Director of "We Are Marshall" and "Charlie's Angels."
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Soul Search, Part 4
Adam and David Alan Grier name the ultimate winner in the quest to replace Jaron.
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Soul Search, Part 3
Adam and David Alan Grier conclude judging contestants in the quest to replace Jaron.
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Soul Search, Part 2
Adam and David Alan Grier continue judging contestants in the quest to replace Jaron.
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Soul Search, Part 1
Adam and David Alan Grier begin judging contestants in the quest to replace Jaron.
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David Alan Grier
Adam talks to DAG about his role in "The Wiz" and then they discuss why Adam should consider hiring a black woman for "Soul Search."
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Reenactment
Johnny Law takes a brother to prison after having sexual relations with his drunken mother.
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Santa's Sack
Adma talks about a unicycle gag he did for Jimmy Kimmel Live's Christmas Special.
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Thank You
Adam thanks his guests and wraps up the show.
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Ken Davitian, Part 2
Adam and the gang talk to Ken Davitian about stories from the making of the "Borat" movie.
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Rock Bottom Stories
Adam talks to callers to find out about the times when you hit rock bottom.
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Perez Hilton
Adam talks to Hollywood Gossip Queen Perez Hilton about his pending lawsuit.
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Soul Search
Adam and the gang talk to candidates in the quest to replace Jaron.
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Joel McHale, Part 2
Adam and the gang talk television with the host of E!'s "The Soup," Joel McHale and wrap up the show.
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Joel McHale, Part 1
Adam and the gang talk television with the host of E!'s "The Soup," Joel McHale.
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Chris Moneymaker
Adam plays a game of poker against poker superstar Chris Moneymaker to give a caller a chance to go to the Playboy Poker Camp for free!
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Gambling Stories
Adam and the gang talk to callers about their best gambling stories.
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Embarrassment
Adam and the gang talk about how no one has ever caught Adam doing anything embarrassing - like karaoke - out in public, even in this age of video.
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Kal Penn
Adam talks to Kal Penn about the coming sequel to "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle."
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Jonny Dubowsky Sings
Adam talks to Everclear's Art Alexakis and Jonny Dubowsky. Jonny Dubowsky performs an acoustic song in studio.
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Losing
Adam says that losing humbles people and makes them kick up their game.
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Adam's Personal Story
Adam tells a story with an important motto: "Don't do stupid things when you're high."
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More with Aimee Mann
Singer Aimee Mann takes a shot at hitting the Hooters' Punching Bag in the studio, and Dave needs to see if he can beat her score.
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Aimee Mann
Singer Aimee Mann stops by to talk to Adam about her CD, "One More Drifter In The Snow."
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Harland Williams, Part 2
Adam talks to Harland Williams about killer whales and the folks who swim with them in the wild.
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Harland Williams, Part 1
Adam talks to Harland Williams about being a stand-up comic, Michael Richards and being heckled.
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Caller Reaction
Adam talks to callers to find out what they thought of yesterday's Gloria Allred interview.
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Gloria Allred Redux
Adam replays yesterday's interview with Civil Rights Attorney Gloria Allred.
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Shawne Merriman
Adam talks to San Diego Chargers Superstar Shawne Merriman as he gets ready to play his first post-suspension game.
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Chess
Adam talks about various topics (like the planet's most intimidating animal and the Russian Chess Champion playing the IBM Supercomputer to a draw) while waiting for San Diego Chargers Superstar Shawne Merriman to call in.
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Replays
Adam talks about replaying segments on the show, and how when he decides to replay a segment, that's because it's pretty darned good.
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The Reaction
Adam talks to callers about his interview with Gloria Allred.
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The Gloria Allred Interview
Adam and Gloria get into a heated debate about the Michael Richards incident and race relations in the United States. This is one interview not to be missed!
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Travis Pastrana
Adam talks to the daredevil of the X-Games, Travis Pastrana, the first person to execute a double back flip.
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Donald Faison, Part 2
Adam talks to Donald Faison from "Scrubs," and also begins the search for a replacement for Jaron.
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Perez Hilton
Adam get all the celebrity dirt from Hollywood Gossip Queen Perez Hilton.
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Graffiti
Adam tells a personal story about when he tracked down and busted a kid for spraying graffiti all over his garage door and alley.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside with callers.
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Video Games
Adam says that if his son is someday waiting in line for a week in front of a store to get the new Sony Playstation of that time, he'll feel like he failed miserably as a parent.
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Baby Boy Brusca
Producer Jim Brisca calls into the show to talk with Adam about his new baby boy, Max.
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Hustler's Nikki Nine
Adam talks to Hustler's Nikki Nine about her career, and Shirley Phelps calls into the show to comment.
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The List
Adam talks about his list of things he wants to accomplish before he dies.
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Bad Memories
If you could take a pill that would weaken bad memories, would you? And what would you hope to forget? Adam wants to know!
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Soccer and Boxing
Adam says that soccer is for atheletes who don't want to wear uniforms...while boxing is all about heart.
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Wrap Up
Adam concludes today's show.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Adam talks with gender reassignment surgeon Dr. Gary Alter.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Adam talks to Jimmy Kimmel in Seattle about the upcoming appearance on ESPN's Monday Night Footabll.
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Fertility
With all the money available to women upon the donation of an egg, Adam works hard to answer the question: What's your egg worth?
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Music Monday, Part 2
Adam and the gang reveal the number one drug songs ever made, plus callers chime in with their own selections.
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Holiday Horror Stories
With the holiday season upon us, Adam talks to callers about their best holiday horror stories.
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Excuses
Big Tad forgot to set his alarm to get up after the Thanksgiving Weekend, and Adam thinks his excuse is a poor one.
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Airport Rant
Adam wraps up the show with a rant about airports
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The Jerk List
Its time for another installment of Dave Dameshek's Jerk List
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Al Gore
Adam Interviews Former Vice President Al Gore
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Andy Dick
Andy Dick drops by to sing some songs from his act.
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Patrick Haggerty
Adam wraps up the show by talking to the comedy coach from "Borat", Patrick Haggerty.
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Gift Cards
Adam Goes on a long rant about gift cards
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Joel McHale Is Back
From E! Television's "The Soup," Joel McHale stops by to talk a little television.
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Yodeling Taylor
Taylor the yodeler from Americas Got Talent calls in to talk to Adam.
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Kung Flute
Anything is Possible when you play an Asian flute in the background, and Adam is here to prove it.
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The Morning Rant
Adam starts the day off with a little rant about Thanksgiving food.
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Which Weighs More
Comedian Jim Gaffigan sits in with Adam to play a special LA Regional Food bank round of Which Weighs More against callers.
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Right at the Light
A caller lets Adam know that he's trying to spread the word for people to make a right at the light if it's safe by wearing a billboard telling people to follow Adam's lead.
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Joel McHale
From E! Television's "The Soup," Joel McHale stops by to talk a little television.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Adam talks to Jimmy Kimmel about hosting the American Music Awards and the sacred art of bachelor parties.
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Breaking Up Relationships
Have you ever broken up a marriage, a wedding, or a potential wedding that wasn't yours? Adam talks to callers about this issue.
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Paula Poundstone
Comedian Paula Poundstone talks to Adam about her book, "There's Nothing In This Book That I Meant To Say."
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Sexual Fetishes
Adam and the gang talk about Rachel Ray's husband and his strange sexual fetish.
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Signal Lights
Adam says that the day he can't decide when it's safe to drive through an intersection is the day he might as well blow his head off.
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Clash of the Phone Screeners, Part 3
Phone Screener Kyle gets some bad news from Adam after a conversation is taped, and Crysta, the phone screener for Frosty, Heidi & Frank, gets to speak her peace.
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The PS3 Nerd Line
Big Tad and Ron Jeremy talk to people waiting in line for the PlayStation 3 at Best Buy, offering them trips to the Bunny Ranch if they'll step out of line.
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Innocent or Guilty
Was O.J. innocent? Adam talks to callers about their opinions on the O.J. Simpson murder case.
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O.J. on PPV
Adam and the gang talk about O.J. Simpson's upcoming pay-per-view special, and questions why there aren't any legal ramifications.
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Larry Miller
Adam talks to actor/comedian Larry miller about his new book, "Spoiled Rotten America."
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More on The Sexiest Man Alive
Adam and the gang talk to callers about who they actually think is the sexiest man alive...to the point that they'd actually consider laying down with them.
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Grime and Punishment
Adam is obsessed with people who don't replace lids on jars, litter the streets and put their junk in places it simply doesn't belong. Furthermore, he wants these people punished.
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Name That Tune
Ozzie plays a game with callers where they have to identify the Frank Sinatra song he sings.
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Beautiful People
Adam talks about the reactions of beautiful people when they wear the fat suit.
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Gas Prices
Adam talks about how falling gas prices have spurred people into action...by buying bigger cars.
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The Jerk List
Dave sounds off and reads the weekly Jerk List, where no one is safe.
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The Name Game
Adam and the gang play "The Name Game." How's this work? Think of two people with the same last name who couldn't be more different physically.
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TV Talk
Adam and the crew discuss hot TV shows.
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More With Geraldo
Adam has the white supremacist who broke Geraldo's nose back in the 80's on the line.
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Geraldo
Geraldo Rivera is in studio with Adam.
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Strippergrams
Adam has a few women call into the show so he can act like a strip club DJ and give them stripper names.
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Sex Tapes
Adam talks to callers who have made sex tapes, and then discusses the possibility of a Brittney Spears-K-Fed tape with Perez Hilton
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Prisoner David
Adam wraps up the show with a call in from Prisoner David from a California Correctional Facility.
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Air Conditioning
Adam tells a story of when he first got an air conditioner in his car.
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Music Monday
Adam and the crew make fun of some of the gayest songs ever written.
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Bad Break-ups
Adam and the gang talk to callers about their worst break-ups.
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Dave Attell
Adam interviews the host of "Insomniac," Dave Attell.
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Don Rickles
Adam interviews legendary comedian Don Rickles.
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Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price
Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price of Playboy TV's "Night Calls" stopped by the studio to talk about their lives as porn stars, and to guess at which celebrities Kirsten might've slept with.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam and the gang play a spirited round of Mr. Brightside.
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Exodus International
Adam talks to Randy Thomas, Director of Membership for Exodus International. Exodus teaches "freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ."
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Nature v. Nurture
Adam and the gang ask the age old question: are people born gay, or is it a choice?
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Sports and Athletes
No matter what the sport, Adam talks about how some athletes just have way too much attitude.
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Linda Blair
Adam talks to Linda Blair about "The Exorcist," "Supernatural," and her role with the World Heart Foundation.
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Teemu Selanne
Dave sings to Teemu Selanne, star hockey player for the Anaheim Ducks.
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The Jerk List
Dave sounds off! It's finally time for the weekly Jerk List!
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Unicycle
Adam tells his breakthrough story about life, passions past, and unicycle riding.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton calls into the show to dish all of the K-Fed / Britney Spears dirt on this, the saddest of days.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Adam and the gang talk to Dr. Gary Alter about the ins and outs of gender reassignment.
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The Ted Haggard Incident Revisited
Adam and the gang replay some of yesterday's talk with former gay prostitute Mike Jones before taking calls to find out your opinion on the Ted Haggard incident that's currently in the news.
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Majority Rules
Adam is sick sick of having people talk about the exceptions to the majority rule when the minority is an insignificant percentage.
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Teemu Selanne Stands Up Dave
Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks was supposed to call into the show, but he didn't and now Dave is depressed.
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Guy Aoki
Adam talks to the President and Co-Founder of the Media Action Network for Asian Americans, Guy Aoki.
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Rape Shower
Teresa gets to listen to a special song constructed to remind her of Jack Silver's talk regarding work at the Playboy Mansion.
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The Ted Haggard Incident
Adam talks to former gay prostitute Mike Jones about the Ted Haggard incident currently in the news.
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Phil Angelides
Adam talks about Gubernatorial Candidate Phil Angelides and his take on public policy.
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Madam President
Adam says that he wants a female President...as long as it's not Hillary Clinton.
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Coochie and the Grotto
Adam and the gang talk about the prep speech they got before the "Blotto in the Grotto" event.
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Judge Cristina Perez, Bid Tad and Maverick
Judge Cristina from "Cristina's Court" stopped by to rule on whether or not Big Tad would have to pay Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy, damages for wrecking his cellphone at the Blotto in the Grotto event.
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Teresa and The Bitch Bag, Part 3
Dr. Garry Cordiat, Danny Bonaduce's therapist on "Breaking Bonaduce," stops by to help Teresa through her issues with the Bitch Bag.
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Teresa and The Bitch Bag, Part 2
Dr. Garry Cordiat, Danny Bonaduce's therapist on "Breaking Bonaduce," stops by to help Teresa through her issues with the Bitch Bag.
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Teresa and The Bitch Bag, Part 1
Dr. Garry Cordiat, Danny Bonaduce's therapist on "Breaking Bonaduce," stops by to help Teresa through her issues with the Bitch Bag.
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The Best 80s Songs
Adam continues his talk from last week about how the best music from the 80s rarely ever gets played on music stations.
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Celebrity Golf
Adam participated in a celebrity golf tournament this past weekend, and he has a few revelations about golfers to share.
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George Foreman
Adam talks to legendary boxing champion George Foreman.
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John Popper
Adam talks to John Popper of Blues Traveler.
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The Mancow Story
Danny Bonaduce and Producer Angie recount how and why Danny once knocked out Mancow.
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Danny Bonaduce
Danny talks to Adam about balancing showbiz, family and fans.
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Entertaining Guests
Adam and the gang talk about the elements that go into an entertaining guest.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Adam talks to Triumph, and then spends a few moments talking to Robert Smigel about the release of TV Funhouse on DVD.
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The Breadwinner
In honor of Reese Witherspoon's divorce, Adam talks to men who have women as the breadwinner in their household.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy calls into the show, and he wants a new cell phone since Big Tad killed his old one.
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The Cold
Adam says it's freezing cold and he's sick, but he's not turning off the ceiling fan.
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Strip Club DJ
Adam has a few women call into the show so he can play Strip Club DJ.
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Kung Flute
Callers make their personal outrageous proclamations with an Asian flute playing in the background.
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Joel McHale
Adam talks to Joel McHale from E!'s "The Soup."
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Dirty Rotten Cheaters
Adam and the gang discuss the differences between male cheaters and female cheaters.
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Trick or Treat
Adam talks about how he took on the Trick or Treaters last night.
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This Country
Adam plays a spirited round of "What's wrong with this country?"
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Feet
Adam talks about playing with his kid's feet...and the childhood nursery rhymes associated with that.
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The XXXorcist
Joanna Angel's in studio, and Ozzie reviews her new movie, The XXXorcist.
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Halloween Stories
Adam and the gang talk with callers about embarassing Halloween stories.
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More Best Songs
Callers talk to Adam about their best songs...plus Satan calls in.
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Best Songs
Adam compares his list of the best songs ever made to the one VH1 released.
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Happy Halloween
Adam talks the best scary stories around. He's talking movies off the radar.
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Closing
The gang closes out the show.
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Spin the Wheel
Adam and Dave nervously spin the big wheel to figure out who truly won in their game of football picks.
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More with Kim
Kim gets her mom on the phone to lay down the ground rules for her posing naked.
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Kim's Aspirations
Listener Kim comes in studio and talks about her aspirations of being a Playboy Bunny.
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Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin, actor and Evangelist, comes on the program to talk religion, and spar a bit with Shirley Phelps.
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Must Love Dogs
Adam and Dave do a little re-enactment, featuring a man who had sex with his four-year-old dog.
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Playboy Mansion Recap
The gang recap the times they during the Blotto At The Grotto live broadcast from the Playboy Mansion last week.
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Star Power
When you ask a high power celebrity about a B-list celebrity, it might irritate them.
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The Grotto Expedition
Jimmy Kimmel ventures over to the Grotto and reports to Adam on all the action there.
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More with Anthony Anderson
Adam and Jimmy try to get Anthony to check out the hot chicks on the grounds of the Playboy Mansion with them.
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Anthony Anderson
Adam and Jimmy talk to Anthony Anderson, actor in the best reviewed movie of the year: "The Departed."
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Tom Leykis
Adam and Tom do some Leykis 101 for the audience at the Playboy Mansion.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays an all "nude edition" of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick joins Adam and the gang at the Playboy Mansion, and they look over all the costumes for judging.
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The Girls Next Door
Adam talks to the women of Playboy's "The Girls Next Door," live at the Playboy Mansion.
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Stunt Recap
Adam recaps the stunts people did in order to get into the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam talks to the Deaf Frat Guy, a man upset that he could not get 30 tickets to his frat brothers for the Halloween Party tonight.
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Phil Angelides
Adam and Teresa talk about the reaction to Phil Angelides' appearance on the show.
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Time Takes Time
Adam talks about how people in radio understand how long a couple of minutes really is.
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Wreck Your Ride, Part 2
Adam and the gang blow more stuff up in the vehicles hoping to score tickets for the "Blotto in the Grotto" Halloween Party.
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Wreck Your Ride, Part 1
Adam and the gang blow stuff up in the vehicles hoping to score tickets for the "Blotto in the Grotto" Halloween Party.
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Story Time
Adam talks about how he was left alone with the twins last night.
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Tina Fey
Adam talks to Tina Fey about her new show, 30 Rock.
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More Tom Arnold
Adam talks to Tom about how he hooked-up with Roseanne Barr.
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Tom Arnold
Adam talks to Tom Arnold after his appearance on "Comics Unleashed" last night.
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Rumble Replay
Adam replays yesterday's "Rumble in the Bunghole," plus the connection between peanut butter and Big Tad.
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Rumble In The Bunghole, Part 2
Board Op Bill is out of the competition, so the remaining two contestant wrestle for tickets to get into Adam's Playboy Mansion Halloween Party.
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Byron Allen
Adam talks to television personality Byron Allen about the show "Comics Unleashed."
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Bob Saget
Adam interviews Bob Saget about pot, stand-up comedy and his new gameshow.
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Astroglide
Adam and the gang line up people to wrestle Board-Op Bill for tickets to the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party.
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Open Phones
Adam takes some calls and talks to his fans.
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Shirley Phelps
Shirley Phelps talks with drunken Marine Jeff as he tries to win entrance into Adam's Playboy Mansion Halloween Party.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a dynamic round of Mr. Brightside with callers and Prisoner David.
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Football Picks
Adam, Dave, Jesse Jane and Molly the Dog settle-up with the results of their last set of weekend football picks.
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Jeff
To gain entrance into Adam's Playboy Mansion Halloween Party, Jeff plays the Raiders Drinking Game.
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PSAs
Adam talks about why television PSAs are a waste of time and money.
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Veterans
Adam talks about the veterans of World War 2.
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Drinking Games
Adam and Dave Dameshek talk about Monday's coming stunt for a guy to get into the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party.
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Bobcat Goldthwait
Adam talks to comedian and director of "Sleeping Dogs Lie," Bobcat Goldthwait.
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Bitch Bag, Part 2
Adam and Big Tad, each with 5 votes, read off the complaints lodged against them.
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Bitch Bag, Part 1
Adam tells a personal story, then it's time to make the nominations for this week's Friday Staff Bitch Bag.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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More Deaf Frat Guy
Adam uses Deaf Frat Guy to select women to come to the Grotto Halloween party.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy talks "Blotto in the Grotto" Halloween Party with Adam.
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Ben Folds
Adam talks to Ben Folds about the release of his new CD, "Supersunnyspeedgraphic," and the artist formerly known as Prince.
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Dreams
Adam talks about how dreams make absolutely no sense.
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More with Phil Angelides
Adam talks to Gubernatorial Candidate Phil Angelides about the current governor and red turn arrows.
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Phil Angelides
Adam talks to Gubernatorial Candidate Phil Angelides about the issues that affect California.
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More with Sara
Sara meets Master and makes-out with him in the studio.
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Sara
Sara, the 72-year-old meth addict, comes to the studio to see Adam.
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Warrant
Warrant comes to the studio to play Adam's strip club song "Cherry Pie" as he plays DJ.
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Kung Flute
Adam believes that anything is possible as long as there's an Asian flute in the background.
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Down with the Sickness
Adam talks about actually being sick on the job...as well as those who take time off claiming they're sick when they're not.
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Kung Flute
Adam talks about all sorts of crazy proclamations as he listens to the flute.
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Jean Claude LeMarre
Adam talks to Jean Claude LeMarre, the writer/director of "Color of the Cross," and the director of the GHF organization, Shirley Phelps.
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PSAs
Adam says that PSAs from celebrities are dumb as hell and a waste of time & money.
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Gifts
Adam talks about his popcorn tin graduation gift.
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Technical Difficulties
Adam tells a story, but technical difficulties prevent all but the very end of this segment from airing.
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Sara
Sara, the mother addicted to meth, calls Adam from the loony bin and talks to him and "Tom Leykis."
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Prepare Yourself
Adam talks about how people prepare themselves for various competitions and events.
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More with Joe Rogan
Joe and Adam talk about strippers, and how sometimes, they're just a little too old. Or are they?
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Joe Rogan
Comedian Joe Rogan talks about his Crocodile Hunter humor and Carlos Mencia.
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John Popper
John Popper, front man for Blues Traveler, calls up to talk about his new projects.
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Psychological Torture
In the ongoing challenges to win tickets for the Playboy Mansion broadcast, Adam sets up what a listener will be doing tomorrow.
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Natalie Gulbis
Natalie Gulbis of the LPGA Tour calls up to chat with Adam about her new show on The Golf Channel.
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Piss Adam Off
Can music tame the beast? Adam finds out in a little segment we like to call, "Piss Adam Off."
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Redneck Music Review
The show's favorite rednecks call up to review some CDs, courtesy of Amoeba Music.
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The Sickness
Teresa says had a bout with "food poisoning" last night, but Adam doesn't buy it.
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Prisoner David
The crew checks in with their incarcerated friend David, at a California State Prison.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Dr. Gary Alter regales the crew with tales of plastic surgery and gender reassignment.
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Stripper Stories
Adam takes calls from listeners about some ill-fated encounters with strippers.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam helps people feel better about their problems with a little segment called Mr. Brightside.
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Sean Avery
NHL superstar Sean Avery, the man who set a league record for minutes in the penalty box, comes into the studio calmly.
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Nanny Olga
Adam's nanny, Olga, calls in to talk a little about how she's treating his kids.
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Eat Your Wallet
The crew finds someone who is willing to come in and have Oswaldo cook his wallet, so he can eat it.
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Adam Seeks Winner
Adam and Dave talk about trying to find someone worthy of tickets to the Playboy Mansion.
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Football Picks
Adam, Dave, Molly the Dog and Jessie Jane make their football picks.
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Peter Falk
The legendary Peter Falk, a.k.a. TV's Colombo, joins Adam in studio.
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John Cena
John Cena, star of the new film The Marine, regales the crew with tales of his sexual escapades.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton calls up from Miami to dish the celebrity dirt.
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Johnny Gets a Tattoo
A listener from Phoenix comes in to get a tattoo of Don King on his armpit, for tickets to the Playboy Mansion.
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The Kings Rule
Adam and Dave were duped into attending the L.A. Kings game last night.
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More with David Arquette
David Arquette pontificates about his children, and Adam tries to snag an invite to the Arquette/Cox residence.
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David Arquette
A very stable David Arquette comes into the studio, to help Adam tell a story from his LoveLine days.
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More with Anthony
Adam takes calls from people who want tickets to the Mansion, and Tad finishes shaving Anthony.
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Anthony Gets Shaved
Listener Anthony slides into the studio, and Big Tad works him over with a razor.
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James McGreevy
Former New Jersey Governor James McGreevy comes into studio to square off with Adam about equal rights.
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Oswaldo's Tom Petty Game
Listeners call up to play Oswaldo's Tom Petty Game, for a chance to win tickets to the Vegoose festival.
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Blotto in the Grotto
Adam takes calls from people who want to win tickets to the Blotto in the Grotto live broadcast.
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Fat Cats
Adam rails on those fat cats in Washington, and declares a rare "open phones".
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Mistress Melissa
Mistress Melissa, a dominatrix, brings her submissive in to talk about the art of dominating.
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Pop Warner
Over the weekend, Adam was the Grand Marshall of a school's homecoming parade in the Valley.
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Take The Challenge
Adam takes calls from people who want to take on challenges and try to win tickets.
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Nathan Smokes Pubes
A listener comes in to smoke Tad's pubes to win tickets to the Playboy Mansion.
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Kurt Busch
Adam talks with NASCAR driver Kurt Busch.
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Keep it Nice
The crew talks a bit about the upcoming pube-smoking, and Board Op Bill comes out to his Dad -- again.
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Drawn Together, Part 3
Adam concludes his talk with the creative force behind Drawn Together: Matt Silverstein, Dave Jesser and Cree Summer.
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Drawn Together, Part 2
Adam continues his talk with the creative force behind Drawn Together: Matt Silverstein, Dave Jesser and Cree Summer.
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Drawn Together
Adam talks to the creative force behind Drawn Together: Matt Silverstein, Dave Jesser and Cree Summer.
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Nikki Nine, Part 2
Callers chime in on Nikki Nine's career choice...and Shirley Phelps calls Adam to express her disgust.
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Stunts
Adam talks to callers about the stunts he'd like to see for "Blotto in the Grotto."
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Stunts
Adam talks to some callers about the stunts they'd be willing to perform for entrance into the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion.
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Arianna Huffington
Adam talks to Arianna Huffington about that "unwanted roommate in your head."
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Blotto in the Grotto
Wanna go to the Adam Carolla Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion? Here's how you can make it happen.
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Reenactment Time
Adam and Dave do a reenactment of a 42-year-old man who wrecks his car under some unusual circumstances.
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Martin Eberhard
Adam talks to Martin Eberhard, a man who built his own electric car.
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The Weekend
Adam talks about watching football over the weekend...and how the Steelers lost.
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Frank Lasse
Adam talks to Winconsin Representative Frank Lasse regarding whether teachers should carry guns.
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Shirley Phelps
Adam interviews Shirley Phelps about the Amish and the Devil.
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Friday Bitch Bag
Adam and the gang make their nominations for the Friday Bitch Bag.
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More Pain
Adam talks to callers about their most painful moments.
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Pain
Adam talks about his most physically painful moments in life.
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Obsessions
If aliens were to come to earth, Adam says that they'd say we're obsessed with weather, traffic and Eva Longoria.
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Lazy
Adam never gets tired of making fun of his wife because she's lazy.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Dr. Gary Alter talks to Adam and the gang about the new advances in gender reassignment surgery.
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Lisa Lampanelli
Adam and the gang talk to Lisa Lampanelli about her appearance on The Tonight Show.
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Peanut Butter
Adam talks about basic consideration. It's not your world. Stop acting like it!
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Self Pleasure
Adam asks the question: where have you pleasured yourself?
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The Nanny
Adam says his kids start bellowing whenever someone of authority - like his nanny - enters his house...and that makes him seem like an animal.
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Tommy Lasorda
Adam talks to Baseball Hall of Famer Tommy Lasorda.
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West on Foley
Billy West chimes in on the Foley internet investigation.
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Metal
Adam talks about metal detectors and babies and how alien civilizations may interpret our fascination with metal.
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Massages
Adam wonders about massages...and who really needs them.
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Nudity
Adam speaks about the age-old question of appropriate nudity.
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Jeremy McGrath
Adam talks to 10-time SuperCross Champion Jeremy McGrath.
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Cats and Dogs
Adam explains men and women in terms everyone can understand.
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Women
How do you know if a woman has interest in you? Adam knows.
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Outbook August Recap
Adam and the gang recap Friday's conclusion to the Outbook August in September competition.
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Conclusion
Adam picks the winner for Outbook August in September.
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Judges
Adam talks to the official judges of Big Tad and Mike August debate who should win the Outbook August in September competition.
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The Debate
Big Tad and Mike August debate who should win the Outbook August in September competition.
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NFL Picks
Adam and the gang make their NFL picks for the weekend.
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Front Runners
Adam recaps the front runners in the Outbook August competition.
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Will Ferrell
Adam and the gang talk about someone who might personally know Will Ferrell.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton slides into the studio, better late than never.
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Ludacris
Rapper/Actor Ludacris joins the show and snags an invite to Jimmy's Sunday afternoon football.
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Genital Trauma Stories
Keeping with the theme, Adam takes some calls from people who've had "genital trauma", kicking off with Producer Brusca telling his very own.
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Andy Dick and Jeff Ross
Andy Dick from the new movie Employee of the Month, drops a bomb: his son has slept with his girlfriend.
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Outbook August Recap
A recap of yesterday's Johnny Knoxville interview, and some opinions on who might win the Outbook August in September competition.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Dr. Gary Alter, plastic surgeon and gender reassignment specialist, comes into the studio to answer listener questions.
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Surgeon Celebrities
Plastic surgeons are vastly more fascinating party guests than C- and D-list celebrities.
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The Big Three
Adam talks to Tony Barbieri, Perry Karavello and Don Barris from Windy City Heat.
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Dr. Bruce
Dr. Bruce calls in and talks with Adam about the Terrell Owens suicide attempt.
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Jerk List
Dave reads off this week's Jerk List.
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More Stories
Adam talks to callers about their most memorable personal Jackass stories.
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Stories
Adam talks about how incentives work with people, and then talks Jackass-esque stories.
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Improv Skills
Adam talks about his history in improvisational comedy.
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David Cross
Adam talks to David Cross from "School for Scoundrels."
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Drunk Dialing
Adam talks to listeners about their own experiences with "drunk dialing."
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Hollywood Happenings
Teresa discusses the Hollywood happenings, and Adam talks about "drunk dialing."
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Frank Vincent
Adam talks to Frank Vincent from HBO's "The Sopranos."
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Monday Night Football
Adam talks about "Chico and the Man" and "Monday Night Football" at the Television and Radio Museum in New York.
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Rules
Adam talks about the senseless rules in American society.
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Winner
Adam selects a winner from last week's heated "Outbook August in September" competition.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Adam talks to Jimmy Kimmel about the Howard Stern call-in.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a New York edition of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Jim Cramer
Adam talks to CNBC Mad Moneyman Jim Cramer.
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Larry Johnson
Adam talks football picks with the Chiefs Running Back Larry Johnson.
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Break-Ups
Adam talks to callers about their worst break-up experiences.
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The Message
Adam and the gang listen to the drunken message a man left on the Jerk Hotline in an attempt to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.
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Dogs
Adam talks about how he uses Molly, his dog, to communicate with his wife.
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Patrick Crowe
Adam talks to Patrick Crowe, leader of the "Oprah for President" campaign.
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The Devil
The Devil calls in from San Francisco to talk to Adam.
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Peggy
With Peggy now dead, Adam talks to Peggy's daughter Amber and wants to try and raise money to help out with the funeral.
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Dr. Gary Alter
Adam talks to gender reassignment specialist Dr. Gary Alter.
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Ken Jennings
Adam talks to the 2.5 million-dollar winner of Jeopardy, Ken Jennings.
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Teresa
Teresa talks about her history on game shows.
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Gender
Adam and the gang talk about gender reassignment and sexual perversion.
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Amber
Peggy, the 800-pound shut-in Adam talked to before, died recently...and Adam talks to her surviving daughter Amber.
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The Jerk List
You can run, but you can't hide from Dave's weekly Jerk List.
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Matt Hughes
Adam talks to UFC Welterweight Champion Matt Hughes.
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Dreams
Adam talks to listeners about their dreams.
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Road Trips
Adam talks to callers about thier own road trip stories.
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Tijuana
Adam tells his Tijuana roadtrip story.
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Manny Puig
Adam talks to Manny Puig, Shark Hunter.
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Reenactment
Adam and Dave set out to do a reenactment, but the whole bit doesn't go quite as planned.
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Lennox Lewis
Adam talks to retired heavyweight boxing champion Lennox Lewis.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Marco Andretti
Adam talks to 19-year-old racing sensation Marco Andretti.
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The Morning Rant
Adam and the gang talk about the Steelers loss last night... and other topics.
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Prisoner David
Adam talks to a true insider about life in the big house.
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The Rock VS Tony Hawk
Adam and the gang debate who the bigger celebrity is for the Outbook August competition.
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Kenny Mane
Adam talks to ESPN journalist Kenny Mane.
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San Diego Recap
Adam and the gang recap the events of San Diego with the Deaf Frat Guy.
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The Gridiron
Adam talks about the origins of the word "gridiron."
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Delta Fu Gamma
Maverick uses this opportunity to look for a few new pledges for Delta Fu Gamma.
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The Long Snap
Adam squares off with a professional long snapper to see who can smack Big Tad with a football more accurately.
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More with Shawn Merriman
Shawn Merriman chats a bit more with Adam and Co, and Adam shows Shawn the perfect end-zone dance.
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Shawn Merriman
Shawn Merriman of the San Diego Chargers comes on stage to talk some sports with Adam and the Daves.
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Tony Hawk
Skateboarding legend Tony Hawk joins Adam and Co. on the stage.
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More with Maverick
The Deaf Frat Guy comes back on stage to check out some Penthouse girls and funnel some beers.
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Surf's Up
Anastasia Ashley, female surfing legend, comes up on stage and chats it up, while Big Tad jumps in the wave pool and hangs ten.
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Welcome to San Diego
Adam and Co. kick off the San Diego show with a bang, and introduce Big Tad dressed up like Shamu.
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Which Weighs More
Adam plays a game of "Which Weighs More" with the audience for fun and prizes.
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His Greatest Nemesis
The man who smacked Adam in the leg with a baseball bat many years ago calls into the show.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel calls in and talks to Adam about the release of "Windy City Heat" on DVD.
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The Rock
Adam interviews "The Rock" and discusses the differences between acting and wrestling.
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DJ Muggs
Adam talks to Cypress Hill's DJ Muggs.
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Faulty Alarms
Adam had a bad night because his phone's low battery indicator kept beeping every five minutes.
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Ass-Kiss Rodeo
Adam and the gang continue searching for contestants for the AKR challenge in San Diego.
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Stories
Adam tells some personal stories.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy talks about getting pledges for Delta Fu in San Diego.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton calls in to dish the celebrity dirt.
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9/11 Winners
Adam and the gang talk about people who profited from 9/11.
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Red Arrows
Adam starts a new chapter in his quest to eliminate red left-turn arrows.
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Kola Boof
Adam talks to Kola Boof, author of "Diary of a Lost Girl."
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The Twins
Adam talks to his twins over the phone.
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Trivia
First, some trivia about Hollywoodland. Then, some ass-kiss rodeo trials.
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Conspiracy Theory
Adam talks to a man named Jason...a man who believes the entire 9/11 incident is part of a large government conspiracy.
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DUI
Dave tells Adam and the gang his experience with DUI.
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John Miller
Adam talks to the last man to interview Osama Bin Laden before 9/11.
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Football Picks
Adam and the gang check last Friday's football picks and see who came out ahead.
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Nine-Eleven
Adam talks about the fifth anniversary of 9/11.
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Ray
In a tearful turn of events, Ray cancels his date with Teresa this weekend.
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Frank Caliendo
Adam talks to Frank Caliendo from Mad TV & FOX NFL Sunday.
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Friday Bitch Bag
Mike Dawson, winner of the Friday Bitch Bag, reads off the complaints.
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Football Picks
Adam, Jesse Jane, Dave Dameshek and Adam's dog Molly make their weekend football picks, PLUS the nominations are in for the Friday Bitch Bag!
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DUI Stories
Adam and the gang listen to and tell some interesting DUI stories.
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High School
Jim Brusca tells a great high schol story in honor of "Back to School" season.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton calls in to talk to Adam about Paris Hilton.
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Rich Eisen
Adam talks to Rich Eisen from the NFL Network about the start of the football season.
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More Steve...
Adam investigates the 'former' relationship between Steve and Teresa.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Call Adam Now
Adam wants people to call into the show and talk! It makes his job easier!
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Ex-Man
Adam talks to Teresa\'s ex-boyfriend in the studio.
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Back To School
Adam and the gang talk to callers about their best back to school stories.
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The Jerk List
Dave makes the world tremble as he reads off of this week's Jerk List!
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Wolfgang Puck
Adam interviews Wolfgang Puck, who tells him about how he got his start as a chef.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside with the callers.
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Tara Reid
Adam reads off the top ten reasons why Tara Reid didn't show up in the studio today, plus some hot gossip talk with Perez Hilton.
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Success
Adam talks about the luck involved in landing a job that you actually enjoy doing.
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Jack Schneider
Jack Schneider, an expert in the realm of marine biology, talks to Adam about the death of Steve Irwin.
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Win 10K in September....
All you've gotta do is out-book Mike August before the end of the month and you could win the prize!
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Crank
Ozzie reviews the number two movie in America: "Crank."
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton dishes the dirt from the MTV Music Awards.
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The Ills of Society
Adam talks to several callers about the Peggy Johnson segment and his reasoning for why we need to stop these problems at the source.
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Peggy Johnson
Adam talks to Peggy Johnson, a 500-pound shut-in with major problems.
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Fat Stories
Adam and the gang share their fat stories with the world.
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Profiling
Adam talks about some of the benefits of profiling.
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Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli calls into the show to defend herself against Patton Oswalt's remarks.
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Alanna Ubach
Adam talks to Alanna Ubach from "Meet the Fockers."
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt has some choice words for Lisa Lampanelli.
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Pet Peeves
Adam has this problem with shoe laces...
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Buzz
Deaf Frat Guy pitches his movie idea to Jay Chandresakr.
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You're Still Fired
Adam and the gang talk about their own experiences in firing and being fired.
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You're Fired
The Donald has fired his assistant, Radio Shack lets go of employees via email, and Mancow cans Angie.
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Shhhh
Adam talks about how infants sleep a lot, and how he hates to be quieted down.
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Board Op Bill
It's Board Op Bill's birthday, and Adam shares a few words of wisdom with him.
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Billy West
Adam talks to Billy West, and Billy breaks into song in the studio.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside with Billy West.
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Morning Rant
Adam talks about the merits of using two alarms in the morning.
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The Ed
Adam talks to an ancient friend of the show, The Ed.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Reenactment Time
Adam and Dave reenact the story of a 24-year-old man with an unusual medical condition.
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FBI Profiler
Adam talks to an FBI Profiler about John Mark Karr, plus relationship advice with Deaf Frat Guy.
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Buzz
Deaf Frat Guy talks to Adam about his own movie idea.
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Sex Offender Showdown
How many sex offenders do you have living near you? Adam creates a contest for whoever registers with the highest count above Teresa's 86.
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Sex Offenders
Do you have sex offenders living near you? Teresa does.
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Prisoner David
Adam talks to Prisoner David about life in the big house.
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Dennis Hof
Adam talks to the owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof.
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Emmy Talk
For those of you who missed the awards extravaganza last night, Teresa recaps some Emmy moments.
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Joey Chestnut
Adam talks to Joey Chestnut, the American hot dog eating champion.
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Invincible
Ozzie reviews the number one movie in America, "Invincible."
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Charity Car Wash
Adam talks about last Friday's charity car wash, and how he pimped out Ozzie's flapsteak for the world to try.
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Eating Out
Adam and the gang talk about eating out in restaurants and various other morning rant things.
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Adam Bolts
After checking in with Dave at the car wash, Adam decides he's had enough of this show.
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Kevin Nealon Part 3
Kevin Nealon sticks around for some more stoner stories, and Teresa recaps the news.
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon, star of the hit Showtime series Weeds, joins Adam and Teresa in the studio.
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Dave Checks In
Dave Dameshek calls in from the car wash over on Melrose, and lets everyone know what the score is over there.
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Chief Thunderbear Speaks
Chief Thunderbear, Choctaw Indian, joins the crew in-studio to dispense his unique brand of relationship advice.
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The Bitch Bag
It's that time again -- the Friday Bitch Bag. This time, Adam, Big Tad and Bryan square off in a three way tie.
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Jillian Barberie
Jillian Barberie of Good Day L.A. calls up and sparks a conversation about relationships and finding that special someone.
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Bitching
The show kicks off with Adam bitching about the bitch bag being put in the 6 o'clock hour, and demanding it be moved to 7.
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Van Stone
Van Stone, the third best band in Palmdale, comes into the studio to play a little song about in support, or possibly in defense of, autism.
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Watch Yourself
The crew tries to figure out who among them lives near the most registered sex offenders.
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Car Wash and Sex Offenders
Sunny Lane calls in to talk about tomorrow's event, and the crew talk a bit about registered sex offender databases.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton, the celebrity gossip queen, stops by the studio to do his Hollywood Happenings update.
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The Morning Rants
Dave narrowly avoids a toilet time out for being late, and the crew pontificates on television.
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Diamond Dallas Page
Diamond Dallas Page offers to train Big Tad and help him get off the weight.
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Which Weighs More
Adam plays a spirited round of "Which Weighs More" with the listeners.
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David Miller
Adam attempts to talk with David Miller from Citizens for Community Values about the porn issue.
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Jan LaRue
Adam attempts to talk to Jan LaRue, a woman trying to ban porn in hotels.
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The Jerk List
Dave reads the list that makes all of America tremble with fear: the Jerk List.
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Rolling Stones Karaoke
Callers play a game where they try and guess the Rolling Stones song that Ozzie is singing in exchange for tickets to see the Rolling Stones.
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Lisa Loeb
Lisa Loeb stops by and meets Mike Dawson. Is there a love connection?
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside with the listeners and Tom Leykis.
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Agreements
Adam loves it when people agree with him, especially about pizza toppings.
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Made Up Movie
Adam and the gang take titles from the listeners and make-up movies for them.
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Chuck Liddell
Adam talks to UFC ligh heavyweight champion Chuck Liddell.
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Drunken Tree Mascot
The Drunken Tree Mascot staggers into the studio...and she's got something to say.
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The DA
Adam talks to the Colorado DA who worked on the Jon Benet Ramsey case.
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Tiger Woods
Dave plays his exclusive interview with Tiger Woods.
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The Prisoner
Adam talks to a prisoner to find out about all the happenings inside of the joint.
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Reenactment
Adam and Dave perform another one of their famous reenactments...this time regarding the Jon Benet Ramsey case.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays another spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Snakes on a Plane
Ozzie reviews the number one movie in America, "Snakes on a Plane."
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Friday Bitch Bag Aftermath
It couldn't be left alone, and over the break, it grew bigger than anyone could possibly imagine. That's right! It's time for some Friday Bitch Bag Aftermath!
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Jon Benet Ramsey
Adam talks to an FBI Profiler about the latest news in the Jon Benet Ramsey case.
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Jesse, Kirsten and Yurgi
Romanian porn producer Yurgi stops in to try and woo Jesse and Kirsten to work in one of his movies.
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Jesse and Kirsten
Adam talks to Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price from Playboy TV's Nightcalls.
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Rick Moranis
Rick Moranis from "Strange Brew" and "Spaceballs."
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Deaf Frat Guy
DFG calls in and talks about his hang over from last night's party.
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Mark Leyner
Adam talks to the author of "Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?"
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Hung Over
Adam and the gang talk about Deaf Frat Guy's Delta Fu Rush Party last night.
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Jaron Reports
Adam talks to Jaron, now waiting in line at the Los Angeles Airport.
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Terrorism Alert
Adam talks about today's terrorism alert, and the fact that former intern Jaron is flying at noon today.
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Delta Fu Rush Party Tonight
Deaf Frat Guy stops by to talk about the exciting Delta Fu Gamma rush party happening at the Hollywood & Highland Hooters tonight.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a spirited round of Mr. Brightside with Tom Leykis.
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MyFreeImplants.com
Adam talks to Jay, the man responsible for myfreeimplants.com, a simple man doing the Lord's work.
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The Twins
Adam took his babies to the doctor yesterday, and the whole experience left him a little cold.
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Tori Signal
A week ago, Adam told the traffic woman, Tori Signal, that traffic reports are useless and her job should be eliminated. Tori stops by to plead her case.
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Piers Morgan
Adam talks to Piers Morgan, judge from "America's Got Talent."
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The Jerk List
Dave reads off the names of all things jerky in this world over the past week.
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Chief Thunderbear
Adam brings the chief into the studio to give some advice to callers.
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The Crystal Method
Dave gets to play a round of "Star Wars Showdown" with Scott from The Crystal Method.
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Deaf Frat Guy
DFG struggles with the legitimacy of his Presidency over Delta Fu Gamma.
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Spell Your Name
Adam wants all names to be spelled the way they should be spelled...not with any of these strange letter configurations that make no real sense.
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Reenactment Time
Adam and Dave reenact a scene ripped from the headlines, where a daughter accidentally runs over and kills her mother. Plus a recap on Floyd Landis.
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Polygraph Results
Find out what Adam thinks about Floyd Landis, plus the news and sports recap, and a startling "Jerk Alert."
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Adam Straps In
Adam goes on the lie detector to see how he feels about Floyd Landis refusing to take the lie detector test.
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No Lie Detector
After receiving advice from his lawyer, Floyd Landis says he will not go on the lie detector.
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The Lie Detector
Adam asks Floyd Landis to take a lie detector test to clear up the steroid use allegations.
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Floyd Landis
Adam talkto Tour de France winner Floyd Landis.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
Adam and the crew go over the best excuses they've used to get out of doing something they don't wanna do.
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Kevin Frazier
Entertainment Tonite's Kevin Frazier stops by to remind Adam about the celebrity baseball tournament where they met.
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Dr. Bruce
Dr. Bruce calls in to talk to Adam about steroid use and Floyd Landis.
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A Werewolf in the House
Adam ponders why his cried through the weekend when they\'d see him, believing they do not know who he is.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy and the Hooters girls stop by to talk about the big Delta Fu Rush Party Event on August 10th.
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Dr. Bruce
Adam talks to an addiction medicine specialist about Mel Gibson and the infamous 'blackout.'
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The Middle Class
Adam talks about how, if you're a member of the middle class, you'll probably have plastic surgery done at some point.
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Harvey Levin
Harvey Levin, managing editor at TZN.com, talks about the headline story they broke: Mel Gibson's arrest.
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Get Your Drunk On
The staff and callers relate their best "I was drunk as a skunk" stories.
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Greg Fitzsimmons
Adam interviews legendary comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, who claims he hasn't written a clean joke in about a decade.
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Circumcision
Adam and the gang talk about the circumcision craze. C'mon! Everyone's doin' it!
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Jerk List
It's time for a late edition of "The Jerk List."
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Girlfriends
Adam interviews Holly, Bridget and Kendra, Hugh Hefner's girlfriends.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy comes to the studio to promote his upcoming rush event.
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a round of Mr. Brightside with special guest Tom Leykis.
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Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason calls in and talks to Adam about the Mel Gibson affair.
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Excuses
Adam discusses some possible excuses for Mel Gibson's recent behavior.
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The Passion of the Mel
Adam and the gang analyze an audio clip from "Passion of the Christ," plus Rabbi Marvin Hier.
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Yurgi
Yurgi, the Romanian porn director, comes into the studio with Sunset Thomas and meets the Totally Busted girls.
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Totally Busted
Adam talks to Andrea Lowell and Jelena Jensen from Playboy TV's Totally Busted.
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More with P-Rod
Adam plays a spirited round of X-Game or Sex Game with P-Rod.
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P-Rod
Adam interviews P-Rod, the X-Games skateboard champion.
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Mel Gibson
Adam talks about Mel Gibson and bribery.
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Sushi
Adam rants about how sushi take-out should be cheaper.
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Prison Time
Adam talks to David, an inmate at a California Correctional Facility.
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Welfare
Adam explains why welfare is a horrible idea.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays another spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Dom Irrera
Adam talks to Dom Irrera, one of the voices for the upcoming feature film "Barnyard: The Original Party Animals."
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Dessarae Bradford
Adam talks to Dessarae Bradford, the woman Colin Farrell aledgedly stalked.
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More with DDP
Diamond Dallas Page tlaks about his book and video series, "Yoga for Regular Guys."
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Reenactment Time
Adam and Dave reenact the story of a man who removed his genitals with a knife for $1800.
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Ugly Men
Adam discusses the phenomenon of ugly men getting hot chicks.
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Bill Rancic, Part 1
Adam plays a game of "Name That Tool" with Bill Rancic from the original "Apprentice."
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Evil Kinevel
Adam interviews legendary daredevil, Evil Kinevel.
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Chief Thunderbear
Teresa translates for the Chief as he dispenses some relationship advice.
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Sport Shoes
Adam believes that the sport shoe companies are the reason why no one lowers the toilet seat lid anymore.
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Morgan Spurlock
Adam talks to Morgan Spurlock from '30 Days' and 'SuperSize Me.'
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Paul Fenn
Adam talks to solar expert Paul Fenn.
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Artifacts
Adam talks about how women tend to keep artifacts from their past relationships.
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Lindsey and Big Tad
Red hot intern Lindsey talks about her horrific experience yesterday with Big Tad's skinny dipping extravaganza.
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Jerry Ferrara
Adam interviews Jerry Ferrara from HBO's "Entourage."
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Samantha Cole
Adam interviews Christy Brinkley's husband's first mistress and pop star, Samantha Cole.
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Deaf Frat Guy Advice
Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy, gives some advice while the cops try to track down Big Tad.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Maverick, the Deaf Frat Guy, saw Superman and reports on the experience.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Big Tad Gets Naked
Big Tad undertakes a task to win $1000: get naked and go skinny dipping in 10 LA area fountains.
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Boy, It Sure Is hot
And the question Adam asks as air conditioners drone on endlessly: "Who has power?"
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Wrap It Up
Adam barely has enough time left in his show to thank everyone.
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More On Billy
Look out for more fallout from the Billy Mo' layoff, plus the news and sports recap.
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Joe Francis
Adam talks to Joe Francis, the mastermind behind "Girls Gone Wild."
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Mr. Brightside
Adam plays a round of Mr. Brightside with the listeners.
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Massage Parlors
Adam talks about a guy's problem in massage parlors and Teresa's nightmare experience in one.
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Virtual Adam
Without Adam around, Dave and Teresa recap the news and sports headlines with "Virtual" Adam.
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Mr. Brightside Redux
A replay of the original Mr. Brightside episode where the family addicted to meth called in.
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Adam Leaves
Adam leaves the show early to catch a plane to go to a bachelor party.
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Veronica Corpening
Author Veronica Corpening calls in and talks to Adam aout why women need to obey men.
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Shandi Finnessey, Part 2
Adam continues his talk with Shandi, and plays a game with the audience making up children's books.
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Van Stone
The third best band in Palmdale, Van Stone, makes an appearance in studio.
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Peanut Butter
Jack Silver tells Adam and the gang that he's not paying for anymore peanut butter.
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Flying
Adam says that when you're flying, you need to include your "driving ahead" time.
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Sugar Ray Leonard
Adam interview boxing great Sugar Ray Leonard about his television show, "The Contender."
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Doc Williamson
Adam talks to Doc Williamson, the author of "The Teenage Girl's Guide to Better Sex."
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Nicky Haden
Nicky Haden, the king of the Moto GP, stops in to speak to Adam.
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Career Choices
Adam talks about the potential career choices he had, and using crows for self defense.
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Alien Antfarm, Part 1
Alien Antfarm stops in to play "Smooth Criminal" for Adam and talk about their new CD, "Up In The Attic."
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Suitors Galore
Teresa may be recently single, but she has a plethora of suitors to choose from.
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Sunny and Teresa
Adult actress Sunny Lane acts out a scene from a "movie" with Teresa.
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Sunny Lane
Adult actress Sunny Lane and Yergei stop in to talk with Adam about the world of adult entertainment.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a gam of "What Can't Adam Complain About?" and Alec Baldwin calls in.
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Morning Chat
Adam and the gang talk about anything and everything.
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Meth Addict Update
Adam talks with the family of addicts and finds out what, exactly, is going on with their rehab.
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Cheif Thunderbear
Teresa translates for Cheif Thunderbear to dispense relationship advice.
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The Cat
Adam struggles to find someone to watch the meth family's cat so they can go into rehab.
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Spiderman
Adam talks to the spiderman, Nathan Riggs.
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Seance
Teresa tries to communicate with her evil stepmother from beyond the grave with the help of a practicing witch, Patti Negri.
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Reaching Out
Adam takes the time to reach out and get a family plagues by meth use a little bit of help.
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Made Up Movie
Adam concludes his talk with Jeff Ross and plays a new game with the listeners.
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Jeff Ross
Adam talks to "Roastmaster" Jeff Ross.
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Dell Hampton
Adam interviews the national cluck-off champion, Dell Hampton.
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Larry Flynt
Larry Flynt talks to Adam about the publishing business and the world of high-priced porn.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy talks about the rush for his frat, and introduces the lovely Hooter's Girls.
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Corbin Bernsen
Adam talks to Corbin Bernsen, a man who trades things for stuff.
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Sensativity Training
Adam went to sensativity training, and here he talks about the great time he had while there.
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Knowing More
Adam talks about how you get punished when you know more than the person sitting in front of you.
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Danica Patrick
Danica Patrick, female Indy Car star, swings by the studio to chat with Adam and Dave about her possible jump to NASCAR.
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Billy's Off to the ESPYs
Webmaster Billy is off to the ESPY Awards, tonight in Los Angeles, to do a little red carpet interviewing.
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The Meth Heads
Adam tries to play a spirited round of Mr. Brightside, but gets a call from someone who has far worse problems than most.
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The Wonders of Paperclips
Kyle MacDonald, the man who traded a red paperclip for a house in Canada, comes on the line to tell his incredible story.
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The Sins of Billy
Webmaster Billy is brought into the studio to answer for his crimes against the staff.
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Women in Auto Sports
Adam and Co. talk a bit about women in different types of auto sports, and whether or not NASCAR racing is actually a sport.
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Tariq Nasheed In Studio
Tariq "King Flex" Nasheed, author of The Mack Within, is on the program to give some advice to Jaron the Intern and Billy Moses.
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Maverick's Porn Audition
Deaf Frat Guy is in the studio to audition for Tera Patrick in an effort to break into the porn industry. Unfortunately, she didn't make it today.
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Jack Silver Gives His Notes
Jack Silver, the FREE FM program director, comes in the studio to give Adam and the crew some notes on what he thinks of their show.
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Lysdexia
Adam wonders why when black people can't read, people blame the schools, but white people get to use "dyslexia" as their excuse.
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Asteroid
Adam had an asteroid named after him. Get all the details here!
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Judith Regan
Adam interviews Judith Regan, super publisher of the stars.
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Con Air
Adam and Bill review the movie, "Con Air."
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Chris Paine
Adam interviews the writer and director of "Who Killed The Electric Car?"
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News and Sports - July 10, 2006
News and sports, plus a lot of talk about what's quickly becoming known as "The Ann Coulter Incident" all over the Internet.
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Brent Jordan
Adam interviews the author of "Stripped," Brent Jordan.
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Bill Simmons
Bill Simmons talks about doing the sports report for Dave.
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Ann Coulter Fallout
Adam sets aside a block of time to 'apologize' for yesterday's conflict with Ann Coulter.
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Peter Guber
Adam spends time talking to super producer Peter Guber.
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Pledge Drive
Deaf Frat Guy stops by to talk with Adam about driving pledges to his new frat.
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The Bright Side
Adam plays the flip side to "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Kitty Cats
Adam doesn't think that cats get enough love.
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Trying to Leave
Adam tries to wrap up the show, but needs to give out the number to give the show a call.
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Lisa Lampanelli, Part 2
Lisa Lampanelli talks with some callers and dispenses her own unique brand of relationship advice.
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Infested
Adam has a spider problem at his home, and he needs advice on how to get rid of the feisty arachnids.
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Carlos Mencia, Part 2
Adam continues his talk with Carlos Mencia, and mentions the new season of "Mind of Mencia" starting this Sunday.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Manovation
A caller tells Adam about a great new manovation called a "Drunkable."
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Pizza Problems
Adam talks about an American Idol related assault and the problems with pizza.
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4th of July
Adam's 4th of July weekend was blown apart when he wound up with only one day off!
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Garrett Morris
Adam talks to Garrett Morris, one of the original cast members of SNL.
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Mark Burnett - Part 2
Adam talks to Mark Burnett about Rock Star, and then discusses some of his own personal show ideas.
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Joey Chestnut
Adam interviews Joey Chestnut, the runner-up from the Coney Island hotdog Eating Competition.
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During the Break...
Adam talks about hings that happened during the break...like his movie shoot and Teresa winning awards.
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Back From Vacation
Adam and the gang are back from vacation, and they talk about how America lost the hotdog eating competition.
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Judgement Day
David Alan Grier and Ozzie have their flap steaks judged by a celebrity panel of judges.
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Celebrity Panel
Adam introduces the celebrity panel of judges for the DAG VS. Ozzie flap steak cook-off.
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Gay Bar or Sports Car
Adam plays another round of "Gay Bar or Sports Car," plus the introduction of the Ozzie/DAG cook-off, PLUS news and sports.
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Brian Tee
Adam interviews Brian Tee, the man who plays DK in "The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift."
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Adam's Movie
Adam's taking a vacation to shoot a movie. Want to be an extra? Listen to this podcast for details!
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The Ed
The Ed calls in and gives his opinion on the Billy Moses conundrum.
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Penthouse Beauties
Adam talks to a gaggle of Penthouse beauties and Van Stone in the studio.
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Billy the Liar
The day of reckoning is here. Billy answers questions regarding his virginity while strapped to a polygraph, knowing full well that liars go to Hell.
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Joey Chestnut
Adam interviews Joey Chestnur, the American hotdog eating champion.
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9/11
Adam talks about the Ann Coulter 9/11 controversy.
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Billy Moses Redux
Billy talks about tomorrow's challenge: he will take a lie detector test to prove to Adam and the world that he's not a virgin, or be fired for lying to Adam on the air. Place your bets! This is gonna get good!
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Jim Florentine
Adam talks to Jim Florentine about comedy and "Crank Yankers."
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Virginity
Adam discusses what exactly constitutes virginity.
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Laird MacIntoch
Adam interviews Laird MacIntosh, host of NBC's new show "Treasure Hunters."
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Nerd Off #2
Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn square off for final battle in the first annual celebrity nerd-off.
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Nerd Off #1
Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn and Dana Gould battle for the title in the first annual celebrity nerd-off.
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Perez Hilton
Adam talks to Perez Hilton about all the Hollywood happenings.
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Billy Moses: Virgin
Adam makes a deal with Billy to take a "No Lie MRI" test to find out if he's a virgin or not.
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Surgery
Adam talks about when it's appropriate for a celebrity to have reconstructive surgery.
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Marco
Marco calls in to talk with Adam about how he was let go as a carpenter.
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Bob Patterson and Yergei
Bob Patterson, Christian and anti-porn activist, takes on Yergei, porn producer, on Adam's show.
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The Bright Side
Adam launches a game to counter "What Can't Adam Complain About?" It's called "The Bright Side," and he claims he'll put a sunny spin on anything that's getting you down.
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Gay Pride
Adam discusses gay pride parades and the gay lifestyle.
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Morning Rants
Adam touches on how stuff is too nice and too cheap, his experiences on bringing the new babies home, and everything in between.
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Vida Guerra
Adam interviews Vida Guerra, FHM Model and Playboy Covergirl.
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Louis CK
Adam plays a game of hypothetical questions with Louis CK.
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Louis CK
Adam interviews Louis CK from "Lucky Louie."
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Harry Shearer
Adam plays a game of hypothetical questions with Harry Shearer.
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Harry Shearer
Adam interviews Harry Shearer, voice actor for "The Simpsons" and member of Spinal Tap.
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Pat O'Brien
Adam talks to Pat O'Brien about the lack of coverage on his twins' arrival, plus news and sports.
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Random Thoughts
Adam talks about his twins, his nanny situation, Billy Moses and Jimmy Kimmel.
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Things Change
The Adam Carolla Crew marvels at how much things change in just a few days time. Adam's a dad!
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The Twins Exclusive
Jimmy interviews Adam Carolla's twins! This is an Adam Carolla Radio Show exclusive!
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Celebrity Nerd-Off
Brian Posehn, author of "The Last Christmas" comic book, auditions for the celebrity nerd-off.
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Metro Fallout
Hear the fallout from Tracy Metro's last segment, an interview with Bill Walton and the news and sports recap.
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Tracy Metro
Tracy Metro was at the MTV Movie Awards, and the battle between she and Teresa continues.
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Mark Cuban
Jimmy interviews Mark Cuban and talks to Adam on the telephone for an update on the twins.
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Sarah Silverman
Jimmy Kimmel talks to Sara Silverman about her new CD and introduces her to Billy Moses.
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Billy Moses Implodes
Jimmy Kimmel brings Billy into the studio to see if he can handle himself on the mic.
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Billy Moses
Jimmy Kimmel get's The Billy Moses reaction to Adam's twins.
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Pat O'Brien
Jimmy Kimmel interviews Pat O'Brien from "The Insider."
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Joe Rogan VS The World
Joe talks to Jimmy Kimmel and Kevin on MySpace, Ozzie calls in from the hospital, and Adam reveals the news about his twins.
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Baby Names
Jimmy talks baby names for Adam's twins, plus news and sports.
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Adam at the Hospital
Jimmy calls Adam at the hospital to find out the status of his impending children.
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Men and Women
Adam discusses one of the primary differences between men and women.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam talks to the Deaf Frat Guy about his new frat house.
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The Twins
Adam had a scare last night and thought his wife was going to have the twins ahead of schedule.
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Satan
Adam interviews Satan on 06-06-06.
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The Role of Women in Society
Adam discusses the changing role of women in society, and takes the time to interview a nanny for his coming twins.
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American Idol and Jan
Adam interviews Jan, the woman who entered an altercation with her son after the American Idol finale.
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Bill Rancic II
Adam continues his interview with Bill Rancic, the winner from "The Apprentice" season one.
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Bill Rancic
Adam interviews Bill Rancic, the winner from "The Apprentice" season one.
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The Bishop
Adam interviews Don "Magic" Juan, a.k.a., The Bishop, and learns the origin of the pimp slap.
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Rocky Delgadillo
Adam interviews Rocky Delgadillo, another candidate for Attorney General.
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Parents
According to Adam, you never stop being a parent!
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Dana Gould
Comedian Dana Gould comes on the program to chat it up with Adam and the crew.
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The Strip Spelling Bee
Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price enter the studio to have a little Strip Spelling Bee with Big Tad, who's sent across the street to the IHOP, far from view.
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Hollywood Happenings
Perez Hilton calls in on a crappy cell phone, much to Adam's irritation, to do his Hollywood Happenings report.
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Tracy Morgan and Leeroy
Tracy Morgan of "Crank Yankers" and "SNL" fame stops by with his friend Leeroy to riff with Adam for a bit.
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Mack Daddy
Larry Bleidner, the author of "Mack Daddy", stops by to give Adam some tips on being a cool father.
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Crazy Celebrities
Adam wonders why crazy celebrities act offended when he calls them crazy.
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Janice Dickinson
Adam interviews Supermodel Janice Dickinson and talks about her upcoming show, "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency."
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Jerry Ross
Adam interviews Jerry Ross, the man running to be the next Attorney General of California.
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Deaf Advice
The Deaf Frat Guy gives hi own unique brand of advice to callers.
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News and Sports
Dave and Teresa report on all the sports and news headlines that matter.
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Braxton Bilbrey
Adam interviews Braxton Bilbrey, the 7-year-old who swam from San Francisco to Alcatraz Island.
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Ellen
Ellen, the 79-year-old grandmother, stops by to share some dirty jokes with Adam.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays another spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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The Morning Routine
Adam talks about how he should probably limber up his chops before going on the air.
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Entertainment Tonight
Teresa is going to be on Entertainment Tonight tonight...and other fun in-studio talk.
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The Jerk Report
Dave reads off the only list that matters: The Jerk Report.
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Unmentionables
It's the new game that's sweeping the nation: Name Teresa's Unmentionables.
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News and Sports
Teresa and Dave report on all the news and sports headlines that matter.
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Money and Power
Adam says that it doesn't matter how much you have...you always want more.
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Christian
Christian, the 13-year-old comedian, calls into the show.
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Taylor Hicks
Adam interviews Taylor hicks from American Idol.
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Sophie Monk
Adam interviews Sophie Monk, who stars in the upcoming movie, 'Click.'
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More On The Fight
Adam stirs the pot and gets more information on the Dave Dameshek/Teresa Strasser feud.
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The Ticket
Big Tad gets a ticket for turning on a 'No Left Turn Red Arrow.'
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Birthday Gifts
Adam complains about Ozzie giving him more flap steak than any man could digest for his birthday.
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Dave Apologizes
Dave apologizes to Teresa for blowing up on her during a break on the last show.
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Travia Contest
Mo' Dameshek plays for $3000 in the Adam Carolla Show Trivia Contest.
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Toilet Time Out
Adam makes Dave take a Tiolet Time Out because of his fighting with Teresa. And 'Shotgun Tom' Kelly enters the studio for the Mo' Dameshek Trivia Contest qualifications.
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Bobby Lee
Adam talks to Bobby Lee from Mad TV.
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Beth Ringwald
Adam talks to Beth Ringwald as a special birthday surprise!
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Birthdays
Adam's birthday is tomorrow, and Christian the 13-year-old comedian calls in.
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Mo' Dameshek
Mo' Dameshek calls into the show and mentions that the trivia contest will be held tomorrow for a prize of $3000.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays a spirited round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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American Idol
Adam and the gang talk about the American Idol Finale last night.
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Reenactment
Adam and Dave reenact the news story about a man who had his penis yanked off.
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Name It
Adam plays a rousing game of "Name Teresa's Vagina."
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News and Sports
Teresa and Dave report on all the news and sports headlines that matter.
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Chris Knight
Adam interviews Chris Knight from "My Fair Brady."
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Stanley Bing
Adam interviews Stanlye Bing, author of "100 Bullshit Jobs and How To Get Them."
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News and Sports
Teresa and Dave report on the news and sports headlines with Deaf Frat Guy in studio.
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Deaf Frat Guy Frat
Deaf Frat Guy started his own frat, and says he's having problems promoting it on the web because of Billy not finishing the site.
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Tracy Metro
Tracy Metro had a chance to interview several celebrities at the Los Angeles Police Celebrity Golf Tournament.
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Quick News And Sports
Dave and Teresa are under the gun to squeeze out this news and sports report before the show runs out of time.
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David Valdez
David interviews David Valdez from prison, currently serving time for conspiring to commit murder.
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News and Sports
Teresa and Dave report on all the news and sports headlines that are interesting enough to talk about.
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Garret is Very High
Adam takes a call from a listener named Garret, who might be under the influence.
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Hobopower
Adam takes calls for hobopower stories.
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Charity Events
Adam went to a charity event on Saturday, and he talks about how much he hates to leave his home.
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The Trivia Contest
Mo' Dameshek takes on all challengers in the Adam Carolla Show Trivia Contest.
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C.C. DeVille
Adam interviews C.C. DeVille, the lead guitarist from the glam band Poison.
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton dishes more celebrity dirt with Adam and the gang.
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Shotgun Tom Kelly
Shotgun Tom Kelly helps Adam weed prequalify contestants to play against Dave's Mom in a show trivia contest.
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Gibson Guitar Off
Three contestants play for the right to win a Gibson guitar from Adam.
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Big Tad The Dad
Big Tad dropped a bomb on Adam today, telling him that he's a Dad! Jimmy Kimmel even calls into the show to comment.
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Doug Hall
Doug Hall from "American Inventor" listens to Adam pitch ideas for new products to take to market.
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Allen Covert
Adam interviews Allen Covert from "Grandma's Boy."
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Mornings
No one likes getting up in the morning, and Adam and Dave discuss this.
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Bathroom Etiquette
Adam talks about bathroom etiquette and new sources of power. Don't ask. Just listen.
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Kane
Adam interviews the WWE's Kane and talks about his new movie, "See No Evil."
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Pat O'Brien
Adam talks to Pat O'Brien from The Insider.
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Cheechoo or Teemu
Dave sings his growing anticipation for a Cheechoo VS Teemu hockey game.
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American Idol
Adam rants about American Idol and talks to Christian the 13-year-old comedian.
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Bill Rancic
Adam interviews the winner from the first season of "The Apprentice," Bill Rancic.
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Pregnancy
Adam talks about men venturing into the delivery room when we're just not made for it.
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The Ed
Adam finishes calming down the Drunken Tree Mascot, and The Ed calls in with a review of Desperate Housewives.
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Ozzie Reviews Poseidon
Ozzie gives Adam his review of Poseidon, and then Adam gives his own special movie review.
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The Window
Adam talks about the "window of opportunity" when having various utility companies come to your home.
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Adam on Movies
Adm saw Poseidon this weekend, and was very disappointed.
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The Trivia Contest
Mo' Dameshek takes on one of Adam's listeners in a trivia contest with a $1000 dollar pot!
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Hobopower
Adam rates listeners on their stinkiest experiences.
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Jim Belushi
Jim Belushi talks to Adam about his new book, "Real Men Don't Apologize."
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Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton dishes the celebrity dirt with Adam.
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Trivia Contest
The mom off fallout continues into the trivia contest...where someone will win $1000 if they can beat Dave's Mom in a showdown of Adam Carolla Show knowledge.
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Adam of Traffic Woes
Adam thinks people should be ticketed for not moving in traffic. Let's speed things up!
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Amy McCarthy
Admy McCarthy, Playboy's Cyber Girl, stops in to talk to Adam
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Mom Off Fallout
Yesterday's Adam/Dave mom off has left a little fallout, leading into the trials of a trivia contest.
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Jeff Probst
Adam interviews the busiest man in showbiz, Jeff Probst.
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Mom Off
Adam and Dave have a "mom-off." Deaf Frat Guy dispenses some advice.
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Mark Maron
Adam interviews Air America's Mark Maron.
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Jeff Ross and Christian
Jeff Ross and Adam get Christian, the 13-year-old comedian, ready for the big show tonight at The Improv.
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Mark the Poet VS Brandon
Mark the Poet and Dave's cousin Brandon continue to battle each other in a war of poetry and limericks.
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Adam Complains
Adam plays another round of "What Can't Adam Complain About?"
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Dave Attell
Dave Attell talks with Adam about stand-up comedy and tomorrow night's show at The Improv with Christian, the 13-year-old comedian.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Deaf Frat Guy stops by to chat with Adam about his professional life.
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Joel Huizenga
Adam interviews Joel Huizenga from No Lie MRI, Inc.
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Tad Eye
Tad recently had his eyes fixed.
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Got Potatoes
Dave does another of his world famous "Best Of" lists, this time featuring the best potato preparation method.
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Perez Hilton
Adam interviews celebrity gossip writer Perez Hilton.
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Steve Werner
Adam interviews Steve Werner, a man who discovered that he had a brain tumor thanks to his 11-year-old dog, Wrigley.
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Horse Names
Dave mentions that horse names also make great names for something quite unmentionable.
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Billy Moses Sings
Billy Moses sings his introduction to the Adam Carolla Show, cementing his place in Adam's heart as well as radio greatness.
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Moussaoui
Adam has Stacey Gualandi read today's news, including the infamous Moussaoui tapes, and then Dave does his sports report and argues about the merits of Prince.
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Jaron and Larissa
Adam senses trouble in paradise between his interns Jaron and Larissa.
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Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel calls into the show to give Dave a hard time over stealing one of his bits about Aquaman.
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Christian and Jeff Ross
Adam talks to Christian, the 13 year old comedian, and Jeff Ross, his mentor, about their upcoming show at The Improv.
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Dom Irrera
Adam interviews the great comic Dom Irrera.
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Pat O'Brien
Adam talks to Pat O'Brien from 'The Insider.'
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Sunset Thomas
Sunset Thomas, the youngest woman ever to be inducted into te adult entertainment hall of fame, is interviewed by Adam.
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Mike Dawson
Mike Dawson sings his introductory song for the Adam Carolla crew, and Adam talks to Dawson and Big Tad about possibly living together.
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Songs
Adam marvels over the lack of good songs on the air today.
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Frank Vincent
Adam and Dave talk to Frank Vincent from The Sopranos.
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Crescent Wrench
There's a little controversy over the age-old adjustable hexagonal nut tool, and Adam isn't backing down.
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The More You Know
Adam and the gand make fun of those "The More you Know" PSAs on the TV.
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Flying
Adam talks about flying and his new sleep channel on the airplane radio network.
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Life Training
Adam mentions that you need to teach kinds how to give as well as how to get.
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TV Better Than Friends
Until your friends can entertain and inform better than TV, Adam says he'll stick with TV.
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Going Out
Adam Talks about the perils of making plans to go out with friends.
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Peter Guber
Adam interviews Peter Guber about the coming summer movie season.
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Adam with Dr. Drew
Adam interviews Dr. Drew, with special appearances by Deaf Frat Guy, William Shatner and Kid Rock.
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Lost and Found
Adam discusses the finer points of the "lost and found" in a casino setting.
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Going to College
Adam says that not everyone is meant to be stuffed into the "going to college" cookie cutter.
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Henry Phillips Sings
Henry Phillips sings this great little song on Adam's show to promote his new CD.
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Underwear
Adam isn't wearing underwear today, and Claudia wants to know why.
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Lessons on Cheating
Adam interviews Sid Stein and acquires the forbidden knowledge of how to cheat.
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Box of Porn
Adam laments over putting off moving his box o' porn from the trunk of his car.
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Nude Beaches
Adam pontificates over nude beaches and living in an uptight society.
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Explaining Humor
Adam wonders if we've come that much further than reptiles...do we really need to explain that some things are meant to be funny?
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A Jar of Nuts
Adam speaks up about CostCo, and how no man in their thirties should know what the cost of eggs is.
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Adam and Jimmy
Adam and Jimmy fight over Adam's spending time with Jay Leno.
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Donald Trump Advice
Adam and the gang listen to a clip of Donald Trump giving advice to Tom Cruise on being a father.
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3 Choices
Adam explains to Big Tad that he has three choices that he can make in order to remain employed by any employer.
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Complaining
Adam has a unique superpower: complaining. And here he explains why.
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Deaf Frat Guy Therapy
Adam discovers that Deaf Frat Guy isn't just good for drinking, parties and sports!
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Cheerleaders
Adam tells men not to waste their time trying to be the captain of the football team. Be a cheerleader!
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Hot Women
Adam gives his philosophy on hot women and their attire.
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Hot Women
Adam gives his philosophy on hot women and their attire.
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The Price of Gas
Gas prices keep rising, and Adam wants everyone to remember that driving is not a right...it's a privilege.
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Babies All Look Alike
Adam says that babies don't look much different from other babies - it's not until they're about 5 years old that you can see the person they're becoming.
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Everything Is Not About You
Adam says that you meet a lot of people, and if you meet enough of them you will categorize them. And some of those people try to make an event that's not theirs about themselves.
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Baby Showers
Adam and Dave talk about men attending baby showers.
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Immigration
If there's one thing Adam doesn't want...it's France taking over Los Angeles!
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The Pen Rant
Adam's just sick of picking up the pens in the office that someone decided to chew on.
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War Funding
Adam asks Republican Richard Martin how we will fund a new war.
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TiVo
Adam talks about how easy it is to spend 40 minutes trying to get past a 20 second spot on the TiVo.
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Baby Names
Adam considers some names that he won't use for his children.
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The Lingo
Adam talks to David Allen Grier about his lingo.
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Tom Wilson Sings
Tom sings a song for Adam that answers all those pesky questions people usually ask him.
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Gifts and Money
Adam mentions that gift giving is different when you move from one culture to another. But lending money...always the same.
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Get To Know Me
Adam and Dave play a game of "Get to know me" with the Deaf Frat Guy.
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Life After Death
Adam doesn't think that people can deal with the concept of there being nothing further after you die.
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Why Adam Wants Religion
This is the answer to a question that's looming ever closer as the birth of his children draws near.
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Brokeback Prison
News Flash! You cannot show 'Brokeback Mountain' in a prison environment as it might be disturbing to the inmates!
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The Dirty Dozen
Adam likens the melting pot of America to 'The Dirty Dozen,' wher ewe just have too many of one type of team member.
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Just Do It Again
Adam talks about Hollywood's 'Just Do It Again' system, and how much the film companies must love it.
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Being A Judge
Adam mentions that the one thing he never could quite get right is judging people on a point based system.
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Star Jones Chimes In
Adam mentions how "super blowhards" manage to turn everyone else's triumph an themselves and steal the moment.
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Religion
Adam's having a bunch of guests in next week so he can decide which religion he's going to hitch his wagon to.
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Porn Names
Ever wondered what your name would be if you acted in porn? Adam discovers the secret formula for every thespian entering this lucrative profession.
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Getting Old
Adam says that the beauty of getting old is that you don't care what anyone thinks anymore.
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Get Over Yourself
Tyra Banks retired from modeling...and Adam has a few words regarding this huge upset in the modeling community.
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Underage Hangouts
Adam knows all about the ills of underaged drinking, and when he was younger he knew all the hangouts.
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The Pick Up Artist
Adam gives a less on how to pick up some of the hottest women in Los Angeles. Better grab a pen and write this one down!
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Scary Movie 4
Adam plays a clip from the upcoming film: Scary Movie 4.
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The Movies
Adam chats about how the movie experience for young men used to be a lot different than it is today.
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The Apprentice
Adam talks about how one of the contestants on this season's 'The Apprentice' must've ben selected right out of the Russian mob.
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Mark The Poet
Mark the Poet calls into the show to read a new limerick-poem, but Adam says he's sick of the artsy side of art.
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Slob or Genius
Adam definses the difference between being a poor slob and a mad genius. Got your pens ready? It's time to take notes.
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Scrotoplasty
Adam once told his close friends that he had scrotoplasty, and he wonders why everyone believed him.
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Al Qaeda
Adam analyzes a tape from Al Queda, and the results are...um...startling.
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April Fools
Adam and the gang play an elaborate prank on Jim Brusca.
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Cameras
Everyone has a camera now-a-days. And Adam thinks that certain improvements should be made.
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Body Type
Adam says some people were just born to be models...and others weren't.
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Correcting Others
Adam notes that there's just no point in correcting someone else's actions, because they'll just do it again.
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Zacarias Moussaoui
Adam thinks that Zacarias Moussaoui should never have taken the stand during his trial.
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Point of No Return
Adam talks about immigration in the United States...and Republican Richard Martin debates him on the issue.
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Ditch the Cap
Republican Richard Martin talks to Adam about the merits of women not wearing baseball caps.
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Roots
Adam doesn't like it when a woman's roots are visible...most of the time.
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Breaking News
Adam breaks the story about a cat terrorizing the countryside.
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No Baggage
Adam says that the problem with all pretty women is the fact that they seem to have some sort of emotional baggage.
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The Adam Tattoo
Adam FINALLY found someone willing to have Adam's picture tattooed to his body.
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Infidels
There's trouble in the Middle East, but do you really listen to what's being said?
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The Chase
Adam talks about the finer points in movie chase scenes.
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Dead People See Me
Adam finds that people close to the end of their lifespan find him quite the looker.
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Single Apartment Living
Adam says that living in a studio apartment with anyone is the single worst experience in the human condition.
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Visions of the Future
Adam talks about things in science fiction movies that are supposed to happen in the future yet never do.
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Signs of a Decadent Culture
Adam and Dana Gould discuss a sign that may point to the fact that the American culture is becoming more decadent.
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People Move On
Adam talks about the main reason why you should take a stand and not go to anymore sexual harassment orientations.
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No More Porn
Danny Bonaduce tells Adam that his wife gave him the prime directive: get rid of the porn!
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Survival of the Fittest
Adam claims that if people were saying that he was pregnant, he would find someone to impregnate him immediately.
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The Fishtank Theorem
Fish grow to the size of the tank you stick them in. Adam doesn't think that Big Tad is any different.
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Addiction
Adam discusses addiction from the point of view of many health care professionals.
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Cloud 9
Imagine a strip club where you could bring your kids.
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Engineer Joe
Adam wants to hire a man to just sit outside of the stuido and call him 'Champ.'
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Tom Hanks
Adam says that the new hair is just freaking him out.
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The Angie Song
Straight out of Arizona comes this new diddy written for Producer Angie.
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Something To Throw
Adam and Dave act out a prison phonecall that's a very odd story 'attached' to it.
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Best Friends
Althought they just met, it looks like Adam and David Koechner are well on their way towards becoming best friends.
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Get A Man
If you're a lady having problems with home improvement, Adam has a simple solution.
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Home Improvement Man
Rich from Arizona developed a theme song for Adam's home improvement question segments. We think it's pretty cool.
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Love
Adam knows that there are a lot of philosophies on love. This is his...the only one that matters.
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Mixing Booze
Adam says that mixing your booze when your drinking and then getting sick is nothing more than a superstition.
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Dude
In certain crowds, you simply shouldn't use the word dude.
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Uniforms
Once Adam is in charge, uniforms will be mandatory for every day activities. And there will be a chicken in every pot.
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Hobbies
Adam says that people need hobbies. Real hobbies.
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Sweaty Palms
Now that having �sweaty palms� is actually classified as a disease, Adam believes that it won�t be a problem for anyone to get into Harvard.
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White Men and Getting Fat
Adam says that some guys can put on weight and it�s no problem. White guys, unfortunately, are some of those guys.
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Sitcom Fads
Some fads never die, but Adam notes that many go the way of the Dodo.
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The Male Gut
Adam mentions that obese men with hard guts have the ultimate enabler.
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The Male Cycle
Hey guys...need a good excuse for a day you're out of the office?
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Drunk 101
Adam wants to start a class for high school students that teaches you how not to act when you get drunk.
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Not Too Proud
Adam discusses the various men that women aren't proud to say they they want.
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Sopranos Last Night
If you don't want to know what happened on HBO's "The Sopranos" last night, Adam won't spoil any surprises for you.
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Roy Horn Speaks
Roy Horn tells Adam and Penn Jillette that if his tiger had 9 lives, he'd like to kill it 8 more times.
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Bullet Train
Adam wants the Mayor of Las Vegas to get a bullet train put in right now!
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Slinky
The Slinky is a wonderful toy, unless you're Adam. Why doesn't it ever work?
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Standardization
On that fateful day when Adam is in charge of the universe, everything will be standardized.
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Fake Credits
In certain types of movies, Adam notes that people always use fake names for the credits.
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Nature VS Nurture
Adam debates the issue of weight with Big Tad and the creative team on "The Biggest Loser."
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Black Roots
Adam hates blonde women sporting the visible black hair roots.
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Store Returns
Adam refuses to return complicated electronics to any store.
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Establish Yourself
Adam's philosophy in life: establish who you are early and often. That way, people don't ask questions.
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Adam Loves Letterman
David Letterman runs the most difficult talk show on the air right now. Adam and Pat O'Brien discuss why that is.
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Bon Jovi
Rachel saw Bon Jovi in concert. Adam claims he would be ashamed to have a Bon Jovi CD out in plain sight in his car.
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Male Enhancement
Adam has an idea for natural male ego enhancement that doesn't involve drugs or surgery!
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Palmdale USA
Van Stone performs their hit song "Palmdale USA" for Lemmy from Motorhead.
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Bomb Threats
If you don't get a call for a bomb threat, prepare to panic!
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Deep Blue Sea 2
Adam's got thoughts for a sequel swimming around in his head.
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Bomb Squad
Here the pitch for Adam's upcoming movie: Bomb Squad!
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Oscar Music Exclusive
Rachel managed to get her hands on an Oscar exclusive: the first rap song that will ever be performed during the Oscars.
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Caller I.D.
Most people don't know this, but Adam was the man who dated the first woman in America to have caller I.D.
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Drinking and Working
The problem with drinking and working for Adam is that it forces him to listen to his favorite music.
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Fish Tank
Dave Dameshek's own personal Randy Jackson-like dog pound.
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Public Toilets
Remember the days when you could use a bathroom nearly anywhere without the need to purchase a new set of tires just to get the key to the door?
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Dunce Caps
Who doesn't remember the dunce cap? Well, thanks to the NFL's equivalent to the IQ test, we think we can name a few people.
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Haves VS Have-Nots
There is a line that distinguishes the classes, and Adam gives you all the details you'll need to stay on top of the class war.
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BMI
Where did the body mass index come from anyway? Adam has a unique idea about its origin.
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Team Names
Remember when you were a kid and hoping to get on the team with the cool name?
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Cookie Madness
Big Tad can tell you every fact about Girl Scout Cookies that you would ever need to know in a game of Trivial Pursuit.
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Parades
Those people in New Orleans sure do take their parades seriously.
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On Being Sick
Adam tells a story about being sick inspired by his stomach flu this past weekend.
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The Children
Adam shares his thoughts regarding Michael Jackson's kids.
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Bad Employees
When you work with people, you might find yourself having the same conversation multiple times. Wonder why? Let Adam tell you!
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Green Eyed Lady
Karaoke star Adam Carolla lets loose and sings 'Green Eyed Lady.'
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King of the Blowhards
In a perfect world, there would be a no-holds-barred battle royale between Trump, Oprah and Stewart.
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Lifestyle Choices
Whatever your lifestyle choice, Adam rants that you need to just leave it at home.
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The Middle East
There's trouble-a-brewin' in the Middle East. And Adam is reminded of that someone in everyone's life who likes trouble.
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A Song By Rich From Arizona
Rich submits a song to the show about Big Tad, and Big Tad really hopes that Rich makes it to the Vegas show.
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My Trouble With Fame
Adam talks about being trapped somewhere in limbo between A-list and rising star status.
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Barry Being Barry
Our very own Dave Dameshek gets a few words with Barry Bonds' agent.
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Tell Me What You Weigh
For most folks, the subject of weight is a touchy issue. But it's nothing that Adam and Louis C.K. won't tackle.
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Olympic Atheletes
What's the difference between a real athelete and an Olympic athelete? Adam examines the issue.
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How Was Your Weekend
Adam tells the free world why his weekend was ruined by eBay and an impending car delivery.
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My Favorite President
Richard Martin tells Adam who his favorite President is...and the answer surprises Adam.
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A Reason For Everything
Adam is strong enough in his faith to realize that there is a reason for everything that happens.
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Kids Today
Kids today aren't afraid of adults. But Adam has the solution to put the fear of God back into them.
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Panda Bears
If you think panda bears are cute, wait 'til you hear what Adam thinks of them.
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Deodorant
Do you use deodorant? Do you wonder what people think of your choice of deodorant? Here's the answer.
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Diet Tips
Don't know how to lose that extra weight? Check out Ace's diet tip and shed those pounds!
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Rumors
How do rumors get started? They�re started by the jealous people...or are they?
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Stripper Cults
That's right...stripper cults exist. And we bet you never knew how easily you could be pulled in.
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History Is Kind
Adam notes that history is kind to people who never give in, whether they accomplished something or not.
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The Cheney Incident
It will come to be known as "The Cheney Incident" in generations to come...and Adam can't help but notice that the Democrats are desperate.
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Polls
Okay people. It's time to finally decide that you're for or against something, and not fall into life's undecided category.
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Not For Me
Adam thinks about why straight men feel physically ill when they witness acts of gay love.
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Say My Name Again
Adam says that if you hear someone say your name when describing you, that's nothing but bad news.
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The Wrath of Kwan
Big Tad comes up with some headlines to announce that Michelle Kwan has dropped out of the Olympics.
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Sesame Street
Even when he was a child, Adam had bad feelings about Sesame Street.
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Toronto VS Torino
Dave gives Big Tad an assignment to call Torino. This is what happened.
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Air Conditioning
Adam details the moment of his life where he realized that some things just aren\'t meant to be, no matter how hard you try.
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Chris Rock VS Man Show
Chris Rock's show is legendary for it's working environment. But how does The Man Show's working environment stack up?
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The Male Diary
Here's the biggest reason why men need to stop using the computer.
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New York
Adam discusses the reasons why he doesn't particularly like New York city.
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Special Needs Children
Adam explains through demonstration why it's important to establish that you have a special needs child early on in your relationship with your boss.
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Rolling Stones
Do you like the Rolling Stones? Here are a few good reasons why you should not.
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Stop Picking My Music
Adam asks everyone that doesn't know what it is that makes good music to stop influencing the choices for those of us who are smarter than you.
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Dodged The Bullet
Do you work a 9 to 5 job? Because if you do, Adam will tell you that you really dodged a bullet.
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Flying
Here's the problem with commercial airlines: they don't make it very inviting to take a six hour nap.
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Do Not Attempt
Is it really necessary to put these 'Do Not Attempt' disclaimers on every single car commercial?
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Beauty
At what point did we decide it was necessary to make over every woman who isn't attractive?
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Cleanse Society
Who should be cleansed from society in the new world order? Adam'll tell you!
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Check Cashing
Adam talks about what he'd do with all of those check cashing places when he's finally put in charge.
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Bad Calls
Dave and Adam talk about all of the bad calls made during the SuperBowl this past weekend.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam has Deaf Frat Guy read a passage from the Star jones book.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam has Deaf Frat Guy read a passage from the Star jones book.
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Deaf Frat Guy
Adam has Deaf Frat Guy read a passage from the Star jones book.
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Substance Abuse
So, you want to abuse a substance? Here's the right way to get your hands on it.
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Hobopower
Adam describes how to use this new unit of measurement.
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Metrosexuals
When did it become okay for men to say they don't know how to do anything?
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Ascertain This
Can you be beeped on the air for saying the word "ascertain"? Dave thinks so.
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Addictions
Ever wonder why you can't stop eating a box of anything once you start? So has Adam!
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Foxy Love reads Star Jones
Cree Summer does a dramatic reading from Star Jones' book as one of the characters from "Drawn Together."
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Sound Good?
Technology keeps changing, and sound today is just getting to be too good.
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Just Say Hello
Adam talks about common courtesy in our American society.
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Social Experiment
Some people are negative in their outlook towards their fellow man.
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Special Needs
Adam talks about how people find identify for themselves in their own private world.
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My Wife...
Adam discusses his wife relishing when he's wrong.
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Bullwinkle
Dave Coolier reads from Star Jones\' book \'Shine\' as Bullwinkle.
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Quagmire
Seth MacFarlane reads from Star Jones book, 'Shine,' in the voice of one of the characters on 'The Family Guy.'
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Peter Griffin
Seth MacFarlane reads from Star Jones book, 'Shine,' in the voice of one of the characters on 'The Family Guy.'
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Stewie Griffin
Seth MacFarlane reads from Star Jones book, 'Shine,' in the voice of one of the characters on 'The Family Guy.'
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