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This is Going to be Offensive!
Even though Tom begins this show with a disclaimer warning those easily offended to tune out, some listeners were still offended.
  
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Is It a Matter of Class?
The topic continues and Tom wonders if the question at hand is a matter of class rather than race?
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What Did Hillary Ever Do For Latino’s
Tom got an email response saying that Latino voters would support any candidate other then an African American. Is this True? Tom is only taking calls from Mexican-Americans and African-Americans.
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Anything Goes
People get to call in and talk about all the issues with the professor.
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The Writers Strike
The writer’s strike could end as early as Monday. Tom also talks to some of his adoring fans.
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Are You Interesting?
The phone lines are wide open and Tom wants to talk to anyone who is interesting.
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Leykis 101
Valentines Day is coming up so do not raise the bar. Do not give your ladies anything. Leykis wants you to go to the bar with the most chicks and get laid.
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Why Women Say No to Condoms
Ladies, you will get pregnant even if you think your man can hold himself. If you haven’t gotten pregnant it is because you were lucky.
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Too Friendly?
Ever had a friend’s parent hit on you, or maybe act a little too friendly? If you have been on the receiving end or the giving end of any of these activities please let Tom Know!
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What'sThe Agenda Here
Why do women who say they are looking for “friends only” post ads on online dating sites? Tom says its because they are attention whores.
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Fill The Void
Tom dedicates this hour of the show to all the women who keep pets to fill the void of their lonely single lives.
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Just Leave Me Alone
Tom shares a story about a very annoying woman who sat next to him on a recent flight. Is there something wrong with a person who doesn’t want to talk to people on a flight?
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Leykis Changed My Life
Tom shares an e-mail from a listener whose life was changed by a single quote he heard Tom make on air. How has Tom changed your life?
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Crying Babies
A family was thrown out of a restaurant because they could not control their crying baby, is this wrong?
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Shut Your Trap
A new study indicates that people report higher satisfaction in their relationships when the woman shuts up!
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Money and Marriage
What to think about before merging finances in any partnership situation. Tom says don’t do it!
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Rejection as Opportunity
Tom wants to personally thank any and all women who rejected him in his early days, And offers a bit of advice: Don’t look at rejection as a bad thing, take it as an opportunity to better yourself and improve you life situation.
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Economic Stimulus
Are women more affected by the economic problems of our country? And why should women get more economic benefits because they’re women?
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I Swear I’ll Do It!
If a woman tells you she is going to kill herself, is it your responsibility to get her help? You can probably guess what Tom’s opinion is.
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Big Game Woes
New Yorkers are the worst winners in the world, did you have to watch the big game with any Giants fans? If so, how did that go?
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Class Is In Session
This is not a class to help you fix your marriage; your professor does not believe in marriage or committed relationships!
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Catholics Offended
Should we be worried if Catholics are offended by advertisements? A recent add depicts nuns sketching a naked man, is this offensive?
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Hormonal Limbo
The discussion continues about the hormonal limbo of the modern man.
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Your Response
Author Kay Hymowitz will now answer your questions, about her article detailing the immaturity of modern men.
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Child Man
Have the cultural tides of the modern day male changed? Tom reads an article which describes the modern day male culture, and it seems to perfectly describe his audience.
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Dear Amy
I discovered incriminating emails in my husbands inbox, what should I do? Tom provides his opinion, GET OUT!
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Sub Prime Apartheid
Tom reads an article that claims the sub prime mortgage crisis is a racist plot comparable to apartheid. Tom wants to hear only from African Americans on the matter.
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Brosnan’s Wife Revisited
In the aftermath of Mrs. Brosnan recent pics, Tom ask the question: Does obsession with perfect bodies hurt women? And Does Tom Care?
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Murder Was The Case
Are you surprised that Murder is the leading cause of death for pregnant women?
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Leykis School of Broadcasting
Tom claims that all broadcasting schools are frauds. If you want to break into the business, broadcasting school is not the way to go.
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Heart Ache Leave
A Japanese company is allowing people who have recently broken up time off from work. Are you kidding me? Tom doesn’t even believe in maternity leave.
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Happily Unmarried
Why are many man happy to stay unmarried, and what do you think about this?
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Writers Block
Tom describes an Ugly Betty episode that stole material directly from his show.
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Non Partisan
Tom reminds us that he is not a registered Democrat or Republican and provides commentary on the presidential candidates.
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Leykis 101
The ongoing, on air, adult education course is once again in session. Thank you for attending.
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Bad Credit
Tom comments on Al Rantel, and then goes on to discuss the importance of never getting involved with someone with bad credit.
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Loser Love
Married to, living with, in love with, or involved with a loser. WHY? Tom takes a call from a young lady in an abusive relationship with a loser and attempts to save her life.
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High Maintenance
The minute she starts giving you that crap, its time to get out.
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Go For The Dough
The Professor Tom Leykis reads the listeners an article about if given the chance, women would rather have one million dollars than a hot body. Atleast our fat dates can afford dinner.
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Realestate Woes
In this hour of The Tom Leykis Show, Tom talks about how you need to do your homework when buy a home.
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Talk to The Haters
You must be an absolute hater to get on air during this hour. Tell Tom all the reason why you passionately dislike him.
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Caffeine and Miscarriage?
A study finds caffeine may raise the chance of miscarriage. Another item Tom recommends adding to the list of things NOT to give your girl if she gets pregnant.
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Kwame Brown, booed
Kwame Brown was booed by the LA fans after stinking it up, isn't it the fans job to let him know when he sucks?
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The “I Have A Dream” Sale
Tom wants to hear only from African American’s, is the MLK day inspired “I have a Dream” sale good for business?
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Tom Takes Calls
Leykis only wants to talk to the most interesting people or he’ll kick you off the phone lines.
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The Dodgers 50th Anniversary
The people who still think that the Dodgers still belong in Brooklyn should get over it. The Los Angeles Dodgers have been here for fifty years, now that’s a long time.
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Leykis 101
Today’s Topic is the importance of disappearing around Valentines Day.
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Larger Than Life
Tom discusses some unflattering photo’s of Pierce Brosnan wife.
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Unnatural Conception
Single Woman, looking to be impregnated, no strings attached. Don’t you think anyone who respond to this add is a loser?
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Failing Leykis 101
Tom wants to hear from those of you who know someone who THINKS they are following Leykis 101, but really don’t have a clue.
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Birth Control and Race
It’s been twenty years since Tom has been in the sack with a woman of Hispanic origin who was using birth control. Is this perception screwy or true? And why?
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Open Phones Continues
Calls this hour include: advice on how to hook up with a female comedian, and what to do when you forget a girls name.
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Open Phones
It’s all fair game as long as you are absolutely fascinating.
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Leykis 101
Avoid relationship, avoid marriage, and avoid commitment that’s what Professor Leykis preaches. Topics today include picking up desperate women on x-mas eve, and how to erode a women’s self esteem.
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As Faithful As Their Options
Tom shares a scientific study that proves his frequently made point that men are only as faithful as their options.
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Stay away from her friends/family
Tom recommends completely avoiding any attempt at meeting your girls family/friends, and just for good measure he recommends not taking her out to dinner either.
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Saving Yourself?
Is there anyone out there who thinks being a virgin until you get married is still a good idea?
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Sound Economic Advice
Professor Leykis provides us all with some common sense credit, loan and interest rate advice.
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Bate and Switch
Tom compares women in new marriages to “loss leaders” in supermarket advertising.
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Dr. Phil & Brittany
The topic of discussion turns from the Writers to Dr. Phil’s intervention for Brittany Spears.
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Writers Strike
Tom shares his point of view on the ongoing writers strike, and its effect on late night TV.
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Leykis Welcomes Danny Bonaduce
Tom welcomes 2008, and fills us in on his journeys in Costa Rica during the break. Danny Bonaduce stops by and gives us all the details about his new show, including his take on why he is no longer on the Carolla Show.
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Holiday Drinking and Driving
Tom Leykis talks to Top Gun DUI Defense Attorney Myles L. Berman about the upswing in drunk driving during the holidays.
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Expensive Gift
Would you buy someone a car for Christmas? Why not buy yourself a car. Don’t spend a lot of money on your ladies!
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Get Out!
If you’re not happy get out. Don’t change me! There’s the door.
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Stop Nagging
Who’s a slacker? I’m not a slacker just because some woman tells me I am. We don’t need the headache from women telling us to be responsible. Don’t worry ladies, we're all grown up.
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Not Here Dear
According to the Life Science website in a November article women are expected to miss more work than men. If you girls don’t show up for work than why should you get hired? Stay home ladies!
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Drink Responsibly
The Holidays are upon us...but do slogans against drunk driving really work? People still get drunk and if they do get caught they get a slap on the wrist.
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Enough Is Enough
There is no benefit for a man to get married. If marriage counseling doesn’t work you should cut your loses. Tom’s advice is for the 20th century.
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Zero Tolerance Policy
There are certain things which are not open to compromise in a relationship. Now, if there are complications to this rule, get yourself the hell out of there!
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The Writers Strike
You won’t be affected by the strike unless you watch shows like Jay Leno and John Stewart. Of coarse reality shows aren’t affected but they are bogus.
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Hater Email
Tom addresses an email of a hater. Look, if you work hard, you will get ahead.
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Money and Kids
Do we need kids? An article in the Business Week publication addresses the high cost of maintaining a child. Should we put them to work and make them an asset?
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My Wife’s Getting Fat!
Leave her and say you will remain friends. Cut your loses! She will probably go to the gym the second you leave her.
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Pussy Whipped
You are pussy whipped my friend if you own and or are getting Glovers, the glove that keeps couples warm. If you own one burn it.
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What’s the Deal with Gift Cards?
What are you saying with gift cards? Did you know some gift cards charge a monthly fee and decline in value? Tom Leykis examines the gift card issue.
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Dump That Bitch For the Holidays
Many women have been communicating that they are upset because their men have dumped them for the holidays. Daddy Leykis talks to callers and give some holiday tips on how to dump that bitch for the holidays.
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Tom Leykis Haters
The whole hour is dedicated to all the haters of the show. Tom lets the callers give their two cents.
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Neil Cavuto’s Christmas Tips
Tom thinks that Neil is a good guy but his Christmas tips are made by someone who lives with a ball buster. Tom gives some tips of his own.
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Fit or Fat
Birth control pills are less effective if you ladies are over 150 pounds and women who are obese have a higher chance of death during child birth. Are you girls fit or fat?
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Women Are In Denial
Use some sort of birth control! If you’re a woman who doesn’t use birth control, you want to have babies. Plain and simple!
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No More Babies!
Why do some women want to keep having babies and why don’t these ladies use any birth control? And don’t forcibly administer birth control. It’s just not a good idea.
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Permission To Sleep Around
Tom talks to callers about men and women who give their permission to sleep around. Do you think it’s bad? You know what Tom says.
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Guard Your Sperm Gentleman
Protect your sperm and do not respond to women who want babies! You don’t want to be billed later do you?
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Open Phones Friday
Tom is opening up the lines and welcoming your opinions and thoughts on this open phones Friday of the Tom Leykis Show.
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Your Professor is Waiting
So give Tom a call and let him know what’s really going on. He’s opened up the phones lines this Friday and has some invaluable advice he’s just waiting to dispense. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Give Tom a Call
Your Professor has opened up the phone lines to discuss anything that might be on your mind. Wide open phones on the Tom Leykis Show!
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Wide Open Phones
It’s wide open phones on the Tom Leykis Show. What’s going through your head? Any questions or comments regarding anything going on the Leykis Show, give Tom a call.
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Leykis 101, Part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is once again dispensing the tenets of Leykis 101. This is where guys learn how to get laid for less expense and clues women into the psyche of men.
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Leykis 101, Part 1
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and allows women a window into how men think. Class is in session.
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Promise Rings
The best way to buy yourself time if that bitch is nagging you to get married, is to give her a promise ring. Tom gives us an insight to the best filibuster techniques to save your life.
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Holiday Break Up
Contrary to popular belief, the holidays are the best time to get some ass. Just go to your local bar and check out the swarm of recently single broads just begging to get nailed. A holiday tip from your Professor; Dump That Bitch!
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TV Talk
Tom still can’t understand women’s objections to big, flat screen TVs. What the hell’s the big deal? Can’t we have a little fun with our money, like they do?
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The Big Screen TV
Inspired by a great TV deal from Craigslist, Tom discusses the motivation behind women not being interested in big screen TVs. It’s because they know that their man will sit around and pay more attention to their true love, the television.
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The Final Solution
Go for the cougars. They think like men. Which means that you can have sex with them as long as you’re working to fulfill your dreams. Then when you finally establish yourself, dump that bitch for the young ones you’ve been working for all along.
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The Cost of Love
For all the baggage that comes with being in a serious committed relationship, is being in love worth the cost and all agony? Tom wants to know…
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A Further Insight into Philandering
Tom talks to the guys who’ve married the one the claim to want to spend the rest of their life with, but still cheat on their wives. If you’re going to cheat on that bitch regardless, then why do you have to get married?
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Philandering: An Insight
Tom just doesn’t understand why people get married, just turn around and cheat on their spouses. If you’re going to be sexually polygamous, save your money and just don’t get married, you idiot!
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The Company Christmas Party
Tom warns anyone thinking of attending their company’s holiday party to think twice before going. It’s just an excuse for your boss to get you liquored up to see right through the façade you’ve been working under, and see your true inebriated colo
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Thirty-Something Grandmother
Inspired by a story of a 35 year old grandmother dropping her grandchild off on a doorstep, Tom deduces that just on principal, if you’re a thirty something grandparent, you’re automatically considered to be a hick or a dead beat.
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Keeping Out the Crap
Tom talks about the type of woman who collects all the memorabilia from their past relationships, then wants to bring that baggage with them when they move in with their new man. If she doesn’t kick that crap to the curb, give that bitch the boot.
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DNA for T & A
Tom reveals that there’s a new paternity test men can get over the counter and advises all male listeners with children to run to the nearest drug store to find out if they can finally be free from the biggest mistake of their lives.
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You Deserve to be Homeless
If you’ve put down a payment on a mortgage that you just can’t afford, why should the bank which is lending you the money to keep up the payments take a bath on your dead-beat ass? If you can’t afford the things you want in life, you shouldn’t be
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No Business Buying Houses
Tom discusses the various types of people who buy houses they just can’t afford to keep up with the mortgage. If you can’t pay the rent you’ve stuck yourself in, you shouldn’t be spending money you don’t have in the first place.
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Open Phones on the Tom Leykis Show
With everyone taking the rest of the day off for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, Tom allows the listeners to dictate exactly what’s going to happen before the break and opens the phone lines to your calls.
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The Non-Traditional Thanksgiving
Tom recalls one Thanksgiving year he spent with his drug dealing girlfriend in Oregon, which inspires our King of radio to inquire about your non traditional Turkey day and the turbulence which ensued.
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You Changed My Life, Tom
Inspired by a letter Tom received from a listener who wrote in to praise Mr. Leykis for changing his life for the better, Tom talks to listeners who are giving the Professor all the credit for guiding them to their personal road to success.
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Orphan Thanksgiving
Tom delves back to a time where he worked for $160 a week in radio and gives us an insight into the genesis of his long time tradition of Orphan Thanksgiving.
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The Cast of the Tom Leykis Show
Tom opens up the phones lines for questions and comments for those people out there who have inquiries regarding the staff of the Tom Leykis Show: Gary Zabransky, Dean “Dino” Demilio and Art Webb.
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The Bachelor with Balls
Apparently people are having a problem with the newest series of “The Bachelor,” where the guy rejected every woman on the show. Good for him! Nobody should settle for just any woman, if there aren’t any worth the time, you know what to do… Dum
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Shut That Damn Kid Up
Tom talks about a family who was asked to leave a Kentucky restaurant when their child was crying uncontrollably and making a tornado of noise in the establishment. Don’t you wish more restaurant owners had the balls to take a stand against spoiled lit
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Too Scary to Marry
Tom critiques Eddie Murphy’s out of wedlock child he had with The Spice Girls’ Mel B, Scary Spice, and contends that the Spice Girl sees the famed actor as another tool for success, now that she’s trying to making a comeback. Is this the ultimate g
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Marriage for the Non-Religious
If you’re thinking of getting married, but aren’t motivated by any religious foundation, then all marriage is a law abiding contract indicating that a union has taken place and that the dominant figure in the relationship will end up paying that bitch
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Marriage Is a Contract
So if you’re not religious and don’t have any supernatural motivation to tie the knot, then the only reason people get married is to have a binding contract which indicates that bitch is entitled to your money when you break up. Don’t Get Married!
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Mandatory Paternity Tests
An Australian study is showing that more men are proving not to be the real father of the children that are now being born. As a result, the idea of mandatory paternal DNA testing has been proposed. Sure as hell would save a bunch of sad saps from payin
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Co-Habitation Abuse
Tom discusses a study which shows that people with kids, who are living with partners who aren’t related to their child, are more likely to be abusive to the kid. Yet, more and more women insist on crapping out kids without having the support of theirc
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Opening the Flood Gates
It’s a beautiful Friday here in Southern California and Mr. Leykis has opened his phones lines to you, the listening audience. Give him a call at 1-800-5-800-TOM.
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It’s Up to You
Tom is opening up the phone lines to see what’s going on in your head. Give him a call at 1-800-5-800-TOM and if you absolutely fascinating, we’ll get you right in there to talk to the King.
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Just Be Fascinating
Tom is opening up the phone lines so that you, the listening audience can chime in with what’s on your mind. Just be absolutely fascinating.
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Wide Open Phones
This is the time in the week where Tom opens the phone lines open to you, the listening audience. Anything goes, just be absolutely fascinating, or Dean will kick your ass right off the line.
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Leykis 101, Part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing you with the on air service which clues women into the psyche of men and gives the guys a hint on how to get more tail for less cash. If she's not putting out by the third date, dump that bitch!
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Leykis 101, Part 1
This is the on air public service, provided to you by your Professor, Mr. Leykis, which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Starbucks Babes
What the hell is the motivation to sit your ass down and pose it up at Starbucks all day long? Are you really that starved for attention?
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The Pancake Jesus
Jesus has once again been spotted in yet another inanimate object, this time he’s emerged in a pancake which was subsequently posted for auction of eBay. Shouldn’t they be on their knees praying to their savior rather than exploiting his image for fi
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The Food Desert
Tom discusses the issue of the lack of Super Markets in highly impoverished areas and what some people think is appropriate for big food chains to do to correct this topic. Why should private corporations compensate for the people’s lack of resources?
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A Rainbow of Failure
A new survey conducted by The Los Angeles Times shows that black people are starting to be convinced that they aren’t progressing as a community, not due to racism, but because of the socio-economic status in poor communities.
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How Do We Beat the Bitch?
During a conference for John McCain, the prospective Republican candidate was asked about how the Republicans will beat Hilary Clinton, but referred to her as a bitch. Tom inspects the various possibilities the ex-POW could have responded with.
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Billionaires Can Be Stupid Too
Just take the most recent decision by Silicon Valley’s richest bachelor at $20 billion, who’s made the choice to get married. He thinks following his heart, but in actuality, he’s just made this bride to be California’s newest prospective woman o
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Blame Your Mother
With the rate of single women having children in the African American community, is it a mystery that there isn’t enough guidance for African American men to carve out better lives for themselves?
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The Greatest Excuse for Cheaters
Alzheimer’s!!! Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor’s husband is now the happiest he’s ever been now that he’s stuck with Alzheimer’s and has picked up another woman in the hospital, where O’Connor makes visits to see him on a s
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We’re Number One..! Again!
With The Tom Leykis Show being number one in the ratings for men, 18 and older, Tom talks radio with his prime demographic.
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Back Where We Belong - # 1
Tom is back on top of the ratings, standing strong at #1 among men, 18 or older. So in honor of this big occasion, Tom delves deep and reflects on being at the top of his game.
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Sex On the First Date
Tom continues to discuss the new findings that female online daters are more than likely to have sex on the first date, due to a heightened level of comfort on the woman’s part. Your Professor discusses this new info with women who have opinions on the
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A Change of Opinion
Tom normally advises guys to avoid online dating. But with the recent information indicating that one third of the women who date people on line engage sexually on the first date, Tom changes his mind and advises you to tap as much ass as possible.
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Tom’s Homework Hotline
Tom dispenses some invaluable homework help to some weary listeners who are having problems or just want advice regarding their troublesome homework dilemmas.
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Tom’s Typical Dumb-Ass
Tom answers a letter from a listener who is managing to break all the rules of Leykis 101. Hey man, making really good money is not a sentence that should be loosely used when your talking about your fast food employment.
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Leykis 101, Part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis, is providing you with the tenets for you to date by. Never spend more than $40 on a date and if she’s not putting out by the third outing, dump that bitch.
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Leykis 101, Part 1
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less money and just as important, clues women in to the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Truly Creative Entertainment
Is what people like Tom Leykis do on a daily basis. So when people are all up in arms about not having writers to produce content for television, lets remember where the real creative minds of the media reside; IN RADIO. Thanks Tom!
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The Wedding Date
There is no reason to go out on a date with a woman, to a wedding that you’re not directly involved with. A date is less than 40 bucks accompanied by sex. Not a reminder of commitment.
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My New Hero…
With the recent award of $120 million dollars, after receiving custody of the kids, Tom’s new hero is Kevin Federline for sticking to that bitch just like they’ve been sticking it to men since the dawn of time. Well done, K-Fed!
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Circumcision
If the perception of female circumcision is that it’s barbaric, then why the hell do we promote the practice for young Jewish boys?
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25 Reasons I Should Be Your Ex
A woman has detailed the various reasons why men get sick and tired of the woman they’re with, once they get married. Good call. You hit the nail right on the head, dear.
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I’m Being Shallow?
If you’re going out with a woman who’s given you every indication that she’s not going to sleep with you and cut her out of the ass wrangling stable, is it really justified when her fat and f’ugly friend deems you shallow?
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They Just Don’t Vote
It’s been proven that unmarried women are the number one group who elects not to vote in elections, so why the hell would anyone put in serious time trying to recruit those who don’t give an “F” anyway?
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Unmarried Women Voters
There’s been a campaign going on to get single women to vote for Hilary Clinton, or just to vote for that matter, but who really cares? We all know women wither don’t vote or just vote along the line of what their man instructs them. So why put in a
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Epitome of Desperate
If you’re the type of woman who’s looking to get impregnated by posting an online add on craigslist, more than likely you’re an ugly, desperate excuse for a woman. Good luck, heifer!
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Bedroom Television
Tom knows from years of experience and four marriages that having a TV in the bedroom will eventually lead to turbulence in the relationship.
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Curious About Craigslist
Tom reviews another craigslist add of a woman who’s looking for a man to father her child, but isn’t necessarily looking for a sugar daddy. Yeah, Right! Tom warns his weary male audience to avoid these money grubbing bitches at all costs. And if yo
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I Told You So… Lazy Bitch
Tom doesn’t enjoy being that type of guy to say “I told you so,” but when he’s right about women taking liberties at work, such as being absent twice as much as men, what other recourse does your professor have?
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The Writers Strike, Part 2
Tom sticks to the topic and delves further into the strike conducted by the Writers Guild of America and gets your opinions on the matter of the day concerning us all; the writers strike.
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The Writers Strike
With the Writers Guild of America going on strike, Tom poses the same questions he’s posed to many of the callers on the Tom Leykis Show; “Do You Care?”
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Flash Friday Finale, 2007
This is the last opportunity of the year, boys. Headlights on, as Tom and the gang celebrate the last Flash Friday of the year at Spike 1140 AM Radio for Men in Las Vegas.
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Flash Friday with Makers Mark
It’s the final Flash Friday of the year, so headlights on across North America. As Tom, Gary and Dino gear up for the good times awaiting in Las Vegas and the upcoming NASCAR race in Texas, as they kick back on the Makers Mark Bourbon.
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Final Flash Friday, Part 2
Headlights on across North America! If you’re in the Los Angeles area, go drive by Sycamore and Jefferson. Tatiana has a special gift for you Tom Leykis listeners. Show her your headlights, she’s going to show you her rack. Happy Flash Friday, peo
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Final Flash Friday
This is your last opportunity of the year to expose yourself on the highway, ladies. When you see a guy driving by with their high beams on, show them yours. It’s Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show.
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Leykis 101 Part 2
Have you ever wondered how you can get more tail for less money? Do you need to know how to properly DTB? Do you just want to bang chicks? If so then tune in to Leykis 101 on The Tom Leykis Show.
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Leykis 101 Part 1
It's Leykis 101 here on the Tom Leyis Show! This is where the professor teaches you how to get more tail for less money.
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Craddle Robbers?
Lance Armstrong has been seen giving Ashley Olsen a "Full House". Some people think this is cradle robbing. We like to think this is just a good move on Lance's part.
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Losers and Their Lovers
It's The Tom Leykis Show! Are you with someone who is a complete loser? Tom discusses why guys and girls can't leave their dead beat loser lovers.
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Take Me Out Art Webb Style - "HA!"
Tom’s new board operator, Art Webb can’t resist laughing at the hilarity which is The Tom Leykis Show. So, Tom wants to know what you, the listening audience thinks of this stoner being heard over the radio. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Roommate Love
If you’re seeing a chick that has a man for a roommate, you better believe that she’s banging this guy, regardless of what she’s telling you. Why wouldn’t she?
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Single Mothers
If you’re so damn independent and don’t need a man in your life, then don’t come around once you get knocked up and start begging for child support. Close your legs and get your ass a job if you’re so damn independent.
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The Breaking Point
So you’ve been with that nagging bitch for 5 years and now your starting to get fed up? Tom discusses the time in your relationship when you know it’s time DTB. When she opens her F’ing mouth!
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Menopause? More Like Menostop.
After a pathetic story about one guys struggle to bang his wife while she goes through menopause, Tom gives even more reason why you need to pump and dump.
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Those Lying Eyes
Lets Face it. You might have told a girl you were a doctor or a lawyer. You might even have said you were Tom himself. Is that any worse than all the fake things like the nails, hair, and boobs, girls do to fool us? I think not.
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Broke Ass Bitches
Your father Mr. Leykis discusses why todays dumb broads are not saving money.
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Daddy's Little Whore
It's The Tom Leykis Show! With this being Halloween week, its time for for the ladys to let their inner slut out. Just how young is too young to be a whore though?
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Well, When You Look Like A Foot…
You’re probably going to be voted the ugliest women alive, as Sex in the City star Sarah Jessica Parker is named to the top honor of the f’ugliest.
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Mr. Skin
Tom talks to the man of the greatest cinema movie archive of naked chicks, Mr. Skin, who since was mentioned in the movie Knocked Up, is now bigger than ever.
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Halloween Parties
The only motivation for women in relationships to go to Halloween parties is to dress up as slutty as possible to get attention other guys. If that bitch really wants to celebrate Halloween, have her dress-up around the house and hand you a snickers.
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The 5 Year Itch
Since the average range a relationship takes to get stale is 5 years, Tom wants to know what the hell the incentive is to get married. Haven’t we learned anything?
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Flash Friday Part 4
As the sun sets on this lovely Flash Friday make sure you squeeze in some time to put your headlights on. Ladies make sure you squeeze in some time to squeeze your rack out of your shirt.
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Flash Friday Part 3
Listen to stories of chicks showing their racks here on this Flash Friday with you host Tom Leykis.
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Flash Friday Part 1
It's Flash Friday here on the Tom Leykis Show! Guys if your driving down the highway turn your headlights on. Ladies if you see a listener make sure you show him your cans.
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I Hate You, Tom!
Tom, is all his glorious wisdom, is moving aside this hour of typical brilliance and is taking the calls most radio hosts normally avoid. Tom talking to those who really hate the Tom Leykis Show.
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Money and Marriage
These terms fit together like hookers and herpes. There’s a reason why she wants to marry you; you have money. Start talking pre-nup and then she if that bitch still wants to tie the knot.
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Living Alone
Tom delves into the positive aspects of living alone and not having that nagging bitch around to tell you what to do. If you can be happy living by yourself, you’ll ultimately be happy for the rest of your life.
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Bob Dylan
The old time folk singer has his own satellite radio program, which is basically an infomercial you can listen to for $13.00 a month. Tom wants to know who the hell would pay for this dreck?
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Baseball
With the Red Sox Chamionship win, Baseball has become higher rated than the NFL. What's with that?
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What Happened to Chivalry?
Well, the feminist movement came along and stabbed that good old notion right in the back. Now open your own damn door.
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I Now Pronounce You, Hostage and Wife
Ladies, if you’re in a relationship where you keep nagging your man to marry you and he tends to brush off the subject, you’re setting yourself up to becoming captor when you stick this guy in a situation he doesn’t want to be a part of.
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The Internet Panhandle
Tom answers a Craigslist add from “Joe,” who’s begging for money because he can’t support his family. Hey Joe, times wouldn’t be so rough if you’d used a condom.
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What a Shame. Now What?
There aren’t going to be too many differing opinions about the outbreak of fire across Southern California. The King delves in regardless.
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Flash Friday Part 4
Wide open phones across North America. In these last few weeks of Flash Friday make sure you squeez in time for your headlights. Ladies make sure you squeez your cans out the window.
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Flash Friday Part 3
Its Flash Friday. Get those headlight on boys. Ladies is you see a listener make sure you take care of him.
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Flash Friday Part 2
It's wide open phones on this Flash Friday. Anything goes as long as your absolutely interesting.
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Flash Friday Part 1
From Hollywood, it's Tom Leykis. This is Flash Friday. Gentlemen Turn you headlights on. Ladies if you see a guy with his lights on, make sure you show him your rack.
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Leykis 101 Part 2
From a secret location in Hollywood. This is the TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Leykis Show. This is Leykis 101 and if you didnt learn in the first hour, this is how we teach men to get more bang for your buck.
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Leykis 101 Part 1
This is the on-air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash. Even as important, clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Tons of Fun
Rather you love em or hate em, fat chicks have been roaming the world since the dawn of time. Tom and Dean talk about their bet of banging a biggums.
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Tom is a busy boy
Its the Tom Leykis Show! Professor Tom is an extremely busy guy. He can't stand these broads that think he works 4 hours a day. Do you hate having a girl who complains how busy you are?
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Motivation for Milking the Cow
Dean will be at Club Bounce this Saturday, where they are featuring the biggest, fattest, floppy femmes for, well, someone’s entertainment. Tom suggests that if his esteemed screener would bite the bullet and get with one of these hippos, he’ll givet
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Chubby Chasers
Inspired by the fat and f’ugly women tucking their folds deep inside Halloween costumes they have no business squeezing into, Tom talks to the chubby chasers whom exacerbate fat female confidence by letting these cows know they might be attractive. Com
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Fat and F’Ugly Freak Show
Tom is begging you hefty heifers out there to stay clear of Halloween costumes which are ergonomically designed and marketed for fat chicks. Your fat ass is going to be repellent to men either way, so just wrap yourself up in a carpet and go as moose.
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Hey, Check Out the Virgin!
Mary, that is. Tom discusses the new water stained image of the Virgin Mary imprinted on the side of a house in Texas. So if you that type of whacko who believes the virgin has graced us in the form of water stain, Tom wants to talk to you dumb ass.
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Cleveland Rocks!
Tom talks about the new Price Is Right host Drew Carey and his bride to be.
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Dream KIllers
The Professor Tom Leykis talks of his life dream and how no dumb broad was going to get in his way.
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You Kicked Her to The Curb, Now What?
It's The Toooooom Leykis Show! Did you finally DTB? Have you kicked her to the curb? Is she finally out of your house? Now what? Tom talks about life after divorce.
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The Club Hook-Up
If you’re in a relationship and your significant other persists on going out to clubs, you better believe they aren’t there to just dance. Women dress up like sluts and go to clubs for one reason and one reason only, to hook up.
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Rant of the Radio
Tom takes a look at all the good work going on at KLSX and opens up the phones to take your opinions and thoughts about the radio station and the Tom Leykis Show.
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Freelance Fat Ass
Inspired by the new boulder sized burrito at Carl’s Jr., Tom wants to know if you’ve been with someone who was in shape when you first met, now has gotten comfortable and gained an egregious amount of weight. Are you a freelance fat ass?
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The Big Bad Burrito
Tom reviews the new bigger than life burrito being presented at Carl’s Jr. and Hardy’s fast food restaurants and contends that if people don’t want to eat hand-held heart attacks, then they should just move on and leave the rest of us alone.
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Flash Friday Part 4
Make sure you keep your headlights on as the sun sets on this lovely Flash Friday.
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Flash Friday Part 2
Listeners call into Tom to let them know about all the racks they have seen.
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Flash Friday Part 1
It's Flash Friday with the professor Tom Leykis. Guys turn your head lights on. Ladies if you see a guy with his lights on, make sure you show him your rack.
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Leykis 101, Part 2
This is the on-air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men, provided by your Professor, Mr. Leykis. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101, Part 1
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing you with an on-air public sevice which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and even as important, tunes women into the psyche of men.
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Tom on crank
The Professor has a pussy crank caller calls in. Tom snuffs him out from the beginning.
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Fit to print
Tom discusses why us men become more valuable with age, and why a women's stock will decline with age. (Because she gets ugly)
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It’s Over When…
She utters these words, “If I get pregnant, I’m having the baby.” That’s your cue to dump that bitch right then and there. Just turn around and walk out the door. Give Tom a call in a year when you’re childless and happy. Godspeed, men!
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The Massage Filibuster
If your girl demands to be massaged before you two start getting it on, this is a sure sign she’s not truly interested in sex and is delaying the act. Do yourself a favor, leave that bitch where she stands if she ever starts asking for a massage.
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Manners From Across the Pond
Tom reviews an article out of Scotland which details the manners exercised, or not exercised for that matter among courting adults. Hey, women’s lib gave cause to throwing chivalrous acts out the window. Since they want equal rights, let’s have wome
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Perusing The Personals
Tom sometimes takes the time to mull through the online personals and this time, he stumbled upon someone who needs to be “completed.” Who the hell feels as though they’re going to find their “other half” on Yahoo personals? Are you that daft?
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The WB learns to DTB
Our father discusses why chicks playing leading roles in movies is just not good for anyone.
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7 weddings and a divorce
The Professor explains how marriage is just a contract for losing half your stuff and finacial disaster. Dont marry uncouth dames.
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Halloween, The Whore Holiday
If your in a relationship and your girlfriend wants to dress up like a sexy vixen for Halloween, rest assured that she's getting dolled up to get attention from other men. Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress like sluts and whore about.
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They Just Can't Help It
Tom takes a rare turn and reverts to the New York Times article which tries to explain that men are intimidated by women who make money. No! We can't stand to date women with power because these bitches can't shut up about how powerful they are.
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Retaining the Sex
If you want to keep the sex a standard in your sexual relationship, do yourself a favor and don't introduce that bitch to your friends. This is the first sign that your reaching another level in the relationship, so don't do it!
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Flash Friday Part 1
Wide open phones on this Flash Friday! Ladies if you see guys with their head lights on, show them yours cans. Guys call in and tell us about it.
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Leykis101- Part 2
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money!
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Leykis 101- Part 1
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money!
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Just Listen!
Tom wants to know why people send him email when they don't listen to the god damned show!
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The Other Woman
Tom can't figure out why women in a relationship blame the the women when the man cheats.
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Vasectomies
If you really have the balls, then chop them off and solve the problems that every other fertile man gets themselves into when they mess around with dumb bitches.
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The Double Mastectomy
A women went under the knife for a double mastectomy, which they later realized was unnecessary. Guys, give Tom a call and let him know if you’d stay with a woman who just had her knockers chopped off.
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Answering Her Craigslist Add
Tom reviews a brilliant answer to a typically gold-digging Craigslist.com wanted post to a woman who desires her true sugar daddy. Brief summary: Women are depreciating assets compared to men who are earning assets.
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Getting It Elsewhere
If you have a problem with the demands your man is making, sexually or arbitrarily, then kick your own ass out on the street because if you don’t comply, someone else will. Your not that special, dear.
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Stupid Smokers
It’s been reported that they’re going to raise taxes on cigarettes, which really means that the government will be reaping more money away from the stupid, the poor and the downtrodden of society. So why should Tom give a damn?
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50 Most Powerful Women in America
Fortune Magazine has just released the list of the 50 most powerful women in America so Tom mulls and critiques the review. Then concludes that any woman who’s driven enough to make a list like this, is probably fat and f’ugly.
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Isaiah Thomas
Two questions: How can a building be implicated in a sexual harassment case? As Madison Square Garden is being forced to pay out $11.6 million for Isaiah Thomas’ sexual harassment suit. And who the hell wants to keep women in the work place as a resu
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Brittany Spears Debacle
With all the restrictions now put on Brittany Spears to protect her children, Tom wonders why the hell a Judge hasn’t revoked her right to have more children she will eventually destroy with her irresponsible tirades.
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Attention Whores
Tom discusses the motivation behind people who are obsessed with themselves and delves into the psyche of those who are truely narcisistic
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Geriatric Love
With all the people these days who are sexually active and elderly, Tom recalls the oldest woman he's ever been with, then talks to you about the oldest person you've been to bed with.
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Singlism
Tom delves into the ongoing American trends which benefit married couples over those who are single and sites that this majority is descriminating against single people. Singlism is Un-America!
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Posting Pics of Nosepickers
Tom discusses the trend of people posting pictures of their kids on their online web pages and the predators who attempt to date these women to get to their children.
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Why Women Listen
Tom is curious to hear from the female side of the listenership - or at least their wives and girlfriends - as to why they listen and what they learn.
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The One They Won't Play
Given the facts of the Phil Spector trial, Tom reveals why it's no wonder this guy shot some chick with the seldom played oldies hit "He Hit Me (It Felt like a Kiss)" - written and produced by Spector himself.
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Wine for Kids
An Italian guest author joins Tom to talk about the illustrated children's book on wine he has created to encourage appreciation and control from an early age.
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Just Listen to Tom
Tom explains to his loyal listeners the errors in their relationship approach and the warning signs that were overlooked.
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The Real Delilah
A caller brings up the bright side: while he hates the message, he loves the instant panty removal factor when he sings it for a girl.
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There's a Reason She's Gone
The Professor explains the simple mistake behind the delusional message of Plain White T's "Hey There Delilah" - if you can't pay the bills, of course she's gonna leave you!
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Best of London
A listener gives Tom some tips for enjoying all that London has to offer.
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Cultural Differences
Having spent a bit of time across the pond now, Tom is starting to notice some very interesting cultural differences between us and them.
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London Radio
Tom's plans to crank call a local radio show with a comment about red ants are foiled when the show legitimately brings up the topic on their own.
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Man Up
Loyal listeners share stories about the women who have walked all over them - and why they would have been better off if they'd just listened to The Professor.
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Kick Her To The Curb
Tom tries to teach a listener longing for his ex: When you put a couch out on the curb, it means there's something defective with it. Same thing applies when you break up with a girl - there's something defective about her, as the next guy will figureout
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Dissension in the Ranks
Tom and listeners argue the fine difference between being discriminated on the basis of religion versus lifestyle.
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No Such Thing As The Popeye Law
The Professor illuminates the legality of discrimination based on physical appearance. There is no Popeye Law for the tattooed - nothing protects your right to wear a tattoo and not be judged for it.
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Legal Discrimination
Tom explains the logic behind the news story about landlords who won't rent to tenants with tattoos or body piercing - an entirely legal form of discrimination.
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Chivalry In Men
The London Times have a huge two page article on how men can be more chivalrous. Tom, points out the load of crap that this is.
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Leykis In London
Tom is trying to figure out why everyone is having such a damn hard time with the time difference.
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Flash Friday - Part 4
Wide open telephones on the Ton Leykis Show. We're coming to you from Kentucky at the Jim Beam distillery. It's Flash Friday!
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Flash Friday - Part 3
Headlights on, Headlights on, Headlights on! Gentlemen, you know what to do... When you see those cans fly, report the good news to Tom. 1-800-5-800-TOM.
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Flash Friday - Part 2
Wide open telephones on the Tom Leykis Show, as Tom is anwering your calls from the Jim Beam ranch in Kentuky. Let the good times roll.
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Flash Friday - Part 1
Headlights on across North America! It's Flash Friday! Ladies, when you see a guy driving with his headlights on, show him your rack!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and just as importantly, clues women into the minds of men, hosted by your Professor, Tom Leykis.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
Your Professor, Mr. Tom Leykis is providing you with an on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Take Precautions
If yo don't want to get screwed like many of Tom's typical callers, then listen up and learn that if your take precautions and just wear a condom, you won't have to live a miserable life raising kids you never wanted in the first place.
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Scared to Get Her Pregnant?
Then maybe you should try downloading past podcasts of The Tom Leykis Show and learn that you wouldn't be intimidated if you'd just wear an "f"ing condom! Strap that thing up, boys!
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The Measure of Success
Is determined by your ability to actually put in some real work. If you don't have the desire to get out there and work your ass off, then you're obviously content to be a minimum wage hack who'll sit back and watch work horses like Tom spend his money.
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So You're Not Happy with Him?
Well, according to Women's Day magazine, 36% of married women would opt not to marry the current man they're with. So isn't this an indication that women just jump into marriage without thinking first? Well, isn't it?
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Attention Whores
Tom revisits the topic of attention whores, cued by a very concerned listener who has just realised that she might be in the pool. Basically, if your an attractive woman or just a woman for that matter, your an attention whore.
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The Platonic Friend
Is someone you respect, but don't want to have sex with. Or else you'd be lovers. So when someone is explaining the platonic level of your relationship, they're admitting that they're not sexually attracted to you.
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Enjoy What You Have
How can you complain about dating various hot women and living the life that most men dream of? Sit back and listen to some of Tom's regular shmoes call in and realize that the life your leading is the one you want. Stop bitching.
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How Can We Be Romantic?
With your nagging ass flapping your stupid mouth in my ear all the time? That's why women find themselves single and alone once their looks start to fade. Because after a while, your ass isn't hot enough to have to put up with your crap.
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Cheating on Your Wife, With Your Wife?
Tom discusses a story out of Bosnia where a married couple, who were just sick of each other decided to cheat on their respective partner, realized that the new people they were cheating with, was the one they were married to. Marriage ruins romance. Ta
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Tramp Stamps
According to the Wall Street Journal, impregnated women with tramp stamps might be subject to serious injury when recieving their epidural shots to ease the pain during labor. And they just look like tramps.
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How Stupid Are You?
You're under the impression that getting pregnant is your ticket to keeping your man? How stupid do you have to be? Tom can't get over the caller from the previous hour, who has proven to be one of the stupidest callers on radio.
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The Key to Longevity
A study has shown that older men who shack up with younger women have a tendency to live longer and happier lives, which in turn helps to preserve the sanctity of the male species. So live long, prosper and go tap that young ass, men.
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Starter Husband
Still thinking of getting married, boys? Well before you make the biggest mistake of your life, take some sound advice from Tom. Don't do it!!!
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Older Women, Younger Men
Tom addresses an article from CNN.com which details the likelihood of older women successfully going out with younger men.
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Flash Friday - Part 4
Wide open telephones on the Ton Leykis Show. We're coming to you from Kentucky at the Jim Beam distillery. It's Flash Friday!
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Flash Friday - Part 3
Headlights on, Headlights on, Headlights on! Gentlemen, you know what to do... When you see those cans fly, report the good news to Tom. 1-800-5-800-TOM.
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Flash Friday - Part 2
Wide open telephones on the Tom Leykis Show, as Tom is anwering your calls from the Jim Beam ranch in Kentuky. Let the good times roll.
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Flash Friday - Part 1
Headlights on across North America! It's Flash Friday! Ladies, when you see a guy driving with his headlights on, show him your rack!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing you with golden tenets to live by which informs men how to get more tail for less and cash and clues women in to the minds of men. Your on air public service is now in session.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash, and even as importantly, clues women in to the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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How Does 216 Monthly Payments Sound?
Would you put a down payment on a car if you knew you'd have to make 216 monthly payments? Then why would you commit to such a terrible deal by allowing yourself to impregnate that bitch? Strap that condom on, boys!
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Luciano Pavarotti 101
It was reported that Luciano Pavarotti was being driven to end his own life because his wife was driving him mad, just before he died. Things might have been different if he'd been listening to Leykis 101.
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CNN vs Fox
CNN was once the greatest power in cable news, but now it seems that Fox News has taken over as far as viewership is concerned. Tom discusses the measures CNN is now taking to catch up in the cable news race.
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Flat Buns... Talking Flat Buns
Tom discusses the controversy surrounding the new Carl's Jr. and Hardy's commercial depicting a teacher dancing on a table while her students rap about "Flat Buns." It's an effing commercial... Get over it!
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Thanks for Being You
If it wasn't for guys like this, there wouldn't be people who work in low paying, mundane service industries getting screwed by the public for minimum wage. Thanks for making life easier for the rest of us.
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The Brittany Debacle
Tom delves deep and discusses all the terrible circumstances regarding Brittany Spears. What happened, girl?
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Comedian Bobby Slayton
Comedian Bobby Slayton stops by to talk to Tom about money, women and social debauchery. You know, the important things in life...
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Saving Minorities from Fast Food
A Los Angeles council member has proposed a moratorium on fast food in an attempt to save people in South Central from the evils of fast food chains. What about personal accountability? People have a choice not to subscribe to that which is bad for them
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A Moratorium on Fast Food Restaurants?
A Los Angeles city council member has proposed a moratorium on fast food restaurants in the "South Los Angeles (better known as South Central). What ever happened to personal accountability?
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Seth Green
Tom talks to actor Seth Green in studio about his longevity in the movie business and then they delve into the finer points of his hit show, "Robot Chicken."
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Darwinism at its Finest
Men want the best looking girl they can afford, where as women want the wealthiest man their looks will attract. Do you think Tom is wrong about this? 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Honesty in Advertising
Women aren't natural investors. They naturally spend. So this new commercial presented by Fidelity Investments has hit the nail right on the head. Save your money, boys!
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Thanks for Getting Back to Me
Tom discusses the women who shunned him in the past, then decided to call him back out of the blue with an expectation that he would stop everything and jump for joy. Get real, bitches.
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Flash Friday - Part 4
It's Flash Friday. You know what that means? Gentlemen, turn those headlights on. Ladies, when you see a guy drive by with their high beams on, show them yours. Report those knockers at 1-800-5-800-TOM!!!
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Flash Friday - Part 3
Headlights on! Headlights on! Headlights on! It's Flash Friday, so fellas, call us up when you see a pair of cans on the highway. Wide open phones on the Tom Leykis Show.
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Flash Friday - Part 2
Wide open phones on this beautiful Flash Friday. Guys, put a sign in your car, turn those headlights on and report the knockers you see on that highway. Happy Flash Friday!
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Flash Friday - Part 1
Headlights on across North America! Fellas, turn those headlights on. Ladies, when you're passing by somewith their beams on, show them yours. It's Flash Friday!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
This is the on-air public service provided by your Professor, Mr. Leykis, which tells men how to get more tail for less cash and tunes women into the minds of men. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and just as importantly, clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Profiles with Pics
There are women who post classified ads on Craigslist and sites of the like who post decoy photos to raise the traffic level of people who are searching for women with photos. Plus, who the hell posts pictures of their kids?
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Loving Your Geriatric
Tom talks about the 62 year old woman he was having sex with back in the day and discusses how grateful and easy it is to be with older women. How old was the oldest braod you've been with? 1-800-5-800-TOM.
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Baseball Talk
Tom delves into the current baseball season and discusses the Angels' run for another victorious year, which of coarse, won't get any recognition from anyone else in sports radio.
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Unmarried People
For some reason, married people get all the perks. Shouldn't we start rewarding people for not having kids and end incentives for people with children? This is single people discrimination.
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Tom, The Attention Whore?
No, dear. Tom participates in this media because they pay the man a serious chunk of change. Not because he needs your attention. Tell you what, if you're sick of hearing him on the radio, send a check for about 100 million and the man will retire.
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Attention Whores
Every woman is an attention whore. That's why they wear tight clothes at the office and write checks at the market. It's an excuse for the people around them to stand around and simply watch what they're doing.
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Mrs. Robinson
Sure, when we're in our 20's, not making any money and you call up for a quicky, it's great. But realize that at a certian age, guys don't want your old wrinkled ass and only messed with you in the first place because you were easy access.
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Don't Screw Yourself
Over having sex and recieving about 15-30 of pleasure, by not wearing a condom. Learn your lesson early and strap that thing up before you go tapping that ass.
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Condoms or Pregnancy
You make the choice. If you haven't learned your lesson and decided that your not going to use condoms, then plan on about 216 monthly payment for that mistake. Listen up people!!!
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Marriage
What would be the motivation for your woman to want to get married? Could it be that she's just ready to dig her claws in and get you for everything you have? Give Tom a call; 1-800-5-800-TOM.
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Friends - The Place Filler
Why would you stick around a woman you're in to and be "friends", just so when she finally finds the guy of her dreams she runs off into the sunset with the ass your supposed to have. There's no reason to have female friends.
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Bob Saget
Tom sits down with one of the guys you'd never expect to have a dirty mouth. Bob Saget talks about his new stand-up show which will air on HBO.
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The Replacement Factor
If you sit around, produce a minute work load and do the minimum just to get by, then who cares if your sad and upset about the way your life turned out. You put yourself in that rut and proved that your as replaceable as the next slacker.
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Sex as a Reward?
Having sex should be a mutual interest by both people invovled, not an act that's rewarded to the man for doing something for that bitch. The only time you should have to work for sex, is when you having it.
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Flash Friday - Part 4
Wide open telephones on this flash friday. Ladies, when you see someone driving by with their beems on, show them your. Men, you must report the knockers you see on the highway. Happy Flash Friday!
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Flash Friday - Part 3
Headlights on! Headlights on! Headlights on! Wide open phones on this beautiful flash Friday. Ladies, you know what to do. It's Flash Friday!!!
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Flash Friday - Part 2
Ladies, you know what to do. When you see a guy driving by with his high beems on, show him yours. Gentlemen, when you see a pair of cans out ther on the highway, give Tom a call. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Flash Friday - Part 1
It's Friday! Headlights on across North America. Ladies if you see a guy passing by with his headlight on, show him your knockers! Men, when you get flashed, it's your responsibility to call in and report the glory. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Leykis 101, part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing you with a public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women in to the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101, part 1
This is the on air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and even as important, clues women in to the minds of men. Hosted by your Professor, Mr. Leykis.
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Advice for the Ladies
SHUT UP! After a long days work, do you really think we want to come home and listen to your nagging B.S? SHUT UP!!!
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Losing Focus
Alright, if your motivated to get up early, go to work and carve out the life you've always dreamed of by applying elbow grease to a lot of hard work, leave her out of it! Too many times, go-getters get side tracked and lose focus by that nagging bitch.
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Tom Leykis Comedy Hour
Tom sits down and talks to Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz about there upcoming comedy shows and discusses the state of stand up comedy these days.
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No Respect
For some reason or another, radio doesn't get the same respect that other entertainment mediums command, even though radio is spontaneous and entails actual thought by the talent. Why? Tom wants to know.
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Sweat Pants Have Elastic for a Reason
You've given her every excuse to get fat and wear sweat pants by getting married, now take your cue and excuse yourself from this relationship or else you'll really figure out what's eating Gilbert Grape; Her fat ass!
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Lingering On Lovers Lane
Tom, once again is giving you statistical proof of the horrors entailed with getting married. Attention home owners: listen closely and don't get married. Your life might depend on it.
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Straight from the Source
Tom talks to the writer of the piece from last hour's segment, Bruce Catania, as well as the girl he was talking about, Melody, regarding the motivation for breaking up with her because she's too young.
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You Think You're Too Old For Her?
Don't be stupid. Men don't have a biological clock we have to worry about, so tapping that young 20 year old ass shouldn't be an issue, even if your older than her Dad. If you have the means, smoke that ass!
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Prepare for Pouncing
Tom talks about the women who don't care where the money comes from, but just want to indescriminately spend what you have. So, basically, Tom discusses the psyche of women.
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She Still Wants Custody?
Mary Winkler, who recently served 7 months in jail for shooting her husband in the back, was released and now wants full custody over her kids. Only in America can a woman kill her man and still be considered fit to raise kids.
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EZ Pass to Divorce
If you're cheating on your significant other and are an EZ Pass driver, you better keep you story straight with the route you take because if she wants, they'll track your path and know exactly where you've been. Careful, now!
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Dump That Debt
If someone has allowed themselves to get into serious debt, what do you think they'll get you in to? If they don't give an F about themselves, they sure as hell won't give an F about you. Dump that bitch before it's too late!
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Taking Out the Trash
If you find yourself taking out the trash after a hard days work while she lops around and complains, dump that used bitch in the recycling barrel on your way to the curb.
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Cleaning House
If your the one busting your ass, making the money, while she sits around and complains about doing housework, then you need to do some cleaning yourself and Dump That Bitch!
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Leykis at the Playboy Mansion - Flash Friday
What better day and what better way to celebrate Flash Friday than at the Playboy Mansion? Headlights on across North America! Ladies, take a cue from the freaks at the mansion and show us your rack when you see those high beems!
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Leykis at the Playboy Mansion - Yellowcard
Tom's producer Gary Zabransky interviews some topless chicks by the pool, in honor of Flash Friday and Yellowcard performs live as the Tom Leykis Show is broadcasting from the Playboy Mansion.
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Leykis 101, part 2
This is the on-air public service, provided by your Professor, Mr. Leykis, which tells men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men. Class in is session.
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Leykis 101, part 1
This is the on-air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and even as important, clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session!!!
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Sexual Developement
A study has shown that attentiion getting sluts like Paris Hilton are allowing young girls to grow to be more sexually developed at a younger age than ever. Who said she never gave anything back to society?
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Want a Second Date?
Then pay for the first! If your a true feminist, then you'd be more than happy to float the bill, right? Your independent. You blaze your own trail. So buy your own effing meal, you bitch or stop complaining about euqal rights for women.
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Kanye West's Comments
Tom's neighbor, Kanye West made some controversial comments, stating that only white people use outdated terms originally derived from hip-hop culture such as "bling." Your Professor chimes in...
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Slick Gifts, Gone Awry
A man has a law suit against 1-800-FLOWERS because he bought the special package which sends flowers to his woman like clock work. SHe's now divorcing him because she saw the reciept and found out his true nature. Don't buy her flowers, you douche!!!
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Your Dumb-Ass Job Hunt
If your the type of person who's been posting personal pictures on MySpace and blogging about all the debauchery you've recently been on, don't you think that potential employers will find it and use this information against you? Think, stupid!!!
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Breast Implants
A new study shows that women with breast implants are 3 times more likely to commit suicide. Is it a surprise that these are the ones with low self esteem? Why do they go big in the first place? Sad Bitches...
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Can't Get it Up?
A Malaysian study shows that men in relatioships suffer from erectile disfunction after around 5 years. No stupid,they get tired of the same old ass and just don't care to try anymore.
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Erectile Disfunction
Is it that men suffer from ED after 5 years of being in the same relationship, or they're just bored and can't get it up for the same old hole they're used to?
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Automotive Workers
Tom talks about the automotive workers who have threatened to go on strike and contends that they wouldn't have to strike for higher wages if they had just gotten decent jobs in the first place.
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Little Billy Needs A Companion
If your a guy who's gotten a woman pregnant, and she comes back and uses an excuse to get pregnant again because her bastard child needs a sibling companion, Tom wants to talk to you. 1-800-5-800-TOM!!!
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Chick Talk
Take a look at all the successful people in radio; Tom Leykis, Imus, Howard Stern and Adam Carolla. Now, tell me, who the hell would want to listen to a bunch of chicks when we've already got the cream of the drop on the air waves?
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A Message to Men with Money
If your still thinking getting married, just look at the famous people like Chris Rock who are having trouble shaking their money grubbing ex's from their change bags. Dump that bitch!!!
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Black Women
A study shows that more and more black women are willing to date outside of their race, as black men seem to be less easy to come by for women who want to get married. Tom delves deep into the subject...
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He's An Abusive Alcoholic
But your the one with the problem if you decide to live your life with self-depricating loser like that. Get out of that terrible relationship or shut your stupid mouth, so he can hit you in it.
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Flash Friday, Part 4
This is your opportunity, boys! When you see a woman driving by with her headlights on, it means that she’s ready to pull that top and release those knockers. It’s flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show.
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Flash Friday, Part 3
Gentlemen, put those headlights on! Ladies when you see a guy driving by with his high-beams on, release that top and show him yours. It's Flash Friday, you bitch!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 2
Ladies, when you see a guy driving by with his headlights on, show'em your rack. It's Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show!
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Flash Friday, part 1
Headlights are blowing up across North America. Ladies when you see someone with their beems on, lift that top and show them yours. It's Flash Friday!!!
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Leykis 101, part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing you with an on air service which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and clues women in to the minds of men. Take notes! 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Leykis 101
This is the on-air radio tutorial which informs men how to get more tail for less cash and even as important, gives women an insight into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Your Dumb Ass Profile
Tom dissects the various ridiculous profiles people build for themselves on those on-line dating sites and delves into the psyche of desperate ass women. If a woman is looking for someone to “complete” them, she’s admitting that she’s an incomple
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The Man's Choice
Tom discusses a new proposed law which gives men the right to deny their girlfriend or wife to get an abortion, if they are against it. Wow!
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20 Dates for 20 Dollars
Tom delves into this article written by "Hitched Magazine" which details how to go out on dates, all the time, without spending any real money. Yeah.., right.
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It's Just Dancing
Yeah, of course... When your girlfirend goes out with the girls to a club, it's just dancing until some drunken slob strolls up and starts groping your woman's ass. Then she's out having fun.
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"Going Out with the Girls, Babe?"
If you find yourself asking your girlfriend this particular question consistantly, then you can rest assured that this bitch is out there looking for fun from someone else. Subsequently, ask yourself a question: What the hell am I doing in this relations
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237 Reasons for Sex
A study shows that there are 237 reasons why people have sex. It turns out that the motivation is based on lust within the mond and body, not love in the heart. What an effing surprise...
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Strictly the Haters
Tom puts his reputation where his mouth is and talks to listeners about the issues... You... Really hate about Tom Leykis!!! This is why he's the professor.
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Gay Moving Vehicle
Tom announces the ten most popular cars being bought by the gay community, according the website gayWheels.com, which prompts many listeners to call the Professor in fear they're behind the gay wheel, proving their latent homosexuality.
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Cutting Them Off At the Knees
If you have someone your dating who's trying to manipulate your lifestyle to better suit their needs, take Tom's advice; cut'em off at the knees and get the hell out of that relationship!
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Bloomberg's Quote of the Day
The Mayor from what local residents feel to be the center of the Universe, Michael Bloomberg of New York was quoted as saying, "If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they'd go to the library instead of Bloomingdales." Hmmm...
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Online Dating
Is for losers. If you're emotionally attached to someone you don't even see and probably never have sex with, you're an effing loser and need to just end it now!!! Grow a pair of jewels and get yourself a relationship based in reality.
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A Sense of Entitlement
This is what happens when she moves in and starts spending your money, which leads to her feeling as if you need keep her comfortable with a lifestyle she's grown accustom to. Still thinking about getting married?
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Women Want Equality...
And they should have it. So get a job so you can take care of the bastard child yourself and stop trying to get married to have a man solve your problems.
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The Chick Section
Or that's what they should call the Style Section of the newspaper, which posted a story about Hilary Clinton's fashion sense, which at the time was reported to be too revealing.
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Flash Friday, Part 4
Headlights on people! Ladies, when you see a guy driving by with his beams on, show him yours!!! It's Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show.
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Flash Friday, Part 3
It's Flash Friday!!! If your confused, just turn those headlights on and keep your eyes open because it's the day where the fun-bags fly! Thanks for the mammaries, Tom!
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Flash Friday, Part 2
Wide open phone lines on this beautiful Flash Friday. While racks are being released across the country, only you fascinating phoners are encouraged to give the Professor a call. 1-800-5-800-TOM!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 1
Well, it's 3:00pm Pacific time, which means head lights are flaring off all over North America because it's Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show. Break out that tanning oil because racks are being released on this beautiful summer day!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
This is the on-air public service provided by your Professor, Mr. Leykis, which informs men how to get more tails for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101 - Advertisers, Meet Santiago
This is the on-air service which informs guys how to get more tail for less money and even as importantly, clues women in to how guys think. Tom talks to Santiago: Advertisers, You too can reach this prime demographic.
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Doing the Right Thing?
Is getting married to that bitch and sticking yourself in a relationship you don't care about for the sake of a pregnancy you didn't even want, doing the right thing? Tom wants to know...
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Geico Cavemen Race Relations
With the critics who were privy to seeing the new Geico Caveman sitcom, aren't they the racists for determining htat these characters are depicting African-Americans?
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Ask the Atheist
Tom, who doesn't believe in an all knowing, all loving super being who controls everything in the universe, talks to callers and proves why most highly intellectual people don't subscribe to any form of religion.
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Marriage for Green Cards
Thinking of marrying that foriegn chick for a couple dozen thousand dollars? Well what do you think the legal fees will be if you get caught by INS? Get your head out of your ass and dump that bitch!
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An Answer to the E-Mails
Tom responds to those who are dying to see David Beckham at the "Coliseum," although Rome hasn't hosted a sporting event in over 2000 years, then answers an e-mail on how to advance in the workplace.
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Scandals in Sports
From Michael Vick's dog fights, Barry Bonds' home run record drawing closer and closer, to the NBA referee's betting on the game he officiated, Tom wants to know what you think is the biggest scandal in sports today.
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$5 for Coffee?
After all these years, Tom still can't understand how people can go to Starbucks and spend $4-5 for a cup of coffee. What's going on here, people?
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Stern Insight on the Rouge Referee
Tom talks about NBA commissioner David Stern's press conference addressing his referee Tim Donaghy's scandelous behind the scenes bets on games he was officiating. PS, "F" David Stern.
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Matt Leinart's Baby Momma
The former USC football star knocked up one of the USC woman's basketball players and now this recent millionaire child is shelling out about $72,000 a year to support a kid he doesn't want. Men... Take notes.
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The Slacker's Happy day
Minimum wage is about to go up throughout the nation and you losers working at that rate finally have something to look forward to; until your boss lays you off because your not worth it anymore.
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Flash Friday, Part 4
Wide open phones on this beautiful Flash Friday. Give Tom a call, turn those headlights on, and oh yeah, ladies; when you see a guy with his headlights on, show'em your rack!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 3
It's Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show. Turn those headlights on and the ladies will flash those cans your way on the highway.
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Flash Friday, Part 2
Here's your opportunity to entertain yourself on the way home from work. Turn those headlights on and start looking for hotties because it's Flash Friday on the Tom Leykis Show!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 1
Headlights on across North America! Ladies, you know what to do, when you see a guy driving by with his headlights on, show'em your rack!!!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
Your Professor, Mr. Leykis is providing the public with an on-air service which informs guys how to get more tail for less cash and clues women into the psyche of men. Take notes, your gonna need'em! 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the on-air radio classroom which informs guys how to get more tail for less money and maybe more importantly, gives women an insight to the minds of men. Class is in session!
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Happiness in Marriage
Is not determined by having kids, as a study shows in the Washington Post that couples without children are much happier and well adjusted than those with terrible little rug-rats running around.
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Television Tension
Is there a TV show you watch with your special someone, where if you don't see the newest episode together, might cause turbulence in the relationship? Are you that invested in the shows you watch? Tom wants to know.
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Your Thoughts and Comments
The week seems to be winding down, being it the day before the 4th of July, so Tom's opening up the telephone lines and letting your call the shots. Wide open phones on the Tom Leykis Show.
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The Victim Is An Idiot
Alright, obviously it's wrong to physically assault another person, but when she's living in your house and banging another guy when your out at work, isn't she asking to get chopped with an ax?
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Play On, Player-Mayor
Tom discusses the Mayor of Los Angeles Antonio Villaraigosa's infidelity and how it would cool to be a player, if he wouldn't run about town acting like a family man.
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The Mayor is a Player
Tom expresses his love for the work that he does on days like this... The Mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa who attempts to run about town like a family man, was outed as a player, and Tom just can't get enough.
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Swinging. An Ode to Swingers
Tom believes that if you need to be in a relationship, you shouldn't have to bring any one else into it. If you need to be with more than one person, you don't need to be in a relationship, do you?
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Broadcasting In Boise
Tom's broadcast can now be heard in Boise, Idaho and the Professor takes the opportunity to talk to the new people who've just recently tuned in to The Tom Leykis Show.
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How to Meet and Merry a Millionaire
Based on Money Magazine's article directing gold diggers how to meet and merry the cream of the financial crop, Tom talks to money grubbing women about the various tactics of meeting wealthy men.
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Learning the Language
How do intolerant Americans determine that the foreign people coming into the country don't want to learn the language? If you can't communicate with them based on a language barrier, how do you know? Call Tom!
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Flash Friday, Part 4
It's hot enough out there to be wearing close to nothing, but if you need a little more motivation to get naked, turn those headlights on because it's Flash Friday!!! Ladies, when you pass car with their headlights on, show'em your rack!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 3
Headlights on! Ladies, when you see a guy driving by with their headlights on, show'em your rack, on this beautiful Flash Friday.
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Flash Friday, Part 2
Headlights are on, all across North America. Ladies, when you see a guy drive by with their beams on, flash them yours!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 1
Wide open phones on this beautiful Flash Friday, so turns those headlights on and give Tom a call. 1-800-5-800-TOM!!!
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Leykis 101, Part 2
Class is in session and your Professor is providing you with an on-air service which informs men how to get more tail for less money and clues women into the motivation of men.
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Leykis 101, Part 1
This is the on-air public service which tells men how to get more tail for less cash and maybe more importantly, gives women and insight into the psyche of men.
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What's Wrong With Us?
Why do you guys do anything your hot girlfirend demands? Is the sex that good and hard to come by that you can't dump that bitch and move on?
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That Unappreciative Bitch
Are you with someone who just doesn't give you the respect you deserve for all the good deeds you do for her? Tom wants to talk to you. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Abuser vs. The Victim
With wrestler Chris Benoit killing his family then turning around and taking his own life, Tom wonders if the victims are as much to blame for their fate as much as the abuser, for sticking around an abusive situation.
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I Hate You, Tom!!!
This is why he's one of the best in the business. Tom takes calls from listeners who absolutely hate The Leykis Show.
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She's Still Around?
Is your ex-lover messing with your current relationship? Tom talks about getting rid of that usurping bitch once and for all.
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Get Rid of Her!
Is the perosn who you were with prior to your current relationship still contacting you and throwing a wrench in the works of your new flame? Tom talks about getting rid of unwanted ex's.
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Keeping Those Old Numbers?
Then your not as in love as you say you are if you're keeping those old booty call digits for a rainy day. What would be the motivation to save an old flame's info, if you don't plan on hooking up sometime?
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Jenny for a Rainy Day
Even if your in love and are convinced that the person your with is in love with you, there's always those numbers they keep for the rainy day when they're just fed up with you and want some new ass.
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Let's Be Friends...
Now bend over, baby! Tom discusses the motivation for guys to make "friends" with hot chicks. Here's a little tip ladies, it's to get in your pants!
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Revokable Consent
If you go home with a drunk girl and have sex with her, she can legally turn around the next morning and wag the rape finger at you based on her alcoholic state if she so happens to decide to regret the situation. Be careful out there, boys!
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Paris Hilton: Tom's Marketing Opportunity
With all those helicopters circling Paris Hilton's home in the Hollywood Hillsand the eyes of the world watching. Tom wants to know what you, the listeners are willing to do to promote the Leykis show.
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Waltz of the Butter-Face
Butter-Face: A woman who is attractive in every way, but her face. These are the women who are reserved for the lower middle class douche who can't get a real hot chick.
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Pregnant Homicide
When a woman backs a guy in a corner and forces him to be a part of a pending pregnancy, where the guy isn't confirmed to be the father, shouldn't you expect some crazy guys to react violently?
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The Tattooed Reminder
Tom talks about this guy who got all these inspirational tattoos to keep on the virtuous path, but now complains that he's being rejected from his desired employement because of all the ink. Try to look like a freak and get treated like one, man.
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Flash Friday, Part 4
We're going strong with loose women, your calls and the wisdom and insight of your Father, Professor Tom Leykis on this great summer opening Flash Friday!!!
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Flash Friday, Part 2
Here's your opportunity boys!!! Turn those car beams on and keep your eyes peeled because it's Flash Friday and girls all over the country are trading hooters for headlights.
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Flash Friday, Part 1
Headlights on everyone!!! It's Flash Friday!!! Ladies when you see someone driving by with their headlights on, pop that top and show'em your rack!!!
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
Your Professor is providing you with a public service which informs men how to get more tail for less money and tunes women into the motivation of men.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the on-air coarse where men learn to get more tail for less money and maybe more importantly, where women are tuned in to the psyche of men. Class is in session!
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What Have You Learned?
This is your opportunity to tell Tom exactly what you've learned from the show and give the Professor your unwaivering praise and admiration.
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Forcing the Fat
What would be the motivation of a man to keep his wife overweight, regardless of her desire to lose the bulge? Hmmm?
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Teron James Returns
For anyone who's thinking of having kids with a scandelous bi-atch, let this guy's story be a valuable lesson. Hey military guys, listen up!!! Make sure that kid is yours before you start paying child support.
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Gated Community Living
Is designed for people who have familes. So why the hell are you going to complain about the neighborhood children's noise after you buy a house in a place you know has a plethora of rug-rats?
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When the In-Laws Come Knocking
Another ass I'll be rocking. Just because you've invested your fe with the woman your with, doesn't mean you have to be invested in her parents and family. If she want her family to move in, move out!
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You Want Her Back...
And that's why your a moron and will be miserable until you get laid. Stop convincing yourself that she has the golden vagina and go out there and get over that bitch.
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What are you Thinking Clooney?
The big bachelor, George Clooney has been seen spending serious time with a Las Vegas single mom stripper, which prompts Tom to ask, what the hell are you thinking George?
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Stupid Enough to Have Kids?
Then your stupid enough to stay stupid. Tom is intolerant of the leg-up programs designed to help young people improve their lives at the cost of taxpayers after making terrible decisions, like having kids too early.
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Can't Control Falling In Love?
Well if you had your head on right and didn't allow yourself to delve into another meaningless relationship, then you would be able to control who you fall for, because you wouldn't be falling. You'd have your feet on the ground and planted in reality.
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Underachievers for the Corporate Woman
Tom tries to figure out the motivation of successful corporate women who get a kick out of dating slackers and losers, as detailed in the movie "Knocked Up."
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Daddy's Little Girl
Tom discusses the normal girl's predilection toward guys who resemble their fathers and who actually look for guys who look like the guy who raised them.
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Interested in Strippers?
Well just look at all the benefits reaped by the Duke Lacrosse team, who decided they would party with a stripper and got falsely persecuted. Save your money and use that bank roll just as a tool to get laid, boys.
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Youth or Maturity?
Unless he's a loser/pussy, guys will choose youth over maturity about 100% of the time, when seeking out women. So all you ladies sitting around watching reality TV, eating Bon-Bons need a true dose of reality. Get real!!!
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The 2 Income Trap
Tom talks about the expensive life of pooling your money together with your respective partner to buy a house or what not, and the subsequent financial burden people get themselves in to without thinking.
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Live From San Diego - Flash Friday!!!
It's a beautiful day in Southern California and a perfect excuse to let those cans fly. So ladies, when you see someone driving by with their headlights on, let the sun shine on those knockers and the world will be a better place.
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Flash Friday from San Diego
Just because he's out of town doesn't mean it's not Flash Friday, so get those headlines on ladies. When you see a guy driving by with his beams on, show'em your rack!!!
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leykis 101, Part 2
Your professor is providing you with a public service which gives men an insight on getting more tail for less cash and maybe more importantly, tunes women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101, Part 1
This is the on-air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less money and gives women an insight on the psyche of men. Brought to you by our esteemed Professor, Tom Leykis.
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Cosmopolitan Manipulation
Tom was sent an article from Cosmo which detailed for women how to manipulate men and get what they want. Was is a picture of a vagina?
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Single-Mother's Day
If your dating a single woman with kids, everyday is Single-Mother's Day because your captain-save-a-hoe self keeps paying for that bitch and her kid.
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The e-Bitch
A woman faked her own kidnapping to hide the fact she was cheating on her fiance with a guy she met over the internet. Tom wonders what type of guy would stay with a bitch like that.
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Get a Freakin Prenup!!!
With the publication Smart Money reporting that there's more "parody" in divorce settlements, Tom once again urges guys to get an effing prenuptual agreement or you'll end up like every other schmoe who's lost a bundle.
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A Blessing From GOD???
Or a manipulation of Science... Tom talks about the couple who reverted to artificial insemination to have kids, then try to claim that their new village of dirty little bastards is a gift of God. God not allowing you to have kids was the gift.
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Accepting the Fat
Tom talks about the story of Joy Nash, who believes she's doing fat chicks a public service by announcing that the rolls of fat she's carrying around her person are immaterial. NO! Your just a fat actress desperate to get work!!!
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Too Immature for Relationships
This kid just can't seem to get over the fact that the girl he broke up with is now sleeping with someone else. Just goes to show that young people can't handle being in relationships.
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Get a Prenup!!!
No matter how much you love the person you're with or how much money you don't have, protect yourself. Get a prenuptual agreement or you'll be paying for it later!!!
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The Silent Treatment
Any guy who's been given the silent treatment from their woman should be considered lucky. Finally a moment of silence from that jabber-jaw bitch!!!
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Hosed by the Sopranos
Tom bit the bullet and watched the last episode of the Sopranos, which reinforced his feeling that all the people who've invested years in this gun toting soap opera got hosed with this ambiguous ending.
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Floating the Bill
If your the type of guy who ends up paying for the first date, the first vacation and takes charge of spending money on your woman early, you'll always be paying. So either have her float some of that bill or dump that bitch!!!
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Vacation Whores
Typically, when you're all alone and doing nothing, women don't call. So don't let them know their vagina has value and reject that bitch if she tries to get a free ride.
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Your Either a Woman or Gay...
If you're really invested in the Paris Hilton debacle, because really, what straight guy cares for her story if this little princess isn't getting naked?
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Flash Friday - Part 2
Headlights on! This where America comes together to share some lovely boobies. So when you see someone driving by with their headlights on, release those cans and show'em your rack!!!
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Flash Friday - Part 1
Alright boys and girls, you know the drill. Ladies, when you see someone driving by with their headlights on, show'em your rack! It's Flash Friday!!!
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Fun with Paris
Tom is reeling that he has some serious fuel for good radio, as he further discusses the Paris Hilton issue with callers.
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No Punch Pulled for Paris
Tom is just happy to be alive on days like this when a little princess like Paris Hilton is being sent back to jail, fueling some very fun radio.
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
Your professor is providing you with a public service which gives men an insight on getting more tail for less cash and maybe more importantly, tunes women into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the on-air public service which informs men how to get more tail for less money, brought to you by our esteemed Professor, Tom Leykis.
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No Punch Pulled for Paris
Tom still can't believe this bitch has been alleviated from her Federal responsibilty and encourages listeners to call Lee Boca from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department to get some real answers for this unreal outrage.
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Filling the Tank with Fuel for Good Radio
Tom just can't wait to dive into the topic of Paris Hilton being released from jail and can't believe this little princess is being let off the hook. 1-800-5-800-TOM!
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Partying with Your Momma
Tom wonders who out there has a Mom who they go out and party with, then takes calls fom all the freaky ass Mommas out there who get down and boogie with their kids, then get down and dirty with their kid's friends.
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Talking to the Ex
Just don't do it! If you have enough problems with the person your with to break up, stay broken up! Cut them off at the knees and block them out of your life at all costs.
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184 Million... The Cost of Marriage
Yes men, this woman was awarded 184 million dollars in her divorce settlement and by poplular demand, Tom delves into the subject of marriage and the ramifications of being a dumb-ass, and not getting a prenuptial agreement.
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Pull the Anchor!
Off the CBS Evening News, that is. Tom talks about the despicable job Katie Couric is doing anchoring the news and how he predicted that our society was predisposed to tuning out a woman on the anchor chair. Treat her like all the rest, and dump that bi
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It's Okay to be a Man
With all the regulations in the work force which protect "women's rights", television portraying men as bumbling idiots running around with our heads cut off and the majority of women in college, Tom reminds us that it's ok to be a guy.
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Off the Hook
Tom tells a story about a woman who was pulled over for DUI, then tried to bribe the cop to let her off, if she'd show her rack. The Professor wonders what situation the women you know have gotten in to, and what they have proposed to get off the hook.
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Is Anyone Listening?
If your a loyal Leykis listener and know the philosophy of Leykis 101, why the hell do you dumb asses still make the same old mistakes the professor warns you about? Get your head out of your ass and turn the radio up!
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Should I Stay, Tom?
Tom takes a call from a guy from Orange County who wonders if he should stay with his girl who has decided that she wants to keep the baby she was just impregnated with. If your a Tom Leykis listener, do you really need to ask? Stop being a pussy!
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The Man Market
Why the hell is every place we go for public commerce designed for chicks, even though we're paying for everything anyway? Guys shop too and we don't need a thousand options for ketchup. Give us a market we can get in and out of and back to our lives!
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You Stupid, Silly Tease...
Ladies, if you go back home with the guy your out with and expect him not to be all over you in an expectation of sex, what the hell are you thinking? Going inside his place is a sign of interest, so if you don't plan on giving it up, don't go in!
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Man Up?
A female caller referred to the guy in the movie "Knocked Up" as "manning up" for being forced into taking care of a child he didn't want and marrying a woman he didn't love. Is being manipulated and robbed of your ambition part of being a real man?
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"Knocked Up" - A Critique
This movie is a ergonomically designed ploy by the movie industry to get your girlfriend in the theater and give her another tool to emasculate you with. If you succumb to marrying and having a kid over a one-night-stand, your just a pussy!
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Joe Rogan
It's still flash friday, so continue to show the boys your rack on the highway as Tom talks to Joe Rogan on the Tom Leykis Show.
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Skyler Stone
The actor/film maker needs your help because he's trying to win MTV's movie award for the best spoof video with his short, Quentin Tarantino's Little Miss Squirt Gun, showing at the MTV movie awards this Sunday.
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Flash Friday, Hour 2
Your don't get a big set of cans in your face listening to your easy listening on the way home from work, so turn those headlights on and start flashing the world, girls!!!
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Flash Friday, Hour 1
Headlights on people!!! Ladies when you drive by a guy who has his beems on, show'em your rack!, as lucky listeners all over the city are getting flashed on the first flash Friday of June.
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Leykis 101 - Part 2
Your professor Mr. Leykis is presenting you with a public service which tells men how to get more tail for less money and clues women in to the psyche of men.
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Leykis 101 - Part 1
This is the educational program where men learn how to get more tail for less money and even more importantly, where women are tuned in to the thought process of men. Class is in session...
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Time Invested
Sticking with a relationship just because you've been together for so long... is not an excuse to stay in that worn out arrangement. Why waist more time than you already have? Dump that bitch!
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Window Of Desirability
Tom talks about the 13 good years women have from 18 - 30 years old to capitalize on attracting their ideal man, but generally for guys, after the prime time bound in her ass starts to sag, cut the chain and tell her, "Good Run."
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Work Force Women
What type of liberties are the women your working with taking advantage of? Is there really an advantage to working with these side stepping bitches?
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Lindsay Lohan
The starlet crashes her car and then tries to out run the paparazzi. It just proves that no matter how hot you are, if your perpetually drunk and throwing up all over the place, your a nasty, stinky bitch who gets too much attention.
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Marie, On Baseball Marriage
Tom talks to a baseball wife about the sex life of married sports figures and the secter code of athletes on the road.
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Marriage in Sports - The A-Rod Scandal
If your a guy who makes his living traveling the country, going out with gorgeous women and making millions of dollars, why the hell would you get married? Tom talks about A-Rod's infidelity and Kobe's threat to leave the Lakers.
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Hail Mary
Alright guys, if your girl's pregnant, this is your opportunity to lie your ass off to get her to have an abortion, by any means necessary. Then take that bitch to get a recovery Egg McMuffin and you've just pulled off the Leykis Hail Mary.
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Marilyn Manson's Marriage
Manson's wife, Dita Von Teese made him feel like he had to apologize for being himself, which leads Tom to ask you sorry bastards if you've been in a relationship where you've totally compromised your standards for the sake of staying together.
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Exercising Control and MySpace
Tom discusses the control you must have to recognise that your not in the right situation and the ability to pick up and just leave. Plus, your Professor talks to callers about the logistics of having a MySpace account while in a relationship.
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Another Theory Validated
Tom reviews in an article from the New York Post that women are waiting longer to get married, rather than jumping into the first thing that comes along, which gives the success rate of marriage a better chance of survival in the long run.
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Leykis 101, Hour 2
Class is in seesion and your Professor is giving your dumb-ass advice to live by, so you won't end up marrying the first girl you bang and waisting your money on expenditures you just can't afford. Wake up and dump that bitch!!!
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Leykis 101, Hour 1
From dumping that bitch to financial reconstruction, your Professor is giving you the tools to vice grip your misguided head out of your ass. Class is in session.
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Flash Friday, Part 2
It's Friday kids, so you know what that means... When you ladies see someone driving during the day with their with their headlights on, pull right over and show'em your rack, on this very sunny Flash Friday.
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Flash Friday, Part 1
It's Friday girls, so when you see someone driving by with their headlights on, Show'em Your Rack!!!
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2
Class is in session and your Professor is giving you a public service where guys learn how to get more tail for less money and women are clued into the psyche of men. Have relationship troubles? Then, Dump That Bitch!!!
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1
Your Professor is giving you a public service where guys learn how to get more tail for less money and women are clued into the psyche of men. Class is in session.
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Why Isn't He Calling Me?
Ladies, if this is the question you find asking yourself, then he's determined that your either too fat, too f'ugly or for whatever reason, just isn't interested anymore. Get over it and stop calling!!!
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The Hijacked Favor
If your doing a favor for your significant other, it will come back to bite you in the ass, as Tom reflects to a time when he hooked up his girlfriend with phone service.
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Your Homo Husband
Ladies, ever wonder if your man or husband is really gay? Tom's got the clues to revealing your man's true sexuality.
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Friends of the Ex
Tom thinks back with deep regret about the people he was forced to hang out with and tolerate when he was in a relationship and made to associate with his woman's friends.
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On-Line Dating
Whether it's Craiglist, Facebook or any other of the million dating sites, this is your dating opportunity to lie your ass off to get some tail.
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Idol Fat And Fuglies
Tom wonders who would acutally pay to see some of the fat fugly fives from American Idol on stage.
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Medical Marijuana
Tom wonders how many Californians abuse their "perscriptions" for medical marijuana.
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Instant Turn Offs
Whether it is a purse dog, or a woman with nothing but gay friends, what is the thing that will send you running away instantly from a chick?
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Cheapness Keeps You Rich
Tom didn't become a multi-millionare by throwing money all over the place, so why would he do that now?
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Flash Friday - Hour 4
If you have an idea for Tom\'s contest that\'s so bad you can\'t say it on the radio, send an email to !!
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Flash Friday - Hour 3
Tom's Got 2 tickets to the Playboy Summer Splash if you will do his bidding, and this ain't no morning zoo!
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (5-17)
To avoid paying for an expensive meal, call her and ask her "What time are you having dinner tonight?" when she responds "7ish", tell her,"Great, how about we get a drink around 9!" You just aced her out of dinner and she didn't even know it!!!
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Wait Until Reality Sets In!
Why do women make such a big deal out of marriage? in the end its the same as being in a relationship, just now you have an anchor tied to you
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The Obsessed Booty Call
The only time you think about her is at 2AM after the bars close and you need to get laid. The only time she thinks about you is every waking minute. What do you do?
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Get An Effing Job!!!!
How dare women complain about men not doing housework when we have to work all day to support your fat asses!!!!
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Ask An Aethist
Tom the non-believer takes your questions of his non-beliefs
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Single Mothers Day
Why would you date a single mother, letalone buy her a gift for mothers day?
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (5-10)
Don't buy her wine coolers or light beer, just straight alcohol. Nothing gets you in a woman's panties faster than a little Jagermeister!!!
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Divorce Is Down
The divorce rate has gotten to an all time low since the 70's and Tom believes it's due to the unbearable cost of getting one
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Women C.E.O.s
If you listen to some of the brainless women calling in this hour, you'll know why there aren't more women C.E.O.s
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Soulmates My Ass!
Tom can't believe that some women can justify adultery by saying that the person is their "Soulmate"
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Advertising Divorce
Whats wrong with a billboard advertising how much better your life could be if you got divorced?
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Would You Like Fries With That?
Nothing makes Tom happier than looking at all the losers with dead-end jobs because they knocked up their girlfriend at 18.
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Prom Babies
There's a new trend of chicks trying to get knocked up on prom night. So if Tom hasen't already drilled it into your head...DON'T GO TO THE PROM!!!
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Leykis 101, Part 2
Tom breaks it down for weary listeners who might not know hows it's done.
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Dressing For Less?
Then your probably fat and f'ugly. Tom gives examples of the type of women who shop at discounts department stores.
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Remembering the Riots
It's been 15 years since the Los Angeles riots, and Tom delves deep into his memory to reminisce on those fun times.
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Ask A Mexican!
Gustavo from the OC post joins Tom in a immigration inspired round of "Ask A Mexican"
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$138,000? For What? To Sit And Watch Oprah?
Most women who stay at home don't cook, don't clean, and basically sit and watch Oprah all day, so where is this survey thinking they should earn $138,000 salary comming from?
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Accidental Pregnancy My Ass!!!
If 90% of women are on birth control that is 90% or more effective, then why are there over 3 million "unplanned" pregnancys every year?
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Pablo Francisco
Comedian Pablo Francisco drops in and laughs it up with Tom
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Don't Talk To Her Friends Part 1
What benefit is there to talking to your woman's friends? They will always hate you, and will just convince your woman to dump you.
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Online Players Part 2
Tom talks to more guys who lie their way into the panties of unsuspecting online chicks
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Online Players Part 1
Tom talks to the guys who lie their way into the pants of chicks who use online dating
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Dating A Rich Man
If a rich man buys you things, it's because he wants control. he's not just giving that money away!
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Youtube Commercials
Tom wonders why all of these marketing people are trying to make commercials "Youtube-esque" and if that really appeals to anyone.
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Your 2nd Choice
If you could sit at dinner with any woman you know but your wife, who would it be?
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Married And Gay?
Tom talks to the closeted gays who are afraid to come out to their wives.
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Added Responsibility
If your life is as fulfilling as Tom's, then why do you need to complicate it with marriage and children?
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The Baldwin Mess
Tom believes that releasing the Alec Baldwin tape to the public will do more damage to the kid than the words on the tape
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Supporting Her Loser Family
Why should the guy be obligated to take care of the woman's financial needs AND the needs of her broke-ass family?
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (4-19)
The best way to erode a woman's self esteem is with backhanded compliments, unreliability, and a little Jagermeister!
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Man User
Have you ever dated a woman who you later found out was solely using you for free meals and gifts? Tom wants to know!
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Contempt Or Caring?
Tom wonders if you think he really cares about the morons who call in and ask him for advice after they broke every rule in the book.
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Blacks In Baseball?
Tom asks the black members of his audience if there is a problem with fewer and fewer black kids playing baseball
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How Can We Get More Women Flyers
Tom wants all the marketing geniuses out there to come up with ideas for American Airlines new campaign to get more female flyers
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It's A Tragedy, But Not A Topic
The Virginia Tech Thing is terrible, but when 99.9% of the audience has the same opinion on a topic like that, It's not good radio.
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Flash Friday - Hour 4
If you didd't get flashed, don't call in and whine or Dean will kick your ass off the telephone
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Flash Friday - Hour 3
If you are a loyal Tom Leykis listener, turn on your headlights and prepare to get flashed!
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Flash Friday - Hour 1
Turn On The Headlights And Pull Up The Tops, Its Time For Another Tom Leykis Show Flash Friday!
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (4-12)
The best way to get laid is to treat women like crap. Be unreliable, be undependable, and always use backhanded compliments!
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Tom Is Fried
After all the Duke and Imus hoopla, Tom's brain is fried, so he's taking random calls.
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Innocent Until Proven Guilty!
Just like Kobe was vindicated, these Duke University students have been found innocent, and now dont all you bitches who wanted to crucify these boys feel bad?
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False Accusers Are The Real Criminals
Crystal Gayle Mangum, the whore that ruined 3 Duke University students' lives, has finally been unveiled as the lying bitch she is when the charges of rape against the Duke boys were dropped. And you wonder if Crystal Gayle Mangum wasn't protected under t
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Don't Go To The Prom
Just go to the afterparty, you're not gonna get laid by blowing $400 dollars on some chick's dream prom date.
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Why Won't You Listen To Me?
Men never really care about a word a woman has to say. We're just going through the motions to get you to take your panties off
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Trapping A Man
If you force a man into fathering your baby, don't get suprised when he loses it and leaves or worse...
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Psycho Girlfriend
Tom wants to know why you get into relationships with the "gonna kill myself" wacko chicks.Use Em And Lose Em!
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Women And Retirement
If women are so worried about their retirement, then maybe they shouldnt waste all their money on crap like shoes!
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Text Messgaes
You can block a phone call, an email, and an IM, but for some reason you can't block a text message from that bitch!
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Maternity Leave My Ass!
Why should everyone at the owrkplace have to suffer because you decided to impregnate yourself and take 3 months off work. Who do you think is doing your job while you're out?
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Working In The Trades
Its fine to work construction, or in a supermarket while youre in school, but do you really want that to be your career?
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Taking On Someone Else's Kids
Tom wonders why you would want to take on all the extra responsibility and drama that comes with dating a chick with kids
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Women Who Spend Too Much Money
If you're dating a woman who goes through money like toilet paper, remember that someday you'll be footing the bill unless you dump that bitch!
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Respecting Women As A Whole
When a woman stands by her boyfriend in court who tried to kill her, that is an insult to the female gender.
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Chicks On Politics
Tom proves that young women don't care about politics by having women call in and talk about politics.
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Gay Friends
What does it mean when a woman has nothing but gay friends?
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Sunday Dry Run - Hour 2
If Tom has to come in on a Sunday, you better bet he's drinking while he's testing the new studio.
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The Final Hour
Tom does his final hour from the Westwood One studios in s-hole Culver City
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Last Day For Westwood One
Tom starts off his last day for Westwood One by thanking his employer and bashing the s-hole we know as Culver City.
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Dry Run At Paramount
Tom does his first test show locally for us at 97.1 at his new studios on the paramount lot
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Cheating And Violence
Tom wants to know why you think its okay to commit an act of violence on someone if they were cheating on you.
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Wrong Baby
Tom wonders if you love your child any less if you found out that it wasn't yours
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Frigid Bitches
Tom wants to know the reasoning behind a married woman who stops putting out.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 3
In addition to the Tom Leykis Show and The Tasting Room, Tom is going to host an HD only show where he does the play by play for ping pong tounraments
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 1
The best thing about moving to the new studio will be leaving the armpit of Los Angeles, Culver City in the dust. Tom could go on for hours on how terrible of a place it is.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (3-22)
One way to get a girl to want to rip your pants off is to write your phone number on the back of an ATM statement with a 6 or 7 figure balance. dig through the ATM machine.. you'll find one.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (3-22)
Instead of dating one woman, why don't you get several plates spinning so you can have a different one every night?
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American Idols?
Who would actually pay to listen to these so-called American Idols? the only reason people watch the freakin show is beacuse it's the only mass appeal show that the whole family can watch! It's not really good.
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Hot Enough
Tom talks about a new dating website for attractive people only
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Shutting That Bitch Up
Tom wants to know how you get your girlfriend to stop talking about the relationship and "Where We Are"
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Talkin To The Haters
Who is the only radio host with the balls to talk to his detractors? Tom! Thats Who!
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Nagging Can Get You Killed
Tom plays a 911 call where a man shot his wife because she was always nagging him. Maybe you ladies should just shut up once in a while?
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Prenups
Why is it empowering for a woman to ask for a prenup, and its demeaning for a man to ask for one?
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Frank Calliendo
One of the best impressionists in the world, Comedian Frank Caliendo, comes in to make Tom laugh his ass off.
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More Wide Open Telephones
Hey, Its the weekend, make sure you don't answer your phone for a woman unless you're 100% sure you'll get sex out of it!
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Still Wide Open Telephones
Tom debunks the rumors that Flash Friday was starting early because of daylight savings time. Gotta wait till April boys!
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Deadbeats
Why should we feel sorry for losers who can't pay their mortgage?
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Repaying A Debt
Tom talks about the benevolent gesture he did in New York for a woman who helped him when he was down and out.
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Why Should Tom Do Politics?
Tom wants to know why he should be doing a political talk show when his prime demographic doesn't give a crap
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Too Tired?? Then Get Out!
If women want to have a monopoly over your penis, then they have no right to say they're too tired for sex!
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Leading Them On
It's alot easier to get laid when you are just completely honest about your intentions. Don't lie and call a booty call your girlfriend
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The Promise Ring
If you need to get a promise ring for a girl you don't love just to keep riding the poon train, you have no game.
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Lying In A Marriage
Why are we expected to lie when the wife says, "Does This Make Me Look Fat?"
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Marriage Statistics
Now only 1 out of every 4 households is occupied by a married couple with children. What could this change possibly mean?
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D.L. Hughley
Comedian D.L. Hughley drops by to pay Tom a visit
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Ask The Aethist
Tom has the answers to all of your questions about non-believers
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No Kids In Resturants
When are people going to realize that small children are nothing but a nuisence in a resturant?
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Fat Women Will Never Be Attractive
So what is Jennifer Hudson won an Academy Award? that does not mean that we are starting to accept fat women! So how about you PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!
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Tom Repays His Debts
Tom reflects on how he remembers on the people who helped him in his life when he was young and just getting into the radio business.
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You Screwed Up
Tom talks to all the listeners who thought they were smarter than the professor, and blew off the rules of Leykis 101, and screwed up royally.
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Reason #999 To Never Get Married
If you're married, and a DNA test proves you to not be the Father of your kid, guess what? you're still on the hook for child support!
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (2-22)
Never Date Single Mothers! Ever! Unless You wanna be paying out your ass... thats just one of the many things we teach here at the interactive classroom we call Leykis 101
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (2-23)
Never Spend more than $40 on a date boys... thats just one of the many things we teach here at the interactive classroom we call Leykis 101
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Poker
Tom talks to some poker pros about how TV poker has really taken off.
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Screw That Bitch, Be Happy
Don't ever put someones happiness before your own. You deserve to be happy. and If dumping that pregnant bitch can make you happy, then do it already!
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Is Norbit Offensive?
Tom talks to the African American communtity to find out if the movie "Norbit" is really offensive.
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Talkin To The Haters
Who is the only radio talk show host who has the balls to talk to his detractors? Tom! Thats who!
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Expired Women Go Online
Tom talks about how most women sign up to Match.com the second they realize their looks are gone.
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Tom Brady Is Screwed
Football Star Tom Brady somehow is thrilled that his ex is pregnant... what a bunch of BS! He knows he's completely screwed!
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 4
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Andy Dick
Comedian Andy Dick drops by Tom's studio to sing some of his new songs.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 2
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 1
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Ron Jeremy
Porn Legend Ron Jeremy drops by Tom's Studio to pimp his book.
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Leykis 101 (2-15)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money!
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Mel Fighte
Mel Fighte, of the National Society For Men, calls in to talk to Tom about the new insane rape laws.
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Roped In For Child Support
The laws in this country are just insane. Even if you're not the father of a child, you can be legally required to pay for the rest of your life if that bitch names you.
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Visectames
Tom says never disclose the fact that you got your junk snipped. It's the perfect crime!
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We're Goin To Lolas!
Tom and Dino are gearing up for a Valentines trip to Lolas on Fairfax to once again demonstrate how easy it is to get laid if you're single on Valentines Day.
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Valentines Plans
Tom wants to know what pussywhipped plot you have for Valentines Day.
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Comfort And Change
Tom furthers his speech on success by pointing out the fact that people really don't like to change, and that's why most people arent as successful asd theyld like to be.
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Manditory DNA Tests
The only good thing that comes out of Anna Nicole's death is it shows the public why MANDITORY DNA tests are necessary.
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Remembering A Golddigger
Tom reflects on how Anna Nicole Smith changed the world with her...um... because of her....um. What the Eff Did she even DO?
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Poor Anna
Tom is almost in tears over this Anna Nicole thing.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (2-08)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (2-08)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Speed Dating For The Rich
Can you imagine how much tail a 101 student could get at one of these "high society" speed dating events?
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Warming Up In The Bullpen
Women can't just end a relationship, they need to get a backup relationship warming up in the Bullpen.
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Bobbie Slayton
Comedian Bobbie Slayton drops by to laugh it up with Tom, radio's most generous audience for comedy.
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Women And Marriage
A New Study shows that more women are reluctant to marry, but thats probably because there are more fat, fugly, fives that could ever even land a husband.
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Gay Snickers Ad
Tom weighs in on all the BS outrage over 2 guys kissing in a Superbowl Ad
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The SuperBowl Liar
Tom talks to JP, who last week claimed he bought a 2.5 million dollar Superbowl ad that never aired.
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If You Want To Have Kids, Go Envitro!
If you really, really want to have kids without dealing with some bitch, get an anonymous egg and get an envitro fertilization with an anonymous womb.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 4
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 3
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 2
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Telephones - Hour 1
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (2-1)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (2-1)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Mayoral Extra Marital Affairs
So what if the San Francisco mayor had sex with his campaign manager's wife? How does that affect his performance as mayor?
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Kitty Washing Machine
Tom has a PETA rep on to discuss the youtube video of a house cat being washed and tortured in a PetSpa machine.
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Baby Showers
Why would a guy ever willingly go to a baby shower?
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Talking To The Kids
Tom talks to kids 16 and under who have had the Tom Leykis Show impact them in some way
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Cell Phones
Tom digs into women's obsession with their cell phones
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An Email From Shaya
Tom reads the most grammatically incorrect email he has ever read from the most illogical woman in years.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (1-25)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (1-25)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Low End Jobs
Tim talks about how everyone over 21 working in fast food has pretty much given up in life
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Abortion Is The Responsible Thing To Do!
If you have a kid before you are ready, before you are done with school, before you are in a committed relationship, you're just going to ruin your life, so get the abortion!
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Bratty Kids On A Plane
If you can't control your kids and get them into the seat on a plane, you deserve to be kicked off!
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Disfigured Reality Show
Tom wants to know how far they can push the envelope in crappy reality shows, and this has to be over the edge of tasteless - a dating show for visibly disfigured people.
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Stop Giving Money To Women, Just Stop!!
Its gotten to the point where men only exist to make money and give it to women, and we have to put a stop to that. Don't buy them dinner! Don't buy them clothes!, don't pay them to get naked! And don't sign your finances away in a marriage contract!!!
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The Company Snitch
Tom talks about those sniveling rats at the office who have nothing better to do than snitch on your behavior.
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Why Go To Counseling
Tom wants to know why you think counseling will help your maiirage if you're being cheated on.
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Tom On Oprah
Tom is featured on Oprah when she and Elizabeth Varas are duscussing childcare in the workplace.
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Women And Money
Women need to learn to save and invest, otherwise they'll be eating catfood at 70.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (1-18)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (1-18)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Kids Need A Male Rolemodel
Otherwise they are 25% more likely to become criminals and drug addicts. You single mother bitches should think becore you trick a man into fathering your kid.
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Pot Prescriptions
Tom talks abou tthe recent Cannabis Clubs that were raided in West Hollywood
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Jon Lovitz
Comedian Jon Lovitz drops by to talk to Tom
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The Golden Globes Awards
Thats right! not the Golden Globe Awards, but the Golden Globes Awards! This is where the men of America nominate the best breasts in Hollywood.
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Women Living With Spouses Is No Longer The Majority! - Hour 2
Its a day for celebration as the US Census Bureau announced that More than 51% of women in America do not live with a spouse!, take that statistic, along with the recent statistic that married couples are in the minority, it looks like the Tom Leyis Showi
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Women Living With Spouses Is No Longer The Majority! - Hour 1
Its a day for celebration as the US Census Bureau announced that More than 51% of women in America do not live with a spouse!, take that statistic, along with the recent statistic that married couples are in the minority, it looks like the Tom Leyis Showi
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Being Selfish
Tom believes that everyone should look out for number 1
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Pushing The Rewind Button - Hour 1
The reason Tom doesn't like to push the rewind button with anyone he was in a former relationship with is because It was usually only good in the beginning, and you can't ever go back to that.
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Leykis 101- Hour 2 (1-11)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101- Hour 1 (1-11)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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You Don't HAVE To Have Kids!
Just because most people do, doesn't mean you have to have children in your life, and you should never let anyone pressure you into having kids you don't want.
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Lovey Dovey BS
Tom talks to all the losers in love who do stupid things like "you hang up. no you hang up! no you hang up"
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Faking It Through The Holidays
Tom wants to know if you were just going through the motions in December before you dropped the divorce papers on January 2nd.
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Fleeing The Country From That Bitch And That Child Support
If your baby's mother is making your life hell, It would be wrong to run away from the country and your child support bills. You should never get on a Continental Airlines flight leaving for Europe daily and run away from the hell that has become your lif
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Staying With An Abuser
If you're sticking with a drug addict or a violent person, you're the one with the problem.
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Really Desperate Wives
The reason that over 50% of married women would not get married to the same guy if they had the chance again is because Women are so desperate to get the guy to sign the contract, it's like they are casting a play!
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The Best Of 06 - Hour 4
Tom recaps the stand out moments of 2006: This hour Elizabeth forgets to turn her radio off, Esther misses Country music, And Sue Confesses To Murder!
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The Best Of 2006 - Hour 3
Tom recaps the stand out moments of 2006: This hour Tom tells Daniel to go back to school, and we find out the meaning of African Tribal Style.
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The Best Of 2006 - Hour 2
Tom recaps the stand out moments of 2006: This hour comedians like David Alan Grier, Jon Lovitz, and Skyler Stone are on the list of Tom's favorite guests of 2006
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The Best Of 2006 - Hour 1
Tom recaps the stand out callers of 2006: This hour we hear from Kathy the drunk, and Casey The African Queen.
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Wide Open Phones - Hour 4
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Phones - Hour 3
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Phones - Hour 2
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Wide Open Phones - Hour 1
Its wide open telephones, you can talk about anything thats on your mind, anything we discussed on the air this week, as long as you're absolutely...fascinating.
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Leykis 101 - Hour 2 (12-21)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101 - Hour 1 (12-21)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Dead Pool
It's time for the annual dead pool. It's time to see who won. You know how the game is played: pick 10 people who you know are gonna die and if they die you get 100 points minus their age!
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Celeb Flu
Tom wants to know which celebrities you are completely sick of in 2006.
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Greedy CEO?
If you're not an investor in the company, why the hell should you care what a CEO makes?
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Tis the Season
Tom talks about former girlfriends coming back around Christmas time to try and see if there's still a chance..and then he SLAMS the door..
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The Drunk Drivers Show - Hour 2
To Prove how effective our current DUI laws are, Tom talks to people who are drinking and driving at this moment�Right Now�In Their Cars...And couldn�t care less!
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Hating The Homeless - Hour 1
It�s the most wonderful time of the year. The bums on the street do nothing but beg for money to buy more beer! Why don�t we just kill them all and have a good cheer!...Well that�s the jist of what the callers are saying.
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The Drunk Drivers Show - Hour 1
To Prove how effective our current DUI laws are, Tom talks to people who are drinking and driving at this moment.. Right Now�In Their Cars...And couldn�t care less!
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Gift Cards
Tom tries to see the point in spending money from your joint bank account on a gift card for your wife.
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Wide Open Telephones
You can talk about anything at all...as long as you are absolutely fascinating.
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Leykis 101-Hour2 (12-14)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101-Hour1 (12-14)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Expensive-Ass Gifts
Tom talks to guys who have to buy their wives expensive-assed stuff for the holidays.
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Swingers
Tom believes that you should never get into a serious relationship with a swinger.
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Planning Evil At The Holiday Party
Tom wants to know if you are planning on doing something sinful during the Christmas party. You know, like banging the married secretary.
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Travel Whores
Tom is sick of women who use guys for free meals and free travel.
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Rosie The Racist
Tom asks the Asian community if they were really offended by Rosie O'Donnell's Asian remarks.
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Women Supporting Men
Why is it ok for a woman to walk away from supporting a man who is going back to school, and when a man does it, he is shamed for it?
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DUI Laws
Tom believes that the reason the stigma has dissolved from getting a DUI is because the laws are so ridiculous.
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Leykis 101-Hour 2 (12-7)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 2
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Leykis 101-Hour 1 (12-7)
Learn the tactics of Leykis 101 - the on air ongoing adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money! Hour 1
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Women Are Not Independent
It doesn't matter how strong they say they are, until women stop needing men and money like a heroin addict needs heroin, they will never be independent.
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Tipping For What Exactly?
Tom wonders what exactly you are tipping people for to do their jobs. Tipping should be reserved for up and beyond normal service. Not giving the pizza guy 2 bucks so he won't spit in your pizza
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Money Management
In 2006, Tom's net worth went up 6%, so obviously he knows about how to make money, and thats what he's giving advice on this hour.
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Ultameta Givers
Tom talked to the receivers of ultameta, now Tom talks to the ultameta givers.
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Sometimes Cheating Is The Only Way Out
Sometimes there are women who just won't leave the relationship no matter how much you say it's over and there's one sure way to get out. Infidelity. Of course If you had any real balls, you'd drop kick her like a football!
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Desperation For The Holidays
When Women are alone for the holidays, they'll start calling every ex-boyfriend they ever had, regardless of how long it's been since they have seen each other.
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