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911 Audio John and Jeff play a 911 call from a lady who is pretty messed up.

911 Audio John and Jeff play a 911 call from a lady who is pretty messed up.

Parkinson's Gambler A man who suffers from parkinson's disease is claiming that the medicine his Doctor prescribed to him made him a compulsive gambler.

Cash vs Plastic John wants to know if you carry cash or plastic, and do you buy more often when you have cash vs plastic?

Safe Haven John and Jeff are concerned about a church in Chicago allowing illegal immigrants to hide out.

The Great Debate John and Jeff talk about a mom and dad who are debating whether or not to circumcise their 12 year old son.

No Shame John wants to if there is any shame left in the world?

Craiglist Hit John and Jeff talk about a woman who seeks out a hitman on the popular website Craigslist.

Bad Sign John tells us about a family who put truly offensive sign on their roof.

Women Who Cook Vs Women Who Don't Cook John and Jeff delve into a touchy topic, with trying to figure out what makes a woman decide to cook or not.

Car Updates Jeff informs us of a popular part on a car that will no longer come with the car, but be carried as an option.

Sorry Wrong Number Jeff informs us of a man in Maryland who tried to call his congressman, but the number out of the phonebook was a sex hotline.

Best & Worst Night Sleeping John and Jeff want to know what your best and worst night sleeping was.

Illegal Immigrant Crackdown John and Jeff talk about how Michigan is cracking down on illegal immigrants trying to get a drivers license.

Chainsaw Masacre John tells us about a Missouri man who went to town on some people with a chainsaw.

Cheap Proposals John and Jeff talk about a survey that says, 65% of women asked say their husbands did not put enough effort in to their wedding proposal.

Cell Phone Radiation John informs us that using your cell phone before you go to sleep,could cause you loss of sleep.

Drive It Like You Stole It! John is concerned about the way Ford is going about selling their 2008 cars.

National License??? John informs us that it is the Senates intention to bring forth a National License by 2014.

Puppy Robbery John and Jeff tell us about two guys who make a living stealing puppies.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio John informs us that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is going to make people who are convicted of drunk driving wear pink.

Vulgar Vanity Plates Jeff tells us about a guy who, chose certain letting for his plate that were found to be offensive.

Criminal Of The Day John and Jeff tell us who the criminal of the day is.

Job Wanted: Illegal Landscaper The third shift rockers John and Jeff talk about the importance of legal workers here in America.

Now Thats A Gas War John and Jeff discuss the ever so high gas prices, and one statio onwers solution to beat down the competition.

In The News From wacky perverts to idenity theft, it's topics in news coming to you on the 3rd shift here on the John and Jeff Show!

Listener Questions It's The Third Shift Free For All here on the John and Jeff show. This is where John and Jeff answer all of your questions on the third shift.

Holiday Charity Jeff wants to know, if people feel better about donating to a woman as apposed to a man.

Super Bug John and Jeff tell us about a 85 year old woman in Scotland contracted a super bug.

Smartest State John and Jeff inform us on which state is the smartest in the country.

Quite A Quandary John and Jeff take a call from a listener who has found herself in quite the quandary.

Sorry Buddy, Wrong Side. John tells us about a doctor in Rhode Island that operated on the wrong side of a man brain.

Republican Debate John and Jeff discuss the topic for the Rebulican Nation Debate.

Secret Santa John informs us that US Post Offices want people who sign up for secret Santa to sign a liabilty contract.

Bye Bye Lottery John and Jeff talk a man who violated his parole by buying a lottery ticket.

Am I Married?? John and Jeff talk a man whose wife divorced him and didn't even tell him.

Fastest Selling Beer John informs us about what beer flew off the shelves during Thanksgiving.

English Only Workplace John tells us about a company that is requiring it's employees to speak English only while at work.

Mr. Whipple Dies John and Jeff inform us that Mr. Whipple from the Charmin commercials has passed away.

The New Peterson Case John and Jeff talk about the new Peterson being accused of offing his wife.

Death By Cat Door John tells us about a man who tried to sneek back into his ex's house only to get caught in the cat door and die.

Vanity Plates John and Jeff tell us which state is number one for having the most vanity plates.

Slow Your Roll John informs us that heavy people have led to the revamping of The Small World ride at Disneyland.

Dog The Bounty Hunter Part 2 John and Jeff discuss the Larry King interview with Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Dog The Bounty Hunter John and Jeff discuss the Larry King interview with Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Baldest City In America John tells us which city is the baldest city in America, and why it is that way.

Chrysler Cutbacks Jeff informs us that Chrysler will stop selling a few popular models in 2008.

Possible Fraud John wants to know why his whole credit card number was printed on a receipt from a major restaurant.

Necrophilia John tells a story of a 24 year old man in New Jersey who was caught having sex with 92 year old lady's corpse.

Sex Offenders With Hallowween upon us, sex offender are supposed to stay inside their homes and go to sleep early. John wants to know how many actually did just that.

Senior Sex John shares a survey with us, that gives the percentage of people over 55 that have sex.

#1 State For Dropouts John and Jeff tells us which schools have the most dropouts in the country.

Breach Of Peace John informs us of a lady so filled up with revenge that she took it out on her ex-boyfriends new wife. Not to mention they had been apart for 8 years.

Interracial Marriages John tell us what the percentages are for people who date inter-racially to actually marry inter-racially.

Marijuana Capital John and Jeff do a survey to find out where the Marijuana Capital of The United States is.

Where's My Husband? John informs us of a woman who thought her husband was missing for 8 years, just to find out that he was living in the Middle East.

Very Bad Prank John telss us about a man who called up a woman and told her that he kidnapped her daughter.

OJ Simpson Update John and Jeff give us an update on OJ Simpson and his legal woes.

Double Standards John wants to know why everytime a woman accuses a man his name is ran through the mud, as the womans name stays private.

Ugliest People In America John tells us which city is know for having the ugliest people in America.

World Series Prices John and Jeff talk about the price of World Series Tickets going from an $80 ticket to $800 for bleacher seats.

The Streets Of Philly John informs us that men in the Philadelphia area have decided to volunteer and take back their streets.

Give Back My Ring! A man buys his fiance a 40,000 dollar engagement ring, only to have the wedding called off. She wants to keep it, and he won't have any of that.

Crossdressing Robbers John and Jeff tell us about a woman who returns home after being gone a month, only to find to men living in her house. One of the men is laying in her bed, in her clothes.

Erection Vs Hearing John tells us that the FDA is taking steps to make it more well know, that if you take E.D. pills you could lose your hearing.

Driving & Texting John tells us about a guy who was driving 35mph and decided to text someone, well...he ended up in a train!

22% Club John and Jeff explain to us what exactly what being a member of the 22% club is.

Favorite Movie Of All Time John and Jeff tell us what there favorite movies of all time are.

Craigs List Prank John tells us about a lady who put a fake ad on Craigs List, stating that everything in her Aunt's house was free.

Lottery Lies A woman wins the lottery in 1995 while she's married and never tells her husband.

Vatican Troubles John and Jeff talk about a Vatican official in trouble for flirting with a boy.

Airport Death John and Jeff tell us about another airport death resulting from being tazed.

The Homeless You would be shocked to find out who makes up most of the homeless in America.

Smoking In A Car Arnie signed a bill that would make it illegal to smoke in a car with someone under 18.

Online Love John and Jeff tell us about an elderly coulple that found love online.

Stolen Car John and Jeff talk about the feeling you get right after your car has been stolen.

Kidney Donation John tells us about a vaccume salesman who donates his kidney to a potential customer.

Kiefer Sutherland Jeff tells us that his favorite actor Kiefer Sutherland will be doing time for drinking & driving.

Conjoined Twins Jeff tells us about a woman who is angry at an airline company who charged her for two seats for her conjoined twins.

Window Smasher John tells us about a man who hired people to smash windows around town, just so he would be hired to fix them.

Dog Bites John and Jeff talk about a study on dogs, and why they are prone to bitting children.

Stone Skipper John and Jeff discuss a man in Pennsylvania that broke a world record for skipping stones across water.

Long Distance Love John and Jeff give advice to a man in America who wants to marry a woman in Thailand.

Cigarette Tax John and Jeff are amazed at the price smokers pay for a pack of cigarettes.

Arsenio Hall In Studio Arsenio Hall stops in to hang out with John and Jeff.

Most Respected People In America John tells us who the top ten most respected people in America are.

Senator Larry Craig John and Jeff give us an update on our old pal Senator Larry Craig

Shoplifting John and Jeff offer up good advice to man who is accused of stealing a Barry Manilow CD.

Fly Boy Jeff tells us a story out of Russia,where a boy held on to the wing of of a 737 during flight.

Piercings John and Jeff talk about the allure of the piercings.

Deadly Infection John informs us about a girl has a mysterious infection that could kill her.

Future Predictions John and Jeff want to know what your future predictions are.

New 2008 Cars Jeff is excited that it is the time of year when all the new cars come out.

New 2008 Cars Jeff is excited that it is the time of year when all the new cars come out.

Thanks To The Third Shifters John and Jeff thanks their fans for their loyalty over the years.

Minor Problems John and Jeff talk about a 50 year old federal prosecuter so was charged with trying to have sex with a 5 year old.

Marriage Regrets John wans to know what the biggest regrets you had after you were married.

GPS Theives John tells us that most car theives are not interested in the car, but the GPS system inside.

Dirty Hands John and Jeff talk about a study that shows that half of Americans don't wash their hands.

Predator Audio John and Jeff replay diturbing audio of Dateline NBC's : To Catch A Predator.

O.J. Simpson John and Jeff talk about O.J. Simpson's trouble in Las Vegas.

O.J. Simpson Part 3 John and Jeff talk about the serious charges brought against O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson Part 2 John and Jeff talk about the serious charges brought against O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpsonn John and Jeff talk about the serious charges brought against O.J. Simpson

Fictional Heros John wants to know what fictional heros you would call up during a nation disaster.

The Chosen States John tells the the top ten state in America that American want to live in.

Led Zeppelin john and Jeff discuss the reunion of Led Zeppelin even though it's not all the original members.

Brittany Spears Invasion John is disturbed at the fact that yesterday was 9-11, and Brittany Spears invaded our news.

Salty Burger John talk about an employee at a Mc Donalds serving a salty burger to a cop.

Pulling The Race Card John talks about how the music industry pulled the race kard with Kanye West.

Expensive D.U.I John and Jeff talk about a man who bought $400,000 car and decided to drive drunk and was busted.

No Fat People john tells Jeff how when he was in Thailand, he say no fat people the whole time he was there.

John's Return John tells Jeff about his return from Thailand and how strict they are at customs.

Most Profitable Actor John and Jeff talk about the most profitable actor, and you will be surprised.

Dating Co-Workers John breaks down that statistics on dating co-workers and what could happen.

Abusive Wife John and Jeff give advice to man who has lived with an abusive wife for over 10 years

T.V. Show Problems Jeff wants to know why all the shows he likes to watch, the people end up having personal problems.

Gang Busters John talks about the new method of getting gangs to stop hanging aroung.

O.J. Simpson John informs us that O.J. Simpson in the light again, giving a web interview.

Marriage Longevity After John's parents celebrate being married 50 years. John wants to know how they did it.

Most Profitable Actor John informs us who is the most profitable actor on the big screen currently.

Comeback Car Jeff tells us what car of the 80's is going to be making a comeback in the near future.

Relationship Advice John and Jeff dish out some well needed relationship advice to a listener.

Drunk Drivers John informs us that last year over 13,000 American were killed by drunk drivers.

Man Vs Wild Jeff share with us more proof that Man Vs Wild was a false sense of survival.

Deported Woman John and Jeff talk about the Mexican woman who was hiding in Chicago to avoid deportation.

Dr. Death Listener Bob calls in and tells John and Jeff that he knew the Doctor that shot and killed her husband.

Safe Haven John informs us that the lady who was hiding from police in Chicago, was found in Los Angeles and was arrested.

Safety Deposit Person Jeff tell us about a bank that forgot an elderly woman in the safety deposit vault.

Getting A Ticket Michelle the Engineer got a ticket on her way home last night, so John and Jeff decide to take a count.

Propper Marriage Age Part 2 John and Jeff discuss what the propper age to get married is.

Propper Marriage Age John and Jeff discuss what might be the propper age to get married.

Stun-Gun Incident John tell us about another stun-gun incident that occurred in Houston.

Male Surgery John tells us that 20,000 men in America have this surgery every year.

Parental Abuse John and Jeff think back to a caller to called in to tell them that he was horribly abused by his parents.

Expensive Drink John and Jeff talk about a man who bought a $400,000 dollar car and decided to drive it drunk.

Everyday Expenses John talk about the way we spend money, in that we have our set spending ways.

What Drains Your Money? John gives us the top ten thing that will drain your money.

Burger Problems John and Jeff talk about a man who ordered two burgers with no cheese because he is allergic to it. The fast food place decides he needed it anyway.

Pregnant Speeder John tells us about a pregnant woman that was speeding because she thought she was in labor. Then she is pulled over and sited.

9 Year Old Drunk Jeff informs us about a hefty drinker out of Australia and he is only 9 years old.

Black On Black Violence John and Jeff continue their discussion on black on black violence.

Black On Black Violence John and Jeff discuss the alarming numbers released in a study on violence.

Marriage Bliss Jeff talks about how happy his marriage is, then John busts in with a not so happy story.

Live Earthquake Part 2 John and Jeff take calls from listeners who felt the Chattsworth earthquake.

Live Earthquake Part 1 John and Jeff take calls from people who felt the Chattsworth earthquake.

Worst Drivers John and Jeff delve into what state has the worst drivers.

Van Halen John tells us that Van Halen will announce the tour of all tours next week.

Cell Phones John & Jeff talk about the different states and how they're cracking down on cell phone users.

Lousy Lawsuit San Deigo firefighters are suing over the fact they had to cruise in the gay rights parade.

River Object John quizzes Jeff on an object found in a New York river.

Border Justice John tells us about a border patrol agent who stand trial for the murder of a Mexican citizen who tried to cross the border ilegally.

Pencil Head John talks about a 59 year old woman who has a pencil lodged in her head.

Bonds Ties Aaron John notices that the commissioner of Major League Baseball did not clap when Barry Bonds hit the home run that tied Hank Aaron.

What Do You Like To Drive? John & Jeff want to know, What do you like to drive? Is it the old classics or the sporty new ones?

Who Am I ??? John quizzes Jeff on a celebrity that is obsessed with psychics.

Marijuana A study in New Zealand shows that marijuana smoke may restrict your airflow more than smokes.

Customer Service John and Jeff talk about customer service or lack there of.

Comp-U Problems John tells us about a man who takes his computer into Compuserve for repairs and ends up in trouble.

Americans Heading North Jeff tells us that more and more Americans are heading north to Canada.

Free Liquor John is amazed that Amtrak would offer it patron a $100 gift card toward liquor.

Boy Kills Pricipal Jeff tell us about a boy who takes the stand to defend himself again charges that he killed his principal.

Vegansexuals John talks about Vegans that do not sleep with meat eaters.

No Money For The Homeless A listener calls in with support of John & Jeff in not giving homeless people money.

Marrage List John & Jeff go over their marrage check list.

500lb Man What does a Judge order a five hundred pound man to stop doing?

Wasted Work Time John poses the question: How much time is wasted by the average worker?

Man Vs Wild Jeff's favorite show on TV is in hot water. With allegations that the host slept in hotels instead of roughing it.

Predator Audio Part 2 John & Jeff play us more audio clips of perverts being caught in action.

Predator Audio John & Jeff play us some more audio clips of predators being caught in action.

Show Haters A listener e-mails the show and states that he is one of the 22% of the people who hate the show, but can't stop listening.

Overrated Wines jeff talks about his dining out last night, and how he concludes that wine is overrated.

Myspace Predators John informs us that Myspace has become a haven for sexual predators.

Movies That Don't Get Old Part 2 John & Jeff talk about the movies you can watch over and over again, and just don't get old.

Movies That Don't Get Old Part 1 John & Jeff talk about the movies you can watch over and over again, and just don't get old.

Wacky Marrages John tells us about a couple who gets married Haryy Potter style.

Age Of Consent What is the moral age of consent? John and Jeff get down to the bottom of this debate.

Predator Audio John and Jeff plau audio clips from Datelines: To Catch A Predator.

Dateline Gets Sued John informs us that one of the men arrested on Dateline's: To Catch A Predator, is sueing NBC.

Sting's Cooking Troubles John informs us that Sting's former chef is sueing for sexual discrimination.

Bad Michael Vick John & Jeff discuss the charges again Michael Vick for organizing dog fights.

Crazy Bus Driver John tells us about a bus driver who throws a 22 year old woman off his bus.

50 Reasons Not To Marry Part 3 John & Jeff continue their top 50 reasons not to marry someone who is......

50 Reasons Not To Marry Part 2 John & Jeff continue their top 50 reasons no to marry someone who is.......

50 Reasons Not To Marry John & Jeff go over the 50 reasons someone who is.......

Canadian Dental Woes John tells us about a Canadian teen who went to visit the dentist to have wisdom teeth removed, and ends up dead.

Angry Cheerleader A girl who did not make her chearleading squad, decided along with her paents to sue the school district. Jeff is completely stunned by this.

Cardinalinal Apology John informs us that Cardinal Mahoney want to apologize for bad Catholics.

8-10 Year Lifespan What lifeform has an average lifespan of 8-10 years?

The Floating Man A man attaches 105 big hellium ballons to his lawn chair and floats away.

Not My Baby John tells us about a man in Floridawho has to pay child support for a kid that is not his.

Victoria's Dirty Secret john tells us about a man who exposed himself to two Victoria's Secret employees.

Indestructable Jobs John and Jeff Talks about the top 12 indestructable jobs.

Name The Occupation It's time to play Name The Occupation with John & Jeff.

Injured Children Jeff takes a guess on what 75,000 children are injured with each year.

World's Stupidest Mom John informs us of a woman who left her 11 month old in a locked car while she shopped.

First Marriages John quizes Jeff and us on what the average length of a first marriage is.

Man's Dream Country John tells us a bouth a poll that has determined that 25% of U.S. men want to live in Canada.

Hybrid Theory Can a Prius really reach 100 m.p.h? John & Jeff talk about little Gore getting busted, and how it all ties in.

Live Earth Concerts John thinks this was the last Live Earth Concert, due to the fact no one watched.

Abusive Relationships In light of the Chris Benoits murder suicide. John thinks it should be a wake up call to women in abusive relationships.

Stinky Plane The man who was subjected to flooded toilets on his flight is now traumatized. John trys to analyze his issue.

Chris Benoit Part 2 John & Jeff find out that Chris Benoits death was a murder suicide.

Chris Benoit John & Jeff talk about pro wrestler Chris Benoit being found dead in his hous this weekend.

Paris Finds God After being released from jail today, John informs us that Paris has found God.

Frozen Beer John tells us about a Chef that is serving frozen beer at his restaurant.

Video Game Addiction Can you get addicted to video games? John informs us of a study to find out.

The New I-Phone Jeff wants to know if John will be waiting line for a new I-Phone.

Multiple D.U.I.'s John is confused over the fact that a man can be charged with 8 D.U.I.'s.

Home Cooking Does home cooking mean that the woman is happy in her marriage.

Marriage Dynasty jeff wants to know who would marry someone who has been married 3 or 4 times.

Death Increase John asks: What is the cause of death to rise 10 percent in the last year.

Tased Criminal Jeff informs us on what happens when you taser a criminal.

Damn Smokers John talk about his experience with patio smokers at his favorite restaurant.

Airline Mishaps Jeff tells us what you don't want to happen in a plane at 34,000 feet.

Fake Comfort Why does Jeff try to make people feel better when they are wrong?

Foreclosure State John asks the question: Which state has the most foreclosures?

Catholic Driving Tips How does the Catholic church have time to write a report on driving? John is baffled by this.

One Night Stands 64% of women from what country, say they have had one night stands? Jeff makes an educated guess.

Beef Spokesman John offders up Ted Nugent as the spokeperson for Beef....it's whats for dinner!

Financial Discipline John give financial discipline to listener who emailed the show.

Hottest 60 Year Olds John tell us who the hottest 60 year old women are.

Rosie's Price Is Right John talks about Rosie O'Donnell replacing Bob Barker on The Price Is Right.

Text Messaging Jeff explains how and why women love text messaging.

Predator Audio More To Catch A PRedator audio for John & Jeff to dissect with the listeners.

Learning English Part 2 John & Jeff continue there discussion on the best way to learn english.

Learning English Part 1 John talks about the the Governors remarks on learning english by watching english T.V.

Most Common Street Name What is the most common street name in the U.S.? Jeff has the answere.

Fancy Take-Out People don't want to sit at a restaurant and John tells us why.

Losing Your Cell Phone John has the top 5 places you might lose your cell phone.

Mommy Prom Date John finds it disturbing that a kid took his mom to prom.

Pervert Audio Chris Hansen provides John & Jeff with awesome audio from, To Catch A Predator.

Gender Specific Hotel Floor A major hotel company had an idea for a floor for woman only. John wants to know, who would complain about this?

To Catch A Predator More great clips from To Catch A Predator.

Guess The Crime The only hint John gives you is the name of the criminal.

War Coverage Jeff breaks down the numbers.How many hours of war coverage news channels broadcasted.

Inmate Rent Should inmates pay for their stay in jail? John offers Paris Hilton as an example.

Spam Rivalry Jeff tells us that McDonalds & Burger King are haveing a spam war in Hawaii.

Rollercoaster Nightmare John talks about a rollercoaster that is left hanging in a blackout.

Runaway Bride Jeff informs us of yet another runaway bride.

Self Amputation A man amutates his leg at the knee.John explains in gruesome detail.

Most Annoying Kid John tells us why home-schooling screws up kids.

Police Run In A caller has the cops called on him, while he waits to talk with John & Jeff

Angry Email a listener sends John an angry email in regards to his domestic violence remarks.

19 Year Coma A polish man awakes after a 19 year coma, to find huge differences in his life.

Domestic Violence Why would men where high heel shoes & march a mile for domestic violence awareness?

16,000 Injured Teens John clues us in on what injured 16,000 teens last year.

Largest Divorce Setllement Jeff informs us of a lady who was awarded 184 million dollars in a divorce settlement.

Gas Prices Think we have bad gas prices? Jeff telss us who has it worse!

Drug Addiction John shares the numbers. Why are so many americans dependent?

Pop Culture Jeff tells us the top twenty things that have gone missing over the past thirty years.

Natalee Holloway John delivers the breaking news: Natalee Holloway's mom is dating Jon Bonet's dad!!

Best Cars For Singles Jeff tells us which cars are best for singles and why.

Elderly Drivers Are these accidents or ill intent? John and Jeff put it into perspective.

Women Vs. Men In News John asks: Do people prefer men over women in television news?

Hazardous Karaoke Jeff talks about a man who was killed for bad singing.

Paranoia Jeff asks the question, 1 in 8 guys are so paranoid they wont do what?

Dental Hygene John informs us that 12% of a certain country only brush their teeth once or twice a week.

Breathalyzers & Bars John talk about how convenient it would be for bars to have breathalyzers.

Grocery Shopping Husbands Why are stores trying to capitalize on husbands who shop more than their wives.

Pervert Alert What does this man have 1500 of? Jeff fill us in, and lets us know how messed up this guy is.

Summer Bands How many members of the band have to original to use that bands name?

Ring Retrieval If a man cheats, does she get to keep the ring?

Ms.U.S.A. How does she react to seeing herself trip on video?

Skybus How can they charge for everything?

Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'donald Really, How important are these two?

Booby-Trapping Your Business Man booby-traps his business and gets sued...is that fair???

Criminals That Run Jeff informs us that 68% of the people who run from cops are criminals.

Mexican Gas & Shoutouts Listener shout-outs & why you shouldn't buy Mexican gas.

Dr.Death The release of Jack Kevorkian sparks controversy among listeners.

Memorial Day Recap John & Jeff share what they did over the weekend.

Memorial Day Plans John & Jeff reflect of their past Memorial day adventures.

Shoutouts The thirdshifters give shout-outs to their fans.

St. Louis Cardinal Pitcher John Hancock John talk about the father of Josh Hancock, former St.Louis Cardinal Pitcher suing for his sons death.

Listener Emails John & Jeff respond to an email about four women fired for spreading rumors.

Hot Senior Citizens From Goldie Hawn to Diane Cannon, John and Jeff are trying to compile a list of the hottest celebrity senior citizens and will hopefully send these gorgeous geriatrics to Playboy for Hugh Hefner's consideration.

Conspiracy Cola and Shout Outs John and Jeff discuss a woman who used to work for CocaCola who was sentenced to 8 years in prison for attempting to sell Coke secrets to Pepsi. Plus, shout outs.

News and Nonsense John and Jeff mull over and discuss the headlines that relate to the things that are just off limits to tease guys about.

Getting Into Radio John and Jeff give anxious listeners advice on how to break into the radio business.

Room Service John and Jeff are 2 guys who think that mandatory tipping for room service should be eliminated, and this hour they explain why

Stupid Useless Trivia If you know where the skin cancer capitol of the world is, John and Jeff will give you a free 3rd shift t-shirt!

What Is Oprah Hiding John and Jeff try to guess why Oprah is so furious that her father is coming out with a tell all book about her

Gossip Will Get You Fired John and Jeff are proud that 4 women got fired for gossiping about their boss. This is a victory for men!

The Best TV Dad John and Jeff wonder what TV dad you would have most liked to grow up with

Hahaha Looser...WEIRDO John and Jeff are glad a 32 year old perv is behind bars for posing as a teenage boy

Back On The TSA Watch List John gives his reasons on why he believes he is back on the TSA's watch list.

Give The Ring Back John and Jeff are 2 guys who say you should give the guy back his engagement ring if the marriage is off.

False Accusers Should Do The Time For The Crime If a woman falsely accuses a man of rape, she should get the sentencing for a rape suspect

Victims Of False Accusation If a woman accuses you of rape, and you're found innocent after 18 years of jail time, what should happen to the woman?

Baldness John and Jeff seek a cure for male baldness

Asian Mail Order Brides John and Jeff investigate the rise in Asian women mail order brides

More On The Death Of The Music Industry John and Jeff think most artists just arent making any money anymore

The Death Of The Music Industry John and Jeff think that free downloads will soon kill the entire music industry

More Michael Bolton Audio Nuggets John and Jeff continue to play bad singing from the one and only Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton Audio Nuggets John and Jeff play some audio of singer, Michael Bolton bombing on stage

Names John and Jeff find the real meanings of women's names

Liscence Plates John and Jeff are proud to see their idea of scanning license plates to see if they're stolen is becoming a reality

Yes, The Dress Does Make You Look Fat If you don't tell your wife the truth about her weight, she'll just continue to grow!

Freaking Out Little Kids John and Jeff wonder why schoolteachers would pretend to be school shooters to educate the kids on school shootings.

24 Hours Without Police Would you feel safe in your neighborhood?

Daddy's Video Camera John and Jeff wonder what the hell a father was doing videotaping his family in the shower...WEIRDO!

Immigration John and Jeff think all people who want the immigrants deported should be arrested for any services they have ever used by illegals

Puppy Love John and Jeff have the verdict for a man accused of having sex with the family dog.

Completely P-whipped John and Jeff talk to a caller who lets his woman run his life

Condom In The Iced Tea What disgusting things have you found in your beverages?

Divorce John and Jeff try to figure out why the divorce rate is going down

Sex Offenders Are Scary John and Jeff talk to a caller who admits to being a perv and registered sex offender

Free Advice From Dr. Phil and Rudy Guliani John and Jeff get help from Rudy Guliani and Dr. Phil to give advice to a dillusional woman.

Jeff's Car Stereo John can't believe Jeff rides around in an expensive muscle car with no car stereo, just a battery powered transistor radio. Is he nuts?

Video Piracy John and Jeff talk about the underground market for bootleg movies

Mothers Day Gifts John and Jeff think women are cheaper than men when it comes to Mothers Day gifts

Alcoholism Is Not A Disease! John and Jeff are 2 guys who don't buy it when a drunk says they are victims

Female Bosses John and Jeff wonder what kind of drama your female boss has put you through

Paris Hilton John and Jeff are thrilled that this little princess is finally going to get what she deserves as Paris Hilton might be off to jail.

Trump Audio Nuggets John and Jeff share and compare the most recent audio nuggets from the Donald. Trump, that is.

Tivo John and Jeff discuss how Tivo might be the downfall of entertainment and therefore life as we know it.

The Homeless, Homeless John and Jeff discuss the story of a homeless man who was about to lose his dwelling when a dump truck unloads him and almost takes him away.

Hof Audio Nuggets - Part 3 John and Jeff believe the whole Hof tape was a set-up to get attention to his new book.

Hof Audio Nuggets - Part 2 John and Jeff listen to more of the drunk Hof tape

Hof Audio Nuggets - Part 1 John and Jeff dissect the drunk Hasselhof tape.

If You Had A Few Months To Live... What would you spend it doing? John would probably go to Thailand and live out the rest of his days with Asian women.

More On The Death Penalty John and Jeff wonder why serial killers are allowed to appeal and appeal their case again and again

The Death Penalty John and Jeff are 2 guys who wonder why it takes 20 years to execute a man on death row

Who Doesn't Use The Internet? John and Jeff wonder who doesn't embrace the technological god known as internet

Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail. Horrray!! John and Jeff revel in the fact that stupid spoiled whore, Paris Hilton is finally getting some justice laid upon her.

Listen to Your Flight Attendant That's what a passenger learned when he was asked to calm down by the flight attendant on his flight, but when he proceeded to act like a jerk, he was ordered off the flight and charged with a federal offense and landed in court. John and Jeff discuss th

Autograph Etiquette John and Jeff delve into the proper procedure for asking for a famous person's autograph.

Text Messaging with Sparkle John and Jeff try to understand the psyche behind women who don't talk on the phone anymore, and have resorted to strictly text messaging. Sparkle calls in with her opinions.

Good Tippers John and Jeff dive into the issue of what appropriate tipping entails, when going out on the town.

Tip Jars Why do we tip at TGI Fridays and not McDonalds? Why do we tip at Starbucks? John and Jeff want to know!

Jerseys John and Jeff wonder if you can proudly wear your home-team's jersey in another city

Buying Behind Her Back John and Jeff want to know what purchases you have made without consulting the wife first

Say Hello! John and Jeff wonder why most women refuse to approach men.

Prisons John and Jeff wonder who would oppose building more prisons

Pant Suit A guy is suing a dry cleaner for $60 Million for a pair of pants. This is whats wrong with this country

Miss America John and Jeff wonder why Miss America is spending her time helping America's Most Wanted to crack down on criminals

High Speed Chases John and Jeff are 2 guys who think cops should use deadly force to stop high speed chases.

Fat Lesbians John and Jeff wonder why a new study shows that lesbian women are twice as likely to become obease as straight women.

Immigration Part 3 Who are you loyal to? your country or your race?

Immigration Part 2 Immigrant 3rd shifters battle John and Jeff on their stances on immigration

Immigration Part 1 John and Jef talk about all the upcoming immigration protests going on this week

More On Racism Why can there be a black-only club, but not a white-only club? Or why should these clubs exist at all?

Women In The Millitary John and Jeff want to know if there is anything a woman can do better than a man in the millitary

Reverse Racism Is it racist to have a caucasian only group in a college?

Love Hate Relationships John and Jeff explore the world of love hate relationships

Trump Audio Nuggets More Nuggets of the Trumpster hating on Rosie!!

Little League John and Jeff can't believe they outlawed scoring in Little League games. Whats the point of competing if you can't win? This is blatent Communism!

Trannie Sportscaster Who would ever hire the LA Times sports writer who is going for a trans-gender surgery?

Wedding Planners John and Jeff say you should never hire a wedding planner if you're going to get married

Not Listening To Her John and Jeff ask 3rd shift guys how to pretend that you're actually listening to your woman without getting caught.

Parenting The TV John and Jeff ask 3rd shift parents what TV shows they don't let their kids watch.

Long Distance Relationships Why do people need to make themselves believe that long distance relationships are easy to maintain? How about you just find someone in your own area code?

Trump Piles On Rosie Now that Rosie has quit the view, Donald Trump is firing off the verbal attacks again, and John and Jeff have the audio nuggets.

More Looks VS Humor The 3rd shift chicks weigh in on the debate of looks vs humor

Female Teacher Does...You Know Already... Another Female teacher has been caught banging a minor, and John and Jeff aren't suprised

A New Planet? John and Jeff wonder what we would do if a new planet was available to us.

Looks VS Humor - What Do Women Really Want? John and Jeff want a definitive answer on what women put more stock in - being funny, or being attractive

Bad Free Advice? Some 3rd Shifters don't like the free advice on the John and Jeff Show. What do you think?

Shoplifters John and Jeff are 2 guys who think shoplifters should be caged in front of customers like animals!

Gas Prices John and Jeff wonder if the rising gas prices have changed the way you drive.

The 100 Angriest Cities John and Jeff count down the top 100 citys of anger.

The Top 10 Satisfying Jobs John and Jeff countdown the top 10 jobs that leave you satisfied after work

Alec Baldwin Audio Nuggets John and Jeff dissect the phone call from Alec Baldwin to his daughter

The Criminal Mentality If you think that the majority of cops are bad, then you're a criminal

Respect The Police! John and Jeff wonder why some parents raise their kids in thinking that the police are the bad guys

Casa De Jeff John wonders why he has never been to Jeff's house, a.k.a "Casa De Jeff"

Free Advice, Free Advice, Free Advice John and Jeff will solve your problems for free. They'll give you the real deal, the straight dope

The Effect Of Free Advice John and Jeff want your free advice updates and want to know how the free advice department has effected your life

Hotties Of 2007 John and Jeff want to know who your choice for hottest chick of 2007 is.

Even More Audio Nugget Action John and Jeff play interview audio with more survivors of the Virginia-Tech shooting

More Audio Nugget Action John and Jeff play more segments from the disturbing Virginia-Tech shooter tape

Audio Nuggets Of A Disturbing Tape John and Jeff play the audio of the tape that the Virginia-Tech shooter sent to NBC News hours before he ended his own life and 32 others

More Virginia-Tech Coverage John and Jeff continue to explore the effect the massacre will have on society

More Audio Nuggets Of The News Coverage John and Jeff dig up more audio nuggets including interviews with some of the survivors

Audio Nuggets Of The News Coverage John and Jeff play media reactions to the Virginia Massacre

We Should Have Seen This Thing Comming John and Jeff analyze the psych profile of the man who massacred 33 people in Virginia

The Tragedy's Effect On The World john and Jeff wonder what will change in schools because of the shooting in Virginia

Gun Control, How About Nut Control All the anti-gun people are reacting to this story but how about we just don't sell guns to whack-jobs

Virginia Tech Audio Nuggets John and Jeff play clips of how the news media has reacted to this story so far

Survivors Of The Tragedy John and Jeff are on in Virginia and some of the 3rd shifters calling in actually experienced the shooting

The Tragedy At Virginia Tech John and Jeff talk about the shock and awe of today's violent tragedy.

Respect For Drummers John and Jeff get into a heated argument on if drummers get the same respect as lead singers

Interracial Divorces John and Jeff wonder why the divorce rate is 10% higher for interracial couples

Interracial Marriages John and Jeff talk about the marital rate of interracial couples.

Vegetarians Are So Irratating Why do vegetarians have to announce to the whole world that they don't eat meat?

More on Don Imus John and Jeff delve further into the issues regarding Don Imus after being fired from his radio and TV gig.

Don Effing Imus John and Jeff further review and discuss the current conditions surrounding Don Imus and his controversial comments about the Rutgers womens basketball team.

The Don Imus Scandal John and Jeff discuss the issues surrounding Don Imus' comments against the Rutgers women's basketball team.

The Duke Lacrosse Scandal John and Jeff further delve into the issues surrounding the Duke Lacrosse team and their recent court dismissal.

Duke Lacrosse Part 4 Rocking the third shift, John and Jeff examine the trials and tribulations of the Duke Lacrosse team after their sexual harassment case was dismissed.

Duke Lacrosse Part 3 Rocking the third shift, John and Jeff further delve into the trials and tribulations of the Duke Lacrosse team after their sexual harassment case was dismissed.

Duke Lacrosse Part 2 Rocking the third shift, John and Jeff further discuss the trials and tribulations of the Duke Lacrosse team after their sexual harassment case was dismissed.

Duke Lacrosse Part 1 Rocking the third shift, John and Jeff discuss the trials and tribulations of the Duke Lacrosse team after their sexual harassment case was dismissed.

Duke Lacrosse John and Jeff discuss the dismissal of the case against the Duke Lacrosse team, who was accused of sexually harassing a female student.

Tattoos and Shout Outs John and Jeff discuss the logistics of getting a tattoo of someone you love, who will just end up being removed by a laser years later. Plus, shout outs.

Free Advice on the Open Phones Listeners call in with their personal problems and get free advice from John and Jeff.

Lawsuits Against Gas There are about 9 lawsuits against gas companies for having the temperature of gasoline too high, which in turn lessens the amount we're pumping into our car at the already inflated price.

Gas Prices John and Jeff talk about the skyrocketing prices at the pump.

Dead Rat In Where? John and Jeff have another gross story involving a dead rat

The Criminal Mentality Where do people come off thinking that there is honor in going to prison?

If You Lie About The Crime, You're Gonna Do The Time John and Jeff talk about a woman charged with murder because she lied to her husband about being raped.

Golddigger John and Jeff talk to a girl who admits she uses men for free meals and gifts

Profile Of A Poet John gives his government profile of a guy who writes poetry for chicks

3rd Shift Divorce People are 3 times as likely to divorce if they work the 3rd shift. Why do you think that is?

Bad Odor John and Jeff wonder why some Europeans think it's acceptable to only shower once a week

Man Boobs John and Jeff wonder why breast reduction surgery should be covered by medical insurance.

Dateline Audio Nuggets Its perv time! these guys wanna rock their jollies with minors, but they're gonna get caught!

Moving In For Money Reasons If you move in with someone because its cheaper, your relationship will get screwed up royally

The Snoring Factor Another reason you should live with someone before you marry them is to see if you're compatable sleeping next to eachother all the time.

Dating With Coupons John and Jeff explore the stigma attached to bringing a coupon with you to your date.

Maintaning A Friendship With The Ex John and Jeff think you should never stay friends with an ex because it makes the people around you uncomfortable

Sex In The Classroom John And Jeff wonder how a junior high orgy could happen in a classroom while class was in session

Heather Mills Is Evil She rips Paul McCartney for 50 Mil and she wonders why everyone hates her?

Experimenting Lesbians My Ass! John and Jeff wonder why a woman who has had sex with a woman is an experiment, but a man who has been with another man is completely gay. If a woman has been with a woman, she should be considered a lesbian!

Muscle Car Man Jeff Jeff gives car advice to a 3rd shifter

Nutty Pet Owners John and Jeff wonder what else was wrong with a family that killed themselves over the death of their dog,

Bad Radio Ideas John and Jeff drudge up the infamous Hold Your Wee For A Wii contest when a judge decrees that no criminal charges can be filed.

Text Messaging John and Jeff try to de-mystify why women are completely obsessed with texting.

Asking For Directions When you go inside the gas station for directions, you\'re better off buying something before asking, or you may get led on a wild goose chase.

Celebrity Stalkers John and Jeff wonder where stalkers get all their free time to stalk.

Credit Card Theft John and Jeff find out that most credit card theft takes place in resturants.

Short Man Syndrome John and Jeff talk about the rejection short men face from women just because of their height.

You Really Gotta Maintain John and Jeff wonder what could possibly be worth going to jail for.

You Gotta Maintain John and Jeff think that you should step out and cool off before you let the rage get to you and end up in jail

Divorcing A Transexual? John and Jeff wonder if you should still have to pay alimony if your ex wife becomes a man

High Suicide Jobs John and Jeff list off the jobs that have the most sucides.

Emailers Hate John John wonders why all the hate mail is toward him and not Jeff when they both agree on the same topic

Yeah... He's A Pervert And he'll probably keep on escalating the pervness. Jeff can describe him in one word...WEIRDO!!

Panty Raider Or Pervert John and Jeff talk about a guy found with 60 pounds of stolen panites. Is this just a gateway crime to other sexual offences?

High Maintenance Women Women who say they're Independent are really just High Maintenance

Diddn't Take The Advice A woman calls in who didn't take John and Jeff's advice, and ended up getting physically assaulted

Homeless But Better Off A caller took John and Jeff's advice and now is homeless, and John and Jeff couldn't be prouder

Death By Stupidity John And Jeff wonder who was actually suprised by Anna Nicole's autopsy.

Women Drivers John and Jeff talk about how their mothers weren't allowed to drive back in the day

The Miss USA Contest John talks about being enticed by the Miss USA Contest because Miss Rhode Island was in the top 2.

Cellphones John and Jeff make a list of where you should not be allowed to use your cellphone and irratate people.

If You Do The Crime, You Gotta Do The Time If a woman falsley accuses a man of rape, her punishment should be that of a rapist herself

Family Or Ambition John and Jeff get into a huge debate on John Edwards' decision to continue his campaign after finding out his wife has cancer

Boozing In The Hospital John and Jeff wonder how 50% of ER visits in England are alcohol related

Spying In The Shower John and Jeff can't believe a guy would go through all the trouble of putting a hidden camera inside a shampoo bottle just to see his roommates naked.

Living Together John and Jeff wonder why some people think its a bad idea to move in together before you get married. How else are you going to find out if you're compatible?

Bashing On The Free Advice A caller challenges John and Jeff on the soundness of their free advice on the 3rd shift.

The Best Bands If we can all agree that The Beatles are the #1 Band... then who's #2?

The Best Beer John and Jeff talk to 3rd Shifters on their favorite beers

Starbucks Music? John and Jeff talk about coffee giant, Starbucks trying to get into the music industry.

Free Advice, Free Advice, Free Advice John and Jeff give advice to a man who's friends all think he's gay.

American Idol John and Jeff wonder why some people are saying American Idol isn't a good program for families to watch.

911 Audio Nuggets John and Jeff play some baffling audio of a man calling 911 saying he shot his wife.

Is Marriage Obsolete? John and Jeff wonder if marriages will become a thing o the past altogether

Living Legends John and Jeff continue adding names to their list of living legends that will sit at a roundtable dinner.

One Leeged Golddigger John and Jeff wonder who could possibly not hate Heather Mills McCartney after her 50+ Million dollar divorce settlement.

Scamming Restaurants John and Jeff talk about the odacity of some people who try to pull the "fly in the soup" routine at restaurants to get a free meal.

Fat Man Overboard!!! John and Jeff wonder why a 300 pound man would jump ship on a cruise.

Cops Should Get A Raise Who would really be against a bill raising the pay for the people who protect us?

Tazers John and Jeff talk to 3rd shifter cops who explain how great and safe tazers are.

Crazy Pet Owners There's nothing worse, than a pet owner who values the pets life over another human's

Sex Offender Plates John and Jeff debate on whether it's a good idea to make specialized license plates for sex offenders, so they can be pointed out on the road

St. Patty's Day John and Jeff talk about the exorbant marketing for this green non-holiday

Staying Awake On The 3rd Shift John and Jeff want to hear your methods for staying awake on the 3rd shift

Living Your Dreams John and Jeff reiterate how important it is to follow your dreams first before you think of getting married and settling down

Wearing Green For St. Pattys Day Jeff talks about being forced by his mother to sport the green clothes for the 17th.

Cable Ratings John and Jeff wonder why cable shows get such low ratings when over 80% of households have cable.

Stupid Useless Trucker Trivia John wants to give you a 3rd shift T-shirt if you can name the most dangerous state for trucks to drive in.

Getting A Raise John and Jeff give advice to 3rd shifters on how to get a pay raise at work

Addiction John and Jeff ask callers to explain to them how exactly addiction is a disease.

Abroad Food Service And Tips John and Jeff talk about tipping and food service in other countries

More Dateline Audio Nuggets Even More Pervs Trying to engage in some mutual nudeness with minors!

Dateline Audio Nuggets More Pervs who get caught trying to get rude and nude with minors!!

Relationship Manipulation John and Jeff talk about how manipulative ultimeta are in a relationship

Voicemail John And Jeff say that you should never leave a voicemail on a chick's machine that you are trying to date.

More On The Magnet Ass Guy The 3rd shift gives their theories on the guy who had a magnet in his ass.

The Magnent Ass Guy John and Jeff wonder what a guy was thinking when he tried to get on a plane with a magnet up his butt.

Drunks On A Plane John and Jeff talk about a guy who got so bombed before he got on a plane, he went into a violent tirade before the plane took off.

Tolerating Bad Habits In A Marriage If you marry a drug addict, you have absolutely no right to complain about it.

More Dateline Audio Nuggets We've gotta put all these pervs in a Dateline perv prison!

The Pervs Come Out Some callers try to defend the Dateline pervs, and John and Jeff wonder where the common sense went

Dateline Audio Nuggets It's time once again to catch more pervs!

More On Dentists John And Jeff say if you're too cheap to take your kids to the dentist, you're a bad parent.

The Dentist If you say that you can't afford to take your kids to the dentist, then you are either lying or not trying very hard.

Asking A Guy Out John And Jeff are 2 guys who think that women should ask men out on a date every once in a while

Magazine Subcriptions Are A Scam What exactly are you paying for when most magazines are on the shelves days before you get it in the mail?

Texting John And Jeff wonder why women are so obsessed with text messages

Y2K John and Jeff look back at the giant technological hoax known as Y2K when people talk about the new daylight savings time date destroying the world

Vegitarians Are Brainwashed They all have the same preachy speeches. I'm willing to bet that vegitatians are a cult

Vegitarians Are Annoying One side effect of not eating meat is that you become incredibly annoying.

Prostitutes John and Jeff think prostitution should be legal, but streetwalking should be a felony charge

To Catch A Perv More Nuggets Of Pervs Wantin To Rock Their Jollies!

Cops Are The Good Guys, Remember? Enough with this criminal mentality! Without cops, someone could rob you or kill you without any remorse!

Respect The Police! These people put their lives in danger every day to protect you, so please show some respect!

Hookups On The 3rd Shift John and Jeff try to get a Female 3rd shifter a date.

Free Advice, Free Advice, Free Advice John and Jeff help a woman decide to switch teams

Mudflaps John and Jeff can't believe that a congresswoman in Arizona tried to pass a law outlawing sexy women on truck mudflaps. Thank god it was thrown out!

This Mom's Goin To Hell John and Jeff report a woman who made her kids pretend to be retarded so she could collect on public assistance.

The Criminal Mentality If you dont respect the police, then you can protect your own neighborhood, right?

The Asian Poll Results After a weeklong poll, 54% of the 3rd shift is certain John is obsessed with Asian women

Lame Excuses For Comitting Crime how the hell is being afraid of the police a valid excuse for going on a high speed chase?

Obease Kids If an 8 year old is morbidly obease, the parents should go to jail for child abuse.

Disturbing Stories On The 3rd Shift John and Jeff report on a story so disturbing, you'll be glad you're sitting down

Porno A new study shows that kids in rural areas have an easier time accessing porn on the internet. Are city parents better parents?

Judge For Hire John and Jeff wants the 3rd shift to decide if this yutz from the Anna Nicole trial deserves his own TV show

The Oscars John and Jeff can't seem to get over Jack Nicholson's hair at the oscars

Jeff And The Chew Jeff talks about life since quitting chewing tobacco a while back

A Church, A CD Player, And A Bomb Squad What do these 3 thing have to do with eachother? Stay tuned to the 3rd shift to find out!

Its All An Act John And Jeff think the only reason this judge was crying when he read the judgment was to try to get a TV show

The Emotional Judge John And Jeff discuss the ridiculousness of the Judge's emotions in the Anna Nicole case.

Even More Dateline Audio Nuggets More Pervs who wanna engage in mutual nudeness with minors!

The 3rd Shift Poll 51% of 3rd shifters think John is Obsessed with Asian women. What do you think?

Britney Spears Off The Deep End John And Jeff try to figure out why we should care anymore about the weirdness that is Britney Spears

Rehabilitation Isn't For Everybody There are just some criminals that will never change, and we need to lock these people up for life!

If Your Kid Is In Prison, You Screwed Up Stop blaming society! If you have a child under 18 thats in jail, you're a bad parent.

Even More Dateline Audio Nuggets With all these pervs getting caught, we're going to need to build Dateline perv prisons all across the country.

More Dateline Audio Nuggets More Pervs, More Pervs, More pervs who want to get rude and nude with minors!

Dateline Audio Nuggets John and Jeff have a fresh batch of audio nuggets from Dateline's to catch a perv.

Who Am I? John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift to guess a mystery quote

Dog The Extradited Bounty Hunter Jeff gets pissed when he finds out that the US government is turning over Dog the bounty hunter to the Mexican authorities.

Tom Brady John and Jeff talk about the suprise pregnancy of Football Star Tom Brady's ex girlfriend, and how timely that pregnancy was.

Porn Addicts John and Jeff are disgusted at an IBM employee who is suing the company because he was fired for looking at porn at work.

Itemized Recipts For Child Support John and Jeff believe the only way we can have some accountability for the money men give for child support is for the woman to have reciepts for every dime of the child support she spends.

Making The Bed Why are guys still expected to work and provide, but women arent expected to cook and clean anymore?

Oil Change Scams John talks about these oil change shops that charge you for 8 gallons even if your tank only holds 7.

Marrying Your High School Sweetheart John and Jeff wonder why people want to throw their youth away and marry the first girl they fall in love with.

What Are You Doing On The 3rd Shift? John and Jeff get to know their audience a little better by asking what you're doing and where you're going.

Dateline Audio Nuggets Pervs In Texas! Need I Say More?

Student Teacher Favors John and Jeff break a disturbing story where a 8th grade student performed a certain "favor" for a teacher to raise his grade.

Valentines Horror Stories John And Jeff want your bad Valentines Day experiences.

Don't Be Forced Into Buying A Rose John and Jeff say you should never be pressured into buying a rose for your date at a resturant.

A Snowy Valenitnes Day John and Jeff wonder how much business some resturants will lose on the east coast because of the massive snow.

Digital Cameras Are Comfort Food For Pervs John and Jeff wonder what pervs did before they could buy digital cameras to take nude pictures of themselves.

The Business Of Marriage With Doug Bagby John and Jeff bring in the famous family law attorney, Doug Bagby, to discuss the business of marriage.

Stupid Useless Accidental Death Trivia The #1 cause of accidental death is car accidents... what do you think s #2?

Jeff's Pet Peeve Nothing pisses off Jeff more than when he holds the door open for a woman, and she doesn't thank him.

Popping The Question John and Jeff believe you need to get the answer before you show the ring because a woman who needs to see the ring first isn't worth marrying.

Redemption For False Imprisonment John and Jeff want to know how much a man should be compensated per year if he is found innocent after being in jail for 19 years.

Anna Nicole Update John and Jeff go though the things found in Anna Nicole Smiths room before her death.

Bad Drivers John and Jeff believe you should never be driving while on your cellphone.... Unless you're calling the John and Jeff show.

MTV Killed The Music Industry The second recording artists had to look good to sell records is what killed the quality in music.

Music Today Just Isn't As Good And John and Jeff believe it's because there is no screening process. Anyone who wants to record an album just needs a computer nowadays, and the quality of the content out there is suffering from all this unprofessional music.

Online Hookup Stories John and Jeff talk to 3rd shifters who have gotten rude and nude with strangers on the internet.

A 3rd Shifter From Out Of This World John and jeff talk to a caller whos mind is not of this planet.

Suppliment Scams If anything good will come out of Anna Nicole's death, it will be that the goverment may have to start watching over all of these diet pill scams.

Kenny Kingston's Message For Anna Nicole At the 3rd shift seance back in October, the world famous psychic, Kenny Kingston had an errie message from Marilyn Monroe to Anna Nicole Smith. Now John and Jeff contact the psychic toget his thoughts on Anna Nicole Smith's passing.

The 3rd Shifters And Pervs John and Jeff talk to 3rd shifters who have dealt with pervs like the ones on dateline

Dateline Audio Nuggets John and Jeff play a fresh truckload of perv audio nuggets.

Group Dinners John and Jeff hate people that whip out the calculator to pay excatly how much their meal costs at a group dinner.

A Woman Who Talks More Than Rachel Ray John and Jeff talk to Jennifer, who has a bigger mouth that the queen of never shutting up, Rachel Ray

More Dateline Audio Nuggets Pervs who like to get rude and nude with kids get caught!

If Your Kid Is In Jail, You Screwed Up Parents are responsible for the actions of their children if they are under 18, so its their fault if the kid is in jail!

Reverse Racism So if Blacks commit a hate crime against whites, why don\'t Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton denounce those crimes?

Gay Rehab Sure you can get all the therapy you want and force yourself to not get nude with members of the same sex, but you'll never be able to change who you are

Juvinelle Hate Crimes John and Jeff believe the age of a kid who beats up someone based on race shouldnt come into question.

Another Dump Truck Of Dateline Audio Nuggets More Pervs, More Pervs, More Pervs, who wanna get rude and nude with kids!

The Evil That Fat Women Do John and Jeff talk about a woman who covered a man in dog poop just because he rejected her.

Another Truckload Of Dateline Audio Nuggets John and Jeff dig through the pervs who wanna rock their jollies with minors.

Strip Club Weirdo John and Jeff talk about a guy who gave a stripper a human hand as a tip....WEIRDO!!!

Dog The Bounty Assaulter John and Jeff talk about Dog The Bounty Hunter being charged with aggravated assault.

Powertripping Teachers John and Jeff talk about teachers who abuse their power in the classroom.

The Superbowl Is Overrated John and Jeff are 2 guys who think that there is way too much hype surrounding the Superbowl.

Make Your Man Feel Like A King And Ladies, the best way to do that is to cook for him! don't be lazy!

Miss USA Audio Nuggets Part 2 John and Jeff dig further into the BS of this Tara Connor.

Who Could Possibly Be Attracted To Rachel Ray? John and Jeff want to know how anyone can stand Rachel Ray's endless blathering.

Miss USA Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and Jeff dissect the ridiculous interview that Tara Connor, the "Alcoholic" Miss USA had with Matt Lauer.

More Dateline Audio Nuggets John and Jeff uncover more audio nuggets of pervs trying to get rude and nude with 12 year olds........WEIRDO!!

Abusive Mothers Should Get The Same Treatment As Abusive Fathers If a man injected his child with fecal matter, he would get the death penalty no question. But when a woman dows this unbelievably thing to her kid, she gets a measly 15 years, which we all know means about 6 months before parole.

The Interview America Was Waiting For... Osama Bin Laden? No. George Bush? No. Alcoholic Miss USA, Tara Connor? yes. America was waiting for this? According to the Today show we were.

Juse Because John Prefers Asian Women... Does that mean he hates American women?

Dateline Audio Nuggets Part 2 atch A Predator" special, and there are plenty of pervs who get caught trying to engage in mutual nudeness with minors

Dateline Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and Jeff dissect the audio nuggets of Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" special, and there are plenty of pervs who get caught trying to rock their jollies with underage kids.

Its Not A Preference, Its An Obsession! John and Jeff get into a heated debate on whether John has a preference or an obsession for Asian women.

Murder For Breat Implants John and Jeff are happy to report that justice has been served on the woman who killed her marine husband for the insurance money to buy breast implants.

John's Profile Of People Who Own Birds John, who used to profile people for the government, uses his skills to profile bird owners

Therapy Is A Scam John and Jeff believe it is a total waste of money to pay someone to say "how does that make you feel?"

Don't Marry A Woman Who Doesn't Say "Thank You" John and Jeff think if a woman doesn't say thank you, she takes you for granted, and you should never marry her.

Jobs VS Careers John And Jeff explain the difference between working at a job, and living your dream in a career.

Prison Rehabilitation John and Jeff are tired of these people thinking that all criminals need is some counseling and therapy.

Stuck On An Island John and Jeff want to know who you would like to be stuck with on a deserted island.

American Idol Audio Nuggets John and Jeff have more ego-maniac rejects from American Idol

Car Driver Profiles John firmly believes that if a guy drives a muscle car, then he probably has a Journey CD in it.

Coffee Orders John and Jeff want to know your extremely long coffee orders at starbucks

Jeffs Extremely Loud Car John tries to get Jeff to admit that his car is too loud.

A 29 Year Old Pretends To Be A 12 Year Old A 29 year old perv disguises himself as a 12 year old and actually enrolls in a school...Was everyone blind?

Men Who Write Poetry Are Stalkers John firmly believes there is something very suspicious about a guy who write poetry for women.

Even More Dateline Dumb-Dumbs These morons who wanna engage in mutual nudeness with a minor just keep coming!

More Dateline Pervs John and Jeff have even more Dateline audio nuggets full of pervs looking to get rude and nude with minors.

Bad Car Deals John and Jeff talk to a caller who ended up with a lemon at the car dealership

Lost In New York John and Jeff talk about a man who was lost in New York for 5 days, just wandering the streets of Manhatten.

Dateline Audio Nuggets Part 2 John and Jeff reveal even more audio nuggets with the pervs who want to engage in mutual nudeness with a kid.

Dateline Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and Jeff uncover audio nuggets from Dateline's To Catch A Predator, and its full of pervs who wanna rock their jolly with minors.

Man-Crush? A 3rd shifter calls in to John and Jeff and claims he is straight, but has man-crushes.

A Bad Divorce Like something out of a 70's sitcom, a judge has decreed that since neither party wants to move, a divorced couple has to split their house in half. Can you imagine the tension?

Union VS Non-Union John and Jeff compare the differences between union and non-union businesses

Pimping Your Kid To The Media If your child was kidnapped for 4 years and you finally found him, getting on Oprah shouldn't be your top priority.

Jeffs Upcoming Return To The Urologist Jeff prepares for his 2nd trip for the urologist

Having A Kid At 80 John and Jeff talk about how wrong it is for Hugh Hefner to be considering having another kid at 80 years old.

Wii Want Justice John and jeff talk about the possible criminal charges for the staff at 107.9 The End

The End For 107.9 The End John and Jeff talk about how stupid the staff at 107.9 The End were for even allowing that "Hold Your Wii for a Wii" contest to go on

Don't Get The Ring Until You Get The Answer john and Jeff are 2 guys who believe you shouldn't buy an engagement ring until after you pop the question.

Stupid Useless Dating Trivia John and Jeff throw out some more stupid useless trivia - What country are girls most likely to put out on the first date?

American Idol Audio Nuggets Part 2 John and Jeff go through even more wackos on American Idol

American Idol Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and jeff go through all the wackos rejected from American Idol last night

Stupid Useless Fitness Trivia Jeff throws out another stupid useless trivia question - what is the fittest city in America?

The World Premiere Of Trumptage John and Jeff premiere the montage of Donald Trump and Rosie insults, they call it Trumptage

American Idol John And Jeff discuss the train wreck known as Paual Abdul

Great Places To Meet Women John says that the best place to pick up chicks, are home improvement stores.

Strange Ways To Save Money John and Jeff compile a list of odd ways to save cash.

Dog Therapy John and Jeff are two guys who think therapy is a scam, so they think dog therapy is a freakin huge scam!

A Police Reunion? John and Jeff talk to the 3rd shift about the possible reunion of 80's group, The Police.

Dead In The Shower John and Jeff throw out a morbid story to the 3rd shift.

Stupid Useless Doctoral Trivia Jeff throws out some morbid doctorial trivia to the 3rd shift.

John Likes Asian Women....Really He Does And if you don't believe me, count how many times John says "Asian Women" in the context of this hour's topic on the rate women of different ethnicities living with a spouse.

Pulled Over On The 3rd Shift A caller gets pulled over while talking to John and Jeff, but also gets out of a ticket because he was listening to John and Jeff.

Even More Trump Madness! John and Jeff continue to give the blow by blow in the Rosie vs. Trump battle

Michael Jackson MJ is back in the news and only John and Jeff have the story of his 100,000 dollar pharmacy bill.

Posing For Playboy In The Millitary John and Jeff throw out to the 3rd shift the moral debate of an air force officer posing for playboy.

Don't Ever Marry A Woman Who Won't Cook John and Jeff are two guys who believe its not that she can't cook, its that she is lazy or just selfish.

Tailgating Parties John and Jeff explore the world of Tailgating Parties

Pesos For Pizza John and Jeff get into a heated discussion about illegal immigration.

Don't Trust Divorced Women John and Jeff are two guys who don't trust the stories of divorced women.

Kiddie Porn There's only one word for people who watch kiddie porn...WEIRDO!!!

Even More Trump Audio Nuggets John and Jeff have even more audio nuggets of Donald Trump bashing Rosie.

More Trump Audio Nuggets John and Jeff have more audio nuggets of Donald Trump bashing Rosie.

Sammy Or Dave - The Van Halen Battle Begins! John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift if they prefer Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth as their Van Halen frontman.

The Difference Between A Job And A Career John and Jeff draw the line between a job and a career as they ask the 3rd shift what they do, and what they want to do.

Don't Marry An Insecure Woman If a woman gets upset at you for reading a Maxim magazine, it means that she is insecure, and John and Jeff say never marry an insecure woman.

The Worst Car Names Ever John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift to come up with a list of the worst car names ever put into production. We're looking at you Pinto!

Obesity Pills For Dogs John and Jeff try to ponder what the hell the FDA was thinking when they approved an obesity pill for dogs.

Dateline Audio Nuggets John and Jeff can't stop laughing at the audio nuggets from Dateline's To Catch A Predator. There's only one way to describe these suspect child molesters - HaHaHa Loser!

Fat Woman In A Cave John and Jeff get to the weird side of the news pile when they report a story where an obese woman got trapped in a cave.

The Wallet Test John and Jeff throw out another 3rd shift hypothetical - would you take the money from a found wallet?

Even More Rosie And Trump Madness John and Jeff reveal even more audio nuggets from this never-ending feud.

Energy Drinks In Strip Clubs John and Jeff are 2 guys who say no to buying a stripper a red bull at the gentlemans club.

A 3rd Shift Hypothetical John and Jeff ask the hypothetical question - would you go into a burning building to save your pet?

Show Some Respect To The Cops John and Jeff are sick of people with the criminal mentality that most cops are corrupt. Maybe these people should not get the service that police officers provide to the commuinity.

The Upcoming TV Season John And Jeff talk about their favorite shows that are coming back this month. Jeff will be Tivoing them, while John stays back in the 20th century with his VHS.

True Heroes John and Jeff ponder how the story of Donald Trump and Rosie gets more press than the man in New York who dove under a subway train and actually saved a man's life.

Jeff's Trip To The Urologist Jeff talks about his horrifying trip to the Urologist.

John's Prison Theory Revisited John reiterates the fact that there are no Asian women in prison, so why would you commit a crime?

Trump And Rosie Get Into Overkill The Donald Trump and Rosie Fight exceeds to even higher ground.

Donald Trump Audio Nuggets Part 2 The 3rd Shift responds to the feud going on between Rosie and Donald Trump

Donald Trump Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and Jeff throw out some audio nuggets of Donald Trump calling out Rosie O�Donnell to the 3rd shift

John And Jeff�s 50 Reasons Not To Get Married John and Jeff read off a couple of reasons not to get married to a person from their ever growing list.

Pat Robertson Is A Weirdo! John and Jeff wonder why people believe Pat Robertson when he says that God told him that there will be a terrorist attack in 2007.

Living Legends John and Jeff get right back to work in getting the list of living legends who will sit at a round table together. And Jeff still won't let Michael Jackson anywhere near the list.

Reason Number 500 Not To Commit A Crime John has another reason why not to go to prison: there aren't any Asian women for you to date in the slammer.

New Laws For 2007 John and Jeff list some of the strange new laws that are taking effect in 2007. for example, it's now illegal to be inside the trunk of a car in California.

A New Year, And A New Affiliate John and Jeff are back to rock the 3rd shift in 07 and now New York has joined the 3rd shift free for all. John and Jeff welcome 92.3 FreeFm New York City to the show.

Rockin The 3rd Shift For The Last Time In 06 John and Jeff thank the 3rd shift for hanging out with them every night this year.

Marriage Proposals John and Jeff believe you should get the answer before you go get the ring.

More Christmas Songs John and Jeff continue to talk about Christmas songs

Christmas Songs John and Jeff start their last show of the year by talking about the best Christmas songs.

More Living Legends John and Jeff continue to nominate living legends to sit at a round table of living legends.

John vs. The Religious Right John and Jeff debate on the intentions of the religious right.

Another Stupid Useless Trivia John and Jeff throw out more stupid useless trivia to the 3rd shift: Women are 4 times more likely to do (Blank) than men during the holidays. Get it right and they'll throw in a limited edition 3rd shift T-shirt.

Proposing On Christmas Eve John and Jeff think that the reason so many guys propose on Christmas is that they don't have to buy a Christmas gift.

Living Legends Part 2 Jeff Vetoes the decision to put Michael Jackson in the living legends category.

Living Legends Part 1 John And Jeff debate on who would be in a round table of living legends.

Speeding John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift whats the fastest they've ever gone in their car.

Who Am I? Drunk Edition John and Jeff want the 3rd shift to guess the mystery quote about a celebrity who thinks drinking at home and drinking at a bar are 2 different forms of drinking.

Never Tell Anyone How Much You Make John and Jeff believe that telling a woman your salary will pull their inner golddigger out.

Stupid Useless Celebrity Christmas Song Trivia John and Jeff throw out more stupid useless Christmas trivia.

Teaching That Santa's Not Real John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift If a teacher deserves to be fired if they tell a class of 9 year olds that there is no Santa.

Stupid Useless Consumer Trivia John And Jeff throw out some stupid useless trivia about shopping to the 3rd shift.

Practical Jokes Gone Wrong John and Jeff talk about a guy who made up a fake lottery ticket to play a joke on his friends, and is now getting a year of probation for it.

4 Year Old Sexual Harassment John and Jeff pull a Weirdostory from the newspile about a teacher's aid who feels she was harassed when she hugged a 4 year old and he put his face on her chest.

Stupid Useless Holiday Trivia Jeff throws out a Christmas song sung by an unknown artist. If you can guess the singer, you get free 3rd shift gear!

Gift Cards For Christmas John and Jeff hate it when women debunk gift cards, thinking that there's no effort in getting one.

Hotel Ripoffs Part 2 John and Jeff rant about the ridiculous price of hotels in Las Vegas. Thank god for Tanya Roberts. Part 2

Hotel Ripoffs Part 1 John and Jeff rant about the ridiculous price of hotels in Las Vegas. Thank god for Tanya Roberts. Part 1

The Worst Christmas Gifts Part 2 John and Jeff count down the 10 worst Christmas gifts. Part 2

The Worst Christmas Gifts Part 1 John and Jeff count down the 10 worst Christmas gifts. Part 1

More On Community Leaders And Police John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift who they would rather have protect them: Jesse Jackson? or the police?

Community Leaders Hate Police John and Jeff believe that community leaders like Jesse Jackson don't respect authority and don't care for the police.

Childhood Obeasity John and Jeff believe that if your kid is too fat, you're a bad parent.

When Is The Right Time To Reveal Santa's True Identity John and Jeff debate on when is the best age to reveal to your kids that there's no Santa

DUI On A Float John and Jeff are bewildered when they find out that someone was arrested for being under the influence while driving a parade float.

Stupid Useless End Of The Year Trivia Jeff is throwing some stupid useless trivia to the 3rd shift: What was the most searched thing on the internet in 2006? If you get it you'll get a limited edition 3rd shift T-shirt

Dont Give Cash To Charity John says not to give cash to the Santas holding buckets, because you don't know if they're legit. Write a check, so they and you are accountable.

Home Shopping John and Jeff make fun of the nuts who worship home shopping.

Leslie Nielsen Audio Nuggets John and Jeff unloading some seriously funny audio nuggets on the 3rd shift.

Rowdy Christmas Parties Tis the season also for people to get drunk and trash their offices.

Tis The Season For Regifting John and Jeff talk about regifting at Christmas.

Do The Crime, Do The Time John and Jeff are pissed at a kid in Florida who is in jail for murdering a homeless man, because he thinks jail is too hard.

Traffic John and Jeff talk about how great it is to have the limited traffic you get working on the 3rd shift.

Top 10 Money Making Actresses John and Jeff have the Top 10 Actresses who make the most money, and theyre throwing it out to the 3rd shift. If you can guess number 1, you'll get a 3rd shift T-shirt!

Gloria Allred Is a Vulture The fact that the guys who were apparently victimized by Michael Richards are now suing for millions proves that they are only in this for the money. Are you with us? or are you with the terrorists?

Road Rage John and Jeff discuss people who just can't maintain and go nuts on the highway.

Reaction To The Crack Alligator Dude The 3rd shift voices their opinion on the Crack Alligator guy

Crack Alligator Audio Nugget John and Jeff have an audio nugget of a guy reporting to 911 that a crackhead is wrestling an aligator.

Auto Industry Layoffs John and Jeff reach their hearts out to the 3rd shifters of auto companies that recently got the pink slip

Holiday Obligations John and Jeff talk about all the family gatherings you're forced to go to during the holidays

Reactions To John's Education Plan The 3rd Shift gives their reactions to John's plan of a dollar a day for your kids education.

The Diner Dash John And Jeff want your stories on skipping out on the bill when you forget your wallet.

A Dollar A Day For Education John thinks that parents should put a dollar a day towards their children's education. Are you with us? Or are you with the terrorists?

Free Advice, Free Advice, Free Advice Remember, the free advice department is open for business. So if you need relationship advice or maybe advice about your job, Call Now, Call Now, Call Now. John and Jeff aren't experts, they dont play them on TV, but they will be Brutally Honest.

2006 Was The Year Of John and Jeff Discuss what 2006 was really about

Stupid Useless Weirdo Trivia A Colorado man got 27 years in jail for doing...blank. If you know what blank is, John and Jeff will throw in a limited edition 3rd shift T-Shirt.

Girlfriends Meeting The Family John and Jeff believe that you should never have your girlfirend meet your family unless you are planning to marry her.

Ridiculous Lawsuits John and Jeff Are outraged that a man who got fired from his job for being in chat rooms all day is suing the company because he claims he is a "Chat Room Adict"

Women Talk Too Much John and Jeff have a new study that says that women say almost twice as many words in a day as men

Top TV Catch Phrases Jeff has the list of the top TV catch phrases that he's going to throw out to the 3rd shift.

The Hidden Aspects Of Lost In Space John and Jeff discuss the pedephillia undertones of Dr. Smith from 60's Space Drama Lost In Space.

Men Who Go Down On One Knee Are Begging To Get Married John Firmly believes that a man should never get down on one knee when you ask a woman to marry you.

If Your Woman Won't Cook On Thanksgiving, Get Out! John and Jeff believe its a huge insult when a woman refuses to cook her boyfriend thanksgiving dinner, and thats a dealbreaker right there.

The George Weller Sentencing John and Jeff are outraged that because he is in prison, now the taxpayers will have to foot the medical bill of Farmers Market Massacre Driver George Weller.

More on Michael Richards The 3rd shift voices their opinion on Michael Richards.

Michael Richards John and Jeff have only one word for Michael Richards after the racist comments: Doofus!

Spying On The Ex John and Jeff think that people who spy on the ex are weirdos and should learn to just move on.

Holiday Tips for The Servicemen John and Jeff want to know how much do you give as a holiday tip to the people who serve you regurlarly.

Women Who Stay With Addicts John and Jeff believe any woman who stays with an addict, or an abuser, is a dumb-dumb.

Stuff-A-Truck Recap John and Jeff recap the 2 day food drive they did in West LA

Top 5 Bacteria Filled Occupations John gets Jeff's OCD all riled up when he reads off the 5 most bacteria filled jobs.

Don't Date Women Who Won't Cook John and Jeff are sick of women who say they can't cook. it's not that they can't, it't that they're lazy and won't.

Dog The Bounty Crackhead John and Jeff discuss the story about Dog the Bounty Hunter possibly being on crack.

Don't Get Suckered Into Buying A Rose For Your Date John And Jeff hate those women who come up to your table when you're on a date, and ask you to buy a rose for the pretty lady.

Following Up on The Deer Humper A woman calls in to the 3rd shift with inside info about Mr. Deer Humper, and apparently deers aren't his only fancy...WEIRDO!

Bad Kids Coaches John And Jeff think if you can't control your temper, you shouldn't be coaching little leauge

Man Has Sex With Dead Deer What do you call a guy who gets rude and nude with a dead deer? WEIRDO!

Stupid Useless Trivia - What Is The Most Common Birthdate? John and Jeff throw out some more stupid useless trivia to the 3rd shift - Which day of the year is the most common birthdate?

Bad Reality TV John and Jeff try to figure out why bad reality tv is still around.

Makeovers John and Jeff try to explore the mysterious realm of women and makeovers.

Fight Attendants Or Stewardesses What do you call them? Fight Attendants Or Stewardesses? John and jeff want to know

Enough With OJ Now OJ Simpson is having a special where he will basically confess to murder, but John and Jeff wonder who cares anymore.

Judicial Idiocy John And Jeff are irritated when they learn that a judge actually took time away from convicting murderers to legally declare burritos as sandwiches.

People Who Are Anti-Police Are Crazy John and Jeff are tired of people who complain about everything that the police does.

Cremations John and Jeff debate the pros and cons of being cremated after you pop off.

Cat Ladies John and Jeff believe any woman with more than 2 cats is mentally ill.

Crunch Time To End The Relationship You've only got about 9 or 10 days before you are sucked in to a mass of holiday get togethers. So, if you're in a bad relationship, now is the time to get out say John and Jeff.

70's Toys John and Jeff reminisce about the crazy toys from the 70's

Child Molesters Should Never Get Out Of Jail John and Jeff read a story about a 58 year old man who walked into a sting thinking he was gonna rock his jolly with a 5 year old.

Stupid Useless 80's Trivia For The 3rd Shift John and Jeff throw out some stupid useless 80's music trivia to the 3rd shift.

Prenups and Marriage John and Jeff always believe you shouldn't get married before the age of 30, and you should always protect yourself with a prenup

Faith Hill John and Jeff discuss the Faith Hill outburst at the CMA's

Relationships or Clubbing, You Can't Have Both John & Jeff believe that if you want to maintain a solid relationship, you have to not go to clubs.

Playstation 3 Tis The Season, And John and Jeff wasnt to know all about the hype of Sony's Playstation 3.

Election Aftermath John And Jeff Discuss The Results of The 2006 Election

Broadcasting To The Backbone Of America John and Jeff reenforce the idea that the 3rd shift is truly the backbone of america

Online Dating Mishaps John and Jeff talk to callers who were decieved by someone from an online dating website.

Lying to Get The Ladies! John and Jeff talk to callers who lie about their jobs to get hotter women.

Back From Boston John and Jeff talk about their wild trip to Boston

Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" Audio Nuggets Part 2 John and Jeff disect clips from the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator. Part 2

Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" Audio Nuggets Part 1 John and Jeff disect clips from the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator. Part 1

Hotel Rooms John and Jeff discuss the cleanliness of hotel rooms

Dead Drunk Falls off A Bridge A drunk man falls off a bridge after leaving a resturant. is the resturant responsible?

Plastic Surgery John and Jeff think that people who get Lip implants are....dumb-dumbs

Iraq Part 2 John and Jeff want the troops out of Iraq. Are you with us? or are you with the Terrorists? Part

Iraq Part 2 John and Jeff want the troops out of Iraq. Are you with us? or are you with the Terrorists? Part 2

Iraq Part 1 John and Jeff want the troops out of Iraq. Are you with us? or are you with the Terrorists? Part 1

Sex Offenders in Jail for Haloween Part 2 John and Jeff believe that registered sex offenders should be put in prison for the 5 days circling Haloween. Are you with us? or the perverts. Part 2

Sex Offenders in Jail for Haloween Part 1 John and Jeff believe that registered sex offenders should be put in prison for the 5 days circling Haloween. Are you with us? or the perverts. Part 1

Airport Security John is on the TSA's watch list. but why? because his name is John and he went to Thailand?

3rd Shift Seance Aftermath John and especially Jeff feel they've experienced something truly paranormal from sweet spirit Kenny Kingston

The Kenny Kingston 3rd Shift Halloween Seance Kenny Kingston perfoms a seance, live on the 3rd shift, and Jeff has quite an experience

Kenny Kingston On The 3rd Shift John and Jeff welcome the world famous Kenny Kingston to the 3rd shift and take your phone calls sweet spirits!

Too Many Distractions In Cars John And Jeff Discuss the numerous distractions in cars like GPS systems

Home Schooling is a Brainwashing Cult John & Jeff believe kids who go to home school don't learn any social skills

Insomniacs John and Jeff ask the 3rd shift if they stay on the 3rd shift schedule on their days off

Has Ebay hit its peak? John has been noticing that there are less and less stories about Ebay. has the internet auction site hit its high point?

Circumcisons A judge just ordered that a 9 year old cannot have a circumcison until he turns 18. Why exactly? Let John and Jeff explain it to you

Haloween Costumes John & Jeff discuss popular haloween costumes with the 3rd shift

More On George Weller The 3rd shift responds to the question of Should we make a sick, 89 year old man go to prison for 18 years?

George Weller Should the Farmers Market Massacre Driver be put in jail for 18 years?

Couples Counseling Is BS John and Jeff give the 3rd shift relationship advice, and they only give the real deal, the straight dope

Bad Credit John And Jeff talk to the 3rd shift about all the latest credit ripoffs

Outrageous Smoking Laws A new law wants people to call 911 if they see a smoking violation. John and Jeff think its ridiculous

The Mark Foley Priest Audio Nuggets John & Jeff play clips and re-enact an interview with the Priest that exchanged in mutual nudeness with Mark Foley

Internet Privacy John & Jeff ask the 3rd Shift ig they would like all of their internet records to be released to the public

Racism In The Restaurants Part 2 John & Jeff explore the topic of people playing the race card to take advantage of someone. Part 2

Racism In The Restaurants Part 1 John & Jeff explore the topic of people playing the race card to take advantage of someone. Part 1

Internet Addicts Part 2 John & Jeff talk to people who spend hours and hours wasting time on the web. Part 2

Internet Addicts Part 1 John & Jeff talk to people who spend hours and hours wasting time on the web. Part 1

Free Advice, Free Advice, Free Advice John & Jeff

John Mark Karr Audio Nuggets

J&J - Open Phones

J&J - Top Ten Jobs

J&J - We Told You So

J&J - Predictions for 10 Years Out

J&J - Regarding the Untimely Death of Alex Trebek

J&J - The Christy Brinkley Mess

J&J - A Homeless Man Finds $21,000

J&J - Guns

J&J - July 19, 2006 - Part Four

J&J - July 19, 2006 - Part Three

J&J - July 19, 2006 - Part Two

J&J - July 19, 2006 - Part One

J&J - Driving Under the Influence

J&J - 911 Call

J&J - Wide Open Phones, Hour 4

J&J - Wide Open Phones, Hour 3

J&J - Wide Open Phones, Hour 2

J&J - Wide Open Phones, Hour 1

J&J, More on Customer Service, Segment 3 - 06.22.2006

J&J, More on Customer Service, Segment 2 - 06.22.2006

J&J, More on Customer Service, Segment 1 - 06.22.2006

J&J - Customer Service - Part 3

J&J - Customer Service - Part 2

J&J - Customer Service - Part 1

J&J - The Answer

J&J - Sexual Relations

J&J - Cheesy Things from the 70s, 80s and 90s - Part 1

J&J - Money Problems

J&J - Fads and Trends - Part 2

J&J - Fads and Trends - Part 1

J&J - Antiquated Technology

J&J - Television Viewing Superiority - Part 3

J&J - Television Viewing Superiority - Part 1

J&J - Television Viewing Superiority - Part 2

J&J - MySpace Discussion - Part 3

J&J - MySpace Discussion - Part 2

J&J - MySpace Discussion - Part 1

Starter Interrupt Device

John and Jeff - Advice Segment

John and Jeff - 06-05-6006

John and Jeff - Younger or Older

John and Jeff - General Discussion

John and Jeff - Psychic Kenny Kingston

John and Jeff - Are We Ready for a 9-11 Movie?

John and Jeff - FHM's 100 Hottest Women

John and Jeff - Immigration Protests

John and Jeff - Women are Cheapskates

John and Jeff - Put a Caller in her Place