What Can't Adam Complain About?
Listeners call in and attempt to stump the Ace Man by proposing delightful issues and concerns they feel he just can't complain about.
  
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Off to T.J. with Ray
Adam recounts his experience going south of the border to Tijuana, Mexico with his primate pending pal, Ray.
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How Say You, Part 2
Adam goes back to the phones and talks to callers who wish to discuss the good word of the day and wish to be inspired by the Ace Man.
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Losing It... On a Jet Plane
Adam dissects his weekend trip to British Columbia and the hassle of having to deal with the BS of having to deal with people and the odds rules of modern day air travel.
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How Say You?
Adam blows the phone lines wide open and talks to his beloved listening audience regarding their thoughts and concerns of the day.
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How Say You? Part 2
Adam shifts gears and opens the phones for another edition of How Say You for the 9 o'clock hour.
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How Say You?
Adam and the gang critique the new hit movie Cloverfield, as Sir Mark the Poet serenades the audience with a What Can't Adam Complain About Poem.
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Hot Boxed Cops
Adam tells the tale of the time he was wasted and got into his car to drive home in front of a couple of cops who appeared to be hot boxing their patrol car.
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How Say You?
Adam opens up the phones lines and talks to listeners about your thoughts and concerns.
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Fun with Waterboarding
Adam and the gang discuss the controversial issue of waterboarding as a torture technique.
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Talk About Festive...
Apparently, Adam reached some new level of celebrity status because when he got home yesterday, Ozzy was decorating the Christmas tree without the family. Ace wonders if he's even needed around the house anymore...
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The Raiders' Kirk Morrison
After yet another disappointing loss to the Packers yesterday, The Raiders' Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about the last positive prospect of his NFL season; The Pro Bowl. Vote for your favorite Defensive player, Inside Linebacker Kirk Morriso
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This Week in Rage
Adam's had an ass full of various issues which really boil is blood. He reviews the top 5 in a spirited round of This Week in Rage.
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Ace, Man on a Mission
Adam is focused on what he has to do for the day, even after the show, so when he doesn't mention that he's going to be on Kimmel to his wife, it's because the man has his eye on the prize and didn't factor having to check in with anyone else.
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Clearing the Air
Adam attempts to clear the air regarding his immigration rant from yesterday and talks to caller Ron, a black guy about the uneven state of American intolerance.
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Trouble with Teddy
Adam delves into the story of the kid who named his Teddy Bear Mohammad and gives his opinions and insight on the confrontational matter.
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Just End It Now
If your the type of person that's getting paid an egregious amount of money for doing basically nothing but give orders to people who already know what to do, just end it now and kill yourself. Your services are no longer needed.
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Squirrel Crap
Inspired by seeing the new trailer for the Chipmunks movie, Adam delves back into his psyche and trys to remember if he had ever seen a squirrel defecate. The answer? NO!
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Prisoner David with Lady Jay
The Carolla Show's resident incarcerated, Prisoner David thanks Adam for building the female traffic on his myspace page, then introduces one of the baddest bitches on C-Block, Lady Jay. Check out Prisoner David at www.Myspace.com/PrisonerDavid.
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Wrap Up with Kirk Morrison of the Raiders
The Raiders kick ass linebacker Kirk Morrison talks to Adam and the gang about his winning performance yesterday and discusses his chances of going to the Pro Bowl. Vote for Kirk to go to the Big Pro Bowl game at ProBowl.com.
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An Ode to the Uni-Brow
Adam goes to the phones line this morning and talks to Mark the Poet who shares his musings on Adam's bushy brown brow, then talks to Jim Carolla, Adam's dad, who's planning on playing the trumpet in honor of Thanksgiving.
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Your Momma!
Inspired by Kanye West's deep love for his mother, Adam talks about the luke-warm feeling most white people have for their mothers in relation to the black community.
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Danny Bonaduce, Child Star
Adam talks to Danny, who's currently in Chicago on the phone line, about the trials and woes of being a child star who can't get work after the big break.
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Cramming... Bring It On!
Adam and Danny discuss the minimum amount of effort they put forth when they are on the set and need to learn their lines, where as Teresa read the whole script of "Bring It On 3" for her minor role as a sideline reporter.
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What to Do Without the Duce?
Adam is sad and dejected that his favorite red head, Ddanny Bonaduce isn't in studio today. Ah well, the show goes on...
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Don't Put a Label On Me
Unless your using the Brother P-Touch. Adam talks about all the uses he has for his personal label maker.
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A Lease and a Thank You
Adam still can't understand his father's odd tendacies regarding the car he leases for him. Why can't some people just accept things for what they are and say thank you?
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Muscle Car Madness
Inspired by his trip to the Peterson Auto Museum for the celebration of Carol Shelby, Adam delves into the fine points of muscle cars, since the muscle man Bonaduce is late getting into the studio.
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On the Job Duce Decorum
Adam got into work this morning and found the microwave he uses to heat his coffee was greasy and the timer wasn't set back to clear. Furthermore, get yourself on a good duce dropping schedule before you get to work, damn it!
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Ace Has the Answers... Don't Argue
Because he has a level of intelligence, Adam's hyper vigilant mind is exercised in many various fields of expertise. So when he contradicted the so-called expert about the Writer's strike and turned out to be right, Adam goes off on sudo-experts and thei
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Wrath of the Weary Writers
The members of the Writers Guild of America are underpaid and unappreciated, and have now officially gone on strike. Adam and the gang delve into what this means for Hollywood now that there's no one around to write the jokes.
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Adam's Romp Through Candyland
Well, we geared ourselves up for Rich Eisen, but he fell off so Adam switches gears and talks about the best candy bars in the world with the listening audience in the spirit of Halloween.
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I Dare to be in Therapy
Adam, Danny and Teresa all have had their fair share of therapy and help a caller out in finding a good shrink to get over his personal problems.
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Damn, This Sucks
Adam talks about the various positions people are working where they have to answer to back handed douche bags for a compensation that's not even worth it in the first place.
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The Show of All Shows
Adam and the gang talk to a hand full of grateful listeners who share their appreciation for the Adam Carolla Show and the magic which ensues.
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Tail Between the Legs
Adam shares an intimate tale of his dog Molly pussing out of a situation most wonder mutts would revel in.
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Country Bumpkin Burrito
Alright, I guess gravy is nice on a real chicken fried steak, but when you're throw that slop on your breakfast burrito, it's a sure indication that America needs an enima.
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The Burning Boca
Adam burned his tounge the outher day and delves into the finer points of how microwaves are a huge contributing factor to this under appreciated injury.
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This Week in Rage
Adam reviews the issues which really make him mad as he lists this week's, week in rage.
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Traffic Sucks
Adam attempts to review the latest from Huell Howser, but gets sidetracked by the ridiculous way people drive in this damn city due to all the traffic.
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Is Your Brain Connected?
Adam wonders what the hell is wrong with people who can't dial in what to do with their hands when they want to gesture to other drivers in the car.
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Nice Perspiration, Sweat Head
Adam talks about how he used sweat profusely from his head, which lead him to get a procedure to eliminate the drip, but now the Ace Man sweats from every other part of his body.
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Think Tank Recap
Adam recalls last Friday's broadcast of the FM Think Tank, where his morning job was extended another hour, but then realizes that sitting around and shooting the "s" really isn't considered work to most.
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Waiting for Mencia
Adam starts talking about people's motivation for going to the movies, regardless of how terrible cinema is these days, as he waits for Carlos Mencia to show up on the phone, but eventually cancels. Was Mencia scared to face the Ace Man after his intervi
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A Little Discretion Would Be Appreciated
Adam's a regular guy. No pretension there. But when you have to go out in public and go pick up your medication from the pharmacy, it would be nice if the people who recognised him would keep their nose out of his prescription package. So the Ace Manwo
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